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Les Grossman

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Re: At what point does one become a schmoe?
« Reply #25 on: May 05, 2010, 03:59:22 PM »
When your "Would You Hit It?" threads list the top 5 from the Mr. Olympia....
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Spike

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Re: At what point does one become a schmoe?
« Reply #26 on: May 05, 2010, 04:01:20 PM »
Quote from: #1 Klaus fan on May 05, 2010, 03:55:50 PM
When criticism of the so called sport hurts you deep inside.

it only hurts deep if you want it to

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drkaje

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Re: At what point does one become a schmoe?
« Reply #27 on: May 05, 2010, 04:37:52 PM »
Quote from: dr.chimps on May 05, 2010, 12:10:59 PM
When you actually think Nasser has movie-star good looks.

True.
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Re: At what point does one become a schmoe?
« Reply #28 on: May 05, 2010, 05:04:56 PM »
Quote from: #1 Klaus fan on May 05, 2010, 03:55:50 PM
When criticism of the so called sport hurts you deep inside.

who does it hurt, schmoe?

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James Blunt

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Re: At what point does one become a schmoe?
« Reply #29 on: May 05, 2010, 09:24:13 PM »
When you follow bodybuilding but aren't fit at all?  ???
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Re: At what point does one become a schmoe?
« Reply #30 on: May 05, 2010, 10:15:45 PM »
When ripped glutes are the dominant factor of winning a bodybuilding contest.  :P
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Re: At what point does one become a schmoe?
« Reply #31 on: May 05, 2010, 10:32:26 PM »
when crystals embedded in posing trunks are not enough....
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Re: At what point does one become a schmoe?
« Reply #32 on: May 05, 2010, 10:41:12 PM »
Quote from: Earl1972 on May 05, 2010, 02:46:56 PM
when you deny being a bodybuilding fan even though you have thousands of posts on a bodybuilding forum

when you start to believe it is a "male beauty pageant" yet you still post regularly on a bodybuilding forum

thinking of bodybuilders as "men in thongs" while still posting regularly on a bodybuilding forum


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When you willing describe Kevin Levrone as "half Italian - half Amazing"

When you post the above text under your avatar of him because you "admire" him & his "accomplishments" in thongs & oil.

When the words "male beauty pageant" bring hot, stinging tears of shame & guilt to your eyes.
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Re: At what point does one become a schmoe?
« Reply #33 on: May 05, 2010, 10:45:47 PM »
Quote from: evandatp on May 05, 2010, 10:41:12 PM
When you willing describe Kevin Levrone as "half Italian - half Amazing"

When you post the above text under your avatar of him because you "admire" him & his "accomplishments" in thongs & oil.

When the words "male beauty pageant" bring hot, stinging tears of shame & guilt to your eyes.

when you (earl) have to retire to the basement to flagellate yourself with a leather strap because when someone posted a new levrone picture ...........you started thinking "unclean thoughts" :-\ :-\
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Rod Majors

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Re: At what point does one become a schmoe?
« Reply #34 on: May 05, 2010, 11:01:29 PM »
 when you contemplate such a question.
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Re: At what point does one become a schmoe?
« Reply #35 on: May 06, 2010, 10:10:04 AM »
Quote from: evandatp on May 05, 2010, 10:41:12 PM
When you willing describe Kevin Levrone as "half Italian - half Amazing"

When you post the above text under your avatar of him because you "admire" him & his "accomplishments" in thongs & oil.

When the words "male beauty pageant" bring hot, stinging tears of shame & guilt to your eyes.

Earl has an entire room dedicated to his soiled levrone posing trunk/shrine experience.
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Earl1972

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Re: At what point does one become a schmoe?
« Reply #36 on: May 06, 2010, 10:45:23 AM »
Quote from: evandatp on May 05, 2010, 10:41:12 PM
When you willing describe Kevin Levrone as "half Italian - half Amazing"

When you post the above text under your avatar of him because you "admire" him & his "accomplishments" in thongs & oil.

When the words "male beauty pageant" bring hot, stinging tears of shame & guilt to your eyes.

haha here's a schmoe that got his feelings hurt by my post

keep posting here even though you think the whole thing is gay, schmoe

a lot of hurt schmoe feelings in this thread, truth hurts eh schmoes :)


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Re: At what point does one become a schmoe?
« Reply #37 on: May 06, 2010, 11:56:55 AM »
Quote from: Earl1972 on May 06, 2010, 10:45:23 AM
haha here's a schmoe that got his feelings hurt by my post

keep posting here even though you think the whole thing is gay, schmoe

a lot of hurt schmoe feelings in this thread, truth hurts eh schmoes :)


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Your posting in every "Schmoe" thread (related to oiled men in thongs) is predictable. :)
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Re: At what point does one become a schmoe?
« Reply #38 on: May 06, 2010, 12:59:46 PM »
When you say things on the internet like : "I can beat up anyone anywhere"

When you wear Tapout clothes and have never competed in mma

when you're fat and thinks that makes you tough

whenever you put down other peoples getbig photo's and don't post your own

when you reply to my comments
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Re: At what point does one become a schmoe?
« Reply #39 on: May 06, 2010, 02:45:37 PM »
When you own a bodybuilding forum are obese and never lift yet spend 99.9 % of your life salivating and taking pics of oiled up men in thongs  :D
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Earl1972

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Re: At what point does one become a schmoe?
« Reply #40 on: May 06, 2010, 03:13:37 PM »
Quote from: drkaje on May 06, 2010, 11:56:55 AM
Your posting in every "Schmoe" thread (related to oiled men in thongs) is predictable. :)

so is yours

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Re: At what point does one become a schmoe?
« Reply #41 on: May 06, 2010, 03:21:26 PM »
• if you can recognize two or more headless muscled torsos then you are a schmoe.

• if you are posting on a BB message board then you are a schmoe.

• if you have been to two or more BB shows then you are a schmoe.

• if you traveled more than five miles to attend one BB show then you are a schmoe.
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Re: At what point does one become a schmoe?
« Reply #42 on: May 06, 2010, 03:27:17 PM »
Quote from: BayGBM on May 06, 2010, 03:21:26 PM
• if you can recognize two or more headless muscled torsos then you are a schmoe.

• if you are posting on a BB message board then you are a schmoe.

• if you have been to two or more BB shows then you are a schmoe.

• if you traveled more than five miles to attend one BB show then you are a schmoe.
WTF  >:( IM NOT A SCHMOE!! Fuckin god damnit gay black man motherfucked shit. Meltdown. IM NOT A SCHMOE
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Re: At what point does one become a schmoe?
« Reply #43 on: May 06, 2010, 03:27:51 PM »
Quote from: BayGBM on May 06, 2010, 03:21:26 PM
• if you can recognize two or more headless muscled torsos then you are a schmoe.

• if you are posting on a BB message board then you are a schmoe.

• if you have been to two or more BB shows then you are a schmoe.

• if you traveled more than five miles to attend one BB show then you are a schmoe.

points 2 and 4 are unfair
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Re: At what point does one become a schmoe?
« Reply #44 on: May 06, 2010, 03:31:55 PM »
Quote from: Xerxes on May 06, 2010, 03:30:10 PM
He isn't an authority on things just cause he's gay.  ::)

this is where he will reply about how many PM's he gets from guys on this site...hence, why he is a authority

i have nothing against gays
i do have something against pompous assholes though
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Re: At what point does one become a schmoe?
« Reply #45 on: May 06, 2010, 07:00:08 PM »
Quote from: James Blunt on May 06, 2010, 03:27:17 PM
WTF  >:( IM NOT A SCHMOE!! Fuckin god damnit gay black man motherfucked shit. Meltdown. IM NOT A SCHMOE
clam down bay thinks everyone is a schmoe or/and gay. It's pretty sad really.
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Re: At what point does one become a schmoe?
« Reply #46 on: May 06, 2010, 07:01:50 PM »
Quote from: Spike on May 05, 2010, 12:10:41 PM
when shit like this pops off on any given tuesday afternoon after squats

fckn vampires
doesn't will harris do g4p? I though it was doing great in Hollywood and working as a PT. ???
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Re: At what point does one become a schmoe?
« Reply #47 on: May 06, 2010, 07:56:24 PM »
if you 'admire' anything but old school bodybuilders who only took basic roids, you're a schmoe!
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Re: At what point does one become a schmoe?
« Reply #48 on: April 26, 2011, 05:53:28 PM »
Quote from: WillGrant on May 06, 2010, 02:45:37 PM
When you own a bodybuilding forum are obese and never lift yet spend 99.9 % of your life salivating and taking pics of oiled up men in thongs  :D

Haha,  I just googled  SCHMOE (images) ,look who is in the first page twice , haha.

http://www.google.com/search?q=schmoe&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi&biw=1662&bih=863
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Re: At what point does one become a schmoe?
« Reply #49 on: April 26, 2011, 06:28:01 PM »
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