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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: TacoBell on May 09, 2010, 05:12:35 PM
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Can you move more than your bodyweight in multiple directions?
Are you actually the most muscular guy in the room 99% of the time? (Not just delusional about your physique compared to others)
Do people inquire about weight lifting routine?
Are you known as the muscular guy of the group?
Do you compensate for your lack of size by listing a bunch of crap that you do which muscle would some how prohibit( ::)) yet you arent actually good enough at any of them to have ever been considered elite?
Personally, I find delusionites hilarious.
Discuss....
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I said discuss god dammit. >:(
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I'm small and muscular.
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Can you play wii bowling without breaking a sweat??
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Can you play wii bowling without breaking a sweat??
I don't play video games Sir .
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I don't play video games Sir .
Does your wife play the Nintendo Shii?? :o :D
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Does your wife play the Nintendo Shii?? :o :D
Nope,she plays with the real thing.
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Nope,she plays with the real thing.
;D
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i am a colossus but am aware that a lot of big and muscular men are serious beta males still live with mom. alpha males are ruling the boardroom this day and age.
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What about being a lean alpha male?
We are humans, not gorillas. Being an alpha male isn't all about the sheer girth of our bodies.
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I'm small and muscular.
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not riding on your coattails che...just telling the truth
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i am a colossus but am aware that a lot of big and muscular men are serious beta males still live with mom. alpha males are ruling the boardroom this day and age.
I blame the demasculinization of society for this. Its actually betas ruling the board room these days, but the government has shaped society in such a manner as to remove the alphas prowess. Its rather unfortunate. >:(
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That is the largest arm in the world, jack! (points at bicep)
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Muscular yes .. big not so
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Im tall, lean, smart and handsome. In a tribe i would be the shaman, who fucks the virgins with his big cock, not the dumb "alpha" warrior pack leader, who i would manipulate easily...
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Im tall, lean, smart and handsome. In a tribe i would be the shaman, who fucks the virgins with his big cock, not the dumb "alpha" warrior pack leader, who i would manipulate easily...
:D :D :D
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Thanks for proving my point. Now i've thought out a role for you in our little imaginery tribe. You would be a bastard child of some gypsie guy who raped a woman from the tribe. We would kick out your ass from the camp when you reached 5 because of stealing, and you would plan a bitter revenge&return in the rest of your life...
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Can you move more than your bodyweight in multiple directions? Uhh...yeah
Are you actually the most muscular guy in the room 99% of the time? (Not just delusional about your physique compared to others) YES
Do people inquire about weight lifting routine? No, they inquire about steroids
Are you known as the muscular guy of the group? YES
Do you compensate for your lack of size by listing a bunch of crap that you do which muscle would some how prohibit( ::)) yet you arent actually good enough at any of them to have ever been considered elite? Does not apply
Personally, I find delusionites hilarious.
Discuss....
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Well, I can get 6 reps with 100 pounds attached to my waist with dips, and 8 reps with 50 pounds on wide-grip chins, but just don't ask me about my squats lol
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Can you move more than your bodyweight in multiple directions?
Are you actually the most muscular guy in the room 99% of the time? (Not just delusional about your physique compared to others)
Do people inquire about weight lifting routine?
Are you known as the muscular guy of the group?
Do you compensate for your lack of size by listing a bunch of crap that you do which muscle would some how prohibit( ::)) yet you arent actually good enough at any of them to have ever been considered elite?
Personally, I find delusionites hilarious.
Discuss....
You are a cock sucking beta with cock cheese under your finger nails.
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Can you move more than your bodyweight in multiple directions?
Yes.
Are you actually the most muscular guy in the room 99% of the time? (Not just delusional about your physique compared to others)
I'm the ONLY guy in the room, so yes. :P
Do people inquire about weight lifting routine?
Sometimes, but I pretend I don't know anything and just use roids.
Are you known as the muscular guy of the group?
yes.
Do you compensate for your lack of size by listing a bunch of crap that you do which muscle would some how prohibit( ::)) yet you arent actually good enough at any of them to have ever been considered elite?
Fuck that. In real life, being able to run a 6-minute mile is just as useless as being able to bench 405. Both are useless at home, both are useless at the office.
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Muscular yes .. big not so
This is the worst video ever
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Can you move more than your bodyweight in multiple directions?
Yes
Are you actually the most muscular guy in the room 99% of the time? (Not just delusional about your physique compared to others)
I don't got to a gym. I lift at home.
Do people inquire about weight lifting routine?
Yes.
Are you known as the muscular guy of the group?
Not really. And I don't give a shit.
Do you compensate for your lack of size by listing a bunch of crap that you do which muscle would some how prohibit( ::)) yet you arent actually good enough at any of them to have ever been considered elite?
No, I am actually good at all the things I listed.
Personally, I find delusionites hilarious.
Me too.
Discuss....
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Fuck that. In real life, being able to run a 6-minute mile is just as useless as being able to bench 405. Both are useless at home, both are useless at the office.
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Nowadays physical abilities are not that important.. we don't have to hunt for food or fight against rivals .. at least not physically.
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Thanks for proving my point. Now i've thought out a role for you in our little imaginery tribe. You would be a bastard child of some gypsie guy who raped a woman from the tribe. We would kick out your ass from the camp when you reached 5 because of stealing, and you would plan a bitter revenge&return in the rest of your life...
brutal meltdown complete with threats of violence hahahaha
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This is the worst video ever
I'm no Steven Spielberg that's right.
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If you see those as "threats" youire quite the paranoid type.
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If you live on a homestead or a farm being in shape is really useful.
In a couple years I plan on buying a property. Building my own cabin. Raising my own animals and vegetables. Hunting. And doing lots of hard work. Being in shape matters a lot then.
If you just live in an apartment in the city though. It doesn't really matter too much.
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I'm gay as balls
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If you live on a homestead or a farm being in shape is really useful.
In a couple years I plan on buying a property. Building my own cabin. Raising my own animals and vegetables. Hunting. And doing lots of hard work. Being in shape matters a lot then.
Sounds good; planning that myself. But even then: unless you are going to be herding goats for a living, there is no need to run a 6-minute mile. Lots of work capacity is good, inanely running for the sake of running is worthless.
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Wishful thinking ?
Sorry to disappoint you.. I'm not.
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Muscular male? Beta male? ::)
I’m a sexy male.
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:D :D :D
Guess twinks can be tall too.
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Muscular yes .. big not so
Better vid than Spielberg ever made!
Impressive for a 19-year old as well!
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Small and beta is the future.
We all made the wrong choice.
This is the look you should go for:
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Barely have a single visible muscle in my body, but I run shit.
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Barely have a single visible muscle in my body, but I run shit.
I dunno about that Tre, seen your pics of FB your pretty tall, kind of solid guy
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Shippsekki will never experience the feeling of walking into a new gym and all of the natives get flustered because they have all just been knocked down a peg. I'm sure other really big guys here can relate....its funny when you catch tbe GUYS staring at you using the mirrors
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You are a cock sucking beta with cock cheese under your finger nails.
You and I have been through this before, little fella. ;D
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You and I have been through this before, little fella. ;D
and you still haven't recovered 8)
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Shippsekki will never experience the feeling of walking into a new gym and all of the natives get flustered because they have all just been knocked down a peg. I'm sure other really big guys here can relate....its funny when you catch tbe GUYS staring at you using the mirrors
Maybe they have a thing for musclebears? ???
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Shippsekki will never experience the feeling of walking into a new gym and all of the natives get flustered because they have all just been knocked down a peg. I'm sure other really big guys here can relate....its funny when you catch tbe GUYS staring at you using the mirrors
I have no need to play silly alpha male games in a gym.
There are higher things in life to enjoy.
When a bigger and stronger guy walks into the gym I don't even notice or give a shit.
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Small and beta is the future.
We all made the wrong choice.
This is the look you should go for:
Has anyone else noticed the photo closely.
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Has anyone else noticed the photo closely.
;D haha I see it now
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Has anyone else noticed the photo closely.
Good work keith.
You are very observant.
My hat goes off to you.
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Shippsekki will never experience the feeling of walking into a new gym and all of the natives get flustered because they have all just been knocked down a peg. I'm sure other really big guys here can relate....its funny when you catch tbe GUYS staring at you using the mirrors
HAHA like when I switched to golds a few months ago, getting all the looks and people coming up to me and asking if I compete and what i do to look like this. Great feeling.
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HAHA like when I switched to golds a few months ago, getting all the looks and people coming up to me and asking if I compete and what i do to look like this. Great feeling.
But you won't post any kind of picture here. Maybe you are lying? ???
It does feel good to impress people I agree with you.
I can impress people with some of my artistic abilities in painting, music and poetry.
I can go into a yoga class that is 90% FEMALE and impress the women with my yoga skills.
I can impress people with my bicycle riding feats, like riding across the entire state of Oregon, or riding from the Beach at San Diego CA to Yuma AZ.
I can impress people with my rock climbing abilities.
I can impress people with my travel stories in lots of exotic countries.
But you're into going into a room full of dudes and impressing them with your muscles...... alrighty then. I'll stick to impressing the women.
And women are just as impressed by a man with a lean, modeling type of look, as they are with a realy big and musclar guy.
Last but not least. You brag about your car a lot and your screen name is named after a car. That's a sure sign of a man with small cock syndrome.
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But you won't post any kind of picture here. Maybe you are lying? ???
It does feel good to impress people I agree with you.
I can impress people with some of my artistic abilities in painting, music and poetry.
I can go into a yoga class that is 90% FEMALE and impress the women with my yoga skills.
I can impress people with my bicycle riding feats, like riding across the entire state of Oregon, or riding from the Beach at San Diego CA to Yuma AZ.
I can impress people with my rock climbing abilities.
I can impress people with my travel stories in lots of exotic countries.
But you're into going into a room full of dudes and impressing them with your muscles...... alrighty then. I'll stick to impressing the women.
And women are just as impressed by a man with a lean, modeling type of look, as they are with a realy big and musclar guy.
Last but not least. You brag about your car a lot and your screen name is named after a car. That's a sure sign of a man with small cock syndrome.
No offense bro, not trying to start a war of words and hurl insults but no women are inpressed with your build. They def like the model build but you dont even have that
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No offense bro, not trying to start a war of words and hurl insults but no women are inpressed with your build. They def like the model build but you dont even have that
Not all women like the lean build look
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Barely have a single visible muscle in my body, but I run shit.
then why do you spend time at a bodybuilding site ?
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then why do you spend time at a bodybuilding site ?
he is a pure schmoe, all the way pure schmoe
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Not all women like the lean build look
My point was more that his build aint shit. ;D
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My point was more that his build aint shit. ;D
OOPS carry on then
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But you won't post any kind of picture here. Maybe you are lying? ???
It does feel good to impress people I agree with you.
I can impress people with some of my artistic abilities in painting, music and poetry.
I can go into a yoga class that is 90% FEMALE and impress the women with my yoga skills.
I can impress people with my bicycle riding feats, like riding across the entire state of Oregon, or riding from the Beach at San Diego CA to Yuma AZ.
I can impress people with my rock climbing abilities.
I can impress people with my travel stories in lots of exotic countries.
But you're into going into a room full of dudes and impressing them with your muscles...... alrighty then. I'll stick to impressing the women.
And women are just as impressed by a man with a lean, modeling type of look, as they are with a realy big and musclar guy.
All the way beta right there....
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This thread is a thinly-veiled attempt to troll for muscle-hunks.
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This thread is a thinly-veiled attempt to troll for muscle-hunks.
Well then prove yourself or delete your post immediately. 8)
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No offense bro, not trying to start a war of words and hurl insults but no women are inpressed with your build. They def like the model build but you dont even have that
I know, right now I need to cut down a bit to get that kind of look.
But I can cut down easy and getting cut is not difficult at all for me. I just watch my diet a little bit and do a lot of cardio and it happens no problem.
After I bulk some more i'll do that.
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Can you move more than your bodyweight in multiple directions? YES
Are you actually the most muscular guy in the room 99% of the time? (Not just delusional about your physique compared to others) Hell Yeah!!!
Do people inquire about weight lifting routine? All the time
Are you known as the muscular guy of the group? Yup
Do you compensate for your lack of size by listing a bunch of crap that you do which muscle would some how prohibit( ::)) yet you arent actually good enough at any of them to have ever been considered elite? Huh?
Personally, I find delusionites hilarious.
Discuss....
I'm awesome!
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Can you move more than your bodyweight in multiple directions?
Are you actually the most muscular guy in the room 99% of the time? (Not just delusional about your physique compared to others)
Do people inquire about weight lifting routine?
Are you known as the muscular guy of the group?
Do you compensate for your lack of size by listing a bunch of crap that you do which muscle would some how prohibit( ::)) yet you arent actually good enough at any of them to have ever been considered elite?
Personally, I find delusionites hilarious.
Discuss....
Well said man. Don't forget about the guy who's cousin, friend, or next door neighbor, is even bigger than you are lol. I'm not the biggest guy around by any means but I hear that one regularly aswell mentioned to myself and others.
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Fuck that. In real life, being able to run a 6-minute mile is just as useless as being able to bench 405. Both are useless at home, both are useless at the office.
comes in handy when someone steals your wallet and you have to chase them down and beat the piss from them
or if some pull a p*ssy move and tries to stab you --- except the xtra meat absorbs the knife and you remain powerful and muscular
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comes in handy when someone steals your wallet and you have to chase them down and beat the piss from them
I'm a GB extreme: I'm poor. This wouldn't happen. And I've not been jacked yet. Perhaps being 280 Lbs plays a part in that? Or maybe it's the angry beard. :D
or if some pull a p*ssy move and tries to stab you --- except the xtra meat absorbs the knife and you remain powerful and muscular
You have one mean girlfriend!
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Speaking of one of the topics of the board, being able to move your bodyweight in multiple directions. How many of you can do this? And wots yo stats regarding this? I remember reading somewhere that being able to perform parrallel-bar dips with 300 pounds attached to yo waist was a respectable feat. Respectable feat??? Fuck dat noise! My PR is 100 added pounds for 6 reps, but I guess dat I aint yo typical Getbig Alpha Male, pulling tons of tail, wit 20 inch arms, and making 5 mil a year LOL
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I said discuss god dammit. >:(
i spent less time in the gym and more time studying....
i make more $, can take better vacations, can buy better booze , have a better house, sleep in a more comfy bed..
thread over! ;D
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Another self -serving nonsense post by Toxic........I'm at the gym for about an hour 4, maybe 5 times a week.
You act as if you have to make a choice between having a good build or having a career.
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I can impress people with some of my artistic abilities in painting
Post up one of your pieces.. I’d like to take a look.
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Another self -serving nonsense post by Toxic........I'm at the gym for about an hour 4, maybe 5 times a week.
You act as if you have to make a choice between having a good build or having a career.
no sense of humor...again by groink....this is supposed to be a funny thread...you honestly think he wants a buncha guys to come tell him that they r alpha males? :-\
but then again....you must have a miserable life to not see a joke...EVER.... :-\
i'm sorry you were born a loser groink...i truly am....my personal apologies from god to you...k :)
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Says the thirtysomething guy who lives with his parents and is a perpetual student....LOLOLOL.
I know....I know Toxie.......you are studying to be a C.C.N.I.O.R.H.L.L.P., and when you graduate you will own the universe
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Says the thirtysomething guy who lives with his parents and is a perpetual student....LOLOLOL.
I know....I know Toxie.......you are studying to be a C.C.N.I.O.R.H.L.L.P., and when you graduate you will own the universe
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Says the thirtysomething guy who lives with his parents and is a perpetual student....LOLOLOL.
I know....I know Toxie.......you are studying to be a C.C.N.I.O.R.H.L.L.P., and when you graduate you will own the universe
posted once in a prissy hurry to reply to me
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Says the thirtysomething guy who lives with his parents and is a perpetual student....LOLOLOL.
I know....I know Toxie.......you are studying to be a C.C.N.I.O.R.H.L.L.P., and when you graduate you will own the universe
aaaand posted twice while grinding teeth cause i hit home....
alright loser..lets not ruin this doods thread...its not ours to ruin...if you get that concept
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Im happy to see that getbig still has a strong alpha representation. For all you betas, and StickStickly this certainly includes you, please understand that its ok to be a beta male. I, as Im sure many other alphas do, have plenty of friends who are betas. The thing is they are comfortable in their own skin. They dont try to say that the things they do and their interests and strengths, which are characteristics of a beta are actually alpha. That is f'ing annoying.
So if you can shop with a chick as good as any gay male friend, thats fantastic, but it doesnt make you an alpha male, so just accept it... you fvcking queer. :)
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hmmm muscular isnt always alpha, look at melvin anthony, x-men, henry, rockel, they dont strike me as alpha's.
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hmmm muscular isnt always alpha, look at melvin anthony, x-men, henry, rockel, they dont strike me as alpha's.
Its true that muscular doesnt mean alpha, but men in thongs is just a separate thing all together. ;)
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Im happy to see that getbig still has a strong alpha representation. For all you betas, and StickStickly this certainly includes you, please understand that its ok to be a beta male. I, as Im sure many other alphas do, have plenty of friends who are betas. The thing is they are comfortable in their own skin. They dont try to say that the things they do and their interests and strengths, which are characteristics of a beta are actually alpha. That is f'ing annoying.
So if you can shop with a chick as good as any gay male friend, thats fantastic, but it doesnt make you an alpha male, so just accept it... you fvcking queer. :)
How about this one......
Suck my dick, you bitch.
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How about this one.....
Suck my dick, you bitch.
OOOh. I would, but, didnt you say you have to take a viagra every morning just to keep from pissing all over your balls?
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OOOh. I would, but, didnt you say you have to take a viagra every morning just to keep from pissing all over your balls?
I did say that :-[
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Shippsepukku.....no muscles, unfunny, and tiny penis....what an ineffective human
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Shippsepukku.....no muscles, unfunny, and tiny penis....what an ineffective human
ShipSekki...... decent muscles, funny and charming, a thick 8 inch cock (fact), happy and successful.
Groink = a bloated ogre who frightens women and children. Injects test and force feeds himself to keep the only thing he's got going for him, his huge worthless muscles.
If Groink was a Lord Of the Rings characters. He would be an ugly ass orc.
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I would be Aragorn plus 60 lbs of muscle.
You would be the little homo hobbit that everyone has to protect
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I would be Aragorn plus 60 lbs of muscle.
You would be the little homo hobbit that everyone has to protect
No I would be that guy with the bow and arrows who has women drooling over him.
Or maybe that guy with the beard. The main character, the leader, the most dynamic and charming man of them all.
I am God.....
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Lot's of betas in this thread.
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Lot's of betas in this thread.
Are you an alpha male?
Your bald head is kind of in the shape of a big "A". So that must make you alpha plus.
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Lolol...shitsepukku just compared himself to Orlando Bloom....a 150 lb penis-eater
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Are you an alpha male?
Your bald head in kind of in the shape of a big "A". So that must make you alpha plus.
I've seen your pics, twinksucki.
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Lolol...shitsepukku just compared himself to Orlando Bloom....a 150 lb penis-eater
Oh my God?!?! How dare I do that? I must only compare myself to hyoooooge guys every time! GO BIG OR GO HOME BRO!!!
I'm not obsessed with turning into a bloated steroid freak. You can keep on playing that game, but that ain't my game.
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Neither am i you insignificant speck of nothing....100% lifetime natural, just superior genes at work. Also much handsomer in the face than you I would bet.
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Neither am i you insignificant speck of nothing....100% lifetime natural, just superior genes at work. Also much handsomer in the face than you I would bet.
that is true, Groink is a hotty seen it myself
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that is true, Groink is a hotty seen it myself
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Neither am i you insignificant speck of nothing....100% lifetime natural, just superior genes at work. Also much handsomer in the face than you I would bet.
Bullshit!
I don't have shit for brains man. I can see that you are not natural. Nothing wrong with injecting hormones if that's what you wanna do though.
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pal, Im really starting to worry about you
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pal, Im really starting to worry about you
x2 ;D
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pal, Im really starting to worry about you
Show us your tits. :D
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Show us your tits. :D
I dont have any but here ya go
(.)(.)
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Just curious, is a fella who can get 6 reps in the dip with 100 lbs of weight added to his waist and 8 reps with wide-grip chins with 50 pounds an alpha male? Well, I suppose that I should add that my max pull is bout 275, and my max full barbell squat is a whooping 185 LOL But at least I can break parallel with this squat :)
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Just curious, is a fella who can get 6 reps in the dip with 100 lbs of weight added to his waist and 8 reps with wide-grip chins with 50 pounds an alpha male? Well, I suppose that I should add that my max pull is bout 275, and my max full barbell squat is a whooping 185 LOL But at least I can break parallel with this squat :)
Classified as: TinyTit.
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Show us your tits. :D
Chaos and Newmom
(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y230/FunkyMonk6969/27_yourflesh.jpg)
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Chaos and Newmom
(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y230/FunkyMonk6969/27_yourflesh.jpg)
how original
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how original
Not even funny. :(
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Not even funny. :(
I know, I dont mind being the butt of jokes, but fuck make them funny at least. Besides I dont have boobs like that and you dont have hair
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I know, I dont mind being the butt of jokes, but fuck make them funny at least. Besides I dont have boobs like that and you dont have hair
I thought that picture was funny. It had me laughing my ass off. But I was kind of coming off Mescaline at the time.
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I can impress people with some of my artistic abilities in painting
Still waiting for an example of your dazzling artistic ability.