Oops...I did it again

[Cleanest Natural]

   This weekend, Sat to be precise I went for a beer with my buddy around noon. At some point 2 chicks show up. One I knew beforehand from her engagement party, works in sales...blonde blue eyed, around 25. The other one was a 19 yo tall fiery brunette, her trainee. Turns out the blonde split with her fiancee and is now 3 weeks pregnant.
   At some point the blonde asks me if my invitation for a swim in the pool at night is still on the table. I'm thinking : " Does the bear shitin the woods ?"...so I answer "yeah". As long as she brings the brunette of course.
   So at night I grab 2 bottles of vodka and we go to my club. We splash around in the pool after getting a buzz and I grab the blonde and without much talk I stick it in proceeding to fuck her .The brunette starts giggling and steps out. I sit on the edge of the pool and the blonde still in the water, proceeds to finish me off with a blowjob. " Nice " I think. However I wanted the 19 yo. So we continue to drink and talk and I grab the 19 yo to the side and she is getting all self conscious that if we do anything it would offend the blonde.
   I assure her I talked to the blonde and it is ok. So we go out back on the grass and start fucking like rabbits. I discover that the 19 yo can suck the bejesus outta my cock.... and likes to be fucked brutally from behind. And kept screaming : " Make me your pony " hahahahaha

  We go back and it's all good. Back at my appartament...I basically keep switching from one to the other all night ( the brunette was sleeping with me in my bedroom and the blonde on the sofa in the living ).

  The next day we parted and I was left exhausted. I am thinking that life ain't so bad after all

[Cleanest Natural]

This is the brunette

[Fallsview]

   This weekend, Sat to be precise I went for a beer with my buddy around noon. At some point 2 chicks show up. One I knew beforehand from her engagement party, works in sales...blonde blue eyed, around 25. The other one was a 19 yo tall fiery brunette, her trainee. Turns out the blonde split with her fiancee and is now 3 weeks pregnant.
   At some point the blonde asks me if my invitation for a swim in the pool at night is still on the table. I'm thinking : " Does the bear shitin the woods ?"...so I answer "yeah". As long as she brings the brunette of course.
   So at night I grab 2 bottles of vodka and we go to my club. We splash around in the pool after getting a buzz and I grab the blonde and without much talk I stick it in proceeding to fuck her .The brunette starts giggling and steps out. I sit on the edge of the pool and the blonde still in the water, proceeds to finish me off with a blowjob. " Nice " I think. However I wanted the 19 yo. So we continue to drink and talk and I grab the 19 yo to the side and she is getting all self conscious that if we do anything it would offend the blonde.
   I assure her I talked to the blonde and it is ok. So we go out back on the grass and start fucking like rabbits. I discover that the 19 yo can suck the bejesus outta my cock.... and likes to be fucked brutally from behind. And kept screaming : " Make me your pony " hahahahaha

  We go back and it's all good. Back at my appartament...I basically keep switching from one to the other all night ( the brunette was sleeping with me in my bedroom and the blonde on the sofa in the living ).

  The next day we parted and I was left exhausted. I am thinking that life ain't so bad after all

Hey, Sev,  Do you talk in Romanian to these girls or English?

[Cleanest Natural]

Hey, Sev,  Do you talk in Romanian to these girls or English?

what do you think ?

[Wiggs]

what do you think ?

Ironcock Sev

[Fallsview]

what do you think ?

Romanian?  I don't believe that Romanian is a "harsh" language.  Can't picture someone trying to kick it with a woman talking German or any Asian language-just doesn't sound right.

[wes]

[RJ DRIVER]

You forgot to mention how much money you had to pay for such services, gypsy whore monger.

[webcake]

sev once again showing us his player skillz. I look up to sev as a kind of father figure.

[Parker]

Good for you Sev, only downside, that blonde is gonna say that you are the Daddy...

[Cleanest Natural]

You forgot to mention how much money you had to pay for such services, gypsy whore monger.

Actually they paid for all the booze AND the cab fare back and forth

The brunette was whining that she only orgasmed 1nce in her life ...so I offered her 5 during 24 hours ... she is allergic to sperm in her mouth and we vouched toghether to help her overcome this impediment

I get paid to play not the otherway around Mr RJdrivel ( sounds like a powertool a musclebear would love )

[Cleanest Natural]

Good for you Sev, only downside, that blonde is gonna say that you are the Daddy...

WTF ? I coated her tonsils with sperm ... he actually knows he's the daddy ..

[Parker]

WTF ? I coated her tonsils with sperm ... he actually knows he's the daddy ..

Okay, cool then, you are off the hook on that one. I have to say, something like this has never happened to me. 

[Cleanest Natural]

Okay, cool then, you are off the hook on that one. I have to say, something like this has never happened to me. 

don't get the wrong idea ...it's not an everyweekend occurence ...but once in a while teh god shines kindness upon myself 

[James Blunt]

Good to see sevestese keeping it real. Good man.

[Cleanest Natural]

[kh300]

Does anyone actually beleive this bullshit 

[Cleanest Natural]

Does anyone actually beleive this bullshit 

only fags doubt me 

so what'sitgonna be Mango ? pink or blue ?

da choice iz yoursss

[kh300]

only fags doubt me  

Or anyone with at least a half of a fucking brain

[Cleanest Natural]

Or anyone with at least a half of a fucking brain

so you claim to own at least half of a fucking brain 

cool beans Mr Lobotomy

[CalvinH]

don't get the wrong idea ...it's not an everyweekend occurence ...but once in a while teh god shines kindness upon myself 

Haha

[wild willie]

   This weekend, Sat to be precise I went for a beer with my buddy around noon. At some point 2 chicks show up. One I knew beforehand from her engagement party, works in sales...blonde blue eyed, around 25. The other one was a 19 yo tall fiery brunette, her trainee. Turns out the blonde split with her fiancee and is now 3 weeks pregnant.
   At some point the blonde asks me if my invitation for a swim in the pool at night is still on the table. I'm thinking : " Does the bear shitin the woods ?"...so I answer "yeah". As long as she brings the brunette of course.
   So at night I grab 2 bottles of vodka and we go to my club. We splash around in the pool after getting a buzz and I grab the blonde and without much talk I stick it in proceeding to fuck her .The brunette starts giggling and steps out. I sit on the edge of the pool and the blonde still in the water, proceeds to finish me off with a blowjob. " Nice " I think. However I wanted the 19 yo. So we continue to drink and talk and I grab the 19 yo to the side and she is getting all self conscious that if we do anything it would offend the blonde.
   I assure her I talked to the blonde and it is ok. So we go out back on the grass and start fucking like rabbits. I discover that the 19 yo can suck the bejesus outta my cock.... and likes to be fucked brutally from behind. And kept screaming : " Make me your pony " hahahahaha

  We go back and it's all good. Back at my appartament...I basically keep switching from one to the other all night ( the brunette was sleeping with me in my bedroom and the blonde on the sofa in the living ).

  The next day we parted and I was left exhausted. I am thinking that life ain't so bad after all

please, get a life my friend.....no one cares about your make believe world you are living in....who do you think you are, Hugh Hefner??

[Meso_z]

   This weekend, Sat to be precise I went for a beer with my buddy around noon. At some point 2 chicks show up. One I knew beforehand from her engagement party, works in sales...blonde blue eyed, around 25. The other one was a 19 yo tall fiery brunette, her trainee. Turns out the blonde split with her fiancee and is now 3 weeks pregnant.
   At some point the blonde asks me if my invitation for a swim in the pool at night is still on the table. I'm thinking : " Does the bear shitin the woods ?"...so I answer "yeah". As long as she brings the brunette of course.
   So at night I grab 2 bottles of vodka and we go to my club. We splash around in the pool after getting a buzz and I grab the blonde and without much talk I stick it in proceeding to fuck her .The brunette starts giggling and steps out. I sit on the edge of the pool and the blonde still in the water, proceeds to finish me off with a blowjob. " Nice " I think. However I wanted the 19 yo. So we continue to drink and talk and I grab the 19 yo to the side and she is getting all self conscious that if we do anything it would offend the blonde.
   I assure her I talked to the blonde and it is ok. So we go out back on the grass and start fucking like rabbits. I discover that the 19 yo can suck the bejesus outta my cock.... and likes to be fucked brutally from behind. And kept screaming : " Make me your pony " hahahahaha

  We go back and it's all good. Back at my appartament...I basically keep switching from one to the other all night ( the brunette was sleeping with me in my bedroom and the blonde on the sofa in the living ).

  The next day we parted and I was left exhausted. I am thinking that life ain't so bad after all

[Board_SHERIF]

This is the brunette

She must of been hard up there (NONE) Stud guy...

[titusisback]

Pathetic made up story to compensate the fact that he lives in one of the worlds worst shitholes and was denied entry to U.S.

I'm sure all getbiggers dream of living the life of sev in romania after reading this