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Re: what's the best shot you ever gave somebody ??
« Reply #25 on: July 21, 2010, 07:23:34 AM »
Quote from: johnnynoname on July 21, 2010, 07:21:11 AM
one time my mother was trying to give shit about something and I snapped back "Look, sister- you think i'm gonna take advice from a woman who fucked my dad"

Ohhhhh no you did-unt!  :o
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Re: what's the best shot you ever gave somebody ??
« Reply #26 on: July 21, 2010, 07:29:17 AM »
Quote from: phreak on July 21, 2010, 06:47:04 AM
If you came, what was she doing 5 feet away from your dick? Was she even aware that you two were "having sex"?

I was banging her doggy style and was standing at the edge of the bed, was going to launch my load on her ass(at this point i look a step back from the bedside, making me approx. 4-5' from her head), but she rolled over onto her back and i shot it right in her eye.

It might have been 4', didn't have the measuring tape handy, but it was pretty fucking awesome.

We can continue to talk about my dick if you would like? maybe a picture would help you visualize what happen? maybe a quick MS paint to show the angle and trajectory of the launch?

Let me know brother.


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Re: what's the best shot you ever gave somebody ??
« Reply #27 on: July 21, 2010, 07:38:02 AM »
Getbig has really hit a low.  "what's the best shot you ever gave somebody?"
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The Showstoppa

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Re: what's the best shot you ever gave somebody ??
« Reply #28 on: July 21, 2010, 07:40:15 AM »
Quote from: XFACTOR on July 21, 2010, 07:38:02 AM
Getbig has really hit a low.  "what's the best shot you ever gave somebody?"

Well, we all can't post pics of fabulous cars and world travels, XFactor...... ;D
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Re: what's the best shot you ever gave somebody ??
« Reply #29 on: July 21, 2010, 07:41:44 AM »
Quote from: XFACTOR on July 21, 2010, 07:38:02 AM
Getbig has really hit a low.  "what's the best shot you ever gave somebody?"

I guess you were afraid you would chip your $70 manicure  ;D
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Re: what's the best shot you ever gave somebody ??
« Reply #30 on: July 21, 2010, 07:42:55 AM »
Quote from: XFACTOR on July 21, 2010, 07:38:02 AM
Getbig has really hit a low.  "what's the best shot you ever gave somebody?"

Yeah because the countless threads bragging about your possessions are REALLY interesting.... ::)
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Re: what's the best shot you ever gave somebody ??
« Reply #31 on: July 21, 2010, 07:43:22 AM »
Quote from: The Showstoppa on July 21, 2010, 07:40:15 AM
Well, we all can't post pics of fabulous cars and world travels, XFactor...... ;D

Agreed the time is coming to add some life back to this place!!  Jeez

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Re: what's the best shot you ever gave somebody ??
« Reply #32 on: July 21, 2010, 07:44:37 AM »
Quote from: Groink on July 21, 2010, 07:41:44 AM
I guess you were afraid you would chip your $70 manicure  ;D

Xfactor has a guy he pays to follow him around and when anything happens, the guy steps in and takes the punch...
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Re: what's the best shot you ever gave somebody ??
« Reply #33 on: July 21, 2010, 07:45:07 AM »
Quote from: polychronopolous on July 21, 2010, 07:42:55 AM
Yeah because your countless threads bragging about your possessions are REALLY interesting.... ::)

Why would they end up being 15 pages?  lol

You'd look at every pic probably 30 times.  Hey gotta give you something to aspire to
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Re: what's the best shot you ever gave somebody ??
« Reply #34 on: July 21, 2010, 07:46:04 AM »
Quote from: The Showstoppa on July 21, 2010, 07:44:37 AM
Xfactor has a guy he pays to follow him around and when anything happens, the guy steps in and takes the punch...

  Your check should be there by now for last months beatings.  thanks
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Re: what's the best shot you ever gave somebody ??
« Reply #35 on: July 21, 2010, 07:49:36 AM »
Quote from: XFACTOR on July 21, 2010, 07:46:04 AM
  Your check should be there by now for last months beatings.  thanks

well, thats the same excuse I called your mom with last night...... ;D
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Re: what's the best shot you ever gave somebody ??
« Reply #36 on: July 21, 2010, 07:51:48 AM »
Let's get this back on track.

When i was 18 i punched some dude in the face and broke my hand.

Does this give me any getbig street cred?


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Re: what's the best shot you ever gave somebody ??
« Reply #37 on: July 21, 2010, 07:52:18 AM »
Quote from: The Showstoppa on July 21, 2010, 07:49:36 AM
well, thats the same excuse I called your mom with last night...... ;D

In that case welcome to syphilis  
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Re: what's the best shot you ever gave somebody ??
« Reply #38 on: July 21, 2010, 08:01:43 AM »
I once punched a nun who rapped my knuckles with a ruler in school.
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Re: what's the best shot you ever gave somebody ??
« Reply #39 on: July 21, 2010, 08:12:22 AM »
Quote from: The Showstoppa on July 21, 2010, 07:23:34 AM
Ohhhhh no you did-unt!  :o

i knew i got her weak spot because she didn't say anything after that


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Re: what's the best shot you ever gave somebody ??
« Reply #40 on: July 21, 2010, 08:48:12 AM »
Quote from: johnnynoname on July 21, 2010, 08:12:22 AM
i knew i got her weak spot because she didn't say anything after that


Since this thread is so impressively full of e-thugs...
 ::)

JNN...this is Inez Sainz, a Telemundo sideline reporter (google her). I was wondering if you thought you could fit into the jeans she's wearing.

No homo...I'm really tuff and punch kittens and shit in real life.

 ;D



 
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Re: what's the best shot you ever gave somebody ??
« Reply #41 on: July 21, 2010, 08:52:57 AM »
Quote from: Les Grossman on July 21, 2010, 08:48:12 AM
Since this thread is so impressively full of e-thugs...
 ::)

JNN...this is Inez Sainz, a Telemundo sideline reporter (google her). I was wondering if you thought you could fit into the jeans she's wearing.

No homo...I'm really tuff and punch kittens and shit in real life.

 ;D



 

btw, i'm not tough...i mean, come on....how can a guy who looks like a filthy Adam Lambert be "tough"

as for the jeans..i might be able to fit into hers


i'd rather see if i can fit my meat in her pussy though
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Re: what's the best shot you ever gave somebody ??
« Reply #42 on: July 21, 2010, 09:09:29 AM »
Quote from: johnnynoname on July 21, 2010, 08:52:57 AM
btw, i'm not tough...i mean, come on....how can a guy who looks like a filthy Adam Lambert be "tough"

as for the jeans..i might be able to fit into hers

i'd rather see if i can fit my meat in her pussy though

I not familiar with "Adam Lambert", did his dad play for the Pittsburgh Steelers?

Some more pics of Inez....and just to keep up with the tuff guy theme.

I once pushed Gwyneth Paltrow out of line to get a beer at a wedding in Ireland....true story.
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Re: what's the best shot you ever gave somebody ??
« Reply #43 on: July 21, 2010, 09:29:27 AM »
Quote from: Overload on July 21, 2010, 07:29:17 AM
I was banging her doggy style and was standing at the edge of the bed, was going to launch my load on her ass(at this point i look a step back from the bedside, making me approx. 4-5' from her head), but she rolled over onto her back and i shot it right in her eye.

It might have been 4', didn't have the measuring tape handy, but it was pretty fucking awesome.

We can continue to talk about my dick if you would like? maybe a picture would help you visualize what happen? maybe a quick MS paint to show the angle and trajectory of the launch?

Let me know brother.


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A pic of the slut in question would be helpful. ;D
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The Showstoppa

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Re: what's the best shot you ever gave somebody ??
« Reply #44 on: July 21, 2010, 11:06:27 AM »
Quote from: XFACTOR on July 21, 2010, 07:52:18 AM
In that case welcome to syphilis  

ROFL.... ;D
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Re: what's the best shot you ever gave somebody ??
« Reply #45 on: July 21, 2010, 11:10:43 AM »
I gave this top 10 model the chance to spend her life with me.  Unfortunately she declined.
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Re: what's the best shot you ever gave somebody ??
« Reply #46 on: July 21, 2010, 11:27:20 AM »
Quote from: Les Grossman on July 21, 2010, 09:09:29 AM
I not familiar with "Adam Lambert", did his dad play for the Pittsburgh Steelers?

Some more pics of Inez....and just to keep up with the tuff guy theme.

I once pushed Gwyneth Paltrow out of line to get a beer at a wedding in Ireland....true story.






GDAMN :o
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Re: what's the best shot you ever gave somebody ??
« Reply #47 on: July 21, 2010, 11:29:42 AM »
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Re: what's the best shot you ever gave somebody ??
« Reply #48 on: July 21, 2010, 12:04:22 PM »
Quote from: phreak on July 21, 2010, 09:29:27 AM
A pic of the slut in question would be helpful. ;D

The chick on the bottom. From Moldova.




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Re: what's the best shot you ever gave somebody ??
« Reply #49 on: July 21, 2010, 01:14:01 PM »
I gave DA's mom one shot to the dome, one shot in the ass, 2 shots in her snatch and 3 shots to her face after 8 shots of meth.


and later that night he took 20 shots in his ass from 20 poo stained johns.
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