Mormons just Visited

[disturbia]

and laying RIGHT BESIDE my computer desk is bottle of olive oil and clean up towel

oops

ftw   

[Master Blaster]

and laying RIGHT BESIDE my computer desk is bottle of olive oil and clean up towel

oops

ftw   

Did you fuck them?

[disturbia]

Did you fuck them?

no I dont think thats part of the protocol

am I mistaken?

I need to be advised beforehand

[#1 Klaus fan]

Olive oil? 

[mass 04]

Olive oil? 

Johnny Paintcan moved to Utah apparently.

[disturbia]

Olive oil? 

I find it more ummmm of a pleasant lubricant than lotion when viewing certain web sites 

[SS]

You should of spat in their faces.

[disturbia]

You should of spat in their faces.

nah they didnt do anything wrong to me,....I actually dont mind them,...better than being out robbing and killing,....good kids

[The Showstoppa]

nah they didnt do anything wrong to me,....I actually dont mind them,...better than being out robbing and killing,....good kids

Have to agree.  I don't agree with Mormons theology, but they are a harmless bunch.

[gatorr]

Female? Hot? Did you consider de-virgining her? If no then why not?

[SS]

nah they didnt do anything wrong to me,....I actually dont mind them,...better than being out robbing and killing,....good kids

Neither did the people on the street when you were gonna video it


Back in AZ they would out riding their bikes on 112 degree days with their ties and back packs and helmets.

[disturbia]

Neither did the people on the street when you were gonna video it


Back in AZ they would out riding their bikes on 112 degree days with their ties and back packs and helmets.

ya
well
thems the breaks 

[Master Blaster]

I find it more ummmm of a pleasant lubricant than lotion when viewing certain web sites 

mix in some vinegar and you could have a fucking salad

[The True Adonis]

LOLOLOLOLOL You couldn`t even intimidate a pack of bike riding Moromons.

[SS]

mix in some vinegar and you could have a fucking salad

So I take it you like to toss the salad?

[Master Blaster]

So I take it you like to toss the salad?

I was hoping someone would hit that. 

[disturbia]

LOLOLOLOLOL You couldn`t even intimidate a pack of bike riding Moromons.

why would I intimiddate them?
I invited them in to say their peace and I listened and thanked them for the visit.

What kind of idiot would intimidate them?
They dont have a stitch of arrogance and are very humble, and I respect that.
The thing I hate more in life than anything is arrogance,....I believe arrogant people should be killed. The world would be a better place.

good grief man, intimidating Mormons, what a loser you are

[The True Adonis]

why would I intimiddate them?
I invited them in to say their peace and I listened and thanked them for the visit.

What kind of idiot would intimidate them?
They dont have a stitch of arrogance and are very humble, and I respect that.
The thing I hate more in life than anything is arrogance,....I believe arrogant people should be killed. The world would be a better place.

good grief man, intimidating Mormons, what a loser you are

Obviously you fail miserably at being intimidating (something you pride yourself on and base your whole existence on and supposedly make a living with) if some upright nancy boy deluded Mormons didn`t even think twice about knocking on your door.  Mormons aren`t exactly keen on putting themselves in places or with people who may be dangerous.

Apparently you are mostly harmless and certainly not scary in any way.  At least the Moromons were able to confrim what I already suspected.

[Master Blaster]

why would I intimiddate them?
I invited them in to say their peace and I listened and thanked them for the visit.

What kind of idiot would intimidate them?
They dont have a stitch of arrogance and are very humble, and I respect that.
The thing I hate more in life than anything is arrogance,....I believe arrogant people should be killed. The world would be a better place.

good grief man, intimidating Mormons, what a loser you are

I thought he said there is no such thing as intimidation? Besides he would just offer them centenial jamberry cake with ambrosia frosting and tell them how "cool" was to be an Athiest and how he used to dress up as a sexy lady every Satuday night and go to Rocky Horror with all the other queer baits he hangs with.   

[Lundgren]

Just tell him your devote Facist.

[dr.chimps]

nah they didnt do anything wrong to me,....I actually dont mind them,...better than being out robbing and killing,....good kids

Little did they know how close they got to being buried in your crawlspace. 

[disturbia]

Obviously you fail miserably at being intimidating (something you pride yourself on and base your whole existence on and supposedly make a living with) if some upright nancy boy deluded Mormons didn`t even think twice about knocking on your door.  Mormons aren`t exactly keen on putting themselves in places or with people who may be dangerous.

Apparently you are mostly harmless and certainly not scary in any way.  At least the Moromons were able to confrim what I already suspected.

you just dont read do you, all you do is focus on what you write.

They arent arrogant. Because of that I am super nice to them, as I am to all non arrogant people.
So I talked to them whereas most people tell them to f off.

it simply boils down to one fact---I dislike arrogant people---big deal

[The True Adonis]

I thought he said there is no such thing as intimidation? Besides he would just offer them centenial jamberry cake with ambrosia frosting and tell them how "cool" was to be an Athiest and how he used to dress up as a sexy lady every Satuday night and go to Rocky Horror with all the other queer baits he hangs with.   

2 Things.

The Frosting base is cooling as we speak.  I had to make a Caramel base with CornStarch and now it has to cool.

2nd thing, some Mormons came up to me when I was walking my dogs earlier this summer.  I told them I don`t believe in god or any religion and that its all a sham.  They then asked, "how did you arrive at that".
To which I said, Reason, Science, Evidence.....You know, basically being alive.  Then I went on about Albert Einstein, Carl Sagan and some others......They didn`t last long before they scooted off.  I am sure they felt dumber than they ever have in their life.  I was ecstatic.

[The True Adonis]

I also refused their literature they wanted to give me and refused any information about their website.  It was great to see the reaction bloom across their faces after that.

[disturbia]

can we start a "get disturbia across the border" fund?