Jury duty vs Coaching youth sports

[Tre]

Which is the more noble civic duty?  Which does more to serve the greater good?

I choose coaching.

[Mr Nobody]

Just dont go to Jury duty they wont put you in jail.

[Tapeworm]

Shit, I feel proud of myself if no one hears me fart in public.

[Tre]

Shit, I feel proud of myself if no one hears me fart in public.

Are giant protein shakes allowed in the jury box? 

[SF1900]

Coaching. Any one can attend jury duty. It takes a greater commitment to coach, and hopefully inspire.

[Doug_Steele]

Coaching. Any one can attend jury duty. It takes a greater commitment to coach, and hopefully inspire.

Soccer Moms. 

[SF1900]

Soccer Moms. 

Okay, that, too lol.

[Tre]

I'm thinking that effective coaching will help to reduce the likelihood of appearing in front of a jury.

[Tapeworm]

I'm thinking that effective coaching will help to reduce the likelihood of appearing in front of a jury.

They say a stitch in time saves an ounce of prevention.

[dr.chimps]

I'm thinking that effective coaching will help to reduce the likelihood of appearing in front of a jury.

I'd suggest that overly-familiar coaching would have the opposite effect. 

[Thin Lizzy]

Jury Duty is a good place to meet women. They're stuck there with nothing to do.

[Mr Nobody]

Jury Duty is a good place to meet women. They're stuck there with nothing to do.

Are you saying there is a possibility of a BJ in the restroom?

[benchmstr]

i am proud to say that i can no longer be on a jury duty

bench

[Tapeworm]

Jury Duty is a good place to meet women. They're stuck there with nothing to do.

Good point.  And you get free doughnuts.  What do you get as a coach?  Middleaged married women and orange slices.

[SF1900]

Good point.  And you get free doughnuts.  What do you get as a coach?  Middleaged married women and orange slices.

Orange slices? Where did you pull that from? Why orange slices? Are they chocolate covered orange slices? This is very interesting.

[Tapeworm]

Orange slices? Where did you pull that from? Why orange slices? Are they chocolate covered orange slices? This is very interesting.

All the soccer moms would bring orange slices for halftime when I was a kid, game after game.  For some reason, no one ever brought orange juice.

[SF1900]

All the soccer moms would bring orange slices for halftime when I was a kid, game after game.  For some reason, no one ever brought orange juice.

lol. You would think bringing orange juice would be a lot easier

[Parker]

All the soccer moms would bring orange slices for halftime when I was a kid, game after game.  For some reason, no one ever brought orange juice.

Good to suck on, plus kids can make stupid faces with the skin.

[Tre]

Good to suck on, plus kids can make stupid faces with the skin.

See, I thought he meant:

[Mr Nobody]

See, I thought he meant:

yea me too I like those damn things...

[sync pulse]

i am proud to say that i can no longer be on a jury duty

bench

I was held at gunpoint for nearly an hour once,...that always excludes me when they get to the question, "Have you ever been the victim of a violent crime?"

[Tre]

I was held at gunpoint for nearly an hour once,

Why did you let the perp live that long??

[sync pulse]

Why did you let the perp live that long??

The reality is that despite all the testosterone blustering here,...being held at gunpoint contracts your options greatly.

[spinnis]

The reality is that despite all the testosterone blustering here,...being held at gunpoint contracts your options greatly.

dude, just put a finger in his guns chamber and it will blow up on his face (no homo) when he shoots!

[Thin Lizzy]

Good point.  And you get free doughnuts.  What do you get as a coach?  Middleaged married women and orange slices.

I got roped into coaching little league for a season. It sucked. Not so much the kids, but the parents. Every one of them thought their kid was the next coming of A-Rod.

"Why isn't my son playing?"

Because he throws like a girl and couldn't hit a beach ball. Now, get out my life. You make me sick.