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she did it again
« on: May 30, 2010, 10:42:44 PM »
Ok, this has been a issue for a while..

I am laying in bed watching tv with my fiance asleep with her head on my chest...and she bites me in her sleep!!

Not a little bite either...we are talking blood hear...it happens so often I don't even wake her up any more...

Any ideas!

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Re: she did it again
« Reply #1 on: May 31, 2010, 01:53:19 AM »
Quote from: benchmstr on May 30, 2010, 10:42:44 PM
Ok, this has been a issue for a while..

I am laying in bed watching tv with my fiance asleep with her head on my chest...and she bites me in her sleep!!

Not a little bite either...we are talking blood hear...it happens so often I don't even wake her up any more...

Any ideas!

Bench
Put a wooden stake thru her...I know, iIknow, it's painful, but you ahve to do it quickly...Vampires are no joke when they find out what you are about to do...other than that, defang her
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Re: she did it again
« Reply #2 on: May 31, 2010, 03:25:46 AM »
hahaha bench..Good for courntey
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Re: she did it again
« Reply #3 on: May 31, 2010, 03:55:56 AM »
Quote from: Parker on May 31, 2010, 01:53:19 AM
Put a wooden stake thru her...I know, iIknow, it's painful, but you ahve to do it quickly...Vampires are no joke when they find out what you are about to do...other than that, defang her

Sage advice.
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Re: she did it again
« Reply #4 on: May 31, 2010, 03:57:45 AM »
My advice... don't sleep nude  :-X
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Re: she did it again
« Reply #5 on: May 31, 2010, 05:58:14 AM »
mouth guard followed by a donkey punch
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Re: she did it again
« Reply #6 on: May 31, 2010, 07:16:25 AM »
Quote from: benchmstr on May 30, 2010, 10:42:44 PM


Any ideas!

Bench

rub some sorta bitter liquid on the bite area...
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Re: she did it again
« Reply #7 on: May 31, 2010, 09:03:12 AM »
Quote from: newmom on May 31, 2010, 03:25:46 AM
hahaha bench..Good for courntey

lol poor bench ;D


Maybe a mouth guard like Migs said is a good idea...or bench could sleep in a kevlar vest
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Re: she did it again
« Reply #8 on: June 01, 2010, 12:21:30 PM »
Wear a protective cup...just in case.    :-X
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Re: she did it again
« Reply #9 on: June 01, 2010, 02:02:23 PM »
Quote from: Parker on May 31, 2010, 01:53:19 AM
Put a wooden stake thru her...I know, iIknow, it's painful, but you ahve to do it quickly...Vampires are no joke when they find out what you are about to do...other than that, defang her
in theory this would work....but in reality, evil cant die!!!!

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Re: she did it again
« Reply #10 on: June 01, 2010, 02:04:03 PM »
Quote from: STella on May 31, 2010, 09:03:12 AM
lol poor bench ;D


Maybe a mouth guard like Migs said is a good idea...or bench could sleep in a kevlar vest
i have to wear that shit all day.....it gets to hot to have to wear it all the time in Texas anyways...

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Re: she did it again
« Reply #11 on: June 01, 2010, 02:29:15 PM »
Quote from: benchmstr on June 01, 2010, 02:02:23 PM
in theory this would work....but in reality, evil cant die!!!!

bench

you know damn well she aint evil
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Re: she did it again
« Reply #12 on: June 01, 2010, 02:49:48 PM »
Quote from: newmom on June 01, 2010, 02:29:15 PM
you know damn well she aint evil
you cant prove that she isnt!!!!!

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Re: she did it again
« Reply #13 on: June 01, 2010, 02:54:11 PM »
Quote from: benchmstr on June 01, 2010, 02:49:48 PM
you cant prove that she isnt!!!!!

bench

true, but none the less, your probably mean to her, you probably ate her stash of gummy bears
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Re: she did it again
« Reply #14 on: June 01, 2010, 03:02:43 PM »
Quote from: newmom on June 01, 2010, 02:54:11 PM
true, but none the less, your probably mean to her, you probably ate her stash of gummy bears
she has no stash of gummie bears....she just eats mine.....and me, mean?.....go yourself!!!!!

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Re: she did it again
« Reply #15 on: June 01, 2010, 03:09:37 PM »
Quote from: benchmstr on June 01, 2010, 03:02:43 PM
she has no stash of gummie bears....she just eats mine.....and me, mean?.....go fuck yourself!!!!!

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Re: she did it again
« Reply #16 on: June 01, 2010, 06:37:30 PM »
a nice bucket of ice water sounds appropriate to me(only on her side of the bed)...that or as the saying goes "do unto others..." ;)
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Re: she did it again
« Reply #17 on: June 01, 2010, 07:03:17 PM »
Quote from: tonymctones on June 01, 2010, 06:37:30 PM
a nice bucket of ice water sounds appropriate to me(only on her side of the bed)...that or as the saying goes "do unto others..." ;)
i think as soon as she gets home from work tomorrow, i will just run up to her and pee on her as soon as she gets out of the car ;D

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Re: she did it again
« Reply #18 on: June 01, 2010, 07:04:58 PM »
Quote from: benchmstr on June 01, 2010, 07:03:17 PM
i think as soon as she gets home from work tomorrow, i will just run up to her and pee on her as soon as she gets out of the car ;D

bench

that is NOT nice
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Re: she did it again
« Reply #19 on: June 01, 2010, 07:11:42 PM »
Quote from: benchmstr on June 01, 2010, 07:03:17 PM
i think as soon as she gets home from work tomorrow, i will just run up to her and pee on her as soon as she gets out of the car ;D

bench

good idea
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Re: she did it again
« Reply #20 on: June 01, 2010, 07:12:39 PM »
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Re: she did it again
« Reply #21 on: June 01, 2010, 07:16:20 PM »
Quote from: newmom on June 01, 2010, 07:04:58 PM
that is NOT nice


you need to watch this.....and listen to what miss Dawson say in confidence at the end!!!

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Re: she did it again
« Reply #22 on: June 01, 2010, 07:22:12 PM »
i like rossario dawson.  i especialy liked it when she was dancing on the roof
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Re: she did it again
« Reply #23 on: June 01, 2010, 09:15:44 PM »
Quote from: benchmstr on June 01, 2010, 07:03:17 PM
i think as soon as she gets home from work tomorrow, i will just run up to her and pee on her as soon as she gets out of the car ;D

bench
remember to keep repeating "mine, mine, mine" as youre peeing on her... ;D
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Re: she did it again
« Reply #24 on: June 01, 2010, 10:10:42 PM »
Quote from: tonymctones on June 01, 2010, 09:15:44 PM
remember to keep repeating "mine, mine, mine" as youre peeing on her... ;D
i was going to do that and after i run out of pee i will start throwing handfulls of sunflower seeds at her :D

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