What would you do if you had a ugly child?

[Mr. Magoo]

Sal is quite the hot little number.

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[johnnynoname]

look....i'm not ugly

...and I will not have ugly offspring because I will have sex with either a black or asian woman and everybody know that whenever you cross races/ethnicities you ALWAYS have good looking offspring

[Lundgren]

look....i'm not ugly

...and I will not have ugly offspring because I will have sex with either a black or asian woman and everybody know that whenever you cross races/ethnicities you ALWAYS have good looking offspring

Lol I am kidding dude. Not that it should matter I'm quite good looking and it don't help . It's not important.

Anyhow I got some nate blood in my family, as do many of my family and friends. So this race shit to me is a fucking joke. Culture well that's something different all together.

[myt1]

I'd name it Vince Goodrum.  Just for consistency's sake

[AC Slater]

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[noworries]

I'm sure the parents of Goodrum, uberwoman, un_hung db0000 and trustnoanal could tell us a thing or two

[Tito24]

...and I will not have ugly offspring because I will have sex with either a black or asian woman and everybody know that whenever you cross races/ethnicities you ALWAYS have good looking offspring

very true, some good looking half bloods i know have butt ugly white fathers haha.

[_bruce_]

I'm a freetime cosmetic surgeon so...
I would take an olympic bar and rearrange the child's face.

[Parker]

look....i'm not ugly

...and I will not have ugly offspring because I will have sex with either a black or asian woman and everybody know that whenever you cross races/ethnicities you ALWAYS have good looking offspring

Wrong, look at Paul Dillett, his dad is white, mom is black...No Shemar Moore is he.

[phreak]

So if your kids were ugly what would you do?

Sue Durex.

[Parker]

Sue Durex.

And they would say, "Not our fault you screwd a ugly chick. ANd condoms are not 100%...sorry pal, enjoy your Harlequin baby..."

[phreak]

And they would say, "Not our fault you screwd a ugly chick. ANd condoms are not 100%...sorry pal, enjoy your Harlequin baby..."

And I'd say: "It was a MAN, baby!" 

[G_Thang]

Wrong, look at Paul Dillett, his dad is white, mom is black...No Shemar Moore is he.

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maybe they look more like heidi when they grow up.  you'd think with heidi's looks they would have look like rick fox.

in the background asian men are ugly as the f##k.  thank god for their women.
  

[Parker]

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maybe they look more like heidi when they grow up.  you'd think with heidi's looks they would have look like rick fox.

in the background asian men are ugly as the f##k.  thank god for their women.
  

The way it may bne looking, a lot of Chinese men might be looking for their wives else where, and have the money to do so...

Heidi Klum is a average looking woman, but when the make up is applied she is a 15. You can see that the kids take after their father, just look at the facial expression, the width of the eyebrows, cheeks and chin.

 There was a poor man's Shemar Moore that used to work at the grocery store, look just like SHemar in the face, but was lighter...

[Parker]

BTW, I had become a ugly child, teeth soo buck, that I resembled the Beaver on my bookbag, and I was wondering why they were asking me to play the Beaver in the elementary school play...luckily braces were added to reign in the ever growing rodent teeth...

[Tito24]

imagine getting a child with red hair

[The Wizard of Truth]

imagine getting a child with red hair

My worst nightmare, hence marrying a japanese girl

[Lundgren]

The way it may bne looking, a lot of Chinese men might be looking for their wives else where, and have the money to do so...

Where? Chinese woman don't even like their men. It's hard to imagine anyone liking them there immature girls, in the past their men were men now their gamers kids who still treat their women like kids. "Fuck off Honey I'm about to roast some Zerg."

Don't worry I'm not racist as I"m probally gonna have me a little hapa running around myself.

[G_Thang]

My worst nightmare, hence marrying a japanese girl

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          uncle got Japanese wife and brought mistress stateside with him.  both hot women in my book.  might get me 2 or 3 in the end. problem is they like damn invertebrates.        

[The Wizard of Truth]

Im pretty sure she has a spine, although I have never seen it

[The Wizard of Truth]

On one hand it would be a good thing havin an ugly child cos child molesters wouldnt wanna fuck it

[ToxicAvenger]

i wou;dn;t mind an ugly kid...

i sure as hell would not put up with a stupid one

[johnnynoname]

i wou;dn;t mind an ugly kid...

if looks run in the family then I think that you are prepping yourself for the future there

[keanu]

My kid turned out really handsome, like my wife, with a couple of my best features. It's a genetic crapshoot. I didn't look nearly as good. David Beckham is one of the best looking men ever (no homo), his younger sister is hot, his older sister is very ugly. Hideous. Same parents.

If my next kid is ugly or not very bright I'd love him/her even more. In the end we have to prepare them for life and love them as much as possible.

[trustnoone]

I'm sure the parents of Goodrum, uberwoman, un_hung db0000 and trustnoanal could tell us a thing or two

Where do you get the nerve?


Look at you ! JUST LOOK AT YOU!!!!!!!!!!!