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Come on guys, fess up, lets hear the stories.From my observations 99% of married men get green with envy when you tell them about the new woman you bang every week, seems to reflect an inner state of being trapped in something they feel they cant get out of.
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Man is genetically pre-disposed to spread his seed far and wide.
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Me: "Grandpa, how did you and grandma manage to stay married for 50 years?", Grandpa: "I cheat."
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:-X
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Not me , I'm in the 1% I guess .
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Me: "Grandpa, how did you and grandma manage to stay married for 50 years?", Grandpa: "I cheat."
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Guys who want to continue to bang multiple women should just remain single. Creeping around takes too much time and energy and most of the time they end up getting caught anyways.
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Come on guys, fess up, lets hear the stories.From my observations 99% of married men get green with envy when you tell them about the new woman you bang every week, seems to reflect an inner state of being trapped in something they feel they cant get out of.
From my observations, 99% of single men lie through their teeth about how many new women they bang every week. It seems to reflect an inner state of being lonely dudes, waiting to drown their sorrows in beer and porn.
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Every married person I know hates being married and/or their spouse. Every single one.
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Man is genetically pre-disposed to spread his seed far and wide.
Doom agrees!
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Man is genetically pre-disposed to spread his seed far and wide.
True, I always try and aim for the trash bin but it never quite works out.
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I'm actually very happy being married.
But, my wife is not your typcial americano (sup gh15!!!)
She actually likes seeing me happy, likese seeing me well fed, likes that I train seriously, doesn't mind that I took up a lot of space in the basement with gym equipment, etc.
Now, the Jewish girl that I dated directly before my wife?
Basically, keep the prettiness of my wife, but take all of the other postives and turn them into negatives, and you have my ex gf.
Hated that I trained.
Hated that I was desirable to other women.
Hated that I worked hard at my job, which requires long hours.
She desperately wanted to get married and have a child, yet couldn't properly take care of her cat.
Her job, and how she was taught by everyone in her life (all women) was to emasculate the males and control them with their wealth.
Had I married for money, I'd have had more money than now, but have been driven to insanity.
I still have her message saved from after the break up (along with many others) for two reasons:
1) To remind me how crazy she was (stating how I was giving up a lifestyle that I would never be able to obtain on my own--how wrong she is/was, as I am doing well for myself).
2) In case I ever need a restraining order. She leaves me messages from time to time when she is drunk on booze and too much Lexapro, even though she is currently engaged to a nebbish.
I have been with a few crazy chicks....I like it ; / lol
But yeah I had a girl like your wife...she cooked for me, high sex drive, liked that other women wanted me, insisted that she pay for things, bought me gifts, was a model...etc, the list goes on and on. I just was not that into her. I am young and like challenges I guess. Also dumb.
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i would say EVERY man at one point or another...atleast once. why did i do this?
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Could be cool, but the chance is slim.
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At some point your cock is gonna stop working and your not gonna wanna die alone. People that act like marriage is a trap in my opinion got married to young.
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I like being married to my wife. We're high school sweethearts, and know each other inside and out.
she's very supportive of me, in everything, from work, bodybuilding, school, whatever it may be... and she takes good care of me, feeds me well, etc.
I love her and love sharing a home with her! ;D
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I like being married to my wife. We're high school sweethearts, and know each other inside and out.
she's very supportive of me, in everything, from work, bodybuilding, school, whatever it may be... and she takes good care of me, feeds me well, etc.
I love her and love sharing a home with her! ;D
Hi Big Ach's wife.
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Hi Big Ach's wife.
LOLLLLLL Meanwhile BIGACH is out "working late" in the office LOL
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honestly, I wouldn't mind finding a girl (YES- a girl, you assholes) and marrying her
...but, she would have to be, like, the woman of my dreams...i'm talking, like, Elle Macpherson in her prime
have fun on quoting and editing this one, you jerks
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honestly, I wouldn't mind finding a girl (YES- a girl, you assholes) and marrying her
...but, she would have to be, like, the woman of my dreams...i'm talking, like, Elle Macpherson in her prime
have fun on quoting and editing
this one, you jerks
1. By girl you mean guy right?
2. You do mean a girl with a cock right?
we love you sal. :D ;D
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1. By girl you mean guy right?
2. You do mean a girl with a cock right?
PW3ND!!!
we love you sal. :D ;D
;D
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honestly, I wouldn't mind finding a girl (YES- a girl, you assholes) and marrying her
...but, she would have to be, like, the woman of my dreams...i'm talking, like, Elle Macpherson in her prime
have fun on quoting and editing this one, you jerks
Here you go, you even have one thing in common...but you may have to play wifey in the relationship.
;D
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Here you go, you even have one thing in common...but you may have to play wifey in the relationship.
;D
we can stand back to back and go "HOLY SHIT- YOU RUBBED OFF ON ME" to each other all day long
seriously though he is pretty fucking awesome
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Fuck all you can until you are 30 yo, then get married ,it worked for me.
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Fuck all you can until you are 30 yo, then get married ,it worked for me.
30?!
REALLY?
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30?!
REALLY?
30 to 35 .
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Not me , I'm in the 1% I guess .
That's because your wife is in the top 1%. And don't think I don't resent that.
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30 to 35 .
i can, honestly, see it happening but, like I said, I'm not gonna settle for anything less than a WOMAN who'll make my heart skip a beat
That's because your wife is in the top 1%. And don't think I don't resent that.
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That's because your wife is in the top 1%. And don't think I don't resent that.
I know this is going to sound gay but the thing I love and appreciate the most about my wife is that she is a great mother.
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i can, honestly, see it happening but, like I said, I'm not gonna settle for anything less than a WOMAN who'll make my heart skip a beat
I agree.
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btw, i need a bitch who will accept the fact that I will gain 20-40 pounds once i get married
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I know this is going to sound gay but the thing I love and appreciate the most about my wife is that she is a great mother.
But I'm sure her perfect ass is a close second.
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i can, honestly, see it happening but, like I said, I'm not gonna settle for anything less than a WOMAN who'll make my heart skip a beat
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Lol good luck with that marriage is more about friendship than attraction. Finding someone you don't wanna fuck and still be around is the whole trick. It's the trick to a good marriage, oh and have more money than her.
btw, i need a bitch who will accept the fact that I will gain 20-40 pounds once i get married
If she don't mind your ears and nose it's not an issue.
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I still have her message saved from after the break up (along with many others) for two reasons:
1) To remind me how crazy she was (stating how I was giving up a lifestyle that I would never be able to obtain on my own--how wrong she is/was, as I am doing well for myself).
2) In case I ever need a restraining order. She leaves me messages from time to time when she is drunk on booze and too much Lexapro, even though she is currently engaged to a nebbish.
Post that shit up!
People that act like marriage is a trap in my opinion got married to young.
Yep.
I like being married to my wife. We're high school sweethearts, and know each other inside and out.
Props to you. But, I think you're in the minority. I could never imagine being married to someone from high school. So much about your life changes since high school.
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Guys who want to continue to bang multiple women should just remain single. Creeping around takes too much time and energy and most of the time they end up getting caught anyways.
Agreed. Nothing wrong with banging as many as you can. Never understood guys who were too scared to just break up with some broad before all the "extras" that come with being comitted (interwoven finances, living together, kids, etc.)
Kids reading this, don't get married until you're AT LEAST 30. Your odds of a good marriage will be much better.
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btw, i need a bitch who will accept the fact that I will gain 20-40 pounds once i get married
40 lbs , you're still going to be leaner than 99% of the population .
But I'm sure her perfect ass is a close second.
;D
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Lol good luck with that marriage is more about friendship than attraction. Finding someone you don't wanna fuck and still be around is the whole trick. It's the trick to a good marriage, oh and have more money than her. If she don't mind your ears and nose it's not an issue.
if she is attractive enough for me to marry then I WILL LEARN TO BE HER FRIEND
btw, I get the whole making fun of my nose thing but i still don't get when people make fun of my ears on here
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if she is attractive enough for me to marry then I WILL LEARN TO BE HER FRIEND
btw, I get the whole making fun of my nose thing but i still don't get when people make fun of my ears on here
how could you not hear about with those things
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how could you not hear about with those things
my only hope is that you get fat and purple (from over exposure to the Vegas sun) and end up looking like Grimace
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my only hope is that you get fat and purple (from over exposure to the Vegas sun) and end up looking like Grimace
lol....You need to come to Vegas so we can put that shit on getbig
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lol....You need to come to Vegas so we can put that shit on getbig
yes...we can put it on tape and call it "Dark and Darkerer.."
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yes...we can put it on tape and call it "Dark and Darkerer.."
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i love you Sal. You've earned to "S" back for standing up for yourself.
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I know this is going to sound gay but the thing I love and appreciate the most about my wife is that she is a great mother.
i just lost all respect for you...
bench
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I know this is going to sound gay but the thing I love and appreciate the most about my wife is that she is a great mother.
It's means the force is strong in you. Evolution is about getting the best mate to raise your child. She's a very fit mate if she's good with kids.
if she is attractive enough for me to marry then I WILL LEARN TO BE HER FRIEND
btw, I get the whole making fun of my nose thing but i still don't get when people make fun of my ears on here
Because it combined with rest of your face makes you average looking at best. Your a wannabe twink, if you'd just settled for being average and focused on your personality you'd do great.
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i just lost all respect for you...
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Haha I know , sorry but my kid changed my life :)
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Because it combined with rest of your face makes you average looking at best. Your a wannabe twink, if you'd just settled for being average and focused on your personality you'd do great.
my carefully and meticulously constructed reply to that is this- F U i has a above average physique suck it
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Haha I know , sorry but my kid changed my life :)
thats my problem....i always wanted kids but not a wife....i just wanted to have a kid with a bitch and use my legal sway to take it from her....
but now i am in a engagement and it looks like i am going to follow through with it ;D
bench
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my carefully and meticulously constructed reply to that is this- F U i has a above average physique suck it
compared to skeletor?
bench
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thats my problem....i always wanted kids but not a wife....i just wanted to have a kid with a bitch and use my legal sway to take it from her....
but now i am in a engagement and it looks like i am going to follow through with it ;D
bench
Good luck :D
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marrying my wife is the best decision that ever happened to me
i miss her so much right now we havent been romantical with each other for a while now :'(
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my carefully and meticulously constructed reply to that is this- F U i has a above average physique suck it
kidding dude your cute :-*
she left you for someone with a bigger dick, they are fucking right now...he has his finger in her ass and everything...
bench
Jealous are we?
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Jealous are we?
not at all....just dont want marty to have any illusions as to what is happening with his wife...
bench
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i'm not ugly
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she left you for someone with a bigger dick, they are fucking right now...he has his finger in her ass and everything...
bench
thats not true she's with her sister she said she needed some time alone
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thats not true she's with her sister she said she needed some time alone
yeah, she did need time alone....cause her sister isnt going to stand over her crying while she fucks her new man like you would....
dude is likely ballsdeep in her ass right now.....no condom...
bench
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Been married 11 years and dated for 5.5 years before that. We have one 7 month old daughter and they're both the loves of my life. Could care less about my single friends' sexual conquests. These two ladies make me extremely happy and fulfilled and I love my wife more today than ever before. It's all about finding the right one. Now that we're all in our mid and upper 30s the allure of scoutin out trim or banging skanks at the local club has lost a lot of appeal. Now, I have nothing against a single life or my single friends, but for most it far less about "the hunt" and much more about finding the right woman to spend the rest of their lives with. I have a couple diehard "I'm staying single forever" friends and they're happy so more power to em.
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yeah, she did need time alone....cause her sister isnt going to stand over her crying while she fucks her new man like you would....
dude is likely ballsdeep in her ass right now.....no condom...
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Just because she's questioning thing don't mean she's a bitch. I'm sure the dudes wearing a rubber.
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Just because she's questioning thing don't mean she's a bitch. I'm sure the dudes wearing a rubber.
very unlikely....have you ever wore a condom to fuck a female in the ass?...i havent..
bench
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hahaha you big dummies you guys dont even no how to do a sex properly
even i no where to insert my glans penis and i didnt even went to college :D
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my carefully and meticulously constructed reply to that is this- F U i has a above average physique suck it
I don't think he wants to suck it, but apparently he's interested in licking around the edges.
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on marriage: bah! Doom disapproves!
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hahaha you big dummies you guys dont even no how to do a sex properly
even i no where to insert my glans penis and i didnt even went to college :D
You tell em, Marty. Don't talk to that Bench guy. He's just an uncivilized animal. He likes to kill things. And he has the bad kind of sex where you do unnatural acts to women. And although I don't think he smokes cigarettes with drugs in them he does take those muscle building drugs which turns him even more into an animal. I bet he doesn't even go to church.
He's beneath you. Things will work out. Have Miriam (I think that's your wife's name) PM me and I'll set her straight. We all stray from the path of virtue and I have to admit that I also have engage in dirty and unnatural sex with loose women. The difference between me and that beast, Bench, is that I feel guilty about it. Just like you do with those strippers. At least, we have a conscious until we get lusty again. Bench doesn't have a conscious so he never feels guilty. He's just like an animal. God will punish him. He's probably killing something right now, or eating it, or having rough unnatural sex. Sticking his fingers, tongue, and his private parts in places they're not suppose to be stuck in. And he even went to college.
He's a bad man. A bad, bad man.
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Been married 11 years and dated for 5.5 years before that. We have one 7 month old daughter and they're both the loves of my life. Could care less about my single friends' sexual conquests. These two ladies make me extremely happy and fulfilled and I love my wife more today than ever before. It's all about finding the right one. Now that we're all in our mid and upper 30s the allure of scoutin out trim or banging skanks at the local club has lost a lot of appeal. Now, I have nothing against a single life or my single friends, but for most it far less about "the hunt" and much more about finding the right woman to spend the rest of their lives with. I have a couple diehard "I'm staying single forever" friends and they're happy so more power to em.
Good for you....until some fine, fine chica with a body built for sin (stamped and certified by the Devil himself) pulls up and tempts you...
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Wife is a moany bitch
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i'm not ugly
no you are not ::)
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Been married, and been single. I have come to realize that some people are meant to be married, some people are meant to be single. I have a couple friends that are "single for life" and I give them props for recognizing that is where they need to be. A LOT of those types do get married because it's the thing to do and spend several years either miserable, or cheating on their spouses or both. During my single times (In between marriages ;) ) it was always the same. The first reaction is "Yea! I'm single, I can do all those things I want to do and no one can tell me otherwise!" Then I would do all those things a couple times over... then repeat it just to make sure and eventually I would find myself tired of the psycho women, the drama, mind games and endless pursuit of the next one to bring home. I came to the conclusion I really am meant for long term relationships,as I prefer all the things that come with that over the single life. I'm not implying the single life is bad, it can be awesome, it's just not for me.
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Been married, and been single. I have come to realize that some people are meant to be married, some people are meant to be single. I have a couple friends that are "single for life" and I give them props for recognizing that is where they need to be. A LOT of those types do get married because it's the thing to do and spend several years either miserable, or cheating on their spouses or both. During my single times (In between marriages ;) ) it was always the same. The first reaction is "Yea! I'm single, I can do all those things I want to do and no one can tell me otherwise!" Then I would do all those things a couple times over... then repeat it just to make sure and eventually I would find myself tired of the psycho women, the drama, mind games and endless pursuit of the next one to bring home. I came to the conclusion I really am meant for long term relationships,as I prefer all the things that come with that over the single life. I'm not implying the single life is bad, it can be awesome, it's just not for me.
I agree that some people should stay single, however the problem is they decide to have kids as well cough cough Groink, meaning were stuck with a bunch of little bastards running around that can't function in real life cough cough salvatore. If they didn't breed the problem would correct itself in a generation or two.
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You tell em, Marty. Don't talk to that Bench guy. He's just an uncivilized animal. He likes to kill things. And he has the bad kind of sex where you do unnatural acts to women. And although I don't think he smokes cigarettes with drugs in them he does take those muscle building drugs which turns him even more into an animal. I bet he doesn't even go to church.
He's beneath you. Things will work out. Have Miriam (I think that's your wife's name) PM me and I'll set her straight. We all stray from the path of virtue and I have to admit that I also have engage in dirty and unnatural sex with loose women. The difference between me and that beast, Bench, is that I feel guilty about it. Just like you do with those strippers. At least, we have a conscious until we get lusty again. Bench doesn't have a conscious so he never feels guilty. He's just like an animal. God will punish him. He's probably killing something right now, or eating it, or having rough unnatural sex. Sticking his fingers, tongue, and his private parts in places they're not suppose to be stuck in. And he even went to college.
He's a bad man. A bad, bad man.
all true except this....
bench
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Been married, and been single. I have come to realize that some people are meant to be married, some people are meant to be single. I have a couple friends that are "single for life" and I give them props for recognizing that is where they need to be. A LOT of those types do get married because it's the thing to do and spend several years either miserable, or cheating on their spouses or both. During my single times (In between marriages ;) ) it was always the same. The first reaction is "Yea! I'm single, I can do all those things I want to do and no one can tell me otherwise!" Then I would do all those things a couple times over... then repeat it just to make sure and eventually I would find myself tired of the psycho women, the drama, mind games and endless pursuit of the next one to bring home. I came to the conclusion I really am meant for long term relationships,as I prefer all the things that come with that over the single life. I'm not implying the single life is bad, it can be awesome, it's just not for me.
Good post, good perspective.
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At some point your cock is gonna stop working and your not gonna wanna die alone. People that act like marriage is a trap in my opinion got married to young.
my older buddies tell me this....few weeks after marriage or before ALWAYS! "gotta get married while it's still working" psssh
I'm still young, and like to find chicks that I know it's never going to work with these girls usually have a flaw with them. For instance my previous ex had a kid, I can't do the baby daddy thing and it not be my kid. Cute kid, but not my thing. The one before her didn't work out enough.
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Come on guys, fess up, lets hear the stories.From my observations 99% of married men get green with envy when you tell them about the new woman you bang every week, seems to reflect an inner state of being trapped in something they feel they cant get out of.
not me, after 10 years I'm still happy. the only thing that sucks is less sex after having a kid but that won't be forever... I hope lol...
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Good post, good perspective.
That is a good post. But there seems to be far more pressure, I don't know so much now from society though there use to be a lot, but from the person themselves, for women to get married. Assuming a man is not gay, the worse stigma a man will endure is that he's a player, or a dog or simply shallow. But even then there's still some wistful envy from many involved in a passionless union, which almost seems inevitable as the years wear on. But for the most part, people don't care. For women, there's always seem to be some nagging suspicion that something is very wrong. By the time a women gets in their thirties and have never been married they start to grow desperate. Even accomplished never married women like Condoleeza Rice one is left to wonder.