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Title: Jury duty vs Coaching youth sports
Post by: Tre on May 30, 2010, 08:14:12 AM

Which is the more noble civic duty?  Which does more to serve the greater good?

I choose coaching.
Title: Re: Jury duty vs Coaching youth sports
Post by: Mr Nobody on May 30, 2010, 08:29:51 AM
Just dont go to Jury duty they wont put you in jail.
Title: Re: Jury duty vs Coaching youth sports
Post by: Tapeworm on May 30, 2010, 09:11:09 AM
Shit, I feel proud of myself if no one hears me fart in public.
Title: Re: Jury duty vs Coaching youth sports
Post by: Tre on May 30, 2010, 09:30:09 AM
Shit, I feel proud of myself if no one hears me fart in public.

Are giant protein shakes allowed in the jury box? 
Title: Re: Jury duty vs Coaching youth sports
Post by: SF1900 on May 30, 2010, 09:31:01 AM
Coaching. Any one can attend jury duty. It takes a greater commitment to coach, and hopefully inspire.
Title: Re: Jury duty vs Coaching youth sports
Post by: Doug_Steele on May 30, 2010, 09:32:08 AM
Coaching. Any one can attend jury duty. It takes a greater commitment to coach, and hopefully inspire.

Soccer Moms.  8)
Title: Re: Jury duty vs Coaching youth sports
Post by: SF1900 on May 30, 2010, 09:45:29 AM
Soccer Moms.  8)

Okay, that, too lol.
Title: Re: Jury duty vs Coaching youth sports
Post by: Tre on May 30, 2010, 10:06:41 AM

I'm thinking that effective coaching will help to reduce the likelihood of appearing in front of a jury.

Title: Re: Jury duty vs Coaching youth sports
Post by: Tapeworm on May 30, 2010, 10:22:43 AM
I'm thinking that effective coaching will help to reduce the likelihood of appearing in front of a jury.



They say a stitch in time saves an ounce of prevention.
Title: Re: Jury duty vs Coaching youth sports
Post by: dr.chimps on May 30, 2010, 10:34:21 AM
I'm thinking that effective coaching will help to reduce the likelihood of appearing in front of a jury.
I'd suggest that overly-familiar coaching would have the opposite effect. 
Title: Re: Jury duty vs Coaching youth sports
Post by: Thin Lizzy on May 30, 2010, 10:46:42 AM
Jury Duty is a good place to meet women. They're stuck there with nothing to do.
Title: Re: Jury duty vs Coaching youth sports
Post by: Mr Nobody on May 30, 2010, 10:48:29 AM
Jury Duty is a good place to meet women. They're stuck there with nothing to do.
Are you saying there is a possibility of a BJ in the restroom?
Title: Re: Jury duty vs Coaching youth sports
Post by: benchmstr on May 30, 2010, 10:49:35 AM
i am proud to say that i can no longer be on a jury duty ;D

bench
Title: Re: Jury duty vs Coaching youth sports
Post by: Tapeworm on May 30, 2010, 10:51:59 AM
Jury Duty is a good place to meet women. They're stuck there with nothing to do.

Good point.  And you get free doughnuts.  What do you get as a coach?  Middleaged married women and orange slices.
Title: Re: Jury duty vs Coaching youth sports
Post by: SF1900 on May 30, 2010, 10:55:09 AM
Good point.  And you get free doughnuts.  What do you get as a coach?  Middleaged married women and orange slices.

Orange slices? Where did you pull that from? Why orange slices? Are they chocolate covered orange slices? This is very interesting.
Title: Re: Jury duty vs Coaching youth sports
Post by: Tapeworm on May 30, 2010, 11:03:02 AM
Orange slices? Where did you pull that from? Why orange slices? Are they chocolate covered orange slices? This is very interesting.

All the soccer moms would bring orange slices for halftime when I was a kid, game after game.  For some reason, no one ever brought orange juice.
Title: Re: Jury duty vs Coaching youth sports
Post by: SF1900 on May 30, 2010, 11:05:51 AM
All the soccer moms would bring orange slices for halftime when I was a kid, game after game.  For some reason, no one ever brought orange juice.

lol. You would think bringing orange juice would be a lot easier
Title: Re: Jury duty vs Coaching youth sports
Post by: Parker on May 30, 2010, 11:54:09 AM
All the soccer moms would bring orange slices for halftime when I was a kid, game after game.  For some reason, no one ever brought orange juice.
Good to suck on, plus kids can make stupid faces with the skin.
Title: Re: Jury duty vs Coaching youth sports
Post by: Tre on May 30, 2010, 12:18:02 PM
Good to suck on, plus kids can make stupid faces with the skin.

See, I thought he meant:

(http://www.sweetfactory.com/images/uploads/1587.jpg)
Title: Re: Jury duty vs Coaching youth sports
Post by: Mr Nobody on May 30, 2010, 12:21:23 PM
See, I thought he meant:

(http://www.sweetfactory.com/images/uploads/1587.jpg)
yea me too I like those damn things...
Title: Re: Jury duty vs Coaching youth sports
Post by: sync pulse on May 30, 2010, 12:22:36 PM
i am proud to say that i can no longer be on a jury duty ;D

bench

I was held at gunpoint for nearly an hour once,...that always excludes me when they get to the question, "Have you ever been the victim of a violent crime?"
Title: Re: Jury duty vs Coaching youth sports
Post by: Tre on May 30, 2010, 12:36:47 PM
I was held at gunpoint for nearly an hour once,


Why did you let the perp live that long??
Title: Re: Jury duty vs Coaching youth sports
Post by: sync pulse on May 30, 2010, 12:45:34 PM
Why did you let the perp live that long??


The reality is that despite all the testosterone blustering here,...being held at gunpoint contracts your options greatly.
Title: Re: Jury duty vs Coaching youth sports
Post by: spinnis on May 30, 2010, 12:55:17 PM
The reality is that despite all the testosterone blustering here,...being held at gunpoint contracts your options greatly.

dude, just put a finger in his guns chamber and it will blow up on his face (no homo) when he shoots!
Title: Re: Jury duty vs Coaching youth sports
Post by: Thin Lizzy on May 30, 2010, 08:37:22 PM
Good point.  And you get free doughnuts.  What do you get as a coach?  Middleaged married women and orange slices.

I got roped into coaching little league for a season. It sucked. Not so much the kids, but the parents. Every one of them thought their kid was the next coming of A-Rod.

"Why isn't my son playing?"

Because he throws like a girl and couldn't hit a beach ball. Now, get out my life. You make me sick.
Title: Re: Jury duty vs Coaching youth sports
Post by: Doug_Steele on May 30, 2010, 08:42:00 PM
I got roped into coaching little league for a season. It sucked. Not so much the kids, but the parents. Every one of them thought their kid was the next coming of A-Rod.

"Why isn't my son playing?"

Because he throws like a girl and couldn't hit a beach ball. Now, get out my life. You make me sick.

"The Girls are back in Town".  :D
Title: Re: Jury duty vs Coaching youth sports
Post by: Tre on May 30, 2010, 10:41:16 PM
I got roped into coaching little league for a season. It sucked. Not so much the kids, but the parents. Every one of them thought their kid was the next coming of A-Rod.

"Why isn't my son playing?"

Because he throws like a girl and couldn't hit a beach ball. Now, get out my life. You make me sick.

LOL!!

I was an assistant coach for my kid's team when she was 4, but then we moved up here that summer and I haven't coached since. 

What sucks in my case is that my kid really is the second coming of A-Rod - well, Jennie Finch, but you get my point - and I know jack shit about pitching, so I'm essentially worthless to her as a coach anymore.  'Anymore', hell, I didn't even teach her how to hit - she was born with that gift.