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Title: Oops...I did it again
Post by: Cleanest Natural on July 21, 2010, 01:17:04 AM
   This weekend, Sat to be precise I went for a beer with my buddy around noon. At some point 2 chicks show up. One I knew beforehand from her engagement party, works in sales...blonde blue eyed, around 25. The other one was a 19 yo tall fiery brunette, her trainee. Turns out the blonde split with her fiancee and is now 3 weeks pregnant.
   At some point the blonde asks me if my invitation for a swim in the pool at night is still on the table. I'm thinking : " Does the bear shitin the woods ?"...so I answer "yeah". As long as she brings the brunette of course.
   So at night I grab 2 bottles of vodka and we go to my club. We splash around in the pool after getting a buzz and I grab the blonde and without much talk I stick it in proceeding to fuck her .The brunette starts giggling and steps out. I sit on the edge of the pool and the blonde still in the water, proceeds to finish me off with a blowjob. " Nice " I think. However I wanted the 19 yo. So we continue to drink and talk and I grab the 19 yo to the side and she is getting all self conscious that if we do anything it would offend the blonde.
   I assure her I talked to the blonde and it is ok. So we go out back on the grass and start fucking like rabbits. I discover that the 19 yo can suck the bejesus outta my cock.... and likes to be fucked brutally from behind. And kept screaming : " Make me your pony " hahahahaha

  We go back and it's all good. Back at my appartament...I basically keep switching from one to the other all night ( the brunette was sleeping with me in my bedroom and the blonde on the sofa in the living ).

  The next day we parted and I was left exhausted. I am thinking that life ain't so bad after all ;)
Title: Re: Oops...I did it again
Post by: Cleanest Natural on July 21, 2010, 01:24:48 AM
This is the brunette

(http://)
Title: Re: Oops...I did it again
Post by: Fallsview on July 21, 2010, 03:56:30 AM
   This weekend, Sat to be precise I went for a beer with my buddy around noon. At some point 2 chicks show up. One I knew beforehand from her engagement party, works in sales...blonde blue eyed, around 25. The other one was a 19 yo tall fiery brunette, her trainee. Turns out the blonde split with her fiancee and is now 3 weeks pregnant.
   At some point the blonde asks me if my invitation for a swim in the pool at night is still on the table. I'm thinking : " Does the bear shitin the woods ?"...so I answer "yeah". As long as she brings the brunette of course.
   So at night I grab 2 bottles of vodka and we go to my club. We splash around in the pool after getting a buzz and I grab the blonde and without much talk I stick it in proceeding to fuck her .The brunette starts giggling and steps out. I sit on the edge of the pool and the blonde still in the water, proceeds to finish me off with a blowjob. " Nice " I think. However I wanted the 19 yo. So we continue to drink and talk and I grab the 19 yo to the side and she is getting all self conscious that if we do anything it would offend the blonde.
   I assure her I talked to the blonde and it is ok. So we go out back on the grass and start fucking like rabbits. I discover that the 19 yo can suck the bejesus outta my cock.... and likes to be fucked brutally from behind. And kept screaming : " Make me your pony " hahahahaha

  We go back and it's all good. Back at my appartament...I basically keep switching from one to the other all night ( the brunette was sleeping with me in my bedroom and the blonde on the sofa in the living ).

  The next day we parted and I was left exhausted. I am thinking that life ain't so bad after all ;)

Hey, Sev,  Do you talk in Romanian to these girls or English?
Title: Re: Oops...I did it again
Post by: Cleanest Natural on July 21, 2010, 03:57:51 AM
Hey, Sev,  Do you talk in Romanian to these girls or English?
what do you think ?
Title: Re: Oops...I did it again
Post by: Wiggs on July 21, 2010, 03:59:19 AM
what do you think ?

Ironcock Sev 8)
Title: Re: Oops...I did it again
Post by: Fallsview on July 21, 2010, 04:12:09 AM
what do you think ?

Romanian?  I don't believe that Romanian is a "harsh" language.  Can't picture someone trying to kick it with a woman talking German or any Asian language-just doesn't sound right.
Title: Re: Oops...I did it again
Post by: wes on July 21, 2010, 04:22:11 AM
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_WyLDHgBGdA4/R6nDdfMxhvI/AAAAAAAAAb8/uTb7mHciSsY/s400/pimp-c-715217.jpg)
Title: Re: Oops...I did it again
Post by: RJ DRIVER on July 21, 2010, 04:22:45 AM
You forgot to mention how much money you had to pay for such services, gypsy whore monger.
Title: Re: Oops...I did it again
Post by: webcake on July 21, 2010, 04:24:08 AM
sev once again showing us his player skillz. I look up to sev as a kind of father figure.
Title: Re: Oops...I did it again
Post by: Parker on July 21, 2010, 04:26:17 AM
Good for you Sev, only downside, that blonde is gonna say that you are the Daddy...
Title: Re: Oops...I did it again
Post by: Cleanest Natural on July 21, 2010, 04:28:27 AM
You forgot to mention how much money you had to pay for such services, gypsy whore monger.
Actually they paid for all the booze AND the cab fare back and forth

The brunette was whining that she only orgasmed 1nce in her life ...so I offered her 5 during 24 hours ... she is allergic to sperm in her mouth and we vouched toghether to help her overcome this impediment

I get paid to play not the otherway around Mr RJdrivel ( sounds like a powertool a musclebear would love )
Title: Re: Oops...I did it again
Post by: Cleanest Natural on July 21, 2010, 04:29:37 AM
Good for you Sev, only downside, that blonde is gonna say that you are the Daddy...

WTF ? I coated her tonsils with sperm ... he actually knows he's the daddy ..
Title: Re: Oops...I did it again
Post by: Parker on July 21, 2010, 04:32:13 AM
WTF ? I coated her tonsils with sperm ... he actually knows he's the daddy ..
Okay, cool then, you are off the hook on that one. I have to say, something like this has never happened to me. 
Title: Re: Oops...I did it again
Post by: Cleanest Natural on July 21, 2010, 04:41:40 AM
Okay, cool then, you are off the hook on that one. I have to say, something like this has never happened to me. 
don't get the wrong idea ...it's not an everyweekend occurence ...but once in a while teh god shines kindness upon myself  ;D
Title: Re: Oops...I did it again
Post by: James Blunt on July 21, 2010, 04:45:47 AM
Good to see sevestese keeping it real. Good man.
Title: Re: Oops...I did it again
Post by: Cleanest Natural on July 21, 2010, 05:05:18 AM
Title: Re: Oops...I did it again
Post by: kh300 on July 21, 2010, 05:12:23 AM
Does anyone actually beleive this bullshit  ???
Title: Re: Oops...I did it again
Post by: Cleanest Natural on July 21, 2010, 05:15:40 AM
Does anyone actually beleive this bullshit  ???
only fags doubt me 

so what'sitgonna be Mango ? pink or blue ?

da choice iz yoursss ;)
Title: Re: Oops...I did it again
Post by: kh300 on July 21, 2010, 05:21:53 AM
only fags doubt me  



Or anyone with at least a half of a fucking brain
Title: Re: Oops...I did it again
Post by: Cleanest Natural on July 21, 2010, 05:24:55 AM
Or anyone with at least a half of a fucking brain
so you claim to own at least half of a fucking brain  :D

cool beans Mr Lobotomy
Title: Re: Oops...I did it again
Post by: CalvinH on July 21, 2010, 07:15:09 AM
don't get the wrong idea ...it's not an everyweekend occurence ...but once in a while teh god shines kindness upon myself  ;D


Haha :D
Title: Re: Oops...I did it again
Post by: wild willie on July 21, 2010, 07:55:32 AM
   This weekend, Sat to be precise I went for a beer with my buddy around noon. At some point 2 chicks show up. One I knew beforehand from her engagement party, works in sales...blonde blue eyed, around 25. The other one was a 19 yo tall fiery brunette, her trainee. Turns out the blonde split with her fiancee and is now 3 weeks pregnant.
   At some point the blonde asks me if my invitation for a swim in the pool at night is still on the table. I'm thinking : " Does the bear shitin the woods ?"...so I answer "yeah". As long as she brings the brunette of course.
   So at night I grab 2 bottles of vodka and we go to my club. We splash around in the pool after getting a buzz and I grab the blonde and without much talk I stick it in proceeding to fuck her .The brunette starts giggling and steps out. I sit on the edge of the pool and the blonde still in the water, proceeds to finish me off with a blowjob. " Nice " I think. However I wanted the 19 yo. So we continue to drink and talk and I grab the 19 yo to the side and she is getting all self conscious that if we do anything it would offend the blonde.
   I assure her I talked to the blonde and it is ok. So we go out back on the grass and start fucking like rabbits. I discover that the 19 yo can suck the bejesus outta my cock.... and likes to be fucked brutally from behind. And kept screaming : " Make me your pony " hahahahaha

  We go back and it's all good. Back at my appartament...I basically keep switching from one to the other all night ( the brunette was sleeping with me in my bedroom and the blonde on the sofa in the living ).

  The next day we parted and I was left exhausted. I am thinking that life ain't so bad after all ;)
please, get a life my friend.....no one cares about your make believe world you are living in....who do you think you are, Hugh Hefner?????
Title: Re: Oops...I did it again
Post by: Meso_z on July 21, 2010, 08:12:39 AM
   This weekend, Sat to be precise I went for a beer with my buddy around noon. At some point 2 chicks show up. One I knew beforehand from her engagement party, works in sales...blonde blue eyed, around 25. The other one was a 19 yo tall fiery brunette, her trainee. Turns out the blonde split with her fiancee and is now 3 weeks pregnant.
   At some point the blonde asks me if my invitation for a swim in the pool at night is still on the table. I'm thinking : " Does the bear shitin the woods ?"...so I answer "yeah". As long as she brings the brunette of course.
   So at night I grab 2 bottles of vodka and we go to my club. We splash around in the pool after getting a buzz and I grab the blonde and without much talk I stick it in proceeding to fuck her .The brunette starts giggling and steps out. I sit on the edge of the pool and the blonde still in the water, proceeds to finish me off with a blowjob. " Nice " I think. However I wanted the 19 yo. So we continue to drink and talk and I grab the 19 yo to the side and she is getting all self conscious that if we do anything it would offend the blonde.
   I assure her I talked to the blonde and it is ok. So we go out back on the grass and start fucking like rabbits. I discover that the 19 yo can suck the bejesus outta my cock.... and likes to be fucked brutally from behind. And kept screaming : " Make me your pony " hahahahaha

  We go back and it's all good. Back at my appartament...I basically keep switching from one to the other all night ( the brunette was sleeping with me in my bedroom and the blonde on the sofa in the living ).

  The next day we parted and I was left exhausted. I am thinking that life ain't so bad after all ;)
:)
Title: Re: Oops...I did it again
Post by: Board_SHERIF on July 21, 2010, 08:15:29 AM
This is the brunette

(http://)

She must of been hard up there (NONE) Stud guy...
Title: Re: Oops...I did it again
Post by: titusisback on July 21, 2010, 09:05:25 AM
Pathetic made up story to compensate the fact that he lives in one of the worlds worst shitholes and was denied entry to U.S.

I'm sure all getbiggers dream of living the life of sev in romania after reading this  ::)
Title: Re: Oops...I did it again
Post by: Cleanest Natural on July 21, 2010, 10:45:34 AM
Titus ... don't hate on me for having sex with FEMALES

I AM NO HUGH HEFNER for sure ( HEF WAS ONLY ABLE TO ACHIEVE ORGASM WITH GAY PORN IN THE BACKGROUND .. this is a FACT )
Title: Re: Oops...I did it again
Post by: wild willie on July 21, 2010, 11:25:20 AM
Titus ... don't hate on me for having sex with FEMALES

I AM NO HUGH HEFNER for sure ( HEF WAS ONLY ABLE TO ACHIEVE ORGASM WITH GAY PORN IN THE BACKGROUND .. this is a FACT )
yet another pathetic attemp to make yourself seem more important......it is sad you must put down Mr. Hefner with a totally unproven rumor.....you are a sorry sack, my friend.......you might be up there with emn1964 and schmoe buster as three of the biggest morons here @ getbig!
Title: Re: Oops...I did it again
Post by: titusisback on July 21, 2010, 11:33:55 AM
Titus ... don't hate on me for having sex with FEMALES

There was no hate in my post, just pity....
Title: Re: Oops...I did it again
Post by: affeman on July 21, 2010, 11:38:13 AM
Every story by Sev reminds me strongly of the fairy-tale "The Emperors new clothes" by Hans Christian Andersen. :) If you guys don't know the plot, read it up, and think about it how Sev reacts to people doubting him. ;)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Emperor%27s_New_Clothes
Title: Re: Oops...I did it again
Post by: Cleanest Natural on July 21, 2010, 11:49:15 AM
yet another pathetic attemp to make yourself seem more important......it is sad you must put down Mr. Hefner with a totally unproven rumor.....you are a sorry sack, my friend.......you might be up there with emn1964 and schmoe buster as three of the biggest morons here @ getbig!
sounds like you got owned by these guys
Title: Re: Oops...I did it again
Post by: Cleanest Natural on July 21, 2010, 11:50:21 AM
There was no hate in my post, just pity....
I'm having fun and getting laid .... you on the other hand .......... u know what I mean ;)
Title: Re: Oops...I did it again
Post by: Cleanest Natural on July 21, 2010, 11:52:23 AM
Every story by Sev reminds me strongly of the fairy-tale "The Emperors new clothes" by Hans Christian Andersen. :) If you guys don't know the plot, read it up, and think about it how Sev reacts to people doubting him. ;)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Emperor%27s_New_Clothes
sorry dude ... maybe goodrum could share some of his wild swinging days stories so you'd get a kick out of it ..

I apologize for brutally shocking the G&O board with stories of straight encounters
Title: Re: Oops...I did it again
Post by: Gino30 on July 22, 2010, 06:03:21 AM
Did Stewart Swerdlow pay for these bitches or you?


Btw, how is Stuey?  Still packing out those community halls while wearing his reptilian space-suit?



Title: Re: Oops...I did it again
Post by: io856 on July 22, 2010, 06:07:58 AM
lol some of you people are rediculous making it sound like sex with a woman/en is sooo unbelievable  ::)

Title: Re: Oops...I did it again
Post by: titusisback on July 22, 2010, 06:56:46 AM
I'm having fun and getting laid .... you on the other hand .......... u know what I mean ;)

What you "know" about me is just pathetic guesses that you come up with in order to try to feel better about yourself. What's an undisputable fact is that you live in a shithole. Thanks for owning yourself once again.
Title: Re: Oops...I did it again
Post by: affeman on July 22, 2010, 07:40:49 AM
What you "know" about me is just pathetic guesses that you come up with in order to try to feel better about yourself. What's an undisputable fact is that you live in a shithole. Thanks for owning yourself once again.

Well, it's a shithole with a lotta hot women with lil to no income, so their major extracurricular activity is fucking around as they have no money for anything else to do (go shopping, go to the movies, etc...). Some of em work 12-14 hours a day for 300 dollars a month, and that's the majority and no exception.

Millions and millions of eastern european women offer themselves on websites for marriage, hoping for a western guy with just a regular income (2000 $ a months is an unbelieveable shitload of money over there lol) to pick them up and get them outta there, otherwise they have no chance to ever escape. In the meantime they kill time with guys like Sev, nothing wrong with that.
Title: Re: Oops...I did it again
Post by: MORTALCOIL on July 22, 2010, 07:49:23 AM
Well, it's a shithole with a lotta hot women with lil to no income, so their major extracurricular activity is fucking around as they have no money for anything else to do (go shopping, go to the movies, etc...). Some of em work 12-14 hours a day for 300 dollars a month, and that's the majority and no exception.

Millions and millions of eastern european women offer themselves on websites for marriage, hoping for a western guy with just a regular income (2000 $ a months is an unbelieveable shitload of money over there lol) to pick them up and get them outta there, otherwise they have no chance to ever escape. In the meantime they kill time with guys like Sev, nothing wrong with that.

QFT. Eastern european women are the cheapest version of gold diggers you can find. You don't need much to play them in fact and they'll let you hit them from all angles for a couple of drinks. Generally turns you into prince charming.
Title: Re: Oops...I did it again
Post by: titusisback on July 22, 2010, 08:30:27 AM
Well, it's a shithole with a lotta hot women with lil to no income, so their major extracurricular activity is fucking around as they have no money for anything else to do (go shopping, go to the movies, etc...). Some of em work 12-14 hours a day for 300 dollars a month, and that's the majority and no exception.

Millions and millions of eastern european women offer themselves on websites for marriage, hoping for a western guy with just a regular income (2000 $ a months is an unbelieveable shitload of money over there lol) to pick them up and get them outta there, otherwise they have no chance to ever escape. In the meantime they kill time with guys like Sev, nothing wrong with that.

so you're saying you'd like to live there?
Title: Re: Oops...I did it again
Post by: James Blunt on July 22, 2010, 08:32:14 AM
Pathetic made up story to compensate the fact that he lives in one of the worlds worst shitholes and was denied entry to U.S.

I'm sure all getbiggers dream of living the life of sev in romania after reading this  ::)
That's one of the worst photos i've ever seen wtf is that
Title: Re: Oops...I did it again
Post by: titusisback on July 22, 2010, 08:34:49 AM
That's one of the worst photos i've ever seen wtf is that

Romanian disabled orphan. The country is notorious of starving them and abusing them. Zero human rights in that crap hole.
Title: Re: Oops...I did it again
Post by: MORTALCOIL on July 22, 2010, 08:35:51 AM
That's one of the worst photos i've ever seen wtf is that

That's probably one of those mentally challenged romanian kids that were institutionalized and in fact were for most of them treated like animals, tied up all day long, beaten up, barely fed, etc....No dout about it, Romania is a great country.
Title: Re: Oops...I did it again
Post by: James Blunt on July 22, 2010, 08:37:24 AM
Romanian disabled orphan. The country is notorious of starving them and abusing them. Zero human rights in that crap hole.
The poor thing is probably better of dying. I wouldn't want to live as that thing.   :-X
Title: Re: Oops...I did it again
Post by: affeman on July 22, 2010, 08:43:54 AM
so you're saying you'd like to live there?

No, not at all. It's just a ying yang thing, u know. Like even the worst shitholes have there positive features. ;)
Title: Re: Oops...I did it again
Post by: titusisback on July 22, 2010, 09:17:16 AM
Sev's insecurity is epic. Like other countries have no good looking babes... I live in Canada and have everything to choose from thanks to high immigration.. caucasian, black, indian, asian, mixed.. you name it, we got it here and it's not hard to get laid here at all. Sev's expressed wish to live in north america before and now that he's stuck to romania, he's trying to show how much fun he's having... like it can't be done elsewhere  ::)
Title: Re: Oops...I did it again
Post by: titusisback on July 22, 2010, 09:19:32 AM
Romania disabled orphans 'abused' 
 
Romania's institutions are a legacy of ex-leader Ceausescu's regime
A US lobby group has accused Romania of keeping children with mental disabilities in filthy and degrading conditions in adult institutions.
Mental Disability Rights International said it found children covered in faeces and permanently restrained, during an 18-month investigation.

The group is urging the EU to put pressure on Romania to take action.

The report, released on Wednesday, comes as Romania waits to hear whether it will be allowed to join the EU.
EU commissioners are due to decide next week whether Romania has completed the necessary reforms to qualify for membership.

The MDRI report said many of the children were tied to beds, some bound tightly with sheets, with open wounds and bed sores, malnourished and near death.

"We found teenagers so emaciated they looked like they were three or four years old," the report said. "Their spindly arms and legs were twisted into contorted positions from disuse and atrophy."

Karen Green McGowan, a nurse who works with disabled people, says she saw children "who were fed on their back, were 20% of the weight they should have been, and were emotionally deprived".

"The thing that really makes me angry is that these were normal infants that were becoming disabled because of the system," she told the AFP news agency.

A recent law bans the placement of young children in institutions, but does not apply to children with "severe disabilities" who end up in institutions.

A Romanian government official said the most serious problems should be resolved by the end of the year.

Abuse of the mentally ill in Romania was first exposed in 1989 after the fall of the communist leader, Nicolae Ceausescu.

He banned birth control in 1967, leading to a wave of abandoned children who ended up in underfunded state institutions.
 
Title: Re: Oops...I did it again
Post by: James Blunt on July 22, 2010, 09:34:57 AM
Ahhhh jesus. Those photos are unnecessary !

(http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQBqUGIR2uM2FzPN8Tc6MI-0RHb__HGxHiT2yScADebInscVXc&t=1&usg=__hm096YWVPjWYT3K55IzmEHJFxE0=)
Title: Re: Oops...I did it again
Post by: G_Thang on July 22, 2010, 09:57:43 AM
only fags doubt me  

so what'sitgonna be Mango ? pink or blue ?

da choice iz yoursss ;)

 ::)

another space alien story and random social network photo.  how the f##k they at your apt but you keep getting these random photos in other apts?  in other words i meet random chicks at bar and cant remember their names and faces but i damn sure know what site to find their picks.  ::)

douchebag dog###t pedo funny clothes wearing euro fake as pussymaster eating snatch from beatdown street whores and not getting HIV tested draining and sores on your ass attention grabbing getbig dumbs##t!

i got cuban assassin  uncle who got photo of every women who got bedded in the bed.  must be like 450-500.  damn paper bag full of shots.    

YOU LYING PIECE OF ATTENTION STARVED GETBIG S##T.


 
Title: Re: Oops...I did it again
Post by: Cleanest Natural on July 22, 2010, 10:24:24 AM
ok "divcom" ... lol  ::)
Title: Re: Oops...I did it again
Post by: G_Thang on July 22, 2010, 12:23:03 PM
ok "divcom" ... lol  ::)

 ::)

u still a lying attention starved sack of s##t.  how many hrs have you spent lately researching another getbigger?  your s##T is really that bad in life you have to go to those lengths once you log of getbig.  do that kind of work for a job.   then maybe you can party with x-factor. did you meet up with him during your 10 min stateside visit?