For Those of You That Hate Me--I Just Got Beat up--lol

[kiwiol]

You win some, you lose some, Disturbia. Just brush it aside - it's no biggie.

Anyway, thread reported to Uberman.

[benchmstr]

are you hitting on me? 

yes (total homo)

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[disturbia]

You win some, you lose some, Disturbia. Just brush it aside - it's no biggie.

Anyway, thread reported to Uberman.

lolol between him, fatpanda and adonis they might party til their heads explode over this

[benchmstr]

See I'm a beta twink we don't do well one on one. But we hold grudges for a long fucking time. A guy gave me a nose bleed when we were 12. so nearly ten years later I found out he was working at the local gas station. So every weekend  I'd smash a sixer by mistake in the beer cooler. Took him about three weeks to figure out it was me. Apparently He spend quite a bit of time cleaning up the mess. A guy robbed me two years ago and I'm still trying out how to fuck with him problem is he's in jail too much

i beat the shit out of a guy my senior year of highschool for slapping my girlfriend.....i really stomped his ass into a puddle..he had a hospital stay....so, he figures he would start shit with my sister..and her boyfriend kicks his ass, and i am taken out of the equation....

so during our senior lock in i break into his car with a huge catfish...cut it open, and shit in it, and place it in the back window of his car, he drove it home a few hours later never noticing it.....after 3 110degree texas days he gets back into his car....it twas epic

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[Tapeworm]

Just brush it aside - it's no biggie.

Nevar!  Hunt them down and smear their car in a different sticky substance every day.  Then mock them at the carwash.

[disturbia]

on a huge plus
I had BIGTIME constipation before this happened

now I have pooped twice since it happened

true story

[chaos]

on a huge plus
I had BIGTIME constipation before this happened

now I have pooped twice since it happened

true story

So they kind of beat the shit out of you

Here's one I saw done once........find their car and put peanut butter under the windsheild wiper blades, under the door handles and along the bottom runners of the windows. Shit never comes off.

PS: Smooth not chunky.

[disturbia]

So they kind of beat the shit out of you

Here's one I saw done once........find their car and put peanut butter under the windsheild wiper blades, under the door handles and along the bottom runners of the windows. Shit never comes off.

PS: Smooth not chunky.

oh that was terrible, shit beat out of

why wouldnt the pb come off the wipers?

[chaos]

oh that was terrible, shit beat out of

why wouldnt the pb come off the wipers?

I don't know, the oil stayed on his car for months.....a friend of mine kept ragging on this guy about putting peanut butter on his dong and letting the dog lick it off.......so the guy spread peanut butter on my friends windshield wipers, up under the door handles and along the window runners. For months after that anytime he rolled down the window or used the wipers in the morning he would get greasy streaks. About 4-5 months later, we were out camping in the desert, hot as fuck, we look over and he has streaks of peanut butter oil and dirt running out from under his door handles......that's is the funniest shit ever when you've been drinking all day!!

[disturbia]

I don't know, the oil stayed on his car for months.....a friend of mine kept ragging on this guy about putting peanut butter on his dong and letting the dog lick it off.......so the guy spread peanut butter on my friends windshield wipers, up under the door handles and along the window runners. For months after that anytime he rolled down the window or used the wipers in the morning he would get greasy streaks. About 4-5 months later, we were out camping in the desert, hot as fuck, we look over and he has streaks of peanut butter oil and dirt running out from under his door handles......that's is the funniest shit ever when you've been drinking all day!!

btw

Im still prettier than you 

[chaos]

btw

Im still prettier than you 

[Master Blaster]

you know what in all truth
and call it gay or whatever

tonight I realized I am in my mid 40's, not half as tough as I used to be, and need to grow the fuck up sometimes.

Maybe getting knocked around a bit is the best thing that coulda happened to me.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   

[benchmstr]

I don't know, the oil stayed on his car for months.....a friend of mine kept ragging on this guy about putting peanut butter on his dong and letting the dog lick it off.......so the guy spread peanut butter on my friends windshield wipers, up under the door handles and along the window runners. For months after that anytime he rolled down the window or used the wipers in the morning he would get greasy streaks. About 4-5 months later, we were out camping in the desert, hot as fuck, we look over and he has streaks of peanut butter oil and dirt running out from under his door handles......that's is the funniest shit ever when you've been drinking all day!!

i used steel epoxy one time and glued quarters over the keyhole for door locks on someones car....no remote entry...that car was parked for awhile

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[chaos]

i used steel epoxy one time and glued quarters over the keyhole for door locks on someones car....no remote entry...that car was parked for awhile

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We pick up the front end to a buddies Honda and put it on 4x4's we cut so the tires were only about 1/4" off the ground........

[keanu]

not unless their skin color changed
Im about 99.995 positive it was players from our local CFL football team. With the american accents, the athletic build and the fact that the license plate was one of those promotional ones for the CFL team.  Or maybe it was those mormons, damn those mormons

Check the Roughrider website and look at the roster. They only show the starters though. On another note, glad you're ok, did you land anything to them at all?

[benchmstr]

We pick up the front end to a buddies Honda and put it on 4x4's we cut so the tires were only about 1/4" off the ground........

did you see my above post about the catfish?

 

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[Master Blaster]

We pick up the front end to a buddies Honda and put it on 4x4's we cut so the tires were only about 1/4" off the ground........

Hahahah!

[disturbia]

Check the Roughrider website and look at the roster. They only show the starters though. On another note, glad you're ok, did you land anything to them at all?

ya my face to their hands, multiple times

[Army of One]

ya my face to their hands, multiple times

So why didnt you bite their faces off, stud? 

[disturbia]

So why didnt you bite their faces off, stud? 

lol no but I chewed on their knuckles

Im man enough to admit I got beat up

it happens

[hazbin]

you know what in all truth
and call it gay or whatever

tonight I realized I am in my mid 40's, not half as tough as I used to be, and need to grow the fuck up sometimes.

Maybe getting knocked around a bit is the best thing that coulda happened to me.

fuk that. what a cool experience. beat by a couple big dudes and a couple hours later you can talk and laugh about it.  most people have no idea what it's like to be punched by a tough dude.  amazing how resiliant the human body is. you look at some of these UFC knockouts, especially kicks to the head alla Crocop. that's like being hit by a bat, and these guys are walking and talking minutes later.

[disturbia]

fuk that. what a cool experience. beat by a couple big dudes and a couple hours later you can talk and laugh about it.  most people have no idea what it's like to be punched by a tough dude.  amazing how resiliant the human body is. you look at some of these UFC knockouts, especially kicks to the head alla Crocop. that's like being hit by a bat, and these guys are walking and talking minutes later.

i called you to laugh about it--no answer

[hazbin]

that was you? shit, i gotta start answering the unknown numbers. i was at the casino.

[disturbia]

that was you? shit, i gotta start answering the unknown numbers. i was at the casino.

 

[Sir Bigness]

Walked to the store, walking back, cross the street.
2 cars waiting, 1 accelerates nearly hits me, I throw my drink at it

2 guys about my size but 20 years younger get out of car.
Dont say a word, simply lay me out.

Oh well, shit happens. I bit off more than I could chew and they dealt with it. Good for them for manning up.  No marks on me, well, a scratch on my hand, but thats it.

all right you haters of me, have your fun
Adonis gonna love this one

Hahahaha!!!! Where do you live... Saskatoon?? Hahahaha!!!!!!!!