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Title: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: SF1900 on May 08, 2010, 09:53:41 PM
Okay, I am bored.

If you had to be defend yourself against either a saltwater crocodile or great white shark, which one would you choose?

I think I'd choose the great white. Once a gator gets you into a "death roll" its pretty much over.

(http://biscottisandkangaroos.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/saltwater-crocodile.jpg)

(http://www.networkroundtable.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/great-white-shark-002.jpg)
Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: clued-up on May 08, 2010, 10:17:28 PM
Fuck all of that nonsense.   
Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: SF1900 on May 08, 2010, 10:19:05 PM
Fuck all of that nonsense.   

Hey, I once fought a salt water crocodile. Ripped it to pieces with my barehands. GB style.
Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: lesaucer on May 08, 2010, 10:25:15 PM
are you fucking nuts? you cant do shit vs a shark. at least with the gators you can punch the fucker and try to fuck his eyes up for life lol
Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: SF1900 on May 08, 2010, 10:31:02 PM
are you fucking nuts? you cant do shit vs a shark. at least with the gators you can punch the fucker and try to fuck his eyes up for life lol

Same with the shark. They tell you to go for the eyes if attacked by a shark. I think most GBers can take both down.
Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: clued-up on May 08, 2010, 10:31:57 PM
Hey, I once fought a salt water crocodile. Ripped it to pieces with my barehands. GB style.

The only type of contact I ever want to have with a crocodile would be in the form of putting my hands on a bitches crocodile skin purse after she returns from a shopping trip, snatching the hideous thing from her grasp and tossing it across the room before I rip the skirt from her body with my teeth and proceed to savagely penetrate her rectum with my large, throbbing cock.

Ya dig?
Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: lesaucer on May 08, 2010, 10:35:10 PM
id like to, if they can clone me back if it fucks me up, take a shit load of cheque drops,shoot adrenaline, and be forced to fight a monkey until one of us die. a monkey, the kind just like the one who fucked up this women face you know, to see how tough these guy are.
Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: SF1900 on May 08, 2010, 10:36:22 PM
The only type of contact I ever want to have with a crocodile would be in the form of putting my hands on a bitches crocodile skin purse after she returns from a shopping trip, snatching the hideous thing from her grasp and tossing it across the room before I rip the skirt from her body with my teeth and proceed to savagely penetrate her rectum with my large, throbbing cock.

Ya dig?

That's rather aggressive.  ???
Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: lesaucer on May 08, 2010, 10:37:30 PM
Same with the shark. They tell you to go for the eyes if attacked by a shark. I think most GBers can take both down.

where talking about a bare hand fight here. you cant do shit underwater, movement slowed by 90%, cant breath, cant see shit.
Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: SF1900 on May 08, 2010, 10:38:16 PM
id like to, if they can clone me back if it fucks me up, take a shit load of cheque drops,shoot adrenaline, and be forced to fight a monkey until one of us die. a monkey, the kind just like the one who fucked up this women face you know, to see how tough these #### are.

Yeah, monkeys are fucking crazy. I was watching something on the Discovery channel where a group of monkeys hunted down another monkey and basically beat the shit out of it. Ripped out the monkeys intestines and everything. They are vicious.
Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: SF1900 on May 08, 2010, 10:41:36 PM
where talking about a bare hand fight here. you cant do shit underwater, movement slowed by 90%, cant breath, cant see shit.

Yeah, good point about the movement. I did not take that into consideration. At least with the croc you're on land--unless they take you under water, then you're fucked.

Actually, hippos have been known to kill more people than alligators/crocs. Funny thing is, crocs are scared of hippos. Won't go near them.

They have documented hippos strolling through a swamp of crocs, and the crocs just back off.

(http://www.kansascityzoo.org/_FileLibrary/PressImage/62/Hippo%20Mouth%20Open.jpg)

(http://menknowpause.fooyoh.com/menknowpause_lifestyle_living/files/attach/images/3004/393/299/004/hippo-eats-croc.jpg)
Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: lesaucer on May 08, 2010, 10:51:50 PM
Yeah, good point about the movement. I did not take that into consideration. At least with the croc you're on land--unless they take you under water, then you're fucked.

Actually, hippos have been known to kill more people than alligators/crocs. Funny thing is, crocs are scared of hippos. Won't go near them.

They have documented hippos strolling through a swamp of crocs, and the crocs just back off.

(http://www.kansascityzoo.org/_FileLibrary/PressImage/62/Hippo%20Mouth%20Open.jpg)

(http://menknowpause.fooyoh.com/menknowpause_lifestyle_living/files/attach/images/3004/393/299/004/hippo-eats-croc.jpg)

id love to fight a pissed of hippo too. look at their eyes, bursting out of their head right near the mouth; easy shot, id try to get both hand on them and rape those fucking eyes up with my thumbs. or rip their fucking ear up. that if the bastard doesnt sit on me and instantly kill me.
Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: Sherief Shalaby on May 08, 2010, 10:52:31 PM
Okay, I am bored.

If you had to be defend yourself against either a saltwater crocodile or great white shark, which one would you choose?

I think I'd choose the great white. Once a gator gets you into a "death roll" its pretty much over.

(http://biscottisandkangaroos.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/saltwater-crocodile.jpg)

(http://www.networkroundtable.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/great-white-shark-002.jpg)

there is a bigger chance to survive after a shark attack than a crocodile attack (in water)!!.. most proably the shark will leave you after the first bite but the crocodile wont leave you until you are eaten!!..

but if the crocodile is on the land you can easily run away from him!!..

Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: SF1900 on May 08, 2010, 10:54:44 PM
id love to fight a pissed of hippo too. look at their eyes, bursting out of their head right near the mouth; easy shot, id try to get both hand on them and rape those fucking eyes up with my thumbs. or rip their fucking ear up. that if the bastard doesnt sit on me and instantly kill me.

I see you have thought about this a lot lol  :D
Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: SF1900 on May 08, 2010, 10:56:06 PM
there is a bigger chance to survive after a shark attack than a crocodile attack (in water)!!.. most proably the shark will leave you after the first bite but the crocodile wont leave you until you are eaten!!..

but if the crocodile is on the land you can easily run away from him!!..



Good points.

Id freaking destroy a lion!

(http://adamthinks.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/male_lion.jpg)
Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: lesaucer on May 08, 2010, 11:18:07 PM
Good points.

Id freaking destroy a lion!

(http://adamthinks.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/male_lion.jpg)

cant do shit vs a lion, too fast. all you can do is try to fear him by starting running to him while yelling like a mother fucker and try to give him one fucking hard enough punch on the nose to make him back the fuck up.
Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: Tapeworm on May 09, 2010, 12:54:52 AM
Went to a croc park in Broome once.  Fuckers are basically invisible in their habitat and their first chomp is lightning fast.  Still, I'd go with the croc and then have jungle sex with Terri Irwin.  Then a VB.
Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: big14 on May 09, 2010, 01:19:38 AM
I would choose this creature.
(http://screencrave.frsucrave.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Clash-of-the-titans-LA-2-5-10.jpg)
I would rape it
making it beg for more.
Fry it and eat the mofo and then go for a workout.
Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on May 09, 2010, 02:40:53 AM
great white vs. saltie.
thats two of my most feared anythings in the world.

thats like trying to decide whether you get run over by a chevy truck or a ford truck.
Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: pugalist666 on May 09, 2010, 02:44:21 AM
great white vs. saltie.
thats two of my most feared anythings in the world.

thats like trying to decide whether you get run over by a chevy truck or a ford truck.
ford would break down before going enough velocity to kill you
Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on May 09, 2010, 02:58:59 AM
id probably take the saltie over the great white. probably closer to land, less devastating first bite.
Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: Bobby on May 09, 2010, 03:39:47 AM
depends....can you bring?

(http://geopolicraticus.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/ak47.jpg)
Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: bigbadwolfe on May 09, 2010, 03:49:17 AM
Hey, I once fought a salt water crocodile. Ripped it to pieces with my barehands. GB style.

And he's got the boots to prove it :)
Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: lovemonkey on May 09, 2010, 04:19:33 AM
So the real question here is: can a silver back gorilla kick the shit out of a polar bear?
Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: devilsmile on May 09, 2010, 04:20:36 AM
haaahahahahaha, what a dumb ass hippo

I'm the lions  8)

Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: WillGrant on May 09, 2010, 04:36:02 AM
A symbol for evil, the devil is the master of temptation and representational of the ultimate in self-centered hedonism. In the yin and yang equation of equal balance, the devil is the opposite of good. He is a symbol for one who was the Christian God's right hand and who fell so far he became the great foe--the archangel cast from heaven, the one who led the revolt of the angels.
Also a symbol for a wild, uncontrollable spirit, chaos and the opposite of socially acceptable behavior
Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: lovemonkey on May 09, 2010, 04:37:25 AM
A symbol for evil, the devil is the master of temptation and representational of the ultimate in self-centered hedonism. In the yin and yang equation of equal balance, the devil is the opposite of good. He is a symbol for one who was the Christian God's right hand and who fell so far he became the great foe--the archangel cast from heaven, the one who led the revolt of the angels.
Also a symbol for a wild, uncontrollable spirit, chaos and the opposite of socially acceptable behavior


In other words he's a jewbot.
Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: WillGrant on May 09, 2010, 04:39:37 AM
In other words he's a jewbot.
Indeed  ;D
Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: freespirit on May 09, 2010, 04:53:41 AM
Hahahaha:  :D



Given more time the matador would have been disemboweled and torn to pieces.  :)
Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: EL Mariachi on May 09, 2010, 05:16:30 AM
pumpster once broke a dog's back with his bare hands
Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: devilsmile on May 09, 2010, 05:18:47 AM
pumpster once broke a dog's back with his bare hands

that's nothing, I once kicked the living shit out of a dog who was in her 5th month pregnancy, she gave me the sadest "cute sad pity" look in her eyes but that just made me enjoy it more  :)
Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: jayfromeurope on May 09, 2010, 05:20:53 AM
Hahahaha:  :D



Given more time the matador would have been disemboweled and torn to pieces.  :)

Those Spanish are fuckin idiot, I'm happy that the bull killed that dude.
Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: devilsmile on May 09, 2010, 05:23:03 AM
Hahahaha:  :D



Given more time the matador would have been disemboweled and torn to pieces.  :)

BAAAAAAAHahahahahhahahah ahaha

awesome, what a dumb--AAAss  :P
Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: Mr Nobody on May 09, 2010, 05:25:55 AM
A polar bear is a mean mutha***ka, dont take shit from anybody.
Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: Tombo on May 09, 2010, 07:03:05 AM
that's nothing, I once kicked the living shit out of a dog who was in her 5th month pregnancy, she gave me the sadest "cute sad pity" look in her eyes but that just made me enjoy it more  :)

you're a fuckin retard lol

get a life
Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: MoralMan on May 09, 2010, 10:59:03 AM
SO what if a croc and great white fought?
Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: TommyBoy on May 09, 2010, 11:36:45 AM
Considering I'm going to die either way to those things I choose the great white.
Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: SF1900 on May 09, 2010, 11:43:53 AM
Those Spanish are fuckin idiot, I'm happy that the bull killed that dude.

Yup! You fuck with the bull, you get the horns.

Poor bulls have to suffer, with those knives sticking out of their necks. Just disgusting!
Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: geneticmarvel on May 09, 2010, 12:05:40 PM
I'd pick the croc any day if i had to. Can't do jack shit against a Great White dont care who you are. Thats a terrifying topic BTW.
Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: geneticmarvel on May 09, 2010, 12:08:09 PM
What about this guy?
Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: SF1900 on May 09, 2010, 12:17:33 PM
What about this guy?

That mofo will fuck you up  :o :o But you might have a better chance against a gorilla than a shark or croc.
Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: geneticmarvel on May 09, 2010, 12:25:47 PM
That mofo will fuck you up  :o :o But you might have a better chance against a gorilla than a shark or croc.

Question is would you rather get violently pulled apart or ripped to shreds by razor sharp teeth?
Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: freespirit on May 09, 2010, 12:38:53 PM
Question is would you rather get violently pulled apart or ripped to shreds by razor sharp teeth?

Gorilla's will leave you alone if you quietly back away and don't look them in the eyes. A well fed shark will probably leave you alone in most cases. A croc is most likely to attack you in the water.
Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: G_Thang on May 09, 2010, 12:47:33 PM
oh brother...creative strategies on defeating 500lb plus wild mammals, reptiles and fish.

(http://www.wa007.com/labs/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/shark-attack1.jpg)

how about dealing with a pissed off kitty first?  one of my mom's cats went ape s##t and had the whole house on high alert.

(http://www.fanboy.com/archive-images/hello-kitty-cat-clothing-01.jpg)
Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: michael arvilla on May 09, 2010, 12:51:12 PM
And he's got the boots to prove it :)

              lol!
Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: Doug_Steele on May 09, 2010, 01:05:47 PM
Gorilla's will leave you alone if you quietly back away and don't look them in the eyes. A well fed shark will probably leave you alone in most cases. A croc is most likely to attack you in the water.

If a shark bites you....You are shocked from "something" coming from underneath the water and biting you is very painful but you can reach for the Gills or get lucky with a punch in the Nose or eyes. A Croc is something different, that Death Roll and they fucking dround your ass and then they come back for your body when they are hungry.  :o The bad thing about Shark Bites is not swimming back to shore and seeing your blood in the water but all the bacteria they leave in your body after the attack.  >:(
Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: jtsunami on May 09, 2010, 02:53:08 PM
Shark bite would hurt less since they have such sharp teeth.  Monkey would be the worst they rip you apart
Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: Doug_Steele on May 09, 2010, 04:20:11 PM
Shark bite would hurt less since they have such sharp teeth.  Monkey would be the worst they rip you apart

It is intense pain!! Go swim with some Bull shark's or Lemon's.  :o
Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: Mr Nobody on May 09, 2010, 04:25:45 PM
It is intense pain!! Go swim with some Bull shark's or Lemon's.  :o
So which the most vicious sharks I know the great white but others that attack humans?
Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: Doug_Steele on May 09, 2010, 04:34:22 PM
So which the most vicious sharks I know the great white but others that attack humans?

Good question!! We have all seen Great Whites rip open Horse Legs and Fish guts but i would say a Tiger Shark. I have had the privilege to dive with Great Whites in Cage's and i would hate to even be bumped by one of those while Surfing but Tigers are so gracefull and beautiful but can turn on you in a second! The greatest thing about being on the west part of Florida is that we have Cold Water and Warm Water, i get to see Mako's, Lemon's, Bull's, Therasher's (Stay the fuck away from their tails), Blue's,..etc..

Bull's have the most testosterone and they can do some damn good damage.  ;) Those are the most agressive that i have ever came into contact with.  ;)

 I am good with sharks because they eat the Damn Sting Rays.  ;)
Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: Mr Nobody on May 09, 2010, 04:38:01 PM
Good question!! We have all seen Great Whites rip open Horse Legs and Fish guts but i would say a Tiger Shark. I have had the privilege to dive with Great Whites in Cage's and i would hate to even be bumped by one of those while Surfing but Tigers are so gracefull and beautiful but can turn on you in a second! The greatest thing about being on the west part of Florida is that we have Cold Water and Warm Water, i get to see Mako's, Lemon's, Bull's, Therasher's (Stay the fuck away from their tails), Blue's,..etc..

Bull's have the most testosterone and they can do some damn good damage.  ;) Those are the most agressive that i have ever came into contact with.  ;)

 I am good with sharks because they eat the Damn Sting Rays.  ;)
Good info what about Hammerheads? They look mean as hell but I understand not that viscious
Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: Doug_Steele on May 09, 2010, 04:43:19 PM
Good info what about Hammerheads? They look mean as hell but I understand not that viscious

Not at all!! Very beautiful and very intriguing but not aggressive at all, at least the ones that i have encountered.  8) I like catching them but i can never get the hooks out of their mouths.  :-\ They will bite something and they will fall out anyways.  ;)
Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: AC Slater on May 09, 2010, 08:17:46 PM
i remmeber a dude fishing on the beach in florida and catching a small hammer head shark.  it was about 12 inches or so.
Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: SF1900 on May 09, 2010, 08:19:44 PM
Doug pretty much nailed it. Bull sharks are the most dangerous because they are the most aggressive. They also tend to feed in shallow waters.
Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: Doug_Steele on May 09, 2010, 08:21:47 PM
Doug pretty much nailed it. Bull sharks are the most dangerous because they are the most aggressive. They also tend to feed in shallow waters.

You sir are correct!! I found that out myself.  ;)
Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: SF1900 on May 09, 2010, 08:43:04 PM
You sir are correct!! I found that out myself.  ;)

What happened? And why are you around bull sharks a lot?
Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: WillGrant on May 09, 2010, 09:37:16 PM
how dissapointing willgrant that you would put such a 2nd grade level drawing of the pentagram  :-\, and a wikipedia crap description about the adversary.

needless to say, you got your heart rate up from the lion killing hippo video,... I didn't... I smiled while I was watching it, I don't understand what's so bad about it...

last night I saw a dream where I was chased by a dog... I tried to play with the dog but that would just make the dog bite me, but i realised, there is no being nice, there is only mutual understanding, so I picked up a stick from the ground and threw it to make the dog stop biting me, the dog fetched it, but started to bite me again and it was very ugly and scary looking dog... after I stopped fearing the dog it stopped gruiling at me, but I never really stopped feeling the great fear... after I started feel good and friendly for the dog it started being very aggressive again so I picked up the stick, threw it away, the dog picked it up...

then I started to throw the stick against eagle's few days old baby's that were on the area, the dog would go there and rip the eagles baby's to shreds and i felt so sad, the eagle's (female and male/parents) tried to get me out of their turf, but i threw the stick at them, the stick hit on the female eagle and it droped on the ground, I felt very sad and felt great pity... but I had to kill it for my own pleasure, I ripped it's wings off while mumbling in anger and frustation... then i proceed to go to the other baby eagle and smashed it, the male parent eagle started to attack me, it hurt like hell, I got bruises all over my neck... but I ripped it's wings and stumped it to the ground aswell... I didn't feel any fear from their attacks nor did I feel pity against the baby eagles anymore...

Now the dog came at me again and looked at me in the eyes with anger,  I picked up the stick and threw it away again, the dog fetched it and brang it back to me...  I thought we could be friends and it started biting me... I was on an ever lasting loop of killing and embracing negativity for all eternity... then I woke up, started hearing these scratching noises on my wall and smelling this horrible smell...

oh well, funny dream...

OFFTOPIC, sory  :-*
In reality the pentagram has nothing to do with the devil.
Later in time satanists turned the 5 pointed star upsidedown symbolising a goats head and a shrine to satan himself..the pentacle predates satan/christian values..

Here is the true meaning of pentacles.
Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: James Blunt on May 09, 2010, 10:01:26 PM
(http://mwstore.co.uk/mwcatalogue/images/Steve%20Irwin.jpg)

(http://www.freckleface.com.au/images/tigers_of_shark_bay.jpg)

Steve Irwin is the Fedor of the animal world.
Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: LatsMcGee on May 09, 2010, 10:25:58 PM
(http://mwstore.co.uk/mwcatalogue/images/Steve%20Irwin.jpg)

(http://www.freckleface.com.au/images/tigers_of_shark_bay.jpg)

Steve Irwin is the Fedor of the animal world.

Too bad he couldn't remain unbeaten like Fedor.
Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: LatsMcGee on May 09, 2010, 10:26:53 PM
You sir are correct!! I found that out myself.  ;)

Bull sharks are also known to inhabit and lay eggs in fresh water in some parts of the world. 
Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: Doug_Steele on May 10, 2010, 01:34:56 PM
What happened? And why are you around bull sharks a lot?

I dive with all kinds but i always run across Bull's.  ;) I am most intrigued by Mako's as of now.
Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: BIG ACH on May 10, 2010, 01:50:04 PM

I'd choose the shark  - better chance of survival!


And btw if a crocodile does decide to chase you on land (very rare), you will not outrun it!
Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: jtsunami on May 10, 2010, 01:54:29 PM
I dive with all kinds but i always run across Bull's.  ;) I am most intrigued by Mako's as of now.

doug is awesome, shaved, swims with sharks, fucking real mans man.

Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: BIG ACH on May 10, 2010, 01:55:00 PM
Uncut video of Crocodile Death Roll - bites man's arm off, that shit must not feel good....

Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: dr.chimps on May 10, 2010, 02:00:59 PM
I'd probably go with shark as the amount of shit I void might cloud the water enough that I stand a sliver of a chance of getting away.
Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: BIG ACH on May 10, 2010, 02:08:15 PM
haaahahahahaha, what a dumb ass hippo

I'm the lions  8)



I couldn't help but feel bad for that hippo, they fucking ate him alive LOL and the poor little one just kept circling not knowing what to do!

The Circle of Life
Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: freespirit on May 22, 2010, 12:53:24 AM
take a look at this  :)


 :-*

You're probably not as though as you think you are.  ;)
Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: kiwiol on May 22, 2010, 08:43:19 AM
Animals are meant to be eaten, not fought.
Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: devilsmile on May 22, 2010, 08:46:13 AM
Animals are meant to be eaten, not fought.

nice avatar and "under picture" comment, Kiwiol, you saying you have a transformers thing going on?
Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: spinnis on May 22, 2010, 08:50:45 AM
I'd probably go with shark as the amount of shit I void might cloud the water enough that I stand a sliver of a chance of getting away.

an aligator Will let you go if you put your thumbs in its eyes, try doing that shit if a sharks gets ashold of you lol.
And IF it releases you you're still in the fucking water and not on land lol.

Im going with the croc
Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: ToxicAvenger on May 22, 2010, 08:52:38 AM
lion versus Hyena!  
you DONT mess with big daddy's girls
<watch with sound>
Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: kiwiol on May 22, 2010, 08:55:45 AM
nice avatar and "under picture" comment, Kiwiol, you saying you have a transformers thing going on?

I'm not a hardcore Transformers fan, but Optimus is heroic and I always admire that quality in someone.

The caption is his first line in Transformers 2 and one of his best quotes ever. Plus, Peter Cullen's voice and the music make it grand.
Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: Fatpanda on May 22, 2010, 09:18:12 AM
that's nothing, I once kicked the living shit out of a dog who was in her 5th month pregnancy, she gave me the sadest "cute sad pity" look in her eyes but that just made me enjoy it more  :)

i believe if i killed you no one on this planet would miss you one bit.

thats really sad.
Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: lesaucer on May 22, 2010, 10:45:46 AM
lion versus Hyena!  
you DONT mess with big daddy's girls
<watch with sound>


fucking nice video!!
Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: Doug_Steele on May 22, 2010, 10:50:04 AM
i believe if i killed you no one on this planet would miss you one bit.

thats really sad.

The really sad thing is if someone killed you, no food but your body is so fat that they could feed their families for years.  ;D

You will serve a purpose.  :o
Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: devilsmile on May 22, 2010, 10:52:39 AM
The really sad thing is if someone killed you, no food but your body is so fat that they could feed their families for years.  ;D

You will serve a purpose.  :o

hahaha, he's resorting to death threats soon enough  :D, he rly has nothing to say, he goes like this; " :'( :'(" all the time these day's... he can't EVEN make stuff up anymore... too bad... all fat/ugly  :D
Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: freespirit on May 22, 2010, 10:53:23 AM
what the hell does that have to do with.... anything.... lol, epic thinking I try to be "tough" by posting awesome entertainment videos... cool pictures by the way.



Ha ha.  :)
Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: Mr Nobody on May 22, 2010, 10:53:31 AM
Animals are meant to be eaten, not fought.
Mate you are tempting me to pull out the Bear vs Gorilla video again.
Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: freespirit on May 22, 2010, 10:54:59 AM
an aligator Will let you go if you put your thumbs in its eyes, try doing that shit if a sharks gets ashold of you lol.
And IF it releases you you're still in the fucking water and not on land lol.

Im going with the croc

Don't you think it's a difficult task yo put your fingers in it's eyes when it puts a deadroll on you?
Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: devilsmile on May 22, 2010, 11:04:00 AM
Don't you think it's a difficult task yo put your fingers in it's eyes when it puts a deadroll on you?

by the way, cool avatar, freespirit, what's your stigma on that?
Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: spinnis on May 22, 2010, 11:06:00 AM
Don't you think it's a difficult task yo put your fingers in it's eyes when it puts a deadroll on you?

ofc, but it doesn't do the death roll forever, and I would think its still "easier" to do compared to is you had a great white's jaw wrapped around you
Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: Doug_Steele on May 22, 2010, 11:07:29 AM
ofc, but it doesn't do the death roll forever, and I would think its still "easier" to do compared to is you had a great white's jaw wrapped around you

 ::) ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: devilsmile on May 22, 2010, 11:08:22 AM
ofc, but it doesn't do the death roll forever, and I would think its still "easier" to do compared to is you had a great white's jaw wrapped around you

one dude once tried to argue with me that if a shark attacked he would survive, he would simply wait as the shark attacks and then just hold on to it's nose with streight hands and avoiding for it to get a bite....

oh man... we went 40 minutes about it...
Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: freespirit on May 22, 2010, 11:19:41 AM
by the way, cool avatar, freespirit, what's your stigma on that?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pan_(god)
Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: noworries on May 22, 2010, 11:20:18 AM
I can't remember the name of the place but it is a big Alligator Farm on Alligator Alley in Florida.  I went there took a nice airboat ride.  Afterwards there is a huge pond area that is fenced off and there has to be a 100 alligators in there.  Well my manager was with me and I wanted to get some better photos so I jumped the fence.  He is taking a video of me.  You can hear him in the background saying "be careful".  Well in the video in the background you can see this huge alligator with weird feet it looked like.  It was easily the biggest one there.  Well you can see me edging down closer to the water and then all of a sudden my manager yells "watch out" and this damm gator jumps out of the water at me.  Scared the shit out of me and I went running and jumped the fence.  Anyway, that is one of my gator stories.  They tried to get me to play with one in front of these people but I said no.  I got the video somewhere of this.
Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: Mr Nobody on May 22, 2010, 11:21:37 AM
one dude once tried to argue with me that if a shark attacked he would survive, he would simply wait as the shark attacks and then just hold on to it's nose with streight hands and avoiding for it to get a bite....

oh man... we went 40 minutes about it...
The dude must have big hands.
Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: Tapeworm on May 22, 2010, 11:26:01 AM
one dude once tried to argue with me that if a shark attacked he would survive, he would simply wait as the shark attacks and then just hold on to it's nose with streight hands and avoiding for it to get a bite....

oh man... we went 40 minutes about it...

That's right.  Then once it gasses you apply the fin bar and he's yours.
Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: devilsmile on May 22, 2010, 11:28:53 AM
That's right.  Then once it gasses you apply the fin bar and he's yours.

the point is, he tried to convince me that's how you can avoid getting bitten... wild animals would twist and use claws and do anything they can, shark can only swim forward and try to bite  :D
Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: Doug_Steele on May 22, 2010, 11:37:05 AM
the point is, he tried to convince me that's how you can avoid getting bitten... wild animals would twist and use claws and do anything they can, shark can only swim forward and try to bite  :D

I wish i was there!~! Idiots everywhere.  :o
Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: HTexan on May 22, 2010, 11:39:18 AM
Gator, because if I'm on land and there are gators around, I would have a shotgun.
Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: devilsmile on May 22, 2010, 11:52:02 AM
I wish i was there!~! Idiots everywhere.  :o

when I told him that people who have lost hands and legs didn't even feel getting rly "bitten" at first, they would only feel like a sharp knife cuting a woond more likely, only afterwards realising they lost an entire limb he was "rly?"... YEAH rly, and they can swim faster than a speed boat, they will literally cut anything as it was a wet toilet paper
Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: Doug_Steele on May 22, 2010, 11:54:41 AM
when I told him that people who have lost hands and legs didn't even feel getting rly "bitten" at first, they would only feel like a sharp knife cuting a woond more likely, only afterwards realising they lost an entire limb he was "rly?"... YEAH rly, and they can swim faster than a speed boat, they will literally cut anything as it was a wet toilet paper

I am glad that i have never lost any extremities but i have been shakin and then let go.  :) The worst thing about my attacks were all the bacteria they leave after the bites.  :-\
Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: devilsmile on May 22, 2010, 11:57:02 AM
I am glad that i have never lost any extremities but i have been shakin and then let go.  :) The worst thing about my attacks were all the bacteria they leave after the bites.  :-\

WTF Rly  ??? :o :o ???

holy damn!!!! i wish I had a "jaw tattoo" covering from my front to my back... allways taking my shirt off in the clubs; "Yeah I've been bitten by a shark, no big deaL"...  ;D
Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: aglifter on May 22, 2010, 12:04:26 PM
Only if you can fight the shark on land.  That would be fair.
Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: Mr Nobody on May 22, 2010, 12:05:55 PM
I am glad that i have never lost any extremities but i have been shakin and then let go.  :) The worst thing about my attacks were all the bacteria they leave after the bites.  :-\
Doug knows his shark stuff no doubt.
Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: Doug_Steele on May 22, 2010, 12:10:11 PM
WTF Rly  ??? :o :o ???

holy damn!!!! i wish I had a "jaw tattoo" covering from my front to my back... allways taking my shirt off in the clubs; "Yeah I've been bitten by a shark, no big deaL"...  ;D

I have been attacked three times.  :o The Dr's say that i need to start playing the Lottery.  :D The first time, shocked....second...In the hospital thinking, why me and the third...basically as the second time.  :-\ I still love them and always will.  :) I can't say, "no big deal" because it was and i have met many people who have not been as lucky as me...if i can say it like that.  :-\
Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: devilsmile on May 22, 2010, 12:14:55 PM
I have been attacked three times.  :o The Dr's say that i need to start playing the Lottery.  :D The first time, shocked....second...In the hospital thinking, why me and the third...basically as the second time.  :-\ I still love them and always will.  :) I can't say, "no big deal" because it was and i have met many people who have not been as lucky as me...if i can say it like that.  :-\

damn.......

but yeah, I love sharks my self... even though never been close encountered with them and maby never will, but who knows..
Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: Doug_Steele on May 22, 2010, 12:18:20 PM
damn.......

but yeah, I love sharks my self... even though never been close encountered with them and maby never will, but who knows..

I love diving with them. Go to Australia or South Africa and dive with the Whites.....Runs about $700 to $1,500 Worth every Penny.  :)They are so beautiful and they come out of no where but they are filled with Grace and Beauty.  ;) I really wanna snorkle with some whites but with my history with Bulls and Lemons.....I will stick with the cage when it comes to Whites.  ;)
Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: devilsmile on May 22, 2010, 12:21:00 PM
I love diving with them. Go to Australia or South Africa and dive with the Whites.....Runs about $700 to $1,500 Worth every Penny.  :)They are so beautiful and they come out of no where but they are filled with Grace and Beauty.  ;) I really wanna snorkle with some whites but with my history with Bulls and Lemons.....I will stick with the cage when it comes to Whites.  ;)

bull's are damn bad ass fo'sho!!! mako's are said to be even MOOORe bad ass

maby I could go diving with them "off the record"  :P, then I will lose my self without giving money away  ;D
Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: ToxicAvenger on May 22, 2010, 12:22:31 PM
fucking nice video!!

that video is actually around 6 yrs old...and i've wanted to post it several times but have never been able to find it recently....

i lucked out today  :)
Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: Doug_Steele on May 22, 2010, 12:23:51 PM
mako's and bull's are damn bad ass fo'sho!!!

maby I could go diving with them "off the record"  :P, then I will lose my self without giving money away  ;D

I have had the privilege to see Mako's and Therasher's up Close (In a Boat) Because i do not know anyone who has the type of cage to keep Mako's and Therasher's out.  >:( I like bringing them up on the boat but stay the fuck away from the Therasher's Tail.  :) Therasher's always swing their tails.
Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: devilsmile on May 22, 2010, 12:33:16 PM
I have had the privilege to see Mako's and Therasher's up Close (In a Boat) Because i do not know anyone who has the type of cage to keep Mako's and Therasher's out.  >:( I like bringing them up on the boat but stay the fuck away from the Therasher's Tail.  :) Therasher's always swing their tails.

nice.... they are damn bad ass....

Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on May 22, 2010, 12:38:11 PM
I love diving with them. Go to Australia or South Africa and dive with the Whites.....Runs about $700 to $1,500 Worth every Penny.  :)They are so beautiful and they come out of no where but they are filled with Grace and Beauty.  ;) I really wanna snorkle with some whites but with my history with Bulls and Lemons.....I will stick with the cage when it comes to Whites.  ;)

thats one thing i could never do. im a shark fanatic but mortally terrified of them. snorkling with bull sharks...playing with fire there...
Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: Doug_Steele on May 22, 2010, 12:39:04 PM
nice.... they are damn bad ass....



They are like a damn Torpedo.  :o There was a vid along time ago where some Mexicans caught a Mako shark off of the Gulf of Mexico and it was so funny. The Mexicans were dancing after they caught a Mako shark and they had it on the boat for a few minutes and they thought that it was dead, WRONG!! One of the dumb ass Mexicans lifted it up by his snout and stuck his arm down the sharks mouth and the Shark Clamped down....The Mexicans pried it's mouth back open and the Mexicans were tickited.  8) It was so fucking Funny!~!  :D
Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: devilsmile on May 22, 2010, 12:44:10 PM
They are like a damn Torpedo.  :o There was a vid along time ago where some Mexicans caught a Mako shark off of the Gulf of Mexico and it was so funny. The Mexicans were dancing after they caught a Mako shark and they had it on the boat for a few minutes and they thought that it was dead, WRONG!! One of the dumb ass Mexicans lifted it up by his snout and stuck his arm down the sharks mouth and the Shark Clamped down....The Mexicans pried it's mouth back open and the Mexicans were tickited.  8) It was so fucking Funny!~!  :D

poor mako  :(

anyway.... it's disgusting how they are killing sharks... I picture this being done to human beings

Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: Doug_Steele on May 22, 2010, 12:50:12 PM
poor mako  :(

anyway.... it's disgusting how they are killing sharks... I picture this being done to human beings



I will not watch that Video because my mom has Cancer and i give money to save sharks.  :) That shit irritates me so fucking much.  >:( People have no fucking clue as to how much good that sharks actually do! Sting Rays are a pain in my ass and i have been stung way too many times but that is my fault because i like to play with them.  :-\ Sharks eat those little irritating bastards.  :)
Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: devilsmile on May 22, 2010, 12:53:41 PM
I will not watch that Video because my mom has Cancer and i give money to save sharks.  :) That shit irritates me so fucking much.  >:( People have no fucking clue as to how much good that sharks actually do! Sting Rays are a pain in my ass and i have been stung way too many times but that is my fault because i like to play with them.  :-\ Sharks eat those little irritating bastards.  :)

yes true, when you get mutilated allways look in the mirror... just because human being's are capable of doing genocide doesn't make us better than the rest, it's irritating for my self aswell.
Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: Mr Nobody on May 22, 2010, 12:55:20 PM
I will not watch that Video because my mom has Cancer and i give money to save sharks.  :) That shit irritates me so fucking much.  >:( People have no fucking clue as to how much good that sharks actually do! Sting Rays are a pain in my ass and i have been stung way too many times but that is my fault because i like to play with them.  :-\ Sharks eat those little irritating bastards.  :)
Didnt a sting ray kill that dude forgot his name on cable I think Steve somebody a Australian Outback dude.
Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: devilsmile on May 22, 2010, 12:58:59 PM
Didnt a sting ray kill that dude forgot his name on cable I think Steve somebody a Australian Outback dude.

steve irwin, yes, he was a good dude, rip

Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: Mr Nobody on May 22, 2010, 01:00:30 PM
steve irwin, yes, he was a good dude, rip


Thanks RIP I miss his shows.
Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: devilsmile on May 22, 2010, 01:01:06 PM
Thanks RIP I miss his shows.

agreed... he was so awesome, peace to his soul..
Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: Doug_Steele on May 22, 2010, 01:03:19 PM
Didnt a sting ray kill that dude forgot his name on cable I think Steve somebody a Australian Outback dude.

Yea, it did.  :-\ I laughed when i first heard about that i that shows how shitty of a person i was. He helped out so much wildlife and left behind a wife and i believe two kids.  :( He was problary doing the same thing that i was and it just stung him in the wrong place and it punctured his heart.  :-\ I can only imagine how painfull his death was.  :-\ I always thought that he left out Sharks but he did so much for them too and i respect his so much for that.  :) I dive with no shirt and i dig through the sand and they always pop up in my face.  :o Steve Irwin was a great person and has done so much for Australian Wildlife and Wildlife in General.  :)
Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: Mr Nobody on May 22, 2010, 01:06:42 PM
Yea, it did.  :-\ I laughed when i first heard about that i that shows how shitty of a person i was. He helped out so much wildlife and left behind a wife and i believe two kids.  :( He was problary doing the same thing that i was and it just stung him in the wrong place and it punctured his heart.  :-\ I can only imagine how painfull his death was.  :-\ I always thought that he left out Sharks but he did so much for them too and i respect his so much for that.  :) I dive with no shirt and i dig through the sand and they always pop up in my face.  :o Steve Irwin was a great person and has done so much for Australian Wildlife and Wildlife in General.  :)
You been lucky dude watch yourself I caught one on a fishing trip once SOB tried to sting me.
Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: devilsmile on May 22, 2010, 01:07:04 PM
Yea, it did.  :-\ I laughed when i first heard about that i that shows how shitty of a person i was. He helped out so much wildlife and left behind a wife and i believe two kids.  :( He was problary doing the same thing that i was and it just stung him in the wrong place and it punctured his heart.  :-\ I can only imagine how painfull his death was.  :-\ I always thought that he left out Sharks but he did so much for them too and i respect his so much for that.  :) I dive with no shirt and i dig through the sand and they always pop up in my face.  :o Steve Irwin was a great person and has done so much for Australian Wildlife and Wildlife in General.  :)

I love how he talks to the audience as if they were little kids... and they are, people don't understand, he was fantastic and one of a kind! Never got bored listening to him and he did not act, not one time.

Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: freespirit on May 22, 2010, 01:08:30 PM
You been lucky dude watch yourself I caught one on a fishing trip once SOB tried to sting me.

I've seen a lot of stingrays during divetrips. Don't ever play with them, just watch.
Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: Doug_Steele on May 22, 2010, 01:12:11 PM
I've seen a lot of stingrays during divetrips. Don't ever play with them, just watch.

I need to take that into account whenever i go down.  ;) I just get caught up in their world.  8) It is like a paradise for me.  :)
Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: Fatpanda on May 22, 2010, 02:11:21 PM
hahaha, he's resorting to death threats soon enough  :D, he rly has nothing to say, he goes like this; " :'( :'(" all the time these day's... he can't EVEN make stuff up anymore... too bad... all fat/ugly  :D


if you must reply to me, please do so in a coherent manner.

oh and i hope you die a horrible death, as its only karma paying you back for being the little bitch you are.

if i weren't such a pacifist i'd happily snap your neck like the twig it is.
Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: Fatpanda on May 22, 2010, 02:13:27 PM
I need to take that into account whenever i go down.  ;) I just get caught up in their world.  8) It is like a paradise for me.  :)
::) the only deep you've ever been in is your boyfriends ass.
Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: devilsmile on May 22, 2010, 04:04:11 PM
if you must reply to me, please do so in a coherent manner.

oh and i hope you die a horrible death, as its only karma paying you back for being the little bitch you are.

if i weren't such a pacifist i'd happily snap your neck like the twig it is.

LOL! ironic that a squibfather whannabe like you is threatning my life, lmao, so  scary  :D, obviously I have hurt your fat feelings :D, go eat ice cream for some endrofin lift up why don't you, there is no "karma" looking after you, for me for sure, but not for you  :D, hahaha

I knew you were acting all your sad posts... in shipshekki's thread you got shocked about what I had to say about morals and you cried, literally your voice changed completely... now you aren't acting you are just confused and speechless fat ass  :D



Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: Fatpanda on May 22, 2010, 04:39:59 PM
LOL! ironic that a squibfather whannabe like you is threatning my life, lmao, so  scary  :D, obviously I have hurt your fat feelings :D, go eat ice cream for some endrofin lift up why don't you, there is no "karma" looking after you, for me for sure, but not for you  :D, hahaha

I knew you were acting all your sad posts... in shipshekki's thread you got shocked about what I had to say about morals and you cried, literally your voice changed completely... now you aren't acting you are just confused and speechless fat ass  :D




you could never hurt my feelings you stupid child.

I simply detest the evil ramblings of an internet sociopath.

its clear from your posts you are insecure, depressed, sad, lonely and quite frankly evil.

pathetic wastes of space like you often start off talking big on internet chat rooms, and hurt small animals and children because you could never do it a real man, or even another teenager like yourself because in reality you are a feeble minded physical weakling.

i do not like how i want to hurt you like you talk about hurting others. in fact i want to do much worse to you. unlike you however i know it is wrong and do not want to be tainted by its stain.

i try to be a better man every day of my life, because i see how the world works.

you would do well to think about this, and perhaps one day you will grow up and save yourself before its too late.
Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: devilsmile on May 22, 2010, 04:49:09 PM
you could never hurt my feelings you stupid child.

I simply detest the evil ramblings of an internet sociopath.

its clear from your posts you are insecure, depressed, sad, lonely and quite frankly evil.

pathetic wastes of space like you often start off talking big on internet chat rooms, and hurt small animals and children because you could never do it a real man, or even another teenager like yourself because in reality you are a feeble minded physical weakling.

i do not like how i want to hurt you like you talk about hurting others. in fact i want to do much worse to you. unlike you however i know it is wrong and do not want to be tainted by its stain.

i try to be a better man every day of my life, because i see how the world works.

you would do well to think about this, and perhaps one day you will grow up and save yourself before its too late.


lmao what a crybaby meltdown from a double faced fat ass  :D, the devil gets great satisfaction from your little cry  :P

next :D
Title: Re: Which one would you fight if you had to?
Post by: jtsunami on May 22, 2010, 05:09:47 PM
you could never hurt my feelings you stupid child.

I simply detest the evil ramblings of an internet sociopath.

its clear from your posts you are insecure, depressed, sad, lonely and quite frankly evil.

pathetic wastes of space like you often start off talking big on internet chat rooms, and hurt small animals and children because you could never do it a real man, or even another teenager like yourself because in reality you are a feeble minded physical weakling.

i do not like how i want to hurt you like you talk about hurting others. in fact i want to do much worse to you. unlike you however i know it is wrong and do not want to be tainted by its stain.

i try to be a better man every day of my life, because i see how the world works.

you would do well to think about this, and perhaps one day you will grow up and save yourself before its too late.

the sewer dwellers have nothing else to do with their lives, I wouldn't pay much attention to them, the same attention you pay to a bum on the street.