All you can eat buffets

[The Abdominal Snoman]

Any of you eating machines ever been kicked out for eating too much at an "All you can eat buffet?

[SWOLETRAIN]

no... but ive received many dirty looks at the korean bbq 

[Fallsview]

No, but I was at a chinese buffet where a huge fat guy cracked the chair.  It didn't brake and nothing looked broke but you heard a loud crack after the guy sat down.  The problem with all these "fatties" are they can't controll how they sit, they PLOP down.  Same goes for wall hung toilets. These fat fucks plop down braking the wax seal.  Seen it time and time again in the schools faculty bathrooms.  These fat slobs ruin it for all.

[Mr Nobody]

I got kicked out of this one but it was so worth it:

Looks good whats the price?

[Coach is Back!]

Yes, back in the 80's. Rory, Aranita, Bob Paris and Tim Bitetti all got kick out of a smorgasboard for eating all the chicken, fish and apple fritters.

[Hulkster]

Looks good whats the price?

HIV?

[Wingnut32]

No, but I was at a chinese buffet where a huge fat guy cracked the chair.  It didn't brake and nothing looked broke but you heard a loud crack after the guy sat down.  The problem with all these "fatties" are they can't controll how they sit, they PLOP down.  Same goes for wall hung toilets. These fat fucks plop down braking the wax seal.  Seen it time and time again in the schools faculty bathrooms.  These fat slobs ruin it for all.

So in your free time you watch fatties on the toilet do you?

[Wiggs]

HIV?

lol

[SF1900]

I am not big on buffets. Everyone reaching in and grabbing for the same food. Gross!!!

[stuntmovie]

Coach, if that was the small but authentic Swedish smorgishbord place down the street south of Gold'd in Santa Monica ....... It had to close down soon after you guys and the other members "fine dined" there.

I still miss that place.

[stuntmovie]

 Now in Las Vegas you can eat all you want all day, breakfast, lunch, and dinner in some casinos for less than $30 a day.

[CalvinH]

Me and some friends were asked to leave the buffet at the Rio in Vegas

...one of my boys was going to town on crab legs.every time he broke one open or took a bite the juice would land on another friend.my friend finally had enough and took his chocolate shake and dumped it on the head of the guy eating the crab legs

[ThaRealist]

An asian place down the road from me use to make comments to me in gookanese because I would go in there and hammer 6 plus plates when I was around 220lbs. They never kicked me out, but I knew they were cussing at me in ting tang tong speak

[saopl]

An asian place down the road from me use to make comments to me in gookanese because I would go in there and hammer 6 plus plates when I was around 220lbs. They never kicked me out, but I knew they were cussing at me in ting tang tong speak

hahaha rofl

[kiwiol]

An asian place down the road from me use to make comments to me in gookanese because I would go in there and hammer 6 plus plates when I was around 220lbs. They never kicked me out, but I knew they were cussing at me in ting tang tong speak

And then?

[polychronopolous]

John Pinette - "King of the Buffett"

All of you posting are mere amateurs to this man.

[ThaRealist]

And then?

I drop a plate full of food on the floor to show my disapproval of their gookanese

[funk51]

John Pinette - "King of the Buffett"

All of you posting are mere amateurs to this man.

john is funny and yet sad at the same time, see chris farley and john candy at least they lived life to the fullest short as it was.

[kiwiol]

I drop a plate full of food on the floor to show my disapproval of their gookanese

I was just quoting the line from 'Dude, where's my car?'

Funny post nevertheless

[polychronopolous]

john is funny and yet sad at the same time, see chris farley and john candy at least they lived life to the fullest short as it was.

At his best John Pinette could absolutely SLAY a crowd with his self-deprecating routines, definitely one of the best all time at that kind of humor.

He is one of my favorites for sure.

[Bobby]

An asian place down the road from me use to make comments to me in gookanese because I would go in there and hammer 6 plus plates when I was around 220lbs. They never kicked me out, but I knew they were cussing at me in ting tang tong speak

LMAO

[Tapeworm]

I am not big on buffets. Everyone reaching in and grabbing for the same food. Gross!!!

Ya I try to steer clear of restaurants with 'sneezeguards.'

[El Diablo Blanco]

In college a few of us football players went there, probably 12 total guys.  The manager started to bitch before we sat down, about two hours and twelve plates later he comes over bitching at us to get out.