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Buying a puppy....
« on: May 18, 2010, 03:31:54 PM »
the first sign to admitting loneliness.
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Re: Buying a puppy....
« Reply #1 on: May 18, 2010, 03:33:32 PM »
it's better (and less pathetic/gay) than getting a cat though (even though i love cats)

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Re: Buying a puppy....
« Reply #2 on: May 18, 2010, 06:09:19 PM »
the first sign to admitting loneliness.
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what kind of dog

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Re: Buying a puppy....
« Reply #3 on: May 18, 2010, 06:38:49 PM »


just start doing juice so you can finally bang all those hot chicks you don 't have a chance at now.
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Re: Buying a puppy....
« Reply #4 on: May 18, 2010, 06:41:48 PM »

just start doing juice so you can finally bang all those hot chicks you don 't have a chance at now.

if thats croatch on another thread I saw earlier, trust me he has no problems getting the ladies

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Re: Buying a puppy....
« Reply #5 on: May 18, 2010, 06:43:47 PM »
it's better (and less pathetic/gay) than getting a cat though (even though i love cats)

A man who owns a cat is not really a man imo.

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Re: Buying a puppy....
« Reply #6 on: May 18, 2010, 08:08:25 PM »
cats are awesome

love dogs too but they are demanding if you're the busy type.

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Re: Buying a puppy....
« Reply #7 on: May 18, 2010, 08:09:16 PM »
the first sign to admitting loneliness.
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get a cute friendly breed, chicks love them. Works every time. ;)
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Re: Buying a puppy....
« Reply #8 on: May 18, 2010, 08:12:24 PM »
my wife is allergic to pets

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Re: Buying a puppy....
« Reply #9 on: May 18, 2010, 08:13:58 PM »
get a cute friendly breed, chicks love them. Works every time. ;)
A miniature Bull Terrier should fit the bill, cute yet manly.

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Re: Buying a puppy....
« Reply #10 on: May 18, 2010, 08:14:00 PM »

just start doing juice so you can finally bang all those hot chicks you don 't have a chance at now.

He already tried that route 10 years ago... now he can't get chics cause every girl he meets is tired of hearing his spiel about how all those juicers in the gym think they are so cool cause they're 3 times his size and twice as lean.

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Re: Buying a puppy....
« Reply #11 on: May 18, 2010, 08:29:17 PM »
A miniature Bull Terrier should fit the bill, cute yet manly.
Good choice, yet cuter dogs are out there.
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Re: Buying a puppy....
« Reply #12 on: May 18, 2010, 08:31:10 PM »
He already tried that route 10 years ago... now he can't get chics cause every girl he meets is tired of hearing his spiel about how all those juicers in the gym think they are so cool cause they're 3 times his size and twice as lean.


in general women dont like men to inject steroids into there vains

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Re: Buying a puppy....
« Reply #13 on: May 18, 2010, 08:33:37 PM »
my cat is 17 1/2 years old   that's like 95 in human years   lol

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Re: Buying a puppy....
« Reply #14 on: May 18, 2010, 08:35:33 PM »
in general women dont like men to inject steroids into there vains
You try too hard.
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Re: Buying a puppy....
« Reply #15 on: May 18, 2010, 08:36:18 PM »
my cat is 17 1/2 years old   that's like 95 in human years   lol
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http://www.calculatorcat.com/cats/cat-years.phtml
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Re: Buying a puppy....
« Reply #16 on: May 18, 2010, 08:42:31 PM »
my cat is 17 1/2 years old   that's like 95 in human years   lol

damn good.  my mom's tabby called it a day at 18.

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Re: Buying a puppy....
« Reply #17 on: May 18, 2010, 08:44:02 PM »
Good choice, yet cuter dogs are out there.
The goal is not to be too cute, yet reflecting of playful roughness, clownishness, and mischievousness.

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Re: Buying a puppy....
« Reply #18 on: May 18, 2010, 08:55:25 PM »
A man who owns a cat is not really a man imo.
Haha, that's fucked up man, I was thinking about getting a cat.  My buddy has one (he's married, shared with his wife) and it's cool as hell.  They are a lot less hassle then a dog, I've never wanted one but after seeing his I've been thinking about it.
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Re: Buying a puppy....
« Reply #19 on: May 18, 2010, 08:57:52 PM »
He already tried that route 10 years ago... now he can't get chics cause every girl he meets is tired of hearing his spiel about how all those juicers in the gym think they are so cool cause they're 3 times his size and twice as lean.

Joking aside, most women are turned off by excessive muscle...if someone needs drugs to attain that excessive mass...even worse.
Most good looking women aren't into meatheads...period.  If you're a drug user, you have a good shot with the clentbuterol cougars with implants at Gold's, but that's where it ends.
True story.
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Re: Buying a puppy....
« Reply #20 on: May 18, 2010, 09:23:32 PM »
Joking aside, most women are turned off by excessive muscle...if someone needs drugs to attain that excessive mass...even worse.
Most good looking women aren't into meatheads...period.  If you're a drug user, you have a good shot with the clentbuterol cougars with implants at Gold's, but that's where it ends.
True story.


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Re: Buying a puppy....
« Reply #21 on: May 18, 2010, 09:32:53 PM »
Joking aside, most women are turned off by excessive muscle...if someone needs drugs to attain that excessive mass...even worse.
Most good looking women aren't into meatheads...period.  If you're a drug user, you have a good shot with the clentbuterol cougars with implants at Gold's, but that's where it ends.
True story.

True, until you lift up your shirt and reveal your pussy magnet. If you have a shredded midsection, they'll hang onto your arms and slob all over your nob despite what they say. When you're shredded, nothing else matters.

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Re: Buying a puppy....
« Reply #22 on: May 19, 2010, 05:08:28 AM »

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Re: Buying a puppy....
« Reply #23 on: May 19, 2010, 06:32:28 AM »
in general women dont like men to inject steroids into there vains

shut up, stupid.
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Re: Buying a puppy....
« Reply #24 on: May 19, 2010, 07:38:25 AM »
I've always been an outdoor guy and owned labs and hounds. Last year my wife got a female shitzu after her yorkie died and I really love it more than my outdoor dogs. It's playful,loving, and calm like a cat without being too large to handle like a bigger dog. I wouldn't exactly get a shitzu though if you're single ;D (no homo)