Author Topic: When hitting on an 8+ what is your pickup line? (Read 7061 times)

affeman · « **Reply #50 on:** July 08, 2010, 01:33:39 PM »

"Ich bin so scheisse im Bett, das müsstest du glatt mal erlebt haben..."

kiwiol · « **Reply #51 on:** July 08, 2010, 02:09:32 PM »

I need you to go get me a beer or I'm gonna burn your fucking house down...but you will blow me first.

noworries · « **Reply #52 on:** July 08, 2010, 02:37:45 PM »

hey tallandfat is this you

Les Grossman · « **Reply #53 on:** July 08, 2010, 02:51:16 PM »

Quote from: newmom on July 08, 2010, 11:54:55 AM

LMAO, yea I do

Solids 6's that are willing to do nasty things are truly what makes the world go 'round.

phemonmmill32 · « **Reply #54 on:** July 08, 2010, 02:59:39 PM »

shut up and get in the truck.. in my coonass voice

Army of One · « **Reply #55 on:** July 08, 2010, 03:06:29 PM »

This has been a winner for me

"I am going to come and burn the fucking house down... but you will blow me first."

dr.chimps · « **Reply #56 on:** July 08, 2010, 03:10:02 PM »

Quote from: db2431 on July 08, 2010, 03:06:29 PM

This has been a winner for me

"I am going to come and burn the fucking house down... but you will blow me first."

Ouch. Look upthread. Kiwi beat you to the meme.

Army of One · « **Reply #57 on:** July 08, 2010, 03:12:57 PM »

Quote from: dr.chimps on July 08, 2010, 03:10:02 PM

Ouch. Look upthread. Kiwi beat you to the meme.

Kiwiol is my split personality, we both share our passion for Mel Gibson

TacoBell · « **Reply #58 on:** July 08, 2010, 03:18:14 PM »

Excuse me, how do you feel about men in thongs with shredded glutes?

JasonH · « **Reply #59 on:** July 08, 2010, 03:34:14 PM »

"Hi, I'm BigJ and I post on Getbig."

"What is it? Oh it's a forum where I argue with anonymous internet posters about who was better, Ronnie or Dorian."

"Who are they? Oh they're uh, just two guys like who used to stand up on a bodybuilding stage 10 years ago and flex their shredded muscles to a crowd of mostly gay men. One of them used to hike his posing trunks up his ass to show how shredded his glutes were".

"What are glutes? Oh never mind."

"So anyway, I have like nearly 7,000 posts."

"I also have "big" in my username."

Hello?

Hello?

Hello.................?

dr.chimps · « **Reply #60 on:** July 08, 2010, 03:58:39 PM »

Quote from: db2431 on July 08, 2010, 03:12:57 PM

Kiwiol is my split personality, we both share our passion for Mel Gibson

Fair enough, but I'm gonna hafta hear from Kiwi just the same.

/internet: serious business.

kiwiol · « **Reply #61 on:** July 08, 2010, 04:02:10 PM »

Quote from: dr.chimps on July 08, 2010, 03:58:39 PM

Fair enough, but I'm gonna hafta hear from Kiwi just the same.

/internet: serious business.

It's true - I use the db account when I want to own the shit outta someone using Photoshop or make Bob Chick meltdown

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #62 on:** July 08, 2010, 04:03:26 PM »

Quote from: kiwiol on July 08, 2010, 04:02:10 PM

It's true - I use the db account when I want to own the shit outta someone using Photoshop or make Bob Chick meltdown

TacoBell · « **Reply #63 on:** July 08, 2010, 04:40:28 PM »

If she's really that hot you say 'excuse me, I just wanted to tell you that I really admire a woman who doesn't cave to societal pressure to look good all the time'.

George Whorewell · « **Reply #64 on:** July 08, 2010, 04:57:52 PM »

"This is going to hurt."

"If you don't sleep with me the terrorists win."

"Do you take credit cards?"

newmom · « **Reply #65 on:** July 08, 2010, 06:56:44 PM »

Quote from: Les Grossman on July 08, 2010, 02:51:16 PM

Solids 6's that are willing to do nasty things are truly what makes the world go 'round.

Oh shut it

Flexb · « **Reply #66 on:** July 09, 2010, 07:22:21 AM »

Tell her that her shoes don't match her outfit. She'll curse you at first but then come back for acceptance after. Girls, especially really pretty girls that only get hit on and complimented all day, get totally taken off track if a guy actually has the balls to poke a little fun at her, rather then put her on a pedestal.

Tapeworm · « **Reply #67 on:** July 09, 2010, 09:03:12 AM »

"You want me to buy you and your friends some beer?" Under 8 just go with the candy.

noworries · « **Reply #68 on:** July 09, 2010, 09:11:43 AM »

Well after reading I figure if you are anywhere near a girl who is an 8 or higher the first thing you should say is "excuse me can you tell me where the bus stop is" and get the hell out of there. Stick with the sub 4's they are safe for you

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #69 on:** July 09, 2010, 09:35:16 AM »

Walking up and saying hello usually does the trick.

When dealing with a very attractive woman, once you get "in the club" and bang one they don't seem so intimidating.

But there are requirements...You have to be either good looking, fuck good or have money. That "funny and charming" crap only works until they find out you are a funny and charming loser with nothing to offer.

tallandfat · « **Reply #70 on:** July 09, 2010, 09:39:37 AM »

noworries is projecting

lol

anyhow, the funny aprt for me is that I have had 9 in bed and a 4 and it seems that either you are in or out toward the beginning. The hardest part was to not overinvest for me to learn. If a girl isn't cool, leave her alone....many more. The nasty part is when you hit on a 5 and they act liek a 9 thats the worst. Then I am liek wtf when next one I get with is a 7 and everythign way easy. Werid!!

saopl · « **Reply #71 on:** July 09, 2010, 09:42:06 AM »

Quote from: SamoanIrishman on July 08, 2010, 10:30:38 AM

be creative in your conversation. What ever you do don't mention her looks...

ditto

Les Grossman · « **Reply #72 on:** July 09, 2010, 10:13:59 AM »

Quote from: newmom on July 08, 2010, 06:56:44 PM

Oh shut it

No matter how much you flirt with me, I'm not gonna poke you in the ham wallet.

HTexan · « **Reply #73 on:** July 09, 2010, 10:19:51 AM »

You guys suck. Lol just buy her a drink, pickup lines are for high schoolers.

newmom · « **Reply #74 on:** July 09, 2010, 10:58:10 AM »

Quote from: Les Grossman on July 09, 2010, 10:13:59 AM

ham wallet.

Fucking classic, never heard it called that