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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Palpatine Q on July 20, 2010, 07:38:41 PM
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I was talking to a buddy of mine from NY and we were doing the "'member when" shit.
He recalled the time that i was getting into it with this dude and he finally said something that made me snap, so i blasted him in the head....and the great thing was he was standing right in front of a metal pole so his head snapped back and hit the pole...."PING" and then he dropped like a sack of potatoes
We were laughing our balls off, it was fucking funny
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I had a pretty good shot with your momma.
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i gave someone a most muscular shot in the locker room last chest day
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I overshot one time and it landed on the woman's window ledge. ;D
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I gave someone one a shot that consisted of 1cc Test Enath. 1cc Tren Ace. 1cc Eq. all in one injection...Pretty crazy
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I shot my load in more women than I can count.......but Im not very smart.
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I shot 13 rounds of HE (high explosive) from a LAV III at an insurgent
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Jagermeister shot.
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I shot 13 rounds of HE (high explosive) from a LAV III at an insurgent
winner
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I shot 13 rounds of HE (high explosive) from a LAV III at an insurgent
Pitiful, you should be able to do it with one. Wasting tax dollars, I tell ya.
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Pitiful, you should be able to do it with one. Wasting tax dollars, I tell ya.
in all fairness, they were Canadian tax dollars
there's plenty more ;D
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HAH trust this thread to be trolled into oblivion.. potential for some good stories too
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subtle "i'm a tough guy" thread.
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I kicked a girl in the girl once. Really hard. I was a mean bastard when I was 10.
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Lets just say I have to keep 100 yards away from Pat Benatar at all times.
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subtle "i'm a tough guy" thread.
Not really.....you never punched someone in the face?
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Lets just say I have to keep 100 yards away from Pat Benatar at all times.
Since nobody wants to hear that voice: of course you do.
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I've got a doozy that I'm sure will be called BS, but oh well...
I was at the Oktoberfest in Munich and we were sitting with a bunch of Aussies. The girls had a guy friend with them who went to the bathroom, we noticed a large commotion a little later and thru the crowd I saw the Aussie guy getting pummeled by a group of Scotish guys....I assume scottish because some were wearing kilts...it was a 4 on 1 deal....being the "hero" I am, I hopped up to make my way to the fight, but it was so packed with people, the only route I saw was to walk along one of the long fest tables. When I reached the end and looked down they were putting the boots to Crocodile Dundee so I yelled, to which one of the skirt clad gents turned and grabbed my legs trying to pull me down into the fracas. I did not invision my night ending with a few head kicks, so I hit the guy with everything I had ....with the angle of the punch, etc... he went down like a sack of shit....the Polizei showed up and when they questioned me I just told them "US military" and they let me go...
I never found the chicks again as they emptied the tent. :-\
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Back when i was on a shitload of test i shot my Russian girlfriend in the eye with a fat load from about 5 feet away.
It was a great moment in my life.
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Lets just say I have to keep 100 yards away from Pat Benatar at all times.
HaHahaHaHa..... ;D
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Back when i was on a shitload of test i shot my Russian girlfriend in the eye with a fat load from about 5 feet away.
It was a great moment in my life.
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If you came, what was she doing 5 feet away from your dick? Was she even aware that you two were "having sex"?
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If you came, what was she doing 5 feet away from your dick? Was she even aware that you two were "having sex"?
haha, drive-by.....
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Lets just say I have to keep 100 yards away from Pat Benatar at all times.
A girl in high school punched me in the nuts.....I sang like Pat Benatar for the rest of the day :-X
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In the girls eye... I blinded her temporarily, she stumbled around trying to get the sticky goo out of her eye and tripped on her own legs and fell on her ass.
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one time my mother was trying to give shit about something and I snapped back "Look, sister- you think i'm gonna take advice from a woman who fucked my dad"
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one time my mother was trying to give shit about something and I snapped back "Look, sister- you think i'm gonna take advice from a woman who fucked my dad"
Ohhhhh no you did-unt! :o
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If you came, what was she doing 5 feet away from your dick? Was she even aware that you two were "having sex"?
I was banging her doggy style and was standing at the edge of the bed, was going to launch my load on her ass(at this point i look a step back from the bedside, making me approx. 4-5' from her head), but she rolled over onto her back and i shot it right in her eye.
It might have been 4', didn't have the measuring tape handy, but it was pretty fucking awesome.
We can continue to talk about my dick if you would like? maybe a picture would help you visualize what happen? maybe a quick MS paint to show the angle and trajectory of the launch?
Let me know brother.
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Getbig has really hit a low. "what's the best shot you ever gave somebody?"
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Getbig has really hit a low. "what's the best shot you ever gave somebody?"
Well, we all can't post pics of fabulous cars and world travels, XFactor...... ;D
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Getbig has really hit a low. "what's the best shot you ever gave somebody?"
I guess you were afraid you would chip your $70 manicure ;D
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Getbig has really hit a low. "what's the best shot you ever gave somebody?"
Yeah because the countless threads bragging about your possessions are REALLY interesting.... ::)
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Well, we all can't post pics of fabulous cars and world travels, XFactor...... ;D
Agreed the time is coming to add some life back to this place!! Jeez
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I guess you were afraid you would chip your $70 manicure ;D
Xfactor has a guy he pays to follow him around and when anything happens, the guy steps in and takes the punch...
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Yeah because your countless threads bragging about your possessions are REALLY interesting.... ::)
Why would they end up being 15 pages? lol
You'd look at every pic probably 30 times. Hey gotta give you something to aspire to
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Xfactor has a guy he pays to follow him around and when anything happens, the guy steps in and takes the punch...
Your check should be there by now for last months beatings. thanks
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Your check should be there by now for last months beatings. thanks
well, thats the same excuse I called your mom with last night...... ;D
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Let's get this back on track.
When i was 18 i punched some dude in the face and broke my hand.
Does this give me any getbig street cred?
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well, thats the same excuse I called your mom with last night...... ;D
In that case welcome to syphilis
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I once punched a nun who rapped my knuckles with a ruler in school.
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Ohhhhh no you did-unt! :o
i knew i got her weak spot because she didn't say anything after that
(http://digitpress.com/blogs/modernretro/files/2009/07/punchout3.jpg)
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i knew i got her weak spot because she didn't say anything after that
(http://digitpress.com/blogs/modernretro/files/2009/07/punchout3.jpg)
Since this thread is so impressively full of e-thugs...
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JNN...this is Inez Sainz, a Telemundo sideline reporter (google her). I was wondering if you thought you could fit into the jeans she's wearing.
No homo...I'm really tuff and punch kittens and shit in real life.
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Since this thread is so impressively full of e-thugs...
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JNN...this is Inez Sainz, a Telemundo sideline reporter (google her). I was wondering if you thought you could fit into the jeans she's wearing.
No homo...I'm really tuff and punch kittens and shit in real life.
;D
btw, i'm not tough...i mean, come on....how can a guy who looks like a filthy Adam Lambert be "tough"
as for the jeans..i might be able to fit into hers
i'd rather see if i can fit my meat in her pussy though
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btw, i'm not tough...i mean, come on....how can a guy who looks like a filthy Adam Lambert be "tough"
as for the jeans..i might be able to fit into hers
i'd rather see if i can fit my meat in her pussy though
I not familiar with "Adam Lambert", did his dad play for the Pittsburgh Steelers?
Some more pics of Inez....and just to keep up with the tuff guy theme.
I once pushed Gwyneth Paltrow out of line to get a beer at a wedding in Ireland....true story.
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I was banging her doggy style and was standing at the edge of the bed, was going to launch my load on her ass(at this point i look a step back from the bedside, making me approx. 4-5' from her head), but she rolled over onto her back and i shot it right in her eye.
It might have been 4', didn't have the measuring tape handy, but it was pretty fucking awesome.
We can continue to talk about my dick if you would like? maybe a picture would help you visualize what happen? maybe a quick MS paint to show the angle and trajectory of the launch?
Let me know brother.
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A pic of the slut in question would be helpful. ;D
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In that case welcome to syphilis
ROFL.... ;D
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I gave this top 10 model the chance to spend her life with me. Unfortunately she declined.
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I not familiar with "Adam Lambert", did his dad play for the Pittsburgh Steelers?
Some more pics of Inez....and just to keep up with the tuff guy theme.
I once pushed Gwyneth Paltrow out of line to get a beer at a wedding in Ireland....true story.
GDAMN :o
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GDAMN :o
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A pic of the slut in question would be helpful. ;D
The chick on the bottom. From Moldova.
(http://i977.photobucket.com/albums/ae258/OverloadGB/bar-irish-edit.jpg)
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I gave DA's mom one shot to the dome, one shot in the ass, 2 shots in her snatch and 3 shots to her face after 8 shots of meth.
and later that night he took 20 shots in his ass from 20 poo stained johns.
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I shot 13 rounds of HE (high explosive) from a LAV III at an insurgent
Post of the thread! 8)
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