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What should I do in my last 3 weeks of independence and peace?
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Take a job as a caretaker at a remote snowbound hotel with the woman whom you secretly feel ruined your life as your only companion.
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Run! Run Away!! ;D
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masterbate in public?
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Get your girlfriend to finger your ass when you cum. It will double your pleasure.
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You better get some sleep bro stock up on it.
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PIP :'(
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Rig up a sling so you can squat the baby everyday. As it grows, so shall your strength, Milo of Croton.
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get some sleep while you can.
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go on Maury and find out if you are the father
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Stark, sleep alot and train hard. Enjoy this time. But after the little one is born, your life will be filled with joy and love you never felt before.
Congrats and hope your wife are safe and delivery is quick and painless (oh who am I kidding, tell her epidoral works wonders)
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Stark, sleep alot and train hard. Enjoy this time. But after the little one is born, your life will be filled with joy and love you never felt before.
Congrats and hope your wife are safe and delivery is quick and painless (oh who am I kidding, tell her epidoral works wonders)
This is GB , what sort of post is this...Stark she means say goodbye to your life ;D
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Stark she means say goodbye to your life ;D
sooooooooo not true.
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i hope you have bought the little guy some glitter thongs. come on man, only 3 weeks, lets get this shit organised!
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Take a job as a caretaker at a remote snowbound hotel with the woman whom you secretly feel ruined your life as your only companion.
LOL. Hi, Lloyd. Little slow tonight, isn't it? ;D
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i hope you have bought the little guy some glitter thongs. come on man, only 3 weeks, lets get this shit organised!
lol!
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clean and organize. time for that shit will disappear soon.
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i hope you have bought the little guy some glitter thongs. come on man, only 3 weeks, lets get this shit organised!
mate... they were called Gun metal thongs, there is a difference
;D
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Getr a blood test to make sure it is yours
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Don't buy the BS that just because you have a kid doesn't mean you still can't be awesome in the gym. Don't think you have only have "three weeks left" too. I know you mean that jokingly, but still. :) You might think you have an idea, but you don't at the same time on how drastically your life is about to change.....and all for the better, unless of course you are a complete D-Bag father who won't appreciate what is being given to him (not saying its you....but you KNOW the type).
So for your last three weeks? Stock up on sleep like someone said. :P First two-three months can be VERY hard sleep wise. Sleep when they sleep during the day to help catch yourself up. Make sure you have a good camera and video recorder. :) If you don't make use of it you will regret it.
And congrats on your soon to be living proof to the world you have had relations with a woman.
Seriously though. Cameras. Keep them charged and close by.
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Don't buy the BS that just because you have a kid doesn't mean you still can't be awesome in the gym. Don't think you have only have "three weeks left" too. I know you mean that jokingly, but still. :) You might think you have an idea, but you don't at the same time on how drastically your life is about to change.....and all for the better, unless of course you are a complete D-Bag father who won't appreciate what is being given to him (not saying its you....but you KNOW the type).
So for your last three weeks? Stock up on sleep like someone said. :P First two-three months can be VERY hard sleep wise. Sleep when they sleep during the day to help catch yourself up. Make sure you have a good camera and video recorder. :) If you don't make use of it you will regret it.
Tommy excellent post and in 100 percent agreement
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What should I do in my last 3 weeks of independence and peace?
haha you're worried of your independence? sounds like a serious regret...
this is why people should know how to use condom's, people don't like to use them because when you start puting the condom on your "lust goes down" and... ya know... but you should learn to do it...
rofl... oh well... no sympathy from me, atleast you're not in church.
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Call Dr Kervorkian.
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What should I do in my last 3 weeks of independence and peace?
You actually had PEACE during your wife's pregnancy? Lucky you!!! ;D
Invest in plenty of burp clothes, to keep Jr. (or Princess) from ruining your clothes by barfing on you.
Did you or your wife set up a registry at "Babies 'R Us"? It helps your friends and family view what you need for your little one.
If you haven't picked up one already, get a sturdy car seat.
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Find an awesome deal on some Chinese made baby formula.
Don't be shy with the intrauterine GH injections unless you want a jockey.
From what I hear you should find a cure for post-natal depression if you ever want to have sex with your wife again, although I reckon it simply has to do with female regret. Weird how guys don't like my theory on that.
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You better get some sleep bro stock up on it.
x a million..I'ts been 6 fucking years since i've had a good comatose sleep..
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Consider a late-term abortion
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Payback time! For the first few weeks...make the wife wait on u like you presumably did for her the past few months! ;D
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Invest in cheap white t-shirts (hanes, cost co's kirkland brand etc...). When you get thrown up on, peed on, pooped on, etc... you can just slap a new one on. Oh ya and baby wipes, boxes and boxes of baby wipes. Freezer, stock the freezer with easy cook meals. When you haven't slept for two days straight the last thing you are going to want to do is cook. Just remember things will get better for all three of you but at first it is going to be rough.
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Work on making your muscles bigger.
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How much you want for a cup of breast milk?
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How much you want for a cup of breast milk?
;D
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Whatever you do, don't forget that children are the orgasm of life
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Take a picture of your face now..all well rested and healthy looking, then take another 3 months from now and compare LOLOL
seriously, its a whole new world...I could throw out one of a million cliches about parenthood but you will see for yourself soon enough....congrats dude
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x a million..I'ts been 6 fucking years since i've had a good comatose sleep..
LMAO, Im lucky mine sleeps like a rock almost 12 hours at night
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Time flies!
Way I see it, you have three weeks until the premiere of your new GB handle..."NewDad".
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this thread cracked me up. i still have about 8 months to go myself and im wondering what i should do with that time.
.. oh wait, i already know. ill be working my ass off at 2 jobs to pay for the little demon. yay!!!!! lol :D
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this thread cracked me up. i still have about 8 months to go myself and im wondering what i should do with that time.
.. oh wait, i already know. ill be working my ass off at 2 jobs to pay for the little demon. yay!!!!! lol :D
CONGRATSSSSSSSSSS, just enjoy the time and make sure to get everything ready. Your life is gonna take a whole new meaning soon
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Stark do you guys know what your having
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Oh hush, Newmom! Every time you post about babies, it's another argument for vasectomies. :)
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You better get some sleep bro stock up on it.
x2 :-\
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Oh hush, Newmom! Every time you post about babies, it's another argument for vasectomies. :)
Yea but you gotta have a sac to get that done, now be quiet adults are talking
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3 weeks,blast a heavy cycle.
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Yea but you gotta have a sac to get that done, now be quiet adults are talking
Man, the responses I could give...
LOL So rude!
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Your life is not over,...but has changed form,...you can still be a gym rat,...but be prepared for you to become much more conservative in your outlook on things.
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fucking epic stupid advice in this thread
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fucking epic stupid advice by some in this thread
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You must need sleep. You're seeing and posting double!
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You must need sleep. You're seeing and posting double!
see this
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and Stark, its nights like this, stormy loud thunder, your little one walks in your room, MOM the angels are bowling to loud. LOL, now she is snoring in my bed
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and Stark, its nights like this, stormy loud thunder, your little one walks in your room, MOM the angels are bowling to loud. LOL, now she is snoring in my bed
I always hated that because you cannot do it when the kid is in your room. >:(
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I always hated that because you cannot do it when the kid is in your room. >:(
I only allow it when the thunder is too loud..In all of her 5 years, she has slept in my room like 9 times.
Stark, word of advice, dont let the little ones sleep in the same bed. I have friends whos kids are the same as mine and sleep in their beds..HELLO they are 5 the should be in their own damn beds..FUCK THAT
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I always hated that because you cannot do it when the kid is in your room. >:(
well she rarely does, but dont matter noone else is in the bed with me, which is how it should be
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I only allow it when the thunder is too loud..In all of her 5 years, she has slept in my room like 9 times.
Stark, word of advice, dont let the little ones sleep in the same bed. I have friends whos kids are the same as mine and sleep in their beds..HELLO they are 5 the should be in their own damn beds..FUCK THAT
thanks we have talked about that and we both agreed that we cannot half a child sleep in our bed - my brother even had his baby as in infant sleep in his bed, but of course he does not weight 110kg :D - I be seriously scared that I roll on top of the baby
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thanks we have talked about that and we both agreed that we cannot half a child sleep in our bed - my brother even had his baby as in infant sleep in his bed, but of course he does not weight 110kg :D - I be seriously scared that I roll on top of the baby
LMAO yea I know what you mean, dont worry you wont, your gonna be wide awake making sure baby is breathing okay and the alike. Besides, when baby keeps waking you up at all ungodly hours, its easier when you right there and stick a bottle in his/her mouth. Oh god I dont miss those days in the least..good god this little one is snoringgggggggg loud..ugh need sleep
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LMAO yea I know what you mean, dont worry you wont, your gonna be wide awake making sure baby is breathing okay and the alike. Besides, when baby keeps waking you up at all ungodly hours, its easier when you right there and stick a bottle in his/her mouth. Oh god I dont miss those days in the least..good god this little one is snoringgggggggg loud..ugh need sleep
yep the lack of sleep scares the living crap out of me - I hate that feeling when you are all tired but you have to go to work
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yep the lack of sleep scares the living crap out of me - I hate that feeling when you are all tired but you have to go to work
ohhhhhhhhhh man get ready. I hope its a boy, they are supposedly better sleepers as newborns, gosh knows princess wasnt. But ya know what, I wouldn't change it for anything. There were times I thought Id never sleep again, but they are soo faded away. Nothing like a loud thunder and little one grabs your arm and says mommy I love you
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Oh, brother! When will the birds with ribbons and a song come flying in as rainbows arc across an azure sky? Newmom, the saccharine song you sing falls false upon my ears! Cease your prattling before my IBS flares up.
BTW, I didn't have IBS before I started reading your sickeningly-sweet posts in this thread. :)
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ohhhhhhhhhh man get ready. I hope its a boy, they are supposedly better sleepers as newborns, gosh knows princess wasnt. But ya know what, I wouldn't change it for anything. There were times I thought Id never sleep again, but they are soo faded away. Nothing like a loud thunder and little one grabs your arm and says mommy I love you
actually I was hoping for a girl :) no idea why but we even have a nice name :)
In the end it really doesn't matter as long as the child is healty and happy
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actually I was hoping for a girl :) no idea why but we even have a nice name :)
In the end it really doesn't matter as long as the child is healty and happy
x100. As long as the baby is healthy and little one and mommy are well. Nothing like a girl Stark. As you can see by my different posts, time to get her up and to school. She is a girly girl. She picks out her own clothes the night before and brushes her teeth (I finish brushing them, because she is not good about getting the back teeth).
Even though she has been in daycare/school since she was a year and half, I CANNOT believe I already registered for kindergarden. NO clue where the time has gone...Whats the girl name you picked out. If you dont want to post I usnderstand
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Murgatroid is a nice name.
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Murgatroid is a nice name.
First name "Heaven"
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x100. As long as the baby is healthy and little one and mommy are well. Nothing like a girl Stark. As you can see by my different posts, time to get her up and to school. She is a girly girl. She picks out her own clothes the night before and brushes her teeth (I finish brushing them, because she is not good about getting the back teeth).
Even though she has been in daycare/school since she was a year and half, I CANNOT believe I already registered for kindergarden. NO clue where the time has gone...Whats the girl name you picked out. If you dont want to post I usnderstand
heheh I don't want to post - I haven't even told my parents yet ;)
But I make sure to post some picture when its time - so our follow getbiggers can rip on her/him how she/he is a twink :D
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well she rarely does, but dont matter noone else is in the bed with me, which is how it should be
Bitter much? You cash his check though, right? Or is the bitterness cuz he doesn't send one?
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Stark, don't post pics of your kid on Getbig. For that matter, on the internet.
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What should I do in my last 3 weeks of independence and peace?
close your account and dont come back
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Bitter much? You cash his check though, right? Or is the bitterness cuz he doesn't send one?
um how is it bitter. Trust me kids father is no loss as far as relationship goes. Im saying being single, cant just let anyone lay up in my bed, has nothing to do with the daughters father.
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close your account and dont come back
;D
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Make a human baby soup out of it like they do in China.
It's incredibly healthy. It's worth it.
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First name "Heaven"
Heaven.
I'm in Heaven,
And my heart beats so that I can hardly speak,
And I seem to find the happiness I seek,
When I bend you down and slide between your cheeks.