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Title: Buying a puppy....
Post by: Croatch on May 18, 2010, 03:31:54 PM
the first sign to admitting loneliness.
 ;D
Title: Re: Buying a puppy....
Post by: johnnynoname on May 18, 2010, 03:33:32 PM
it's better (and less pathetic/gay) than getting a cat though (even though i love cats)
Title: Re: Buying a puppy....
Post by: newmom on May 18, 2010, 06:09:19 PM
the first sign to admitting loneliness.
 ;D

what kind of dog
Title: Re: Buying a puppy....
Post by: no one on May 18, 2010, 06:38:49 PM


just start doing juice so you can finally bang all those hot chicks you don 't have a chance at now.
Title: Re: Buying a puppy....
Post by: newmom on May 18, 2010, 06:41:48 PM

just start doing juice so you can finally bang all those hot chicks you don 't have a chance at now.

if thats croatch on another thread I saw earlier, trust me he has no problems getting the ladies
Title: Re: Buying a puppy....
Post by: Hulkotron on May 18, 2010, 06:43:47 PM
it's better (and less pathetic/gay) than getting a cat though (even though i love cats)

A man who owns a cat is not really a man imo.
Title: Re: Buying a puppy....
Post by: Brixtonbulldog on May 18, 2010, 08:08:25 PM
cats are awesome

love dogs too but they are demanding if you're the busy type.
Title: Re: Buying a puppy....
Post by: HTexan on May 18, 2010, 08:09:16 PM
the first sign to admitting loneliness.
 ;D
get a cute friendly breed, chicks love them. Works every time. ;)
Title: Re: Buying a puppy....
Post by: marty31672 on May 18, 2010, 08:12:24 PM
my wife is allergic to pets
Title: Re: Buying a puppy....
Post by: Parker on May 18, 2010, 08:13:58 PM
get a cute friendly breed, chicks love them. Works every time. ;)
A miniature Bull Terrier should fit the bill, cute yet manly.
Title: Re: Buying a puppy....
Post by: Captain Equipoise on May 18, 2010, 08:14:00 PM

just start doing juice so you can finally bang all those hot chicks you don 't have a chance at now.

He already tried that route 10 years ago... now he can't get chics cause every girl he meets is tired of hearing his spiel about how all those juicers in the gym think they are so cool cause they're 3 times his size and twice as lean.
Title: Re: Buying a puppy....
Post by: HTexan on May 18, 2010, 08:29:17 PM
A miniature Bull Terrier should fit the bill, cute yet manly.
Good choice, yet cuter dogs are out there.
Title: Re: Buying a puppy....
Post by: marty31672 on May 18, 2010, 08:31:10 PM
He already tried that route 10 years ago... now he can't get chics cause every girl he meets is tired of hearing his spiel about how all those juicers in the gym think they are so cool cause they're 3 times his size and twice as lean.


in general women dont like men to inject steroids into there vains
Title: Re: Buying a puppy....
Post by: bigdumbbell on May 18, 2010, 08:33:37 PM
my cat is 17 1/2 years old   that's like 95 in human years   lol
Title: Re: Buying a puppy....
Post by: chaos on May 18, 2010, 08:35:33 PM
in general women dont like men to inject steroids into there vains
You try too hard.
Title: Re: Buying a puppy....
Post by: HTexan on May 18, 2010, 08:36:18 PM
my cat is 17 1/2 years old   that's like 95 in human years   lol
85
http://www.calculatorcat.com/cats/cat-years.phtml
Title: Re: Buying a puppy....
Post by: G_Thang on May 18, 2010, 08:42:31 PM
my cat is 17 1/2 years old   that's like 95 in human years   lol

damn good.  my mom's tabby called it a day at 18.
Title: Re: Buying a puppy....
Post by: Parker on May 18, 2010, 08:44:02 PM
Good choice, yet cuter dogs are out there.
The goal is not to be too cute, yet reflecting of playful roughness, clownishness, and mischievousness.
Title: Re: Buying a puppy....
Post by: Silverback Gorilla on May 18, 2010, 08:55:25 PM
A man who owns a cat is not really a man imo.
Haha, that's fucked up man, I was thinking about getting a cat.  My buddy has one (he's married, shared with his wife) and it's cool as hell.  They are a lot less hassle then a dog, I've never wanted one but after seeing his I've been thinking about it.
Title: Re: Buying a puppy....
Post by: Croatch on May 18, 2010, 08:57:52 PM
He already tried that route 10 years ago... now he can't get chics cause every girl he meets is tired of hearing his spiel about how all those juicers in the gym think they are so cool cause they're 3 times his size and twice as lean.

Joking aside, most women are turned off by excessive muscle...if someone needs drugs to attain that excessive mass...even worse.
Most good looking women aren't into meatheads...period.  If you're a drug user, you have a good shot with the clentbuterol cougars with implants at Gold's, but that's where it ends.
True story.
Title: Re: Buying a puppy....
Post by: lesaucer on May 18, 2010, 09:23:32 PM
Joking aside, most women are turned off by excessive muscle...if someone needs drugs to attain that excessive mass...even worse.
Most good looking women aren't into meatheads...period.  If you're a drug user, you have a good shot with the clentbuterol cougars with implants at Gold's, but that's where it ends.
True story.


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Title: Re: Buying a puppy....
Post by: dustin on May 18, 2010, 09:32:53 PM
Joking aside, most women are turned off by excessive muscle...if someone needs drugs to attain that excessive mass...even worse.
Most good looking women aren't into meatheads...period.  If you're a drug user, you have a good shot with the clentbuterol cougars with implants at Gold's, but that's where it ends.
True story.

True, until you lift up your shirt and reveal your pussy magnet. If you have a shredded midsection, they'll hang onto your arms and slob all over your nob despite what they say. When you're shredded, nothing else matters.
Title: Re: Buying a puppy....
Post by: bigdumbbell on May 19, 2010, 05:08:28 AM
85
http://www.calculatorcat.com/cats/cat-years.phtml
according to the calculator you linked he's 87
Title: Re: Buying a puppy....
Post by: no one on May 19, 2010, 06:32:28 AM
in general women dont like men to inject steroids into there vains

shut up, stupid.
Title: Re: Buying a puppy....
Post by: leadhead on May 19, 2010, 07:38:25 AM
I've always been an outdoor guy and owned labs and hounds. Last year my wife got a female shitzu after her yorkie died and I really love it more than my outdoor dogs. It's playful,loving, and calm like a cat without being too large to handle like a bigger dog. I wouldn't exactly get a shitzu though if you're single ;D (no homo)
Title: Re: Buying a puppy....
Post by: Tapeworm on May 19, 2010, 07:47:30 AM
my wife is allergic to pets

 ;D
Title: Re: Buying a puppy....
Post by: nder98 on May 19, 2010, 10:07:12 AM
in general women dont like men to inject steroids into there vains

The only time you inject steroids into your "vains" is if you fail to aspirate.   Rah Tard

Title: Re: Buying a puppy....
Post by: SF1900 on May 19, 2010, 10:10:51 AM
my cat is 17 1/2 years old   that's like 95 in human years   lol

My cat is about that age as well  :D
Title: Re: Buying a puppy....
Post by: newmom on May 19, 2010, 10:26:09 AM
The only time you inject steroids into your "vains" is if you fail to aspirate.   Rah Tard



LMAO nick
Title: Re: Buying a puppy....
Post by: stuntmovie on May 19, 2010, 11:20:49 AM
Speaking of dogs ..... I have friends who bought a Yorkie Terrier and now it's three years old.

I've owned different breeds of dogs over a good number of years but that Yorkie is one of the smartest breeds of dogs I've ever met.

This little dog would sit at the front door and meet and greet anyone he knew who entered the house.

And if you failed to say "Hello" to him on the way in, he'd get pissed and bother you until you acknowledged his presence and gave him a pat on the head.

And whenever he got a new toy, he'd want to show it to everyone in the house.

Once all that was accomplished, he'd leave you alone until you wanted the newspaper or something he was familiar with upstairs.

And he knew when you wanted a beer, but his mouth was too darn small to carry it so he would roll it to you with his nose.

He was a little guy but he was definitely a scrapper and would take on any challenge to protect anyone he considered to be a friend.

Dogs are amazing critters!
Title: Re: Buying a puppy....
Post by: K-1 on May 19, 2010, 11:56:32 AM
I had dogs for years, love em, but I simply don't have the time to take care of one.

So I got a 25 lb cat named Reggie that don't take sh*t from nobody, drinks beer and takes care of himself. I'm going to start charging him rent if he eye balls me one more time.  ;)

Title: Re: Buying a puppy....
Post by: balight on May 19, 2010, 11:58:27 AM
my wife is allergic to pets

clAssic marty
Title: Re: Buying a puppy....
Post by: ManBearPig... on May 19, 2010, 12:05:33 PM
it's better (and less pathetic/gay) than getting a cat though (even though i love cats)

same here man.  i hate dogs for some reason.  especially assyrian pussies who walk around with pitbulls and "ball ticklers" for beards.
Title: Re: Buying a puppy....
Post by: nder98 on May 19, 2010, 12:26:50 PM
LMAO nick
;D :-*
Title: Re: Buying a puppy....
Post by: bigdumbbell on May 19, 2010, 02:19:53 PM
a pug because they love to be on your lap when you're driving so they can look out the window....and they do this funny circle dance when they greet you
Title: Re: Buying a puppy....
Post by: newmom on May 19, 2010, 03:39:59 PM
a pug because they love to be on your lap when you're driving so they can look out the window....and they do this funny circle dance when they greet you

how are they around kids, always liked pugs and boston terriers
Title: Re: Buying a puppy....
Post by: bigdumbbell on May 19, 2010, 04:39:09 PM
how are they around kids, always liked pugs and boston terriers
  pugs like wearing outfits but can't handle abuse
Title: Re: Buying a puppy....
Post by: newmom on May 19, 2010, 04:42:13 PM
  pugs like wearing outfits but can't handle abuse

well then mini me will dress up a pug, but she is gentle around dogs, even my dads 115llb chespeake bay retriever
Title: Re: Buying a puppy....
Post by: lesaucer on May 19, 2010, 05:53:35 PM
a pug because they love to be on your lap when you're driving so they can look out the window....and they do this funny circle dance when they greet you

I once saw a pug on a very busy highway, it was litteraly crushed like a fucking pancake, it was a construction road so there was a very strict space which we could drive in, so it was unavoidable to pass on him haha, must have been 300+cars and trucks that rolled on it. Dumb dog probably jumped over a car window or something...
Title: Re: Buying a puppy....
Post by: bigdumbbell on May 19, 2010, 07:18:24 PM
I once saw a pug on a very busy highway, it was litteraly crushed like a fucking pancake, it was a construction road so there was a very strict space which we could drive in, so it was unavoidable to pass on him haha, must have been 300+cars and trucks that rolled on it. Dumb dog probably jumped over a car window or something...
pics or it didn't happen   lol
Title: Re: Buying a puppy....
Post by: Oldschool Flip on May 19, 2010, 08:50:13 PM
the first sign to admitting loneliness.
 ;D
Not if you're Vietnamese. ;D

http://itstheirdestiny.2kat.net/Vietnam.html
Title: Re: Buying a puppy....
Post by: Tapeworm on May 20, 2010, 12:28:58 AM
the first sign to admitting loneliness.
 ;D

Fist sign to admitting I like dogs better than people.