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Ok, this has been a issue for a while..
I am laying in bed watching tv with my fiance asleep with her head on my chest...and she bites me in her sleep!!
Not a little bite either...we are talking blood hear...it happens so often I don't even wake her up any more...
Any ideas!
Bench
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Ok, this has been a issue for a while..
I am laying in bed watching tv with my fiance asleep with her head on my chest...and she bites me in her sleep!!
Not a little bite either...we are talking blood hear...it happens so often I don't even wake her up any more...
Any ideas!
Bench
Put a wooden stake thru her...I know, iIknow, it's painful, but you ahve to do it quickly...Vampires are no joke when they find out what you are about to do...other than that, defang her
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hahaha bench..Good for courntey
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Put a wooden stake thru her...I know, iIknow, it's painful, but you ahve to do it quickly...Vampires are no joke when they find out what you are about to do...other than that, defang her
Sage advice.
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My advice... don't sleep nude :-X
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mouth guard followed by a donkey punch
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Any ideas!
Bench
rub some sorta bitter liquid on the bite area...
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hahaha bench..Good for courntey
lol poor bench ;D
Maybe a mouth guard like Migs said is a good idea...or bench could sleep in a kevlar vest
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Wear a protective cup...just in case. :-X
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Put a wooden stake thru her...I know, iIknow, it's painful, but you ahve to do it quickly...Vampires are no joke when they find out what you are about to do...other than that, defang her
in theory this would work....but in reality, evil cant die!!!!
bench
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lol poor bench ;D
Maybe a mouth guard like Migs said is a good idea...or bench could sleep in a kevlar vest
i have to wear that shit all day.....it gets to hot to have to wear it all the time in Texas anyways...
bench
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in theory this would work....but in reality, evil cant die!!!!
bench
you know damn well she aint evil
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you know damn well she aint evil
you cant prove that she isnt!!!!!
bench
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you cant prove that she isnt!!!!!
bench
true, but none the less, your probably mean to her, you probably ate her stash of gummy bears
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true, but none the less, your probably mean to her, you probably ate her stash of gummy bears
she has no stash of gummie bears....she just eats mine.....and me, mean?.....go yourself!!!!!
;D
bench
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she has no stash of gummie bears....she just eats mine.....and me, mean?.....go fuck yourself!!!!!
;D
bench
blah blah blah
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a nice bucket of ice water sounds appropriate to me(only on her side of the bed)...that or as the saying goes "do unto others..." ;)
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a nice bucket of ice water sounds appropriate to me(only on her side of the bed)...that or as the saying goes "do unto others..." ;)
i think as soon as she gets home from work tomorrow, i will just run up to her and pee on her as soon as she gets out of the car ;D
bench
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i think as soon as she gets home from work tomorrow, i will just run up to her and pee on her as soon as she gets out of the car ;D
bench
that is NOT nice
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i think as soon as she gets home from work tomorrow, i will just run up to her and pee on her as soon as she gets out of the car ;D
bench
good idea
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good idea
indeed 8)
bench
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that is NOT nice
you need to watch this.....and listen to what miss Dawson say in confidence at the end!!!
bench
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i like rossario dawson. i especialy liked it when she was dancing on the roof
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i think as soon as she gets home from work tomorrow, i will just run up to her and pee on her as soon as she gets out of the car ;D
bench
remember to keep repeating "mine, mine, mine" as youre peeing on her... ;D
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remember to keep repeating "mine, mine, mine" as youre peeing on her... ;D
i was going to do that and after i run out of pee i will start throwing handfulls of sunflower seeds at her :D
bench
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so what did you end up doing to the poor thing
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so what did you end up doing to the poor thing
Really...w/these 2 there is a good chance he really did run up and pee on her and now she is plotting her revenge ;D
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Really...w/these 2 there is a good chance he really did run up and pee on her and now she is plotting her revenge ;D
yea that wouldnt surprise me at all..did you get my email yesterday
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yea that wouldnt surprise me at all..did you get my email yesterday
No! I will go look now...
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so what did you end up doing to the poor thing
nothing yet.....she gets home from work at around 6:30......its 2:43 now...
bench
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nothing yet.....she gets home from work at around 6:30......its 2:43 now...
bench
rut roh
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nothing yet.....she gets home from work at around 6:30......its 2:43 now...
bench
drink lots of liquid ;D EAR MUFFS LADIES..................and eat asparaghus and cabbage LMAO
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and eat asparaghus
;D
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drink lots of liquid ;D EAR MUFFS LADIES..................and eat asparaghus and cabbage LMAO
no way...i dont want to stain my driveway...
bench
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LMAO
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LMAO
i wasnt there when she got home for work......maybe later...
bench
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i wasnt there when she got home for work......maybe later...
bench
rut roh sneak attack..
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rut roh sneak attack..
i got called out to a scene for something that wasnt even a crime.......some of my people are stupid.....and ruined my revenge plot...
bench
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i got called out to a scene for something that wasnt even a crime.......some of my people are stupid.....and ruined my revenge plot...
bench
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i wish it would have been something cool, but nooooo......a deputy called for a investigator, my investigator didn't know what to do....so they called me, and i got there, they explained it...i said "no crime was committed"..and i left without saying anything else
bench
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hmm this is a tricky one ok...I think the old plastic wrap over the toilet would be ok too... ;D :D ;)
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hmm this is a tricky one ok...I think the old plastic wrap over the toilet would be ok too... ;D :D ;)
after making her a dinner consisting of asparaghus and boiled cabbage ;D
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Ok, this has been a issue for a while..
I am laying in bed watching tv with my fiance asleep with her head on my chest...and she bites me in her sleep!!
Not a little bite either...we are talking blood hear...it happens so often I don't even wake her up any more...
Any ideas!
Bench
Just be thankful man that she isnt sleeping below your waist area.
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HHAHHAHA LMAO just noticed rancho cucamongo......FRIDAY AFTER NEXT anyone?
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2 words
dutch oven >:(
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HHAHHAHA LMAO just noticed rancho cucamongo......FRIDAY AFTER NEXT anyone?
lmao still not as good as the first
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lmao still not as good as the first
X2 you cant beat the first FRIDAY it will never be done.
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lmao still not as good as the first
I agree but mike epps is a funny mofo