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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: tallandfat on July 08, 2010, 10:21:03 AM
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curious what level getbiggers game is on
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I don't know, i only hit -4. I'd probably go with something along the lines of: "What about some ass to mouth action, girl?".
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curious what level getbiggers game is on
in my case the question is what is her pick up line.
thats how i roll.
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LMFAO at above post...personally I found the "Hello, my name is ____, I noticed you and thought that i just had to introduce myself and maybe get your name in return and maybe even ask how your days has been so far..." work more than any cheesy line you'll "learn" from buddies. From there, it's up to you to keep that conversation going and interesting.
Intelligence, tact, grace and sense of humor will get you further than some "pick up line" ever will. 8+ ladies hear the same lame shit from random douche bags all day..stand out some, be creative in your conversation. What ever you do don't mention her looks...
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True Getbiggers don't have pick-up lines.
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LMFAO at above post...personally I found the "Hello, my name is ____, I noticed you and thought that i just had to introduce myself and maybe get your name in return and maybe even ask how your days has been so far..." work more than any cheesy line you'll "learn" from buddies. From there, it's up to you to keep that conversation going and interesting.
Intelligence, tact, grace and sense of humor will get you further than some "pick up line" ever will. 8+ ladies hear the same lame shit from random douche bags all day..stand out some, be creative in your conversation. What ever you do don't mention her looks...
Ding,ding,ding,we have a winner!
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'Does this rag smell like chloroform?'
/oblig.
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'Does this rag smell like chloroform?'
/oblig.
Are you saying to utilize Ted Bundy's pickup method ?
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'Does this rag smell like chloroform?'
/oblig.
Wow,you ask ???
....very considerate of you.
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'Does this rag smell like chloroform?'
/oblig.
Good one. Always works on 11s :D
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Wow,you ask ???
....very considerate of you.
The Gentlemanly Rapist. I also leave a crime scene 'excuse my mess' note.
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Chimps never fails to deliver.
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THis should be good for some laughs..
Good one Dr. Chimps
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Excuse me, sorry to interupt but can I touch your belly button?.......from the inside
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Like her? Shit I wouldn't know what to say other than "marry me"
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''I can introduce you to Natw"
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Let's go back to my place and play world trade center... ill just stand there while you blow the shit outta me. :)
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I don't suppose "Get in tha truck, bitch!" qualifies here...
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Let's go back to my place and play world trade center... ill just stand there while you blow the shit outta me. :)
as not funny as that is..LMFAOOO
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I don't suppose "Get in tha truck, bitch!" qualifies here...
That would be a NO
Calvin stop corrupting Gene
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"don't worry, this won't hurt a bit" :P
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as not funny as that is..LMFAOOO
Sound like u wanna take me up on my offer :D ;)
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That would be a NO
Calvin stop corrupting Gene
How about if I let you ride up front with me and Cletus my bloodhound?
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Sound like u wanna take me up on my offer :D ;)
lmao no, but that is got to be one of the best lines I have heard...I gotta tell a friend of mine that one, I'll bet he will use it on some dumbass he tries to pickup
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How about if I let you ride up front with me and Cletus my bloodhound?
Haa definately NO
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Haa definately NO
So you'd rather ride in the back? It can get windy back there....
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So you'd rather ride in the back? It can get windy back there....
First of all, if your trying to pick me up..I WILL NOT be getting into anyone's car. To many nutcases in the world
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lmao no, but that is got to be one of the best lines I have heard...I gotta tell a friend of mine that one, I'll bet he will use it on some dumbass he tries to pickup
What if I promise you a night you will never remember? Oops I mean never forget.
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What if I promise you a night you will never remember? Oops I mean never forget.
is this where Dr. Chimps chloroform comes into play??
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First of all, if your trying to pick me up..I WILL NOT be getting into anyone's car. To many nutcases in the world
I bet if it was an 86 IROC you would change your tune...
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That would be a NO
Calvin stop corrupting Gene
Who said I really would introduce them...
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is this where Dr. Chimps chloroform comes into play??
Hey I'm into whatever you're into.
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Like her? Shit I wouldn't know what to say other than "marry me"
I've found that complimenting an accessory is a good, non-threatening way to break the ice.
In her case, I'd say something nice about her bracelets. To which, she'd say, "Take a hike, creep." Then, I would say, "Okay" and sheepishly slink away.
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"So, what is the wait time? Can I have a number?"
The list of dick trying to hammer in on that is deep.
Or go with, "I'm financially set for life and have a big cock."
In short, lie.
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I bet if it was an 86 IROC you would change your tune...
no my expression would be
(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a49/soccergurl52/away.gif)
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Compliment her on her shoes if they are sexy.
.....cuz you know if it's a normal girl she spent at leat an hour picking out the "perfect" shoes for her night out :-\
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It doesnt matter what level on a scale of 1-10 the approach is the same...
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Tell the DJ that someone with a red Ferrari has left their lights on in the parking lot.
Immediately walk over to the hottest girl you see and ask her name politely and start making small talk.
When the DJ announces that there is a red Ferrari in the parking lot with it's lights on...tell the girl, "excuse me for a second - I've left my car lights on".
Disappear for a few minutes.
By the time you get back her Vag will be moist for you.
(Or just use the chloroform.....that'll work too.)
;D
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Only way I am getting an 8 is if I add two 4's together
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Compliment her on her shoes if they are sexy.
.....cuz you know if it's a normal girl she spent at leat an hour picking out the "perfect" shoes for her night out :-\
yup that should perk her interest
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8+ ladies hit on me
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yup that should perk her interest
How would you know.....you have a friend that's an eight?
;D
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The higher the number the higher the bimbo in a bitach... girls over 8 to 10 only care about your credit limit
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How would you know.....you have a friend that's an eight?
;D
LMAO, yea I do
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"Why hello there, did you manage to catch Ronnie Coleman's guestposing session last week? Do you think his left Lat has improved at all?"
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"I only fucks with 10s"
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Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?
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"I post on getbig"
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Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?
I used that one a few years ago on a co-worker at our company christmas party would have worked if her stupid fucking husband would have not ease dropped on our conversation
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well you have to be an alpha male for one . women like bad boys lik e this you tell the bitch " fuck you and your cheeseburger guy!!" there panties are removed right then and there!! true story
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"Ich bin so scheisse im Bett, das müsstest du glatt mal erlebt haben..."
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I need you to go get me a beer or I'm gonna burn your fucking house down...but you will blow me first.
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hey tallandfat is this you
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LMAO, yea I do
Solids 6's that are willing to do nasty things are truly what makes the world go 'round.
;D ;D ;D ;D
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shut up and get in the truck.. in my coonass voice
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This has been a winner for me
"I am going to come and burn the fucking house down... but you will blow me first."
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This has been a winner for me
"I am going to come and burn the fucking house down... but you will blow me first."
Ouch. Look upthread. Kiwi beat you to the meme. ;D
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Ouch. Look upthread. Kiwi beat you to the meme. ;D
Kiwiol is my split personality, we both share our passion for Mel Gibson
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Excuse me, how do you feel about men in thongs with shredded glutes?
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"Hi, I'm BigJ and I post on Getbig."
"What is it? Oh it's a forum where I argue with anonymous internet posters about who was better, Ronnie or Dorian."
"Who are they? Oh they're uh, just two guys like who used to stand up on a bodybuilding stage 10 years ago and flex their shredded muscles to a crowd of mostly gay men. One of them used to hike his posing trunks up his ass to show how shredded his glutes were".
"What are glutes? Oh never mind."
"So anyway, I have like nearly 7,000 posts."
"I also have "big" in my username."
Hello?
Hello?
Hello.................?
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Kiwiol is my split personality, we both share our passion for Mel Gibson
Fair enough, but I'm gonna hafta hear from Kiwi just the same. :)
/internet: serious business.
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Fair enough, but I'm gonna hafta hear from Kiwi just the same. :)
/internet: serious business.
It's true - I use the db account when I want to own the shit outta someone using Photoshop or make Bob Chick meltdown ;D
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It's true - I use the db account when I want to own the shit outta someone using Photoshop or make Bob Chick meltdown ;D
;D
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If she's really that hot you say 'excuse me, I just wanted to tell you that I really admire a woman who doesn't cave to societal pressure to look good all the time'. ;D
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"This is going to hurt."
"If you don't sleep with me the terrorists win."
"Do you take credit cards?"
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Solids 6's that are willing to do nasty things are truly what makes the world go 'round.
;D ;D ;D ;D
Oh shut it ;)
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Tell her that her shoes don't match her outfit. She'll curse you at first but then come back for acceptance after. Girls, especially really pretty girls that only get hit on and complimented all day, get totally taken off track if a guy actually has the balls to poke a little fun at her, rather then put her on a pedestal.
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"You want me to buy you and your friends some beer?" Under 8 just go with the candy.
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Well after reading I figure if you are anywhere near a girl who is an 8 or higher the first thing you should say is "excuse me can you tell me where the bus stop is" and get the hell out of there. Stick with the sub 4's they are safe for you ;D
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Walking up and saying hello usually does the trick.
When dealing with a very attractive woman, once you get "in the club" and bang one they don't seem so intimidating.
But there are requirements...You have to be either good looking, fuck good or have money. That "funny and charming" crap only works until they find out you are a funny and charming loser with nothing to offer.
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noworries is projecting
lol
anyhow, the funny aprt for me is that I have had 9 in bed and a 4 and it seems that either you are in or out toward the beginning. The hardest part was to not overinvest for me to learn. If a girl isn't cool, leave her alone....many more. The nasty part is when you hit on a 5 and they act liek a 9 thats the worst. Then I am liek wtf when next one I get with is a 7 and everythign way easy. Werid!!
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be creative in your conversation. What ever you do don't mention her looks...
ditto
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Oh shut it ;)
No matter how much you flirt with me, I'm not gonna poke you in the ham wallet.
;D
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You guys suck. Lol just buy her a drink, pickup lines are for high schoolers.
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ham wallet.
;D
Fucking classic, never heard it called that
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Fucking classic, never heard it called that
You can run around GetBig in your skin tight spandex shorts, showing off your ninja sandal, but you're never going to get to first base with me.
Uh-Uh...never gonna happen.
;D
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You can run around GetBig in your skin tight spandex shorts, showing off your ninja sandal, but you're never going to get to first base with me.
Uh-Uh...never gonna happen.
;D
Please DO NOT flatter yourself dippity doo
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Please DO NOT flatter yourself dippity doo
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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It never fails
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omg what a shit stain, his name is dimitri, HE HAS GOTTA BE GREEK..another one that thinks the sun rises and sets when he goes to bed and wakes up
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omg what a shit stain, his name is dimitri, HE HAS GOTTA BE GREEK..another one that thinks the sun rises and sets when he goes to bed and wakes up
Hi, Olga.
Yucko has some great pick up lines.
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HE HAS GOTTA BE GREEK..another one that thinks the sun rises and sets when he goes to bed and wakes up
Maybe because it does. 8)
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Walking up and saying hello usually does the trick.
When dealing with a very attractive woman, once you get "in the club" and bang one they don't seem so intimidating.
But there are requirements...You have to be either good looking, fuck good or have money. That "funny and charming" crap only works until they find out you are a funny and charming loser with nothing to offer.
I don't have money, so two outta three is okay.
Another thing one can do, stop at a busy downtown light, rev the engine of your Lambo, all heads will turn, but you must either have a nonchalant look or that devious look and laugh,and a hot chick of your choosing will fall into the passenger seat...
Oops I forgot, that requires having money, or rich friends.
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no worries no thast not me why is that yer wife?
lol
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omg what a shit stain, his name is dimitri, HE HAS GOTTA BE GREEK..another one that thinks the sun rises and sets when he goes to bed and wakes up
Sounds good.