Author Topic: Are you big and muscular? Or just a beta male? (Read 14492 times)

TacoBell · « **on:** May 09, 2010, 05:12:35 PM »

Can you move more than your bodyweight in multiple directions?

Are you actually the most muscular guy in the room 99% of the time? (Not just delusional about your physique compared to others)

Do people inquire about weight lifting routine?

Are you known as the muscular guy of the group?

Do you compensate for your lack of size by listing a bunch of crap that you do which muscle would some how prohibit(

) yet you arent actually good enough at any of them to have ever been considered elite?

Personally, I find delusionites hilarious.

Discuss....

TacoBell · « **Reply #1 on:** May 09, 2010, 05:22:01 PM »

I said discuss god dammit.

che · « **Reply #2 on:** May 09, 2010, 05:25:08 PM »

I'm small and muscular.

TacoBell · « **Reply #3 on:** May 09, 2010, 05:27:14 PM »

Can you play wii bowling without breaking a sweat??

che · « **Reply #4 on:** May 09, 2010, 05:28:19 PM »

Quote from: TacoBell on May 09, 2010, 05:27:14 PM

Can you play wii bowling without breaking a sweat??

I don't play video games Sir .

Doug_Steele · « **Reply #5 on:** May 09, 2010, 05:41:02 PM »

Quote from: che on May 09, 2010, 05:28:19 PM

I don't play video games Sir .

Does your wife play the Nintendo Shii??

che · « **Reply #6 on:** May 09, 2010, 05:54:07 PM »

Quote from: Doug_Steele on May 09, 2010, 05:41:02 PM

Does your wife play the Nintendo Shii??

Nope,she plays with the real thing.

Doug_Steele · « **Reply #7 on:** May 09, 2010, 05:55:02 PM »

Quote from: che on May 09, 2010, 05:54:07 PM

Nope,she plays with the real thing.

TruthHurts · « **Reply #8 on:** May 09, 2010, 05:56:47 PM »

i am a colossus but am aware that a lot of big and muscular men are serious beta males still live with mom. alpha males are ruling the boardroom this day and age.

ShipSekki · « **Reply #9 on:** May 09, 2010, 05:57:00 PM »

What about being a lean alpha male?

We are humans, not gorillas. Being an alpha male isn't all about the sheer girth of our bodies.

johnnynoname · « **Reply #10 on:** May 09, 2010, 07:20:05 PM »

Quote from: che on May 09, 2010, 05:25:08 PM

I'm small and muscular.

x2

not riding on your coattails che...just telling the truth

TacoBell · « **Reply #11 on:** May 09, 2010, 08:44:58 PM »

Quote from: TruthHurts on May 09, 2010, 05:56:47 PM

i am a colossus but am aware that a lot of big and muscular men are serious beta males still live with mom. alpha males are ruling the boardroom this day and age.

I blame the demasculinization of society for this. Its actually betas ruling the board room these days, but the government has shaped society in such a manner as to remove the alphas prowess. Its rather unfortunate.

geneticmarvel · « **Reply #12 on:** May 09, 2010, 08:54:54 PM »

That is the largest arm in the world, jack! (points at bicep)

dave19 · « **Reply #13 on:** May 10, 2010, 01:40:23 AM »

Muscular yes .. big not so

balight · « **Reply #14 on:** May 10, 2010, 01:49:25 AM »

Im tall, lean, smart and handsome. In a tribe i would be the shaman, who fucks the virgins with his big cock, not the dumb "alpha" warrior pack leader, who i would manipulate easily...

Cleanest Natural · « **Reply #15 on:** May 10, 2010, 01:51:16 AM »

Quote from: balight on May 10, 2010, 01:49:25 AM

Im tall, lean, smart and handsome. In a tribe i would be the shaman, who fucks the virgins with his big cock, not the dumb "alpha" warrior pack leader, who i would manipulate easily...

balight · « **Reply #16 on:** May 10, 2010, 01:59:22 AM »

Thanks for proving my point. Now i've thought out a role for you in our little imaginery tribe. You would be a bastard child of some gypsie guy who raped a woman from the tribe. We would kick out your ass from the camp when you reached 5 because of stealing, and you would plan a bitter revenge&return in the rest of your life...

cross-of-iron · « **Reply #17 on:** May 10, 2010, 02:03:10 AM »

Quote from: TacoBell on May 09, 2010, 05:12:35 PM

Can you move more than your bodyweight in multiple directions? Uhh...yeah

Are you actually the most muscular guy in the room 99% of the time? (Not just delusional about your physique compared to others) YES

Do people inquire about weight lifting routine? No, they inquire about steroids

Are you known as the muscular guy of the group? YES

Do you compensate for your lack of size by listing a bunch of crap that you do which muscle would some how prohibit( ) yet you arent actually good enough at any of them to have ever been considered elite? Does not apply

Personally, I find delusionites hilarious.

Discuss....

dj181 · « **Reply #18 on:** May 10, 2010, 02:17:44 AM »

Well, I can get 6 reps with 100 pounds attached to my waist with dips, and 8 reps with 50 pounds on wide-grip chins, but just don't ask me about my squats lol

nzmusclemonster · « **Reply #19 on:** May 10, 2010, 02:23:25 AM »

Quote from: TacoBell on May 09, 2010, 05:12:35 PM

Can you move more than your bodyweight in multiple directions?

Are you actually the most muscular guy in the room 99% of the time? (Not just delusional about your physique compared to others)

Do people inquire about weight lifting routine?

Are you known as the muscular guy of the group?

Do you compensate for your lack of size by listing a bunch of crap that you do which muscle would some how prohibit( ) yet you arent actually good enough at any of them to have ever been considered elite?

Personally, I find delusionites hilarious.

Discuss....

You are a cock sucking beta with cock cheese under your finger nails.

phreak · « **Reply #20 on:** May 10, 2010, 02:28:07 AM »

Quote from: TacoBell on May 09, 2010, 05:12:35 PM

Can you move more than your bodyweight in multiple directions?

Yes.

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Are you actually the most muscular guy in the room 99% of the time? (Not just delusional about your physique compared to others)

I'm the ONLY guy in the room, so yes.

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Do people inquire about weight lifting routine?

Sometimes, but I pretend I don't know anything and just use roids.

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Are you known as the muscular guy of the group?

yes.

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Do you compensate for your lack of size by listing a bunch of crap that you do which muscle would some how prohibit( ) yet you arent actually good enough at any of them to have ever been considered elite?

Fuck that. In real life, being able to run a 6-minute mile is just as useless as being able to bench 405. Both are useless at home, both are useless at the office.

James Blunt · « **Reply #21 on:** May 10, 2010, 02:32:56 AM »

Quote from: dave19 on May 10, 2010, 01:40:23 AM

Muscular yes .. big not so

This is the worst video ever

ShipSekki · « **Reply #22 on:** May 10, 2010, 02:34:12 AM »

Quote from: TacoBell on May 09, 2010, 05:12:35 PM

Can you move more than your bodyweight in multiple directions?
Yes

Are you actually the most muscular guy in the room 99% of the time? (Not just delusional about your physique compared to others)
I don't got to a gym. I lift at home.

Do people inquire about weight lifting routine?
Yes.

Are you known as the muscular guy of the group?
Not really. And I don't give a shit.

Do you compensate for your lack of size by listing a bunch of crap that you do which muscle would some how prohibit( ) yet you arent actually good enough at any of them to have ever been considered elite?
No, I am actually good at all the things I listed.

Personally, I find delusionites hilarious.
Me too.

Discuss....

dave19 · « **Reply #23 on:** May 10, 2010, 02:42:04 AM »

Quote from: phreak on May 10, 2010, 02:28:07 AM

Fuck that. In real life, being able to run a 6-minute mile is just as useless as being able to bench 405. Both are useless at home, both are useless at the office.

x2

Nowadays physical abilities are not that important.. we don't have to hunt for food or fight against rivals .. at least not physically.

Cleanest Natural · « **Reply #24 on:** May 10, 2010, 02:43:17 AM »

Quote from: balight on May 10, 2010, 01:59:22 AM

Thanks for proving my point. Now i've thought out a role for you in our little imaginery tribe. You would be a bastard child of some gypsie guy who raped a woman from the tribe. We would kick out your ass from the camp when you reached 5 because of stealing, and you would plan a bitter revenge&return in the rest of your life...

brutal meltdown complete with threats of violence hahahaha