Getbig.com: American Bodybuilding, Fitness and Figure

Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: disturbia on September 22, 2010, 01:31:41 PM

Title: Mormons just Visited
Post by: disturbia on September 22, 2010, 01:31:41 PM
and laying RIGHT BESIDE my computer desk is bottle of olive oil and clean up towel

oops

ftw   :D :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: Mormons just Visited
Post by: Master Blaster on September 22, 2010, 01:33:15 PM
and laying RIGHT BESIDE my computer desk is bottle of olive oil and clean up towel

oops

ftw   :D :D :D :D :D

Did you fuck them?
Title: Re: Mormons just Visited
Post by: disturbia on September 22, 2010, 01:34:16 PM
Did you fuck them?

no I dont think thats part of the protocol

am I mistaken?

I need to be advised beforehand
Title: Re: Mormons just Visited
Post by: #1 Klaus fan on September 22, 2010, 01:37:09 PM
Olive oil?  ???
Title: Re: Mormons just Visited
Post by: mass 04 on September 22, 2010, 01:37:55 PM
Olive oil?  ???
Johnny Paintcan moved to Utah apparently.
Title: Re: Mormons just Visited
Post by: disturbia on September 22, 2010, 01:45:10 PM
Olive oil?  ???

I find it more ummmm of a pleasant lubricant than lotion when viewing certain web sites  ::)
Title: Re: Mormons just Visited
Post by: SS on September 22, 2010, 01:45:55 PM
You should of spat in their faces.
Title: Re: Mormons just Visited
Post by: disturbia on September 22, 2010, 01:48:03 PM
You should of spat in their faces.

nah they didnt do anything wrong to me,....I actually dont mind them,...better than being out robbing and killing,....good kids
Title: Re: Mormons just Visited
Post by: The Showstoppa on September 22, 2010, 01:54:22 PM
nah they didnt do anything wrong to me,....I actually dont mind them,...better than being out robbing and killing,....good kids

Have to agree.  I don't agree with Mormons theology, but they are a harmless bunch.
Title: Re: Mormons just Visited
Post by: gatorr on September 22, 2010, 01:55:24 PM
Female? Hot? Did you consider de-virgining her? If no then why not?
Title: Re: Mormons just Visited
Post by: SS on September 22, 2010, 01:56:04 PM
nah they didnt do anything wrong to me,....I actually dont mind them,...better than being out robbing and killing,....good kids
Neither did the people on the street when you were gonna video it ;D


Back in AZ they would out riding their bikes on 112 degree days with their ties and back packs and helmets.
Title: Re: Mormons just Visited
Post by: disturbia on September 22, 2010, 01:59:43 PM
Neither did the people on the street when you were gonna video it ;D


Back in AZ they would out riding their bikes on 112 degree days with their ties and back packs and helmets.

ya
well
thems the breaks  ;D
Title: Re: Mormons just Visited
Post by: Master Blaster on September 22, 2010, 02:06:44 PM
I find it more ummmm of a pleasant lubricant than lotion when viewing certain web sites  ::)

mix in some vinegar and you could have a fucking salad
Title: Re: Mormons just Visited
Post by: The True Adonis on September 22, 2010, 02:09:42 PM
LOLOLOLOLOL You couldn`t even intimidate a pack of bike riding Moromons.

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Pu6NBxIKNzI/Sa7J8R8pmNI/AAAAAAAADHw/BH20IsWCmUA/s400/paul.jpg)
Title: Re: Mormons just Visited
Post by: SS on September 22, 2010, 02:10:50 PM
mix in some vinegar and you could have a fucking salad
So I take it you like to toss the salad?
Title: Re: Mormons just Visited
Post by: Master Blaster on September 22, 2010, 02:11:57 PM
So I take it you like to toss the salad?

I was hoping someone would hit that.  ;D
Title: Re: Mormons just Visited
Post by: disturbia on September 22, 2010, 02:13:06 PM
LOLOLOLOLOL You couldn`t even intimidate a pack of bike riding Moromons.

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Pu6NBxIKNzI/Sa7J8R8pmNI/AAAAAAAADHw/BH20IsWCmUA/s400/paul.jpg)

why would I intimiddate them?
I invited them in to say their peace and I listened and thanked them for the visit.

What kind of idiot would intimidate them?
They dont have a stitch of arrogance and are very humble, and I respect that.
The thing I hate more in life than anything is arrogance,....I believe arrogant people should be killed. The world would be a better place.

good grief man, intimidating Mormons, what a loser you are
Title: Re: Mormons just Visited
Post by: The True Adonis on September 22, 2010, 02:18:48 PM
why would I intimiddate them?
I invited them in to say their peace and I listened and thanked them for the visit.

What kind of idiot would intimidate them?
They dont have a stitch of arrogance and are very humble, and I respect that.
The thing I hate more in life than anything is arrogance,....I believe arrogant people should be killed. The world would be a better place.

good grief man, intimidating Mormons, what a loser you are
Obviously you fail miserably at being intimidating (something you pride yourself on and base your whole existence on and supposedly make a living with) if some upright nancy boy deluded Mormons didn`t even think twice about knocking on your door.  Mormons aren`t exactly keen on putting themselves in places or with people who may be dangerous.

Apparently you are mostly harmless and certainly not scary in any way.  At least the Moromons were able to confrim what I already suspected.
Title: Re: Mormons just Visited
Post by: Master Blaster on September 22, 2010, 02:19:04 PM
why would I intimiddate them?
I invited them in to say their peace and I listened and thanked them for the visit.

What kind of idiot would intimidate them?
They dont have a stitch of arrogance and are very humble, and I respect that.
The thing I hate more in life than anything is arrogance,....I believe arrogant people should be killed. The world would be a better place.

good grief man, intimidating Mormons, what a loser you are

I thought he said there is no such thing as intimidation? Besides he would just offer them centenial jamberry cake with ambrosia frosting and tell them how "cool" was to be an Athiest and how he used to dress up as a sexy lady every Satuday night and go to Rocky Horror with all the other queer baits he hangs with.   ;D
Title: Re: Mormons just Visited
Post by: Lundgren on September 22, 2010, 02:20:27 PM
Just tell him your devote Facist.
Title: Re: Mormons just Visited
Post by: dr.chimps on September 22, 2010, 02:22:21 PM
nah they didnt do anything wrong to me,....I actually dont mind them,...better than being out robbing and killing,....good kids
Little did they know how close they got to being buried in your crawlspace.  ;D
Title: Re: Mormons just Visited
Post by: disturbia on September 22, 2010, 02:22:30 PM
Obviously you fail miserably at being intimidating (something you pride yourself on and base your whole existence on and supposedly make a living with) if some upright nancy boy deluded Mormons didn`t even think twice about knocking on your door.  Mormons aren`t exactly keen on putting themselves in places or with people who may be dangerous.

Apparently you are mostly harmless and certainly not scary in any way.  At least the Moromons were able to confrim what I already suspected.

you just dont read do you, all you do is focus on what you write.

They arent arrogant. Because of that I am super nice to them, as I am to all non arrogant people.
So I talked to them whereas most people tell them to f off.

it simply boils down to one fact---I dislike arrogant people---big deal
Title: Re: Mormons just Visited
Post by: The True Adonis on September 22, 2010, 02:23:56 PM
I thought he said there is no such thing as intimidation? Besides he would just offer them centenial jamberry cake with ambrosia frosting and tell them how "cool" was to be an Athiest and how he used to dress up as a sexy lady every Satuday night and go to Rocky Horror with all the other queer baits he hangs with.   ;D
2 Things.

The Frosting base is cooling as we speak.  I had to make a Caramel base with CornStarch and now it has to cool.

2nd thing, some Mormons came up to me when I was walking my dogs earlier this summer.  I told them I don`t believe in god or any religion and that its all a sham.  They then asked, "how did you arrive at that".
To which I said, Reason, Science, Evidence.....You know, basically being alive.  Then I went on about Albert Einstein, Carl Sagan and some others......They didn`t last long before they scooted off.  I am sure they felt dumber than they ever have in their life.  I was ecstatic.
Title: Re: Mormons just Visited
Post by: The True Adonis on September 22, 2010, 02:24:58 PM
I also refused their literature they wanted to give me and refused any information about their website.  It was great to see the reaction bloom across their faces after that.
Title: Re: Mormons just Visited
Post by: disturbia on September 22, 2010, 02:25:48 PM
can we start a "get disturbia across the border" fund?
Title: Re: Mormons just Visited
Post by: HTexan on September 22, 2010, 02:28:12 PM
I find it more ummmm of a pleasant lubricant than lotion when viewing certain web sites  ::)
you should try gun oil.
http://www.gunoil.com/
Title: Re: Mormons just Visited
Post by: The True Adonis on September 22, 2010, 02:30:16 PM
can we start a "get disturbia across the border" fund?
How much do you need?  I`d love to have you over for dinner (Jezebelle and i`ll cook) and then the next night we could go get some Barbecue.  I will even let you use the computer to post on Getbig.
Title: Re: Mormons just Visited
Post by: disturbia on September 22, 2010, 02:31:37 PM
I also refused their literature they wanted to give me and refused any information about their website.  It was great to see the reaction bloom across their faces after that.

you mean the same old reaction they get from hundreds of people every week who refuse the same literature that you refused,....which groups you into just the same group of random nobody's. And you think you got a special reaction out of them? AHAHAHHAHAAHHAHA.  You're arrogant and retarded
Title: Re: Mormons just Visited
Post by: The True Adonis on September 22, 2010, 02:32:04 PM
Oh and don`t forget the Hush Puppies and Slaw.  I am sure you will absolutely adore them both.
Title: Re: Mormons just Visited
Post by: disturbia on September 22, 2010, 02:33:07 PM
How much do you need?  I`d love to have you over for dinner (Jezebelle and i`ll cook) and then the next night we could go get some Barbecue.  I will even let you use the computer to post on Getbig.

why in Gods name would I want to come see you if I ever got across the border? I instantly go to California if I ever get across and hang out with Chaos, who is a decent person.

LOLOLOL  What is wrong with you? You think Mormons get special reactions from you, you think I wanna visit you? What is wrong with your head?
Title: Re: Mormons just Visited
Post by: Lundgren on September 22, 2010, 02:33:48 PM
you mean the same old reaction they get from hundreds of people every week who refuse the same literature that you refused,....which groups you into just the same group of random nobody's. And you think you got a special reaction out of them? AHAHAHHAHAAHHAHA.  You're arrogant and retarded
Truer thing has never been said. They'll just think they have mental health issues and move along.
Title: Re: Mormons just Visited
Post by: disturbia on September 22, 2010, 02:34:24 PM
you should try gun oil.
http://www.gunoil.com/

on the bottom it had a thing "where to find us next" and it said---INternational Lingerie Show----what in the?
Title: Re: Mormons just Visited
Post by: Parker on September 22, 2010, 02:35:08 PM
Did you fuck them?
Mormons could be a lot more effective in converting people if they employed their women to share their godly knowledge by doing this...
Title: Re: Mormons just Visited
Post by: The True Adonis on September 22, 2010, 02:36:06 PM
why in Gods name would I want to come see you if I ever got across the border? I instantly go to California if I ever get across and hang out with Chaos, who is a decent person.

LOLOLOL  What is wrong with you? You think Mormons get special reactions from you, you think I wanna visit you? What is wrong with your head?
Oh.  I thought you wanted to come across to beat me up.  I was going to cook a meal for you and then go out to eat perhaps the next night before you beat me up.  That was all.  I guess thats out now.  Thanksalot!!!
Title: Re: Mormons just Visited
Post by: disturbia on September 22, 2010, 02:36:31 PM
Truer thing has never been said. They'll just think they have mental health issues and move along.

Its so priceless--he thinks he is special and better than everyone,....he's just another shmuck like you and me and everyone else goin day to day. We are not unique and special,,,AT ALL
Title: Re: Mormons just Visited
Post by: disturbia on September 22, 2010, 02:39:03 PM
Oh.  I thought you wanted to come across to beat me up.  I was going to cook a meal for you and then go out to eat perhaps the next night before you beat me up.  That was all.  I guess thats out now.  Thanksalot!!!

i wouldnt waste my time on you if I got across the border.  You just have a little act on here to try and get under peoples skin. And ya, it used to work on me. Now i see it for what it is, something you do to kill time on here. Its old, its done, it doesnt even raise a flag with me anymore.  Truthfully, in the end, when I see it without distorted mind, its pretty sad.  But, thats your thing, so be it
Title: Re: Mormons just Visited
Post by: The True Adonis on September 22, 2010, 02:39:23 PM
Its so priceless--he thinks he is special and better than everyone,....he's just another shmuck like you and me and everyone else goin day to day. We are not unique and special,,,AT ALL
Exactly.  None of us is going to ever write Beethoven`s Ninth Symphony anyways so you might as well come down here so you can beat me up.  I figure I need a good smacking around by an unknown oaf.  It might do me some good.  It will certainly satisfy your violent urge perhaps enough that you may have to change your stinky shorts afterwards.

I guess thats not going to happen though, seeing as you`d rather beat someone else up in California.  :-\
Title: Re: Mormons just Visited
Post by: SS on September 22, 2010, 02:40:27 PM
why in Gods name would I want to come see you if I ever got across the border? I instantly go to California if I ever get across and hang out with Chaos, who is a decent person.

LOLOLOL  What is wrong with you? You think Mormons get special reactions from you, you think I wanna visit you? What is wrong with your head?
UM UM! You must stop in the Chi and pick me up.
Title: Re: Mormons just Visited
Post by: disturbia on September 22, 2010, 02:40:45 PM
Exactly.  None of us is going to ever write Beethoven`s Ninth Symphony anyways so you might as well come down here so you can beat me up.  I figure I need a good smacking around by an unknown oaf.  It might do me some good.  It will certainly satisfy your violent urge perhaps enough that you may have to change your stinky shorts afterwards.

I guess thats not going to happen though, seeing as you`d rather beat someone else up in California.  :-\

Adonis,
its time to move on to someone else
you just bore me now
Title: Re: Mormons just Visited
Post by: The True Adonis on September 22, 2010, 02:41:06 PM
i wouldnt waste my time on you if I got across the border.  You just have a little act on here to try and get under peoples skin. And ya, it used to work on me. Now i see it for what it is, something you do to kill time on here. Its old, its done, it doesnt even raise a flag with me anymore.  Truthfully, in the end, when I see it without distorted mind, its pretty sad.  But, thats your thing, so be it
Well I do have 15 more mintues for my Caramel Miracle Frosting to cool.  So I will grace you at least for that long.
Title: Re: Mormons just Visited
Post by: disturbia on September 22, 2010, 02:42:15 PM
UM UM! You must stop in the Chi and pick me up.

I remember about one week before my first criminal charge a group of us were gonna drive down to Chicago, try and see a Notre Dame game in South Bend andthen go to this Steak and Cigar place in Chicago. It was years ago, cant remember the name but it looked spectacular
Title: Re: Mormons just Visited
Post by: The True Adonis on September 22, 2010, 02:43:47 PM
I remember about one week before my first criminal charge a group of us were gonna drive down to Chicago, try and see a Notre Dame game in South Bend andthen go to this Steak and Cigar place in Chicago. It was years ago, cant remember the name but it looked spectacular
Do you put the cigars up your butt ever?
Title: Re: Mormons just Visited
Post by: disturbia on September 22, 2010, 02:46:18 PM
Do you put the cigars up your butt ever?

once yup
Title: Re: Mormons just Visited
Post by: The True Adonis on September 22, 2010, 02:46:45 PM
once yup
What was the outcome/verdict?
Title: Re: Mormons just Visited
Post by: disturbia on September 22, 2010, 02:48:22 PM
What was the outcome/verdict?

didnt smoke it, it was a cheapy, I had an itchy, probably hemorroid, cigar was all i had, finger wasnt goin there
Title: Re: Mormons just Visited
Post by: Howard on September 22, 2010, 02:48:37 PM
LOLOLOLOLOL You couldn`t even intimidate a pack of bike riding Moromons.

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Pu6NBxIKNzI/Sa7J8R8pmNI/AAAAAAAADHw/BH20IsWCmUA/s400/paul.jpg)
LOL, good one TA.

I actually invited them in once. I told them up front, I followed no religion but had studied all of 'em and knew the Mormon faith. I asked if it was ok if I asked sincere questions.They smiled and said that was fine.
It was a decent, polite and very civil debate and I had my wife make them dinner.
They were often perplexed and curious about the questions I asked and said they had never thought about my concerns  before.
They told me they would be happy to consult with a chursh elder and see if they could give me answers.
I invied them back so we could talk more and give them dinner the next week.
In brief, they called me back and said that church elders said they were not allowed to come back and speak with me, again.
Title: Re: Mormons just Visited
Post by: Howard on September 22, 2010, 02:51:16 PM
I remember about one week before my first criminal charge a group of us were gonna drive down to Chicago, try and see a Notre Dame game in South Bend andthen go to this Steak and Cigar place in Chicago. It was years ago, cant remember the name but it looked spectacular
What was the nature of the criminal charge?
Title: Re: Mormons just Visited
Post by: disturbia on September 22, 2010, 02:57:48 PM
What was the nature of the criminal charge?

get
the royally fuck
out of any of my threads

I despise you, this isnt a board act. In a pm I will say the same thing. I fuking hate you

dont post in my threads
Title: Re: Mormons just Visited
Post by: disturbia on September 22, 2010, 02:59:24 PM
there Adonis
wanna get under my skin
go through fuktards posts and post like he does

and watch me go mental
Title: Re: Mormons just Visited
Post by: Master Blaster on September 22, 2010, 03:13:03 PM
there Adonis
wanna get under my skin
go through fuktards posts and post like he does

and watch me go mental

This is where we used to say:

"Is there something?"
Title: Re: Mormons just Visited
Post by: disturbia on September 22, 2010, 03:17:58 PM
This is where we used to say:

"Is there something?"

yeah there is
I just think H----d (cant say it I get mad) is a full blown creepy pedophile----I've never felt as strongly about someone on the net about this as I do about him. He is just the absolute weirdest, creepiest disgusting person. I wouldnt want to see him around kids  EVER
Title: Re: Mormons just Visited
Post by: HTexan on September 22, 2010, 03:42:31 PM
on the bottom it had a thing "where to find us next" and it said---INternational Lingerie Show----what in the?
models like it in the butt? ;D

seriously, used http://www.cheaplubes.com/gunoilh20lube.aspx
Title: Re: Mormons just Visited
Post by: Master Blaster on September 22, 2010, 03:48:07 PM
yeah there is
I just think H----d (cant say it I get mad) is a full blown creepy pedophile----I've never felt as strongly about someone on the net about this as I do about him. He is just the absolute weirdest, creepiest disgusting person. I wouldnt want to see him around kids  EVER

Dude, he's rocking the blue stars!  :o

Better watch what we say.  ::)
Title: Re: Mormons just Visited
Post by: disturbia on September 22, 2010, 03:49:43 PM
Dude, he's rocking the blue stars!  :o

Better watch what we say.  ::)

oooo my bad
Im sure he likes wearing the thong while cruising the local schools with "the shocker" attached to his genitals for that moment of extreme pleasure
Title: Re: Mormons just Visited
Post by: Master Blaster on September 22, 2010, 03:55:10 PM
oooo my bad
Im sure he likes wearing the thong while cruising the local schools with "the shocker" attached to his genitals for that moment of extreme pleasure

"Sorry officer, I was just doing research for a book I'm writing"  :)
Title: Re: Mormons just Visited
Post by: HTexan on September 22, 2010, 03:57:51 PM
"Sorry officer, I was just doing research for a book I'm writing"  :)
hey, that works ;D
Title: Re: Mormons just Visited
Post by: The Ugly on September 22, 2010, 04:13:07 PM
i wouldnt waste my time on you if I got across the border.  You just have a little act on here to try and get under peoples skin. And ya, it used to work on me. Now i see it for what it is, something you do to kill time on here. Its old, its done, it doesnt even raise a flag with me anymore.  Truthfully, in the end, when I see it without distorted mind, its pretty sad.  But, thats your thing, so be it

If you ever change your mind and decide to code a boot up his duello, film that shit.
Title: Re: Mormons just Visited
Post by: The True Adonis on September 22, 2010, 04:18:35 PM
I like Howard a lot actually.  He is one of the good dudes here.  Why the intense hatred?   ???

Title: Re: Mormons just Visited
Post by: disturbia on September 22, 2010, 04:25:55 PM
I like Howard a lot actually.  He is one of the good dudes here.  Why the intense hatred?   ???



you just come in here and say that to be different and try to get arise out of me

move on son, those days are over