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Walked to the store, walking back, cross the street.
2 cars waiting, 1 accelerates nearly hits me, I throw my drink at it
2 guys about my size but 20 years younger get out of car.
Dont say a word, simply lay me out.
Oh well, shit happens. I bit off more than I could chew and they dealt with it. Good for them for manning up. No marks on me, well, a scratch on my hand, but thats it.
all right you haters of me, have your fun
Adonis gonna love this one
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Well. "Hate" is a strong word.
;D
On the upside, it may have improved your looks. Hope you're ok, tuff guy.
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Did he have a big nose and near-20" arms?
Hope you're alright in seriousness.
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what kind of drink did you throw at them?
if they're Pepsi guys, a coca-cola might get them seeing red.
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what kind of drink did you throw at them?
if they're Pepsi guys, a coca-cola might get them seeing red.
that must be it
it was a coke zero
Im fine, I got knocked around and life goes on, not the first time, probably not the last
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i hav never lost a fight.....whats that even like?
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See I always figured you for a Slushy guy.
Was it at least a big gulp? Doesn't seem fair to get smacked around for just 12oz.
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Was it fatpanda? i bet it was fatpanda and his friend
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See I always figured you for a Slushy guy.
Was it at least a big gulp? Doesn't seem fair to get smacked around for just 12oz.
it was the promotional WWE Super Big Gulp---dont tell Salvation, he will be heartbroken
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Was it fatpanda? i bet it was fatpanda and his friend
not unless their skin color changed
Im about 99.995 positive it was players from our local CFL football team. With the american accents, the athletic build and the fact that the license plate was one of those promotional ones for the CFL team. Or maybe it was those mormons, damn those mormons
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Was it fatpanda? i bet it was fatpanda and his friend
hahahaha at fatpanda having friends ;D
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The only way to find out if your'e a real badass is to get your ass kicked once in awhile. You have to learn to take a punch- or two- by the third one, you should be throwing down your own pretty hard.
I always thought it might be a good experience to get hit by Chuck Liddell... and then ask for his autograph. Wait.. technically, the incisions on my face would be his autograph...
Let me think some more...
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Pics or bs :D
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it was the promotional WWE Super Big Gulp---dont tell Salvation, he will be heartbroken
I was hoping it was a 897589047358907438057839 0 gram protein shake :-\
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Pics or bs :D
pics of what?
instant replay?
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This is when I'd find the car at the arena and key the shit out of it.
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pics of what?
instant replay?
Bruises? WWE Cup? ANYTHING?
I just like to look at you (no homo). 8)
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This is when I'd find the car at the arena and key the shit out of it flip it over, and set it on fire.
FIXED!!! we are talking about disturbia here...
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This is when I'd find the car at the arena and key the shit out of it.
Ya getting revenge is like a dish of cold cuts.
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ninjas are very active right before the olympia
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you know what in all truth
and call it gay or whatever
tonight I realized I am in my mid 40's, not half as tough as I used to be, and need to grow the fuck up sometimes.
Maybe getting knocked around a bit is the best thing that coulda happened to me.
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Ya getting revenge is like a dish of cold cuts.
See I'm a beta twink we don't do well one on one. But we hold grudges for a long fucking time. A guy gave me a nose bleed when we were 12. so nearly ten years later I found out he was working at the local gas station. So every weekend I'd smash a sixer by mistake in the beer cooler. Took him about three weeks to figure out it was me. Apparently He spend quite a bit of time cleaning up the mess. A guy robbed me two years ago and I'm still trying out how to fuck with him problem is he's in jail too much ::)
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you know what in all truth
and call it gay or whatever
tonight I realized I am in my mid 40's, not half as tough as I used to be, and need to grow the fuck up sometimes.
Maybe getting knocked around a bit is the best thing that coulda happened to me.
you should have made them hit you harder so you would have some cuts and bruises....then pity sex is yours!!!
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you should have made them hit you harder so you would have some cuts and bruises....then pity sex is yours!!!
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are you hitting on me? ???
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ninjas are very active right before the olympia
;D
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You win some, you lose some, Disturbia. Just brush it aside - it's no biggie.
Anyway, thread reported to Uberman.
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are you hitting on me? ???
yes (total homo)
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You win some, you lose some, Disturbia. Just brush it aside - it's no biggie.
Anyway, thread reported to Uberman.
lolol between him, fatpanda and adonis they might party til their heads explode over this
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See I'm a beta twink we don't do well one on one. But we hold grudges for a long fucking time. A guy gave me a nose bleed when we were 12. so nearly ten years later I found out he was working at the local gas station. So every weekend I'd smash a sixer by mistake in the beer cooler. Took him about three weeks to figure out it was me. Apparently He spend quite a bit of time cleaning up the mess. A guy robbed me two years ago and I'm still trying out how to fuck with him problem is he's in jail too much ::)
i beat the shit out of a guy my senior year of highschool for slapping my girlfriend.....i really stomped his ass into a puddle..he had a hospital stay....so, he figures he would start shit with my sister..and her boyfriend kicks his ass, and i am taken out of the equation....
so during our senior lock in i break into his car with a huge catfish...cut it open, and shit in it, and place it in the back window of his car, he drove it home a few hours later never noticing it.....after 3 110degree texas days he gets back into his car....it twas epic ;D
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Just brush it aside - it's no biggie.
Nevar! Hunt them down and smear their car in a different sticky substance every day. Then mock them at the carwash.
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on a huge plus
I had BIGTIME constipation before this happened
now I have pooped twice since it happened
true story
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on a huge plus
I had BIGTIME constipation before this happened
now I have pooped twice since it happened
true story
So they kind of beat the shit out of you ???
Here's one I saw done once........find their car and put peanut butter under the windsheild wiper blades, under the door handles and along the bottom runners of the windows. Shit never comes off.
PS: Smooth not chunky.
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So they kind of beat the shit out of you ???
Here's one I saw done once........find their car and put peanut butter under the windsheild wiper blades, under the door handles and along the bottom runners of the windows. Shit never comes off.
PS: Smooth not chunky.
oh that was terrible, shit beat out of
why wouldnt the pb come off the wipers?
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oh that was terrible, shit beat out of
why wouldnt the pb come off the wipers?
I don't know, the oil stayed on his car for months.....a friend of mine kept ragging on this guy about putting peanut butter on his dong and letting the dog lick it off.......so the guy spread peanut butter on my friends windshield wipers, up under the door handles and along the window runners. For months after that anytime he rolled down the window or used the wipers in the morning he would get greasy streaks. About 4-5 months later, we were out camping in the desert, hot as fuck, we look over and he has streaks of peanut butter oil and dirt running out from under his door handles......that's is the funniest shit ever when you've been drinking all day!! ;D
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I don't know, the oil stayed on his car for months.....a friend of mine kept ragging on this guy about putting peanut butter on his dong and letting the dog lick it off.......so the guy spread peanut butter on my friends windshield wipers, up under the door handles and along the window runners. For months after that anytime he rolled down the window or used the wipers in the morning he would get greasy streaks. About 4-5 months later, we were out camping in the desert, hot as fuck, we look over and he has streaks of peanut butter oil and dirt running out from under his door handles......that's is the funniest shit ever when you've been drinking all day!! ;D
btw
Im still prettier than you 8)
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btw
Im still prettier than you 8)
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you know what in all truth
and call it gay or whatever
tonight I realized I am in my mid 40's, not half as tough as I used to be, and need to grow the fuck up sometimes.
Maybe getting knocked around a bit is the best thing that coulda happened to me.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:(
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I don't know, the oil stayed on his car for months.....a friend of mine kept ragging on this guy about putting peanut butter on his dong and letting the dog lick it off.......so the guy spread peanut butter on my friends windshield wipers, up under the door handles and along the window runners. For months after that anytime he rolled down the window or used the wipers in the morning he would get greasy streaks. About 4-5 months later, we were out camping in the desert, hot as fuck, we look over and he has streaks of peanut butter oil and dirt running out from under his door handles......that's is the funniest shit ever when you've been drinking all day!! ;D
i used steel epoxy one time and glued quarters over the keyhole for door locks on someones car....no remote entry...that car was parked for awhile ;D
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i used steel epoxy one time and glued quarters over the keyhole for door locks on someones car....no remote entry...that car was parked for awhile ;D
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We pick up the front end to a buddies Honda and put it on 4x4's we cut so the tires were only about 1/4" off the ground........
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not unless their skin color changed
Im about 99.995 positive it was players from our local CFL football team. With the american accents, the athletic build and the fact that the license plate was one of those promotional ones for the CFL team. Or maybe it was those mormons, damn those mormons
Check the Roughrider website and look at the roster. They only show the starters though. On another note, glad you're ok, did you land anything to them at all?
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We pick up the front end to a buddies Honda and put it on 4x4's we cut so the tires were only about 1/4" off the ground........
did you see my above post about the catfish?
;D
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We pick up the front end to a buddies Honda and put it on 4x4's we cut so the tires were only about 1/4" off the ground........
Hahahah!
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Check the Roughrider website and look at the roster. They only show the starters though. On another note, glad you're ok, did you land anything to them at all?
ya my face to their hands, multiple times
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ya my face to their hands, multiple times
So why didnt you bite their faces off, stud? ;D
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So why didnt you bite their faces off, stud? ;D
lol no but I chewed on their knuckles
Im man enough to admit I got beat up
it happens
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you know what in all truth
and call it gay or whatever
tonight I realized I am in my mid 40's, not half as tough as I used to be, and need to grow the fuck up sometimes.
Maybe getting knocked around a bit is the best thing that coulda happened to me.
fuk that. what a cool experience. beat by a couple big dudes and a couple hours later you can talk and laugh about it. most people have no idea what it's like to be punched by a tough dude. amazing how resiliant the human body is. you look at some of these UFC knockouts, especially kicks to the head alla Crocop. that's like being hit by a bat, and these guys are walking and talking minutes later.
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fuk that. what a cool experience. beat by a couple big dudes and a couple hours later you can talk and laugh about it. most people have no idea what it's like to be punched by a tough dude. amazing how resiliant the human body is. you look at some of these UFC knockouts, especially kicks to the head alla Crocop. that's like being hit by a bat, and these guys are walking and talking minutes later.
i called you to laugh about it--no answer
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that was you? shit, i gotta start answering the unknown numbers. i was at the casino.
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that was you? shit, i gotta start answering the unknown numbers. i was at the casino.
>:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
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Walked to the store, walking back, cross the street.
2 cars waiting, 1 accelerates nearly hits me, I throw my drink at it
2 guys about my size but 20 years younger get out of car.
Dont say a word, simply lay me out.
Oh well, shit happens. I bit off more than I could chew and they dealt with it. Good for them for manning up. No marks on me, well, a scratch on my hand, but thats it.
all right you haters of me, have your fun
Adonis gonna love this one
Hahahaha!!!! Where do you live... Saskatoon?? Hahahaha!!!!!!!!
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Hahahaha!!!! Where do you live... Saskatoon?? Hahahaha!!!!!!!!
superrrrrrrrrr close
REgina
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superrrrrrrrrr close
REgina
Oh...enjoy!! :( :-\
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at least you are laughin at it, most insecure guys would have been embarrassed and kept quiet about it.
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at least you are laughin at it, most insecure guys would have been embarrassed and kept quiet about it.
nah
Ive beaten and Ive gotten beat
such is life, Im still pretty ::)
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nah
Ive beaten and Ive gotten beat
such is life, Im still pretty ::)
if you win them all, you're not fighting, you're just picking victims.
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if you win them all, you're not fighting, you're just picking victims.
ooooo thats some kinda words of wisdom
here are more
he should not walk into casino when he doth not walk away when ahead 2 grand and loses it all >:( >:( >:(
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ooooo thats some kinda words of wisdom
here are more
he should not walk into casino when he doth not walk away when ahead 2 grand and loses it all >:( >:( >:(
wow, close!! that's almost exactly what i did today. i killed me to leave (you know i hate to leave a casino with any money on me) but i really had to go meet somebody. but i can always go back and lose it tomorrow, lol
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dude, that legit sucks...
If i was there I would help out
....I'd get my ass handed to me but i would have help out
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You can`t win `em all brother!!
No shame.
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Did you deserve it?
you know I will gladly admit if I did
and no, this time I didnt, nearly got ran over and was simply pissed about it
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Your consolation is knowing these two just weren't good enough to play any real football, will end up slingin' crack back in the hood in 5 years and likely have severe joint problems the rest of their lives.... ;D
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Walked to the store, walking back, cross the street.
2 cars waiting, 1 accelerates nearly hits me, I throw my drink at it
2 guys about my size but 20 years younger get out of car.
Dont say a word, simply lay me out.
Oh well, shit happens. I bit off more than I could chew and they dealt with it. Good for them for manning up. No marks on me, well, a scratch on my hand, but thats it.
all right you haters of me, have your fun
Adonis gonna love this one
how could this happen to you? your a linebacker!
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Did you land a punch?
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Adonis wouldn't have been intimidated.
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Disturbia,
Did you get KO'd in one punch I take it?
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Sorry bro I just waxed my ride and SgtSpar was in a bad mood.
Maybe next time you'll think twice before unloading a 186gram protein drink on one of my Lambo's.
At least you're not like most pussy American that start shit and after they do the turtle, call the cops ::)
;D
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I bet if either guy was alone in the car, they wouldn't have gotten out.
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Sorry bro I just waxed my ride and SgtSpar was in a bad mood.
Maybe next time you'll think twice before unloading a 186gram protein drink on one of my Lambo's.
At least you're not like most pussy American that start shit and after they do the turtle, call the cops ::)
;D
i didn't know you were black.... ;D
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If your injuries aren't too bad, just some scrapes and bruises then you didn't get beat up...served yes ....beat up ...nah .... you need at least a black eye for that distinction...luckily it wasnt some mexican/black gang..they would of killed you
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damn, last night in England ... wtf
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Just go to the game and boo them.
....you'll be the only one there so they will definetly hear you.
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Just go to the game and boo them.
....you'll be the only one there so they will definetly hear you.
Imagine if he had this video taped.....he could take it to the team and be the GM by the end of the week and pull down a cool $250 per week.
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you know what in all truth
and call it gay or whatever
tonight I realized I am in my mid 40's, not half as tough as I used to be, and need to grow the fuck up sometimes.
Maybe getting knocked around a bit is the best thing that coulda happened to me.
what exctly happen? didnt it look like they were about to hit you? didn't you keep your arms up? did you think you were about to talk but they hit you instead?
elaborate! lol
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what exctly happen? didnt it look like they were about to hit you? didn't you keep your arms up? did you think you were about to talk but they hit you instead?
elaborate! lol
Clearly a hurricurana followed by a rear-naked choke was in order here.....
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Sorry bro I just waxed my ride and SgtSpar was in a bad mood.
Maybe next time you'll think twice before unloading a 186gram protein drink on one of my Lambo's.
At least you're not like most pussy American that start shit and after they do the turtle, call the cops ::)
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lol your fatass wouldn't fit in no lambo ;D
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lol your fatass wouldn't fit in no lambo ;D
And you couldn't reach the pedals..... ;D
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Clearly a hurricurana followed by a rear-naked choke was in order here.....
after all the mma vids ive posted disturbia should have been able to ko one dude and choke the other dude the F out ;D
If I ever get in a fight with 2 dudes Im fucked because I cant run, so Im aiming for a kick to the balls on one of them to maby even the odds at least lol.
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And you couldn't reach the pedals..... ;D
Motherf0cker ;D (swede approved speedy response though)
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And you couldn't reach the pedals..... ;D
Haha. That return went back over the net faster than the serve. ;D
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Haha. That return went back over the net faster than the serve. ;D
I'm highly caffeinated today.... ;D
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Sorry bro I just waxed my ride and SgtSpar was in a bad mood.
Maybe next time you'll think twice before unloading a 186gram protein drink on one of my Lambo's.
At least you're not like most pussy American that start shit and after they do the turtle, call the cops ::)
;D
Legion of Doom! :o
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Imagine if he had this video taped.....he could take it to the team and be the GM by the end of the week and pull down a cool $250 per week.
He'd make a great Steinbrenner 8)
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Legion of Doom! :o
I tried to tell you Butterballs.....
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You didn't get beat up because you didn't fight back , PUSSY.
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He'd make a great Steinbrenner 8)
He would only need some black shoe polish for his hair..... ;D
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hahahaha at fatpanda having friends ;D
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Fat panda does not have friends, just people caught in his gravitational pull.
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And you couldn't reach the pedals..... ;D
;D
what exctly happen? didnt it look like they were about to hit you? didn't you keep your arms up? did you think you were about to talk but they hit you instead?
elaborate! lol
Calm down ankle biter ;D
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;D
Calm down ankle biter ;D
:D
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Completed the mission I gave them. Good work.
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you know what in all truth
and call it gay or whatever
tonight I realized I am in my mid 40's, not half as tough as I used to be, and need to grow the fuck up sometimes.
Maybe getting knocked around a bit is the best thing that coulda happened to me.
They certainly were not intimidated. Oh well.
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Completed the mission I gave them. Good work.
He's still posting and didn't really get hurt.
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what exctly happen? didnt it look like they were about to hit you? didn't you keep your arms up? did you think you were about to talk but they hit you instead?
elaborate! lol
bingo
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you learn more from the times you lose than the time you win- i think this applies in almost all areas of life.
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who "was" Butterbean before the name change?
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bingo
My buddy had the same thing happen downtown t.o guys jumped out of a car after a couple words thrown back and forth. Didn't even give my buddy a second to think and just rushed him. It's the best way to do it for sure
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Your suppose to be an alhpa male. Real alpha's get shot at with ak's every day. You make a thread because some jack offs pushed you to the ground? Come on you don't even have a broken bone. How the fuck would you lead a war.
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who "was" Butterbean before the name change?
Stella
wtf?
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He's still posting and didn't really get hurt.
I don`t want Disturbia hurt at all. I just want him to know he is not intimidating at all and its useless to pretend as such.
Side Note: Blackberry Jam Cake was an overwhelming success! Finally completed the two day-affair last night!!!!!!!!
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bingo
make it your mission to find that damn car
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I don`t want Disturbia hurt at all. I just want him to know he is not intimidating at all and its useless to pretend as such.
Side Note: Blackberry Jam Cake was an overwhelming success! Finally completed the two day-affair last night!!!!!!!!
before they jumped me they said something about duello and some random 1800 quotes
dammit I should have put it together right then
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before they jumped me they said something about duello and some random 1800 quotes
dammit I should have put it together right then
Sic Semper Tyrannis!
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make it your mission to find that damn car
LOL! Isn't that what started it in the first place ;D
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before they jumped me they said something about duello and some random 1800 quotes
dammit I should have put it together right then
That and the Beethoven's 9th blasting should have gave it away!
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before they jumped me they said something about duello and some random 1800 quotes
dammit I should have put it together right then
In your defence they didn't fight fair.one of them should have slapped you in the face with a white glove first.
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In your defence they didn't fight fair.one of them should have slapped you in the face with a white glove first.
;D ;D ;D
coulda given me some fukin cake after beating my ass too :(
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epic made up give me attention story
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epic made up give me attention story
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A little milk-plus to sharpen the ultra-violence, oh my brothers.
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Well if you think you did get beaten up well let me put it this way... you focking didn't.
I got the shit kicked out of me on a number of occasions and you don't leave a "beating" with a "scratch" on your hand - thats bollox.
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epic made up give me attention story
You must be new here lol Disturbia is one of the most fucked up beyond honest motherfuckers you will ever meet. If he said it happened it happened. Now if he tells you he got jumped by naked playboy bunnies and they beat him into submission then he would be lieing. Hes too ugly for that.
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lol I completely wish it was made up
if Im gonna make something up I WILL BE BEATING SOMEONE UP
lol at making up a story about getting my ass kicked
oh brother
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Well if you think you did get beaten up well let me put it this way... you focking didn't.
I got the shit kicked out of me on a number of occasions and you don't leave a "beating" with a "scratch" on your hand - thats bollox.
beaten up and shit kicked out of are 2 separate levels----beat up is like level 1, for lack of better terms
getting the shit kicked out of is a lot worse
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beaten up and shit kicked out of are 2 separate levels----beat up is like level 1, for lack of better terms
getting the shit kicked out of is a lot worse
yea. Gettin ko'd is getting beat up. Having someone boot fuck you while being out is getting the crap beat of you
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epic made up give me attention story
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no it aint
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you got 'sonned' ....ehhh whatever...
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despite your countless threats to me, i really am sorry to hear that josh.
just the other day i told you you need to calm down, and not be so aggressive.
as i've also said before to you, karmas a bitch.
you seem to have been humbled by this experience though and for that i feel it has been a blessing.
i hope you are feeling better soon.
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What a bunch of douchebags, sorry that happened to you.
Here in the state of Georgia it is legal to carry a hand gun in your car.
My 45 calliber extended barrell provides me peace of mind ;)
Thank GOD, I never had to use in the 9 yrs I have lived here.
Oh brother ::)
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Oh brother ::)
I agree and I deleted it already as it was bit over the top.
I am just passionate about individual gun rights and personal protection issues.
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A little milk-plus to sharpen the ultra-violence, oh my brothers.
Welly welly well!
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I just read this on a poker forum--lolol
I didn't win, but then again I was the one sperm who made it, so I breakeven overall imo
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before they jumped me they said something about duello and some random 1800 quotes
dammit I should have put it together right then
you said they didnt say a word?
"2 guys about my size but 20 years younger get out of car.
Dont say a word, simply lay me out."
also your a linebacker, how could this happen to you?
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you said they didnt say a word?
"2 guys about my size but 20 years younger get out of car.
Dont say a word, simply lay me out."
also your a linebacker, how could this happen to you?
lol you took they said that seriously?
and Im a linebacker?
good lord man move on
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You could have beaten that guy, you just don't realize it.
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You could have beaten that guy, you just don't realize it.
Focking A he could of.
They're just lucky he was having a good day.....Anyone that would climb into a cage a with a HW champ no matter what level it is has my respect.
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Focking A he could of.
They're just lucky he was having a good day.....Anyone that would climb into a cage a with a HW champ no matter what level it is has my respect.
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there were 2 of them if it matters :D
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despite your countless threats to me, i really am sorry to hear that josh.
just the other day i told you you need to calm down, and not be so aggressive.
as i've also said before to you, karmas a bitch.
you seem to have been humbled by this experience though and for that i feel it has been a blessing.
i hope you are feeling better soon.
Monstrously epic reverse psychology!! ;D
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there were 2 of them if it matters :D
Pffffttttt.......
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there were 2 of them if it matters :D
Work with me bro ;D
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Work with me bro ;D
lol
THERE WERE 15 OF THEM and they had ak-47's. I summoned my inner Chuck Norris
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lol you took they said that seriously?
and Im a linebacker?
good lord man move on
move on from what?
you cant keep track of your lies can you? thats one of the symptoms of being social personality disorder. your mind just splits into fragments and goes in every direction.
yeah your a linebacker arent you?
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Look at it from a different point of view; at least Swede wasn't there to rob you afterwards.
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Walked to the store, walking back, cross the street.
2 cars waiting, 1 accelerates nearly hits me, I throw my drink at it
2 guys about my size but 20 years younger get out of car.
Dont say a word, simply lay me out.
Oh well, shit happens. I bit off more than I could chew and they dealt with it. Good for them for manning up. No marks on me, well, a scratch on my hand, but thats it.
all right you haters of me, have your fun
Adonis gonna love this one
This is where some 240 or Bust mentality would have saved your ass, busting double glock's!
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move on from what?
you cant keep track of your lies can you? thats one of the symptoms of being social personality disorder. your mind just splits into fragments and goes in every direction.
yeah your a linebacker arent you?
the linebacker thing is the look I would like to have--I dont want to be ultra lean, just have a linebacker look.
me thinks theres not a lot of 44 year old linebackers
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i dont think being ultra lean will be in your future either. you dont have the dicipline for that.
your wanting the linebacker look is funny though. you do realize linebackers have legs?
you gonna wear a helmet when you finally achieve the look bro? join your local semi pro team?
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fucking ninjas >:(
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i dont think being ultra lean will be in your future either. you dont have the dicipline for that.
your wanting the linebacker look is funny though. you do realize linebackers have legs?
you gonna wear a helmet when you finally achieve the look bro? join your local semi pro team?
a. lol at you saying i have no legs. My calves alone dwarf yours, there is a pic of them on here.
b. I get a laugh out of your attacking my mental health trying to get a rise out of me. Sorry man, you fail.
c. The linebacker statement was because I couldnt think of another example.
d. I'll get to a weight Im happy at, that I will accomplish 100%. Im doing this for me, not you.
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Sic Semper Tyrannis!
Don't let this latest defeat fool you. Josh would have whooped skinny Abe easy.
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lol
THERE WERE 15 OF THEM and they had ak-47's. I summoned my inner Chuck Norris
Curse of the Olympia ninjas strike again! :o
(http://www.criticalbench.com/images/flex-wheeler.jpg)
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Look at it from a different point of view; at least Swede wasn't there to rob you afterwards.
Or bite his ankles.
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Walked to the store, walking back, cross the street.
2 cars waiting, 1 accelerates nearly hits me, I throw my drink at it
2 guys about my size but 20 years younger get out of car.
Dont say a word, simply lay me out.
Oh well, shit happens. I bit off more than I could chew and they dealt with it. Good for them for manning up. No marks on me, well, a scratch on my hand, but thats it.
all right you haters of me, have your fun
Adonis gonna love this one
you should get a gun since your aging, even your odds
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Are you sure your just not trying to go head to head with the Mike and Laura breakup :D
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i beat the shit out of a guy my senior year of highschool for slapping my girlfriend.....i really stomped his ass into a puddle..he had a hospital stay....so, he figures he would start shit with my sister..and her boyfriend kicks his ass, and i am taken out of the equation....
so during our senior lock in i break into his car with a huge catfish...cut it open, and shit in it, and place it in the back window of his car, he drove it home a few hours later never noticing it.....after 3 110degree texas days he gets back into his car....it twas epic ;D
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god you need a bullet in your head, sounds like trashy behavior
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the linebacker thing is the look I would like to have--I dont want to be ultra lean, just have a linebacker look.
me thinks theres not a lot of 44 year old linebackers
Most grown up 44 y old men are busy working, raising their descent, realizing themselves in one or several hobbies...giving back to society , planning their next trip in the caribean etc...
bah.
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you should get a gun since your aging, even your odds
Yeah cause there's nothing like doing life for throwing big gulps at peoples rides ::)
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Yeah cause there's nothing like doing life for throwing big gulps at peoples rides ::)
X2!
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Most grown up 44 y old men are busy working, raising their descent, realizing themselves in one or several hobbies...giving back to society , planning their next trip in the caribean etc...
bah.
KEY WORD THERE
MOST
oops caps
what does "raising their descent" mean though?
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KEY WORD THERE
MOST
oops caps
what does "raising their descent" mean though?
haha, it means getting a hard-on, dumdum!!
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haha, it means getting a hard-on, dumdum!!
gtfo
Ive never heard that term ever
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gtfo
Ive never heard that term ever
sorry, me either, just kidding.
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gtfo
Ive never heard that term ever
Hahaha, like most guys are planning trips and sewing quilts. ::)
Gayer than ordering a "Real Doll" with short hair and A-cups.
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To update the story, two suspects have been taken into custody:
(http://www.farandfurther.com/pinar-del-rio-cuba/little-girls.jpg)
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To update the story, two suspects have been taken into custody:
(http://www.farandfurther.com/pinar-del-rio-cuba/little-girls.jpg)
THATS THEM THATS THEM
I mean, ummmm,....they had guns :-[
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other than getting knocked around, the diet is going good,....gotta work on the face tan though,....
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other than getting knocked around, the diet is going good,....gotta work on the face tan though,....
(http://i55.tinypic.com/140j9zk.jpg)
You need a Jay pho hawk
-Masterio
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work that tan
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atleast you didnt run to the cops like a little pussy after the beat up, kudos for being a real man =)
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atleast you didnt run to the cops like a little pussy after the beat up, kudos for being a real man =)
Yep, so those two think that they can get away with beating people up...
Well, when somebody shoots your ass or stomps a mudhole in you so that you can't walk, or have a effed up jaw for life, please don't be a pussy and call the cops...
From the story the idiots were in the wrong, almost hitting a pedestrian...
Kudos for Disturbia getting down, and not saying, "well Im sorry...but you tried to run over me..." like a lot of the passive aggressive people on here...
***you should have had two drinks, one for the initial throw, another for the fight, blinding one temporary, and effing the other dude up...
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To update the story, two suspects have been taken into custody:
(http://www.farandfurther.com/pinar-del-rio-cuba/little-girls.jpg)
Thankfully the little one didn't bring her strap-on.
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Yep, so those two think that they can get away with beating people up...
Well, when somebody shoots your ass or stomps a mudhole in you so that you can't walk, or have a effed up jaw for life, please don't be a pussy and call the cops...
From the story the idiots were in the wrong, almost hitting a pedestrian...
Kudos for Disturbia getting down, and not saying, "well Im sorry...but you tried to run over me..." like a lot of the passive aggressive people on here...
***you should have had two drinks, one for the initial throw, another for the fight, blinding one temporary, and effing the other dude up...
your right ofcourse, but there is a big diff btw getting a couple of small bruises from a beatdown and getting a bullet in you, i wouldnt go to the cops for getting beat down, i would give back
mensa bob: internet toughguy warrior
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your right ofcourse, but there is a big diff btw getting a couple of small bruises from a beatdown and getting a bullet in you, i wouldnt go to the cops for getting beat down, i would give back
mensa bob: internet toughguy warrior
Got ya! But here is how it goes. You get a few scraps, walk off and say, "oh well" you think they did too, next thing you know, you are in handcuffs, because both of them went and swore out a warrant on you...happens all the time. So, now you are sitting at the police station/Magistrate's office, wondering what to do, and what your bond is going to be...And of course reading the Probable Cause---they made it out that you came and bum rushed them, and "you must have been on some type of drugs" because you took both of them down, and they have bruises to prove it...
When the court date comes, they have people as "witnesses", that you have never seen before, turns out, that they paid these people to be witnesses...
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you should get a gun since your aging, even your odds
Disturbia , this is 100% correct.
I even got my wife to carry one in her car . I am no hot head and neither of us has ever had to use ours, it is nice to have some back up, just in case.
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Disturbia , this is 100% correct.
I even got my wife to carry one in her car . I am no hot head and neither of us has ever had to use ours, it is nice to have some back up, just in case.
What in case you're a pussy?
How much training did you get your wife to go with the gat?
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did you get beat up, or beat down?
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did you get beat up, or beat down?
down
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down but not out. fair enough. any man who hasnt been knocked down hasnt really been in a fight
and then you got up which shows you have plenty of will to live on, even if its just to fuck with the monkeys here
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Got ya! But here is how it goes. You get a few scraps, walk off and say, "oh well" you think they did too, next thing you know, you are in handcuffs, because both of them went and swore out a warrant on you...happens all the time. So, now you are sitting at the police station/Magistrate's office, wondering what to do, and what your bond is going to be...And of course reading the Probable Cause---they made it out that you came and bum rushed them, and "you must have been on some type of drugs" because you took both of them down, and they have bruises to prove it...
When the court date comes, they have people as "witnesses", that you have never seen before, turns out, that they paid these people to be witnesses...
cant argue with that
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ah well, have a bath and it will all float away...