Buying a puppy....

[Croatch]

the first sign to admitting loneliness.
 

[johnnynoname]

it's better (and less pathetic/gay) than getting a cat though (even though i love cats)

[newmom]

the first sign to admitting loneliness.
 

what kind of dog

[no one]

just start doing juice so you can finally bang all those hot chicks you don 't have a chance at now.

[newmom]

just start doing juice so you can finally bang all those hot chicks you don 't have a chance at now.

if thats croatch on another thread I saw earlier, trust me he has no problems getting the ladies

[Hulkotron]

it's better (and less pathetic/gay) than getting a cat though (even though i love cats)

A man who owns a cat is not really a man imo.

[Brixtonbulldog]

cats are awesome

love dogs too but they are demanding if you're the busy type.

[HTexan]

the first sign to admitting loneliness.
 

get a cute friendly breed, chicks love them. Works every time.

[marty31672]

my wife is allergic to pets

[Parker]

get a cute friendly breed, chicks love them. Works every time.

A miniature Bull Terrier should fit the bill, cute yet manly.

[Captain Equipoise]

just start doing juice so you can finally bang all those hot chicks you don 't have a chance at now.

He already tried that route 10 years ago... now he can't get chics cause every girl he meets is tired of hearing his spiel about how all those juicers in the gym think they are so cool cause they're 3 times his size and twice as lean.

[HTexan]

A miniature Bull Terrier should fit the bill, cute yet manly.

Good choice, yet cuter dogs are out there.

[marty31672]

He already tried that route 10 years ago... now he can't get chics cause every girl he meets is tired of hearing his spiel about how all those juicers in the gym think they are so cool cause they're 3 times his size and twice as lean.

in general women dont like men to inject steroids into there vains

[bigdumbbell]

my cat is 17 1/2 years old   that's like 95 in human years   lol

[chaos]

in general women dont like men to inject steroids into there vains

You try too hard.

[HTexan]

my cat is 17 1/2 years old   that's like 95 in human years   lol

85
http://www.calculatorcat.com/cats/cat-years.phtml

[G_Thang]

my cat is 17 1/2 years old   that's like 95 in human years   lol

damn good.  my mom's tabby called it a day at 18.

[Parker]

Good choice, yet cuter dogs are out there.

The goal is not to be too cute, yet reflecting of playful roughness, clownishness, and mischievousness.

[Silverback Gorilla]

A man who owns a cat is not really a man imo.

Haha, that's fucked up man, I was thinking about getting a cat.  My buddy has one (he's married, shared with his wife) and it's cool as hell.  They are a lot less hassle then a dog, I've never wanted one but after seeing his I've been thinking about it.

[Croatch]

He already tried that route 10 years ago... now he can't get chics cause every girl he meets is tired of hearing his spiel about how all those juicers in the gym think they are so cool cause they're 3 times his size and twice as lean.

Joking aside, most women are turned off by excessive muscle...if someone needs drugs to attain that excessive mass...even worse.
Most good looking women aren't into meatheads...period.  If you're a drug user, you have a good shot with the clentbuterol cougars with implants at Gold's, but that's where it ends.
True story.

[lesaucer]

Joking aside, most women are turned off by excessive muscle...if someone needs drugs to attain that excessive mass...even worse.
Most good looking women aren't into meatheads...period.  If you're a drug user, you have a good shot with the clentbuterol cougars with implants at Gold's, but that's where it ends.
True story.

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[dustin]

Joking aside, most women are turned off by excessive muscle...if someone needs drugs to attain that excessive mass...even worse.
Most good looking women aren't into meatheads...period.  If you're a drug user, you have a good shot with the clentbuterol cougars with implants at Gold's, but that's where it ends.
True story.

True, until you lift up your shirt and reveal your pussy magnet. If you have a shredded midsection, they'll hang onto your arms and slob all over your nob despite what they say. When you're shredded, nothing else matters.

[bigdumbbell]

85
http://www.calculatorcat.com/cats/cat-years.phtml

according to the calculator you linked he's 87

[no one]

in general women dont like men to inject steroids into there vains

shut up, stupid.

[leadhead]

I've always been an outdoor guy and owned labs and hounds. Last year my wife got a female shitzu after her yorkie died and I really love it more than my outdoor dogs. It's playful,loving, and calm like a cat without being too large to handle like a bigger dog. I wouldn't exactly get a shitzu though if you're single (no homo)