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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: RAZA-BLADE on May 05, 2010, 09:35:42 AM
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At what point does one become a schmoe?
Ok I'll start.
1. When you start a thread on getbig asking "at what point does one become a schmoe"
Keep it going...
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When you join a team.
When you frequent fitness expos and conventions and all that shit.
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when you spend more time on getbig than you spend at the gym
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The moment you post on Getbig.
All slowly turn into gay schmoes here.
no escape.
Comparing bodybuilders quads and arms is
a gateway.
Only cure is to never post on getbig or look at
muscular men in thongs again.
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when you consent to being called one
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when you judge glutes to determine how ripped a guy is
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ask blechman
8)
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When your biggest goal in life is to have a 200 lb she-beast, sit on your face after she puts you in a headlock.
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When your biggest goal in life is to have a 200 lb she-beast, sit on your face after she puts you in a headlock.
haha BINGO LOL
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well...people say O'Tre but he has a web site n too many bbers. Hulkster hasnt really met ronnie...just his gimmick how great ronnie is vs yates. i dont know the parameters but i know who is on this site. each one has a real world connection to a bbing to an extent.
kyomu - paco
wiggs - kai
lift-ticket - phil
bob - nassar
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when you dont workout- but still avidly follow all things bbing.
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well...people say O'Tre but he has a web site n too many bbers. Hulkster hasnt really met ronnie...just his gimmick how great ronnie is vs yates. i dont know the parameters but i know who is on this site. each one has a real world connection to a bbing to an extent.
kyomu - paco
wiggs - kai
lift-ticket - phil
bob - nassar
your forgetting:
hulkster
Earl1972
and a schmoe is in SOOO deep, he goes by the simple name "LEEPRIESTLOVER"
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Is there a deep rooted sexual attraction at the heart of a schmoe?
I could be the biggest Michael Jordan or Lance Armstrong fan in the world....
Does that make me a schmoe? or is it just limited to bodybuilding?
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Is there a deep rooted sexual attraction at the heart of a schmoe?
I could be the biggest Michael Jordan or Lance Armstrong fan in the world....
Does that make me a schmoe? or is it just limited to bodybuilding?
I think it depends on how you view them. If you admire their athletic ability, attitude, etc.... but not in a "if Lance tried to kiss me, I wouldn't really resist" kinda way.
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when shit like this pops off on any given tuesday afternoon after squats
fckn vampires
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When you actually think Nasser has movie-star good looks.
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when shit like this pops off on any given tuesday afternoon after squats
fckn vampires
Is he twisting his nipple?
LMAO
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Is he twisting his nipple?
LMAO
hahaha
thats what I thought - prob using that pentagram ring of his to twist harder :-X
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Is he twisting his nipple?
LMAO
haha, the dreaded purple nurple !!!! LOL
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haha, the dreaded purple nurple !!!! LOL
lol
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when you deny being a bodybuilding fan even though you have thousands of posts on a bodybuilding forum
when you start to believe it is a "male beauty pageant" yet you still post regularly on a bodybuilding forum
thinking of bodybuilders as "men in thongs" while still posting regularly on a bodybuilding forum
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Bringing a camera, with a footlong lens, to a bbing show is a pretty strong indicator.
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Bringing a camera, with a footlong lens, to a bbing show is a pretty strong indicator.
Mr. Vince Basile to the white courtesy phone. Vince Basile.
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Mr. Vince Basile to the white courtesy phone. Vince Basile.
;D
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when you deny being a bodybuilding fan even though you have thousands of posts on a bodybuilding forum
when you start to believe it is a "male beauty pageant" yet you still post regularly on a bodybuilding forum
thinking of bodybuilders as "men in thongs" while still posting regularly on a bodybuilding forum
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When criticism of the so called sport hurts you deep inside.
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When your "Would You Hit It?" threads list the top 5 from the Mr. Olympia....
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When criticism of the so called sport hurts you deep inside.
it only hurts deep if you want it to
:o
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When you actually think Nasser has movie-star good looks.
True.
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When criticism of the so called sport hurts you deep inside.
who does it hurt, schmoe?
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When you follow bodybuilding but aren't fit at all? ???
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When ripped glutes are the dominant factor of winning a bodybuilding contest. :P
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when crystals embedded in posing trunks are not enough....
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when you deny being a bodybuilding fan even though you have thousands of posts on a bodybuilding forum
when you start to believe it is a "male beauty pageant" yet you still post regularly on a bodybuilding forum
thinking of bodybuilders as "men in thongs" while still posting regularly on a bodybuilding forum
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When you willing describe Kevin Levrone as "half Italian - half Amazing"
When you post the above text under your avatar of him because you "admire" him & his "accomplishments" in thongs & oil.
When the words "male beauty pageant" bring hot, stinging tears of shame & guilt to your eyes.
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When you willing describe Kevin Levrone as "half Italian - half Amazing"
When you post the above text under your avatar of him because you "admire" him & his "accomplishments" in thongs & oil.
When the words "male beauty pageant" bring hot, stinging tears of shame & guilt to your eyes.
when you (earl) have to retire to the basement to flagellate yourself with a leather strap because when someone posted a new levrone picture ...........you started thinking "unclean thoughts" :-\ :-\
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when you contemplate such a question.
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When you willing describe Kevin Levrone as "half Italian - half Amazing"
When you post the above text under your avatar of him because you "admire" him & his "accomplishments" in thongs & oil.
When the words "male beauty pageant" bring hot, stinging tears of shame & guilt to your eyes.
Earl has an entire room dedicated to his soiled levrone posing trunk/shrine experience.
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When you willing describe Kevin Levrone as "half Italian - half Amazing"
When you post the above text under your avatar of him because you "admire" him & his "accomplishments" in thongs & oil.
When the words "male beauty pageant" bring hot, stinging tears of shame & guilt to your eyes.
haha here's a schmoe that got his feelings hurt by my post
keep posting here even though you think the whole thing is gay, schmoe
a lot of hurt schmoe feelings in this thread, truth hurts eh schmoes :)
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haha here's a schmoe that got his feelings hurt by my post
keep posting here even though you think the whole thing is gay, schmoe
a lot of hurt schmoe feelings in this thread, truth hurts eh schmoes :)
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Your posting in every "Schmoe" thread (related to oiled men in thongs) is predictable. :)
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When you say things on the internet like : "I can beat up anyone anywhere"
When you wear Tapout clothes and have never competed in mma
when you're fat and thinks that makes you tough
whenever you put down other peoples getbig photo's and don't post your own
when you reply to my comments
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When you own a bodybuilding forum are obese and never lift yet spend 99.9 % of your life salivating and taking pics of oiled up men in thongs :D
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Your posting in every "Schmoe" thread (related to oiled men in thongs) is predictable. :)
so is yours
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• if you can recognize two or more headless muscled torsos then you are a schmoe.
• if you are posting on a BB message board then you are a schmoe.
• if you have been to two or more BB shows then you are a schmoe.
• if you traveled more than five miles to attend one BB show then you are a schmoe.
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• if you can recognize two or more headless muscled torsos then you are a schmoe.
• if you are posting on a BB message board then you are a schmoe.
• if you have been to two or more BB shows then you are a schmoe.
• if you traveled more than five miles to attend one BB show then you are a schmoe.
WTF >:( IM NOT A SCHMOE!! Fuckin god damnit gay black man motherfucked shit. Meltdown. IM NOT A SCHMOE
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• if you can recognize two or more headless muscled torsos then you are a schmoe.
• if you are posting on a BB message board then you are a schmoe.
• if you have been to two or more BB shows then you are a schmoe.
• if you traveled more than five miles to attend one BB show then you are a schmoe.
points 2 and 4 are unfair
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He isn't an authority on things just cause he's gay. ::)
this is where he will reply about how many PM's he gets from guys on this site...hence, why he is a authority
i have nothing against gays
i do have something against pompous assholes though
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WTF >:( IM NOT A SCHMOE!! Fuckin god damnit gay black man motherfucked shit. Meltdown. IM NOT A SCHMOE
clam down bay thinks everyone is a schmoe or/and gay. It's pretty sad really.
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when shit like this pops off on any given tuesday afternoon after squats
fckn vampires
doesn't will harris do g4p? I though it was doing great in Hollywood and working as a PT. ???
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if you 'admire' anything but old school bodybuilders who only took basic roids, you're a schmoe!
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When you own a bodybuilding forum are obese and never lift yet spend 99.9 % of your life salivating and taking pics of oiled up men in thongs :D
Haha, I just googled SCHMOE (images) ,look who is in the first page twice , haha.
http://www.google.com/search?q=schmoe&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi&biw=1662&bih=863
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Haha, I just googled SCHMOE (images) ,look who is in the first page twice , haha.
http://www.google.com/search?q=schmoe&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi&biw=1662&bih=863
;D
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It's not gay until the balls touch.
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• if you can recognize two or more headless muscled torsos then you are a schmoe.
• if you are posting on a BB message board then you are a schmoe.
• if you have been to two or more BB shows then you are a schmoe.
• if you traveled more than five miles to attend one BB show then you are a schmoe.
Bullshit to all.
Being a schmoe means sexual attraction to bodybuilders no more no less. If you do not get turned on seeing these guys then you are NOT a schmoe. Plain and simple.
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When you notice the color of underwear the bodybuilder is wearing for each contest at different years.
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Bullshit to all.
Being a schmoe means sexual attraction to bodybuilders no more no less. If you do not get turned on seeing these guys then you are NOT a schmoe. Plain and simple.
This is truth.
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It's only gay if you don't say "no homo"
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If you have ever paid to indulge in - or profited from - a physique event, then you are a schmoe.
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When you stamp another mans face and upper torso on dollar bills and spend them in his home town. Then people in his home town get them as change from gas stations, carry outs, and even fucking Walmart and then those people wanna know why you put your pic and name on money and spent it??? Makes ya feel pretty stupid when you have to tell them it was a grown man who is absolutely obsessed with you that did it!!!!
(http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b163/bigbadwolfe800/62347_424088013343_679918343_5012793_8384401_n.jpg)
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When you stamp another mans face and upper torso on dollar bills and spend them in his home town. Then people in his home town get them as change from gas stations, carry outs, and even fucking Walmart and then those people wanna know why you put your pic and name on money and spent it??? Makes ya feel pretty stupid when you have to tell them it was a grown man who is absolutely obsessed with you that did it!!!!
(http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b163/bigbadwolfe800/62347_424088013343_679918343_5012793_8384401_n.jpg)
Only in Ohio. :D
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When you stamp another mans face and upper torso on dollar bills and spend them in his home town. Then people in his home town get them as change from gas stations, carry outs, and even fucking Walmart and then those people wanna know why you put your pic and name on money and spent it??? Makes ya feel pretty stupid when you have to tell them it was a grown man who is absolutely obsessed with you that did it!!!!
(http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b163/bigbadwolfe800/62347_424088013343_679918343_5012793_8384401_n.jpg)
crazy schmoes
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when one drives too a " HARDCORE GYM" thats almost 2 hrs away or drives too a supplement store thats 1hr or more away just because thats where all the local competitors buy thier supplements at and they go there just too " LOOK AROUND".