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Three weeks togo until I become a dad - Getbig give me things to do
« on: May 24, 2010, 10:48:01 PM »
What should I do in my last 3 weeks of independence and peace?

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Re: Three weeks togo until I become a dad - Getbig give me things to do
« Reply #1 on: May 24, 2010, 10:53:25 PM »
Take a job as a caretaker at a remote snowbound hotel with the woman whom you secretly feel ruined your life as your only companion.
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Re: Three weeks togo until I become a dad - Getbig give me things to do
« Reply #2 on: May 24, 2010, 10:53:55 PM »
Run! Run Away!!    ;D
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Re: Three weeks togo until I become a dad - Getbig give me things to do
« Reply #3 on: May 24, 2010, 10:58:08 PM »
masterbate in public?
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Re: Three weeks togo until I become a dad - Getbig give me things to do
« Reply #4 on: May 24, 2010, 11:00:49 PM »
Get your girlfriend to finger your ass when you cum. It will double your pleasure.
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Re: Three weeks togo until I become a dad - Getbig give me things to do
« Reply #5 on: May 24, 2010, 11:02:29 PM »
You better get some sleep bro stock up on it.
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Re: Three weeks togo until I become a dad - Getbig give me things to do
« Reply #6 on: May 24, 2010, 11:03:12 PM »
PIP  :'(
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Re: Three weeks togo until I become a dad - Getbig give me things to do
« Reply #7 on: May 24, 2010, 11:22:29 PM »
Rig up a sling so you can squat the baby everyday.  As it grows, so shall your strength, Milo of Croton.
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Re: Three weeks togo until I become a dad - Getbig give me things to do
« Reply #8 on: May 25, 2010, 06:12:13 AM »
get some sleep while you can.
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Re: Three weeks togo until I become a dad - Getbig give me things to do
« Reply #9 on: May 25, 2010, 06:13:10 AM »
go on Maury and find out if you are the father
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Re: Three weeks togo until I become a dad - Getbig give me things to do
« Reply #10 on: May 25, 2010, 06:15:03 AM »
Stark, sleep alot and train hard. Enjoy this time. But after the little one is born, your life will be filled with joy and love you never felt before.

Congrats and hope your wife are safe and delivery is quick and painless (oh who am I kidding, tell her epidoral works wonders)
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Re: Three weeks togo until I become a dad - Getbig give me things to do
« Reply #11 on: May 25, 2010, 06:19:07 AM »
Quote from: newmom on May 25, 2010, 06:15:03 AM
Stark, sleep alot and train hard. Enjoy this time. But after the little one is born, your life will be filled with joy and love you never felt before.

Congrats and hope your wife are safe and delivery is quick and painless (oh who am I kidding, tell her epidoral works wonders)
This is GB , what sort of post is this...Stark she means say goodbye to your life  ;D
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Re: Three weeks togo until I become a dad - Getbig give me things to do
« Reply #12 on: May 25, 2010, 06:20:12 AM »
Quote from: WillGrant on May 25, 2010, 06:19:07 AM
Stark she means say goodbye to your life  ;D

sooooooooo not true.
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Re: Three weeks togo until I become a dad - Getbig give me things to do
« Reply #13 on: May 25, 2010, 06:20:31 AM »
i hope you have bought the little guy some glitter thongs. come on man, only 3 weeks, lets get this shit organised!
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Re: Three weeks togo until I become a dad - Getbig give me things to do
« Reply #14 on: May 25, 2010, 06:26:03 AM »
Quote from: Tapeworm on May 24, 2010, 10:53:25 PM
Take a job as a caretaker at a remote snowbound hotel with the woman whom you secretly feel ruined your life as your only companion.
LOL. Hi, Lloyd. Little slow tonight, isn't it?   ;D
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Re: Three weeks togo until I become a dad - Getbig give me things to do
« Reply #15 on: May 25, 2010, 06:58:16 AM »
Quote from: webcake on May 25, 2010, 06:20:31 AM
i hope you have bought the little guy some glitter thongs. come on man, only 3 weeks, lets get this shit organised!

lol!
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Re: Three weeks togo until I become a dad - Getbig give me things to do
« Reply #16 on: May 25, 2010, 07:47:35 AM »
clean and organize.  time for that shit will disappear soon.
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Stark

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Re: Three weeks togo until I become a dad - Getbig give me things to do
« Reply #17 on: May 25, 2010, 08:13:06 AM »
Quote from: webcake on May 25, 2010, 06:20:31 AM
i hope you have bought the little guy some glitter thongs. come on man, only 3 weeks, lets get this shit organised!
mate... they were called Gun metal thongs, there is a difference









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Re: Three weeks togo until I become a dad - Getbig give me things to do
« Reply #18 on: May 25, 2010, 08:26:09 AM »
Getr a blood test to make sure it is yours
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Re: Three weeks togo until I become a dad - Getbig give me things to do
« Reply #19 on: May 25, 2010, 10:40:56 AM »
Don't buy the BS that just because you have a kid doesn't mean you still can't be awesome in the gym. Don't think you have only have "three weeks left" too. I know you mean that jokingly, but still. :) You might think you have an idea, but you don't at the same time on how drastically your life is about to change.....and all for the better, unless of course you are a complete D-Bag father who won't appreciate what is being given to him (not saying its you....but you KNOW the type).

So for your last three weeks? Stock up on sleep like someone said. :P First two-three months can be VERY hard sleep wise. Sleep when they sleep during the day to help catch yourself up. Make sure you have a good camera and video recorder. :) If you don't make use of it you will regret it.

And congrats on your soon to be living proof to the world you have had relations with a woman.

Seriously though. Cameras. Keep them charged and close by.
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Re: Three weeks togo until I become a dad - Getbig give me things to do
« Reply #20 on: May 25, 2010, 10:42:56 AM »
Quote from: TommyBoy on May 25, 2010, 10:40:56 AM
Don't buy the BS that just because you have a kid doesn't mean you still can't be awesome in the gym. Don't think you have only have "three weeks left" too. I know you mean that jokingly, but still. :) You might think you have an idea, but you don't at the same time on how drastically your life is about to change.....and all for the better, unless of course you are a complete D-Bag father who won't appreciate what is being given to him (not saying its you....but you KNOW the type).

So for your last three weeks? Stock up on sleep like someone said. :P First two-three months can be VERY hard sleep wise. Sleep when they sleep during the day to help catch yourself up. Make sure you have a good camera and video recorder. :) If you don't make use of it you will regret it.

Tommy excellent post and in 100 percent agreement
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Re: Three weeks togo until I become a dad - Getbig give me things to do
« Reply #21 on: May 25, 2010, 10:56:13 AM »
Quote from: Stark on May 24, 2010, 10:48:01 PM
What should I do in my last 3 weeks of independence and peace?



haha you're worried of your independence? sounds like a serious regret...

this is why people should know how to use condom's, people don't like to use them because when you start puting the condom on your "lust goes down" and... ya know... but you should learn to do it...

rofl... oh well... no sympathy from me, atleast you're not in church.
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Re: Three weeks togo until I become a dad - Getbig give me things to do
« Reply #22 on: May 25, 2010, 11:22:19 AM »
Call Dr Kervorkian.
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Re: Three weeks togo until I become a dad - Getbig give me things to do
« Reply #23 on: May 25, 2010, 11:30:32 AM »
Quote from: Stark on May 24, 2010, 10:48:01 PM
What should I do in my last 3 weeks of independence and peace?



You actually had PEACE during your wife's pregnancy? Lucky you!!!  ;D

Invest in plenty of burp clothes, to keep Jr. (or Princess) from ruining your clothes by barfing on you.

Did you or your wife set up a registry at "Babies 'R Us"? It helps your friends and family view what you need for your little one.

If you haven't picked up one already, get a sturdy car seat.



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Re: Three weeks togo until I become a dad - Getbig give me things to do
« Reply #24 on: May 25, 2010, 11:41:48 AM »
Find an awesome deal on some Chinese made baby formula.

Don't be shy with the intrauterine GH injections unless you want a jockey.

From what I hear you should find a cure for post-natal depression if you ever want to have sex with your wife again, although I reckon it simply has to do with female regret.  Weird how guys don't like my theory on that.
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