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Title: All you can eat buffets
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on July 18, 2010, 04:40:37 PM
Any of you eating machines ever been kicked out for eating too much at an "All you can eat buffet?
Title: Re: All you can eat buffets
Post by: SWOLETRAIN on July 18, 2010, 04:48:51 PM
no... but ive received many dirty looks at the korean bbq  ;D
Title: Re: All you can eat buffets
Post by: Fallsview on July 18, 2010, 04:49:31 PM
No, but I was at a chinese buffet where a huge fat guy cracked the chair.  It didn't brake and nothing looked broke but you heard a loud crack after the guy sat down.  The problem with all these "fatties" are they can't controll how they sit, they PLOP down.  Same goes for wall hung toilets. These fat fucks plop down braking the wax seal.  Seen it time and time again in the schools faculty bathrooms.  These fat slobs ruin it for all.
Title: Re: All you can eat buffets
Post by: Mr Nobody on July 18, 2010, 05:04:27 PM
I got kicked out of this one but it was so worth it: ;D
Looks good whats the price?
Title: Re: All you can eat buffets
Post by: Coach is Back! on July 18, 2010, 05:15:44 PM
Yes, back in the 80's. Rory, Aranita, Bob Paris and Tim Bitetti all got kick out of a smorgasboard for eating all the chicken, fish and apple fritters.
Title: Re: All you can eat buffets
Post by: Hulkster on July 18, 2010, 05:28:42 PM
Looks good whats the price?

HIV? 8)
Title: Re: All you can eat buffets
Post by: Wingnut32 on July 18, 2010, 08:49:20 PM
No, but I was at a chinese buffet where a huge fat guy cracked the chair.  It didn't brake and nothing looked broke but you heard a loud crack after the guy sat down.  The problem with all these "fatties" are they can't controll how they sit, they PLOP down.  Same goes for wall hung toilets. These fat fucks plop down braking the wax seal.  Seen it time and time again in the schools faculty bathrooms.  These fat slobs ruin it for all.

So in your free time you watch fatties on the toilet do you?
Title: Re: All you can eat buffets
Post by: Wiggs on July 18, 2010, 11:06:50 PM
HIV? 8)

lol
Title: Re: All you can eat buffets
Post by: SF1900 on July 18, 2010, 11:09:42 PM
I am not big on buffets. Everyone reaching in and grabbing for the same food. Gross!!!
Title: Re: All you can eat buffets
Post by: stuntmovie on July 18, 2010, 11:16:57 PM
Coach, if that was the small but authentic Swedish smorgishbord place down the street south of Gold'd in Santa Monica ....... It had to close down soon after you guys and the other members "fine dined" there.

I still miss that place.
Title: Re: All you can eat buffets
Post by: stuntmovie on July 19, 2010, 06:52:11 AM
 Now in Las Vegas you can eat all you want all day, breakfast, lunch, and dinner in some casinos for less than $30 a day.

Title: Re: All you can eat buffets
Post by: CalvinH on July 19, 2010, 10:20:55 AM
Me and some friends were asked to leave the buffet at the Rio in Vegas >:(

...one of my boys was going to town on crab legs.every time he broke one open or took a bite the juice would land on another friend.my friend finally had enough and took his chocolate shake and dumped it on the head of the guy eating the crab legs ;D
Title: Re: All you can eat buffets
Post by: ThaRealist on July 19, 2010, 10:55:28 AM
An asian place down the road from me use to make comments to me in gookanese because I would go in there and hammer 6 plus plates when I was around 220lbs. They never kicked me out, but I knew they were cussing at me in ting tang tong speak
Title: Re: All you can eat buffets
Post by: saopl on July 19, 2010, 10:56:57 AM
An asian place down the road from me use to make comments to me in gookanese because I would go in there and hammer 6 plus plates when I was around 220lbs. They never kicked me out, but I knew they were cussing at me in ting tang tong speak

hahaha rofl
Title: Re: All you can eat buffets
Post by: kiwiol on July 19, 2010, 11:22:21 AM
An asian place down the road from me use to make comments to me in gookanese because I would go in there and hammer 6 plus plates when I was around 220lbs. They never kicked me out, but I knew they were cussing at me in ting tang tong speak

And then?
Title: Re: All you can eat buffets
Post by: polychronopolous on July 19, 2010, 11:25:35 AM
John Pinette - "King of the Buffett"

All of you posting are mere amateurs to this man.

Title: Re: All you can eat buffets
Post by: ThaRealist on July 19, 2010, 11:32:43 AM
And then?

I drop a plate full of food on the floor to show my disapproval of their gookanese
Title: Re: All you can eat buffets
Post by: funk51 on July 19, 2010, 11:37:52 AM
John Pinette - "King of the Buffett"

All of you posting are mere amateurs to this man.


john is funny and yet sad at the same time, see chris farley and john candy at least they lived life to the fullest short as it was.
Title: Re: All you can eat buffets
Post by: kiwiol on July 19, 2010, 11:45:24 AM
I drop a plate full of food on the floor to show my disapproval of their gookanese

I was just quoting the line from 'Dude, where's my car?' ;D

Funny post nevertheless
Title: Re: All you can eat buffets
Post by: polychronopolous on July 19, 2010, 12:09:03 PM
john is funny and yet sad at the same time, see chris farley and john candy at least they lived life to the fullest short as it was.

At his best John Pinette could absolutely SLAY a crowd with his self-deprecating routines, definitely one of the best all time at that kind of humor.

He is one of my favorites for sure.
Title: Re: All you can eat buffets
Post by: Bobby on July 19, 2010, 12:57:36 PM
An asian place down the road from me use to make comments to me in gookanese because I would go in there and hammer 6 plus plates when I was around 220lbs. They never kicked me out, but I knew they were cussing at me in ting tang tong speak

LMAO ;D
Title: Re: All you can eat buffets
Post by: Tapeworm on July 20, 2010, 09:26:49 AM
I am not big on buffets. Everyone reaching in and grabbing for the same food. Gross!!!

Ya I try to steer clear of restaurants with 'sneezeguards.' :-\
Title: Re: All you can eat buffets
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on July 20, 2010, 09:29:50 AM
In college a few of us football players went there, probably 12 total guys.  The manager started to bitch before we sat down, about two hours and twelve plates later he comes over bitching at us to get out.