Author Topic: Funny.... Maybe... Am I a dumbass? (Read 5823 times)

Eyeball Chambers · « **on:** May 04, 2010, 06:17:27 AM »

I'm smiling at a coworker, looking all cool... I pick up my coffee and take a drink while looking her way and it splashed up out of the little hole on the McDonalds cup and burns the fuck out of the bottom of my nose and upper lip... I flinched like I was tazed...

Is she going to think I'm a dumbass?

Butterbean · « **Reply #1 on:** May 04, 2010, 06:21:24 AM »

Are you going to sue McDonalds

devilsmile · « **Reply #2 on:** May 04, 2010, 06:22:20 AM »

are you asking or telling us

do a muscle pose and I'm sure she's molten liquid on your arms

Army of One · « **Reply #3 on:** May 04, 2010, 06:24:18 AM »

Quote from: Eyeball Chambers on May 04, 2010, 06:17:27 AM

I'm smiling at a coworker, looking all cool... I pick up my coffee and take a drink while looking her way and it splashed up out of the little hole on the McDonalds cup and burns the fuck out of the bottom of my nose and upper lip... I flinched like I was tazed...

Is she going to think I'm a dumbass?

Depends, this maneuver can only be pulled off if doing an office most muscular at the same time.

devilsmile · « **Reply #4 on:** May 04, 2010, 06:25:35 AM »

Quote from: db2431 on May 04, 2010, 06:24:18 AM

Depends, this maneuver can only be pulled off if doing an office most muscular at the same time.

that's what I said, he needs to stand up fast, take a shirt off and be all like; "POSE!"...

... then sit down, wink her... it's on after that I'm telling ya!

Eyeball Chambers · « **Reply #5 on:** May 04, 2010, 06:27:47 AM »

Quote from: STella on May 04, 2010, 06:21:24 AM

Are you going to sue McDonalds

haha...

What the hell, everyone else is! Why not?

Eyeball Chambers · « **Reply #6 on:** May 04, 2010, 06:28:38 AM »

Quote from: devilsmile on May 04, 2010, 06:25:35 AM

that's what I said, he needs to stand up fast, take a shirt off and be all like; "POSE!"...

... then sit down, wink her... it's on after that I'm telling ya!

Damn, wish I had this info about 10 minutes ago!!!

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #7 on:** May 04, 2010, 06:29:04 AM »

Quote from: Eyeball Chambers on May 04, 2010, 06:17:27 AM

I'm smiling at a coworker, looking all cool... I pick up my coffee and take a drink while looking her way and it splashed up out of the little hole on the McDonalds cup and burns the fuck out of the bottom of my nose and upper lip... I flinched like I was tazed...

Is she going to think I'm a dumbass?

Call Terry man.

Tapeworm · « **Reply #8 on:** May 04, 2010, 06:52:46 AM »

Quote from: Eyeball Chambers on May 04, 2010, 06:17:27 AM

I'm smiling at a coworker, looking all cool... I pick up my coffee and take a drink while looking her way and it splashed up out of the little hole on the McDonalds cup and burns the fuck out of the bottom of my nose and upper lip... I flinched like I was tazed...

Is she going to think I'm a dumbass?

You are Endearingly Clumbsy Guy. Roll with it but don't injure her.

Eyeball Chambers · « **Reply #9 on:** May 04, 2010, 07:24:17 AM »

Quote from: Tapeworm on May 04, 2010, 06:52:46 AM

You are Endearingly Clumbsy Guy. Roll with it but don't injure her.

I'm like a buff napoleon dynamite

Norbert · « **Reply #10 on:** May 04, 2010, 08:50:08 AM »

Smack the snivelling little shit sitting next to you saying "you call this coffee!" Sit back and watch how she thinks your the type of man who takes charge and gives orders

nder98 · « **Reply #11 on:** May 04, 2010, 08:54:51 AM »

Drug her and two more people and make a human centipede

Ron · « **Reply #12 on:** May 04, 2010, 09:15:01 AM »

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I'm smiling at a coworker, looking all cool

You can't lie in the beginning of the very first sentence here now... Face it, she knows you are a dork. Either she likes you or she doesnt. Either she had a look of amusement on her face or a look of disgust. Time to get back to work.

Fury · « **Reply #13 on:** May 04, 2010, 09:16:52 AM »

Quote from: Ron on May 04, 2010, 09:15:01 AM

You can't lie in the beginning of the very first sentence here now... Face it, she knows you are a dork. Either she likes you or she doesnt. Either she had a look of amusement on her face or a look of disgust. Time to get back to work.

King Avidan bringing the hammer down.

JOHN MATRIX · « **Reply #14 on:** May 04, 2010, 09:50:43 AM »

throw the rest of the boiling hot coffee on her face in order to redeem some of your manliness/dignity

Option D · « **Reply #15 on:** May 04, 2010, 09:52:20 AM »

YES

i didnt read the first post..im just responding to the thread title

Eyeball Chambers · « **Reply #16 on:** May 04, 2010, 10:05:14 AM »

Quote from: Ron on May 04, 2010, 09:15:01 AM

You can't lie in the beginning of the very first sentence here now... Face it, she knows you are a dork. Either she likes you or she doesnt. Either she had a look of amusement on her face or a look of disgust. Time to get back to work.

An owning by Ron like I've never seen before!!!