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Title: What would you do if you had a ugly child?
Post by: Parker on September 14, 2010, 05:07:34 PM
I was in line at the store yesterday, and saw a mother with what looked to be her son, at least that is still what I think he/she/it was. Torn shirt, long hair, and moobs/boobs? Look like he/she/it was a emo/death metal/skater/punk reject...

So if your kids were ugly what would you do? Play along, treat them like Normal?

I'm talking butt ugly, like almost in Brian Pepper's league. Really, would you down play it as the child got older, encourage your son to do sports, business, etc? Or if you had a daughter, encourage her to become a doctor, lawyer, etc. And it would be possibly a relief that she might not get impregnated early, if ever, but if you had son, unless he is rich, he ain't gonna get laid...

Could you deal with your kids being called "Skeletor", "Ugly Betty", "Sasquatch", etc, or in the back of your

mind, would you agree..And if you had a prettier/handsome child, would you be more proud of that one or treat that one differently than the "hide under stairs ugly" child?
Title: Re: What would you do if you had a ugly child?
Post by: che on September 14, 2010, 05:10:52 PM
Fatpanda ugly?
I would beat him at least twice a day
Title: Re: What would you do if you had a ugly child?
Post by: Lundgren on September 14, 2010, 05:12:26 PM
It don't happen if you got good genetics. ;D
Title: Re: What would you do if you had a ugly child?
Post by: HTexan on September 14, 2010, 05:12:34 PM
For men, handsome isn't everything like it is for women. So maybe kid is smart? Think Bill Gates.
Title: Re: What would you do if you had a ugly child?
Post by: Nails on September 14, 2010, 05:15:09 PM
I would be more worried if my son came out and said he liked soccer then i would know for sure he was a f a g g o t
Title: Re: What would you do if you had a ugly child?
Post by: James Blunt on September 14, 2010, 05:15:48 PM
It's not a stretch for somoene to settle for an ugly person. Drop your standards to basic society level and you'll see dudes not only accepting of ugly/fat women, but they're actually fucking these monsters.
Title: Re: What would you do if you had a ugly child?
Post by: Parker on September 14, 2010, 05:17:39 PM
For men, handsome isn't everything like it is for women. So maybe kid is smart? Think Bill Gates.
I knew a girl in HS who looked like the proverbial "wicked witch", with the crooked nose, haggard face, very bad skin, wart...and her parents looked the same, like they were inbred. I knew a Jewish lady whose son looked like her...both would scare a naked mole rat.
Bill Gates, is kinda plain, average looking. If he lost the glasses, and leaned out, he'd look different. But there are some people that seems that the Gods have cursed...
Title: Re: What would you do if you had a ugly child?
Post by: tendonitis on September 14, 2010, 05:17:53 PM
first I'd kick my wife's ass
Title: Re: What would you do if you had a ugly child?
Post by: Wiggs on September 14, 2010, 05:18:35 PM
I was in line at the store yesterday, and saw a mother with what looked to be her son, at least that is still what I think he/she/it was. Torn shirt, long hair, and moobs/boobs? Look like he/she/it was a emo/death metal/skater/punk reject...

So if your kids were ugly what would you do? Play along, treat them like Normal?

I'm talking butt ugly, like almost in Brian Pepper's league. Really, would you down play it as the child got older, encourage your son to do sports, business, etc? Or if you had a daughter, encourage her to become a doctor, lawyer, etc. And it would be possibly a relief that she might not get impregnated early, if ever, but if you had son, unless he is rich, he ain't gonna get laid...

Could you deal with your kids being called "Skeletor", "Ugly Betty", "Sasquatch", etc, or in the back of your

mind, would you agree..And if you had a prettier/handsome child, would you be more proud of that one or treat that one differently than the "hide under stairs ugly" child?

You can somewhat control this if you don't marry or fuck swamp turtles.  If you are a swamp turtle yourself, hopefully you have a talent or something to compensate.  I'm good looking.  I'm fat and I still get bitches that turn their heads.  I carry 263lbs as well as you can carry it and still be fat....When I'm in the 220s, hide your broads, when I'm in the low 200s, I'm a ebony god...BUT that doesn't mean I'd get alot of pussy it just means I get treated better by EVERYONE men and women.  I'll never apologize for looking awesome facially so trolls can fuck off....BTW cue assholes telling I'm not good looking when bitches tell me or hint it ALL the time and I'm fat....Wait till I'm in shape and awesome you all will be so jealous.... ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)



 ;D


That would never happen with my genes cause I can compensate for any horrid whore and the kid would still look awesome. 8)....... ::)
Title: Re: What would you do if you had a ugly child?
Post by: HTexan on September 14, 2010, 05:21:00 PM
I knew a girl in HS who looked like the proverbial "wicked witch", with the crooked nose, haggard face, very bad skin, wart...and her parents looked the same, like they were inbred. I knew a Jewish lady whose son looked like her...both would scare a naked mole rat.
Bill Gates, is kinda plain, average looking. If he lost the glasses, and leaned out, he'd look different. But there are some people that seems that the Gods have cursed...
dont kid yourself bill gates is ugly.


I would be more worried if my son came out and said he liked soccer then i would know for sure he was a f a g g o t
talking males here. I would take a gay intelligent kid, over a handsome dumb kid.
Title: Re: What would you do if you had a ugly child?
Post by: Master Blaster on September 14, 2010, 05:27:22 PM
You'd love them even more if they were cursed with ugliness.  :-\
Title: Re: What would you do if you had a ugly child?
Post by: Mr. Magoo on September 14, 2010, 05:29:28 PM
wait, so you're telling me that some adults think their children are hot?

 :-\
Title: Re: What would you do if you had a ugly child?
Post by: Lundgren on September 14, 2010, 05:31:40 PM

Could you deal with your kids being called "Skeletor", "Ugly Betty", "Sasquatch", etc, or in the back of your

I resent that, I was known as Chewbacca by half my high school. Found out only after graduating. Jokes on them though I turned out well above average.
Title: Re: What would you do if you had a ugly child?
Post by: Parker on September 14, 2010, 05:32:33 PM
dont kid yourself bill gates is ugly.

talking males here. I would take a gay intelligent kid, over a handsome dumb kid.
Haha, when he does that "wince" thing...it's the big glasses I tell ya...I mean, Robert Dinero ain't no Brad Pitt

And then there is extreme ugly, like Beetlejuice. I wonder if his mother had to drink to keep herself from shooting him as a child...I bet she always made him sit facing the corner as a child when she ate, just to keep her food down.
Title: Re: What would you do if you had a ugly child?
Post by: benchmstr on September 14, 2010, 05:35:05 PM
i dont think its possible for me to have a ugly child....my beyond godlike DNA wont allow it...

bench
Title: Re: What would you do if you had a ugly child?
Post by: Lundgren on September 14, 2010, 05:46:01 PM
wait, so you're telling me that some adults think their children are hot?

 :-\
Of course, just because their your kid don't make you completely blind. When you become a parent though hopefully you get less shallow. Otherwise your kid will suck.
Title: Re: What would you do if you had a ugly child?
Post by: Andy Griffin on September 14, 2010, 05:49:12 PM
For men, handsome isn't everything like it is for women. So maybe kid is smart? Think Bill Gates.

Reminds me of Peter Griffin's words of wisdom:  Men aren't fat.  Only fat women are fat.
Title: Re: What would you do if you had a ugly child?
Post by: johnnynoname on September 14, 2010, 06:03:12 PM
easy

walk around without my shirt off as much as possible and have people remind my child how good looking of a man I am




....that is what my dad did to me
Title: Re: What would you do if you had a ugly child?
Post by: KevinP85 on September 14, 2010, 06:41:49 PM
Not possible, good looking genes run in the family lol, and my girlfriends gorgeous 8) ;D
Title: Re: What would you do if you had a ugly child?
Post by: JimmyJam1974 on September 14, 2010, 06:42:45 PM
Change my s/n to Stark
Title: Re: What would you do if you had a ugly child?
Post by: mass 04 on September 14, 2010, 06:52:46 PM
I'll ask my mom what she did.
Title: Re: What would you do if you had a ugly child?
Post by: Lundgren on September 14, 2010, 07:22:24 PM
easy

walk around without my shirt off as much as possible and have people remind my child how good looking of a man I am




....that is what my dad did to me
You really are half guinea :o
Title: Re: What would you do if you had a ugly child?
Post by: johnnynoname on September 14, 2010, 07:23:34 PM
You really are half guinea :o

something like that

it is all complicated on my mom's side (that slut)

but my dad is a legit Wop
Title: Re: What would you do if you had a ugly child?
Post by: mass 04 on September 14, 2010, 07:28:02 PM
Sal is quite the hot little number.
Title: Re: What would you do if you had a ugly child?
Post by: Lundgren on September 14, 2010, 07:32:51 PM
Sal is quite the hot little number.
Don't reinforce it. We need to do a intervention with this guy. We must intercept before his brain permeates total dago. We needs some protestants stat.
Title: Re: What would you do if you had a ugly child?
Post by: Mr. Magoo on September 14, 2010, 07:34:02 PM
Sal is quite the hot little number.

x2
Title: Re: What would you do if you had a ugly child?
Post by: johnnynoname on September 14, 2010, 07:36:23 PM
look....i'm not ugly

...and I will not have ugly offspring because I will have sex with either a black or asian woman and everybody know that whenever you cross races/ethnicities you ALWAYS have good looking offspring

Title: Re: What would you do if you had a ugly child?
Post by: Lundgren on September 14, 2010, 07:46:22 PM
look....i'm not ugly

...and I will not have ugly offspring because I will have sex with either a black or asian woman and everybody know that whenever you cross races/ethnicities you ALWAYS have good looking offspring


Lol I am kidding dude. Not that it should matter I'm quite good looking and it don't help :-\. It's not important.

Anyhow I got some nate blood in my family, as do many of my family and friends. So this race shit to me is a fucking joke. Culture well that's something different all together.
Title: Re: What would you do if you had a ugly child?
Post by: myt1 on September 14, 2010, 08:22:19 PM
I'd name it Vince Goodrum.  Just for consistency's sake
Title: Re: What would you do if you had a ugly child?
Post by: AC Slater on September 14, 2010, 10:14:25 PM
pics
Title: Re: What would you do if you had a ugly child?
Post by: noworries on September 14, 2010, 11:36:31 PM
I'm sure the parents of Goodrum, uberwoman, un_hung db0000 and trustnoanal could tell us a thing or two
Title: Re: What would you do if you had a ugly child?
Post by: Tito24 on September 15, 2010, 02:06:32 AM
...and I will not have ugly offspring because I will have sex with either a black or asian woman and everybody know that whenever you cross races/ethnicities you ALWAYS have good looking offspring



very true, some good looking half bloods i know have butt ugly white fathers haha.
Title: Re: What would you do if you had a ugly child?
Post by: _bruce_ on September 15, 2010, 02:33:10 AM
I'm a freetime cosmetic surgeon so...
I would take an olympic bar and rearrange the child's face.

Title: Re: What would you do if you had a ugly child?
Post by: Parker on September 15, 2010, 02:43:28 AM
look....i'm not ugly

...and I will not have ugly offspring because I will have sex with either a black or asian woman and everybody know that whenever you cross races/ethnicities you ALWAYS have good looking offspring

Wrong, look at Paul Dillett, his dad is white, mom is black...No Shemar Moore is he.
Title: Re: What would you do if you had a ugly child?
Post by: phreak on September 15, 2010, 02:46:46 AM
So if your kids were ugly what would you do?
Sue Durex.
Title: Re: What would you do if you had a ugly child?
Post by: Parker on September 15, 2010, 02:48:43 AM
Sue Durex.
And they would say, "Not our fault you screwd a ugly chick. ANd condoms are not 100%...sorry pal, enjoy your Harlequin baby..."
Title: Re: What would you do if you had a ugly child?
Post by: phreak on September 15, 2010, 02:54:06 AM
And they would say, "Not our fault you screwd a ugly chick. ANd condoms are not 100%...sorry pal, enjoy your Harlequin baby..."
And I'd say: "It was a MAN, baby!"  ;D
Title: Re: What would you do if you had a ugly child?
Post by: G_Thang on September 15, 2010, 02:59:56 AM
Wrong, look at Paul Dillett, his dad is white, mom is black...No Shemar Moore is he.
.

(http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2008/gallery/mom_essentials/heidi_klum.jpg)

 :o

maybe they look more like heidi when they grow up.  you'd think with heidi's looks they would have look like rick fox.

in the background asian men are ugly as the f##k.  thank god for their women.
  
Title: Re: What would you do if you had a ugly child?
Post by: Parker on September 15, 2010, 03:28:51 AM
.

(http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2008/gallery/mom_essentials/heidi_klum.jpg)

 :o

maybe they look more like heidi when they grow up.  you'd think with heidi's looks they would have look like rick fox.

in the background asian men are ugly as the f##k.  thank god for their women.
  
The way it may bne looking, a lot of Chinese men might be looking for their wives else where, and have the money to do so...

Heidi Klum is a average looking woman, but when the make up is applied she is a 15. You can see that the kids take after their father, just look at the facial expression, the width of the eyebrows, cheeks and chin.

 There was a poor man's Shemar Moore that used to work at the grocery store, look just like SHemar in the face, but was lighter...
Title: Re: What would you do if you had a ugly child?
Post by: Parker on September 15, 2010, 03:56:29 AM
BTW, I had become a ugly child, teeth soo buck, that I resembled the Beaver on my bookbag, and I was wondering why they were asking me to play the Beaver in the elementary school play...luckily braces were added to reign in the ever growing rodent teeth...
Title: Re: What would you do if you had a ugly child?
Post by: Tito24 on September 15, 2010, 04:11:33 AM
imagine getting a child with red hair
Title: Re: What would you do if you had a ugly child?
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on September 15, 2010, 04:33:38 AM
imagine getting a child with red hair
My worst nightmare, hence marrying a japanese girl
Title: Re: What would you do if you had a ugly child?
Post by: Lundgren on September 15, 2010, 04:35:20 AM
The way it may bne looking, a lot of Chinese men might be looking for their wives else where, and have the money to do so...

Where? Chinese woman don't even like their men. It's hard to imagine anyone liking them there immature girls, in the past their men were men now their gamers kids who still treat their women like kids. "Fuck off Honey I'm about to roast some Zerg."

Don't worry I'm not racist as I"m probally gonna have me a little hapa running around myself.
Title: Re: What would you do if you had a ugly child?
Post by: G_Thang on September 15, 2010, 04:47:14 AM
My worst nightmare, hence marrying a japanese girl
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          uncle got Japanese wife and brought mistress stateside with him.  both hot women in my book.  might get me 2 or 3 in the end. problem is they like damn invertebrates.        
Title: Re: What would you do if you had a ugly child?
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on September 15, 2010, 04:49:13 AM
Im pretty sure she has a spine, although I have never seen it
Title: Re: What would you do if you had a ugly child?
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on September 15, 2010, 05:21:49 AM
On one hand it would be a good thing havin an ugly child cos child molesters wouldnt wanna fuck it
Title: Re: What would you do if you had a ugly child?
Post by: ToxicAvenger on September 15, 2010, 10:25:24 AM
i wou;dn;t mind an ugly kid...

i sure as hell would not put up with a stupid one
Title: Re: What would you do if you had a ugly child?
Post by: johnnynoname on September 15, 2010, 10:29:21 AM
i wou;dn;t mind an ugly kid...


if looks run in the family then I think that you are prepping yourself for the future there
Title: Re: What would you do if you had a ugly child?
Post by: keanu on September 15, 2010, 10:34:22 AM
My kid turned out really handsome, like my wife, with a couple of my best features. It's a genetic crapshoot. I didn't look nearly as good. David Beckham is one of the best looking men ever (no homo), his younger sister is hot, his older sister is very ugly. Hideous. Same parents.

If my next kid is ugly or not very bright I'd love him/her even more. In the end we have to prepare them for life and love them as much as possible.
Title: Re: What would you do if you had a ugly child?
Post by: trustnoone on September 15, 2010, 10:40:17 AM
I'm sure the parents of Goodrum, uberwoman, un_hung db0000 and trustnoanal could tell us a thing or two
Where do you get the nerve?


Look at you ! JUST LOOK AT YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=193110.0;attach=224472;image)
Title: Re: What would you do if you had a ugly child?
Post by: ToxicAvenger on September 15, 2010, 05:43:38 PM
if looks run in the family then I think that you are prepping yourself for the future there

so says the ugly piece of shit that is too afraid to post a pic  :-\
Title: Re: What would you do if you had a ugly child?
Post by: dov on September 15, 2010, 05:52:47 PM
This is one of many reasons that me will never hav kids. I'm a good lookn diude but even so, its ALWAYS a craps shoot
Title: Re: What would you do if you had a ugly child?
Post by: ToxicAvenger on September 15, 2010, 05:54:13 PM
This is one of many reasons that me will never hav kids. I'm a good lookn diude but even so, its ALWAYS a craps shoot

i wont ever have kids cause i'm wayyy to selfish  ;D
Title: Re: What would you do if you had a ugly child?
Post by: dov on September 15, 2010, 06:09:37 PM
Well if u hav kid he b a godamm good swimmer I know that's right
Title: Re: What would you do if you had a ugly child?
Post by: ToxicAvenger on September 15, 2010, 06:13:21 PM
Well if u hav kid he b a godamm good swimmer I know that's right

okie..but i dont know of any ex pakistani guys that can swim well  :-\
Title: Re: What would you do if you had a ugly child?
Post by: Lundgren on September 15, 2010, 06:15:03 PM
okie..but i dont know of any ex pakistani guys that can swim well  :-\
So they kick out the fags?
Title: Re: What would you do if you had a ugly child?
Post by: ToxicAvenger on September 15, 2010, 06:15:56 PM
So they kick out the fags?

yeah slippy its a muslim thing  :-\
Title: Re: What would you do if you had a ugly child?
Post by: HTexan on September 15, 2010, 06:19:08 PM
yeah slippy its a muslim thing  :-\
nah, they glued shut their gay people’s rectums and they force-fed them laxatives and water until their insides explode.
Title: Re: What would you do if you had a ugly child?
Post by: ToxicAvenger on September 15, 2010, 06:24:37 PM
nah, they glued shut their gay people’s rectums and they force-fed them laxatives and water until their insides explode.

u missed out ...lund sounds too much like slippy...

if you dont know who slippy is..

go away noob  >:(
Title: Re: What would you do if you had a ugly child?
Post by: Howard on September 15, 2010, 06:43:16 PM
I was in line at the store yesterday, and saw a mother with what looked to be her son, at least that is still what I think he/she/it was. Torn shirt, long hair, and moobs/boobs? Look like he/she/it was a emo/death metal/skater/punk reject...

So if your kids were ugly what would you do? Play along, treat them like Normal?

I'm talking butt ugly, like almost in Brian Pepper's league. Really, would you down play it as the child got older, encourage your son to do sports, business, etc? Or if you had a daughter, encourage her to become a doctor, lawyer, etc. And it would be possibly a relief that she might not get impregnated early, if ever, but if you had son, unless he is rich, he ain't gonna get laid...

Could you deal with your kids being called "Skeletor", "Ugly Betty", "Sasquatch", etc, or in the back of your

mind, would you agree..And if you had a prettier/handsome child, would you be more proud of that one or treat that one differently than the "hide under stairs ugly" child?
Now you know thre truth of why I never had kids. Sadly Goodrum may end up having 10 ugly little bastards when he mates with skanks even more ugly then him hehehe
Title: Re: What would you do if you had a ugly child?
Post by: Parker on September 15, 2010, 06:45:53 PM
so says the ugly piece of shit that is too afraid to post a pic  :-\
Toxie, Salvatore is JNN, and he has posted plenty of pics....plenty, let me reinterate that, plenty of pics, mucho pictoras...
Title: Re: What would you do if you had a ugly child?
Post by: Lundgren on September 15, 2010, 06:47:19 PM
Toxie, Salvatore is JNN, and he has posted plenty of pics....plenty, let me reinterate that, plenty of pics, mucho pictoras...
ROFL  someone just got owned :o
Title: Re: What would you do if you had a ugly child?
Post by: Parker on September 15, 2010, 07:02:27 PM
ROFL  someone just got owned :o
No, actually I was being tongue in cheek...I didn't want anymore Salvatore in underwear-Kissy face,  swooped over-gel haired, tanned shots...or a ripped t shirt while in the shower shot, or the lying nude on the bed shot...
Title: Re: What would you do if you had a ugly child?
Post by: noworries on September 15, 2010, 09:19:10 PM
Where do you get the nerve?


Look at you ! JUST LOOK AT YOU!!!!!!!!!!!



Still waiting for your pic pussy.  You must look a whole worse than me is you are afraid and embarassed to post your photo.  Man, you sure are lucky  we have the internet.  How else can you pretend to be something you are not.  Face it, you are a faceless pussy with a big mouth and nothing to back it up.  ahahahahaha gotta love you pussies.
Title: Re: What would you do if you had a ugly child?
Post by: CalvinH on September 16, 2010, 07:03:57 AM
Well chaos's parents kept him so I guess I would to if I had an ugly kid :-\