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Title: If you ever want a slew of unsolicited comments, then grow a ...................
Post by: dov on September 27, 2010, 10:24:08 AM
beard. Everyone and their mother will have something to say about it....good and bad, hell sometimes outright disgust!   I'm talking a full beard...not some pretty-boy, manicured act of desperate attention whoring.
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Post by: The Ugly on September 27, 2010, 10:25:08 AM
I've been meaning to talk to you about that.
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Post by: Wiggs on September 27, 2010, 12:07:33 PM
If you've seen my recent pics you'll see my awesome "Action Hank" beard.

yes, people treat you different....some with suspicion and some with respect (probably cause they think I'm 40+) lol...I am on the pussy ass west coast and they're into being hairless freaks...
I should move to North Dakota or Montana....I have feeling I wouldn't be welcome... ;D
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Post by: LatsMcGee on September 27, 2010, 12:09:09 PM
Yeah I pretty much cease shaving every year in November,  right now my beard is manicured though.  Everyone has an opinion.
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Post by: dr.chimps on September 27, 2010, 12:09:41 PM
 ;D
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Post by: Wiggs on September 27, 2010, 12:10:14 PM
What does she have to do with this?
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Post by: LatsMcGee on September 27, 2010, 12:11:47 PM
What does she have to do with this?

She's Tom Cruise's beard. 
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Post by: Parker on September 27, 2010, 12:16:44 PM
If you've seen my recent pics you'll see my awesome "Action Hank" beard.

yes, people treat you different....some with suspicion and some with respect (probably cause they think I'm 40+) lol...I am on the pussy ass west coast and they're into being hairless freaks...
I should move to North Dakota or Montana....I have feeling I wouldn't be welcome... ;D
Ive done the WEB Dubois 'stache, then the "Homeless Militant" beard, then the "Eric Benet" scrub, then the "Brian Pumper" chinstrap. I've gotten more looks witht the 'stache and chinstrap, with the scrub coming in close 2nd...but since I have gray hair on my chin, the 'stache is the way to go.
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Post by: Purple Aki on September 27, 2010, 12:22:06 PM
beard. Everyone and their mother will have something to say about it....good and bad, hell sometimes outright disgust!   I'm talking a full beard...not some pretty-boy, manicured act of desperate attention whoring.

Every now and then I try to grow a beard thinking that I'll end up looking like Grizzly Adams and every time I end up looking like someone has put prit stick on my face and then rubbed it up an old dogs back.

And it has flecks of ginger in it!

And my mustache is so blond and wispy that it can only be seen in certain lights.

Fuck beards.
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Post by: spinnis on September 27, 2010, 12:22:14 PM
Ive almsot only gotten good comments about it. People dont dare to tell a 5"6 guy otherwise lol.

Funny at my job that we were only 3 guys there but we all had beards lol.

My mom said once that it looked like failed pubes but that was at first when it didnt really look like a beard haha.

I wish it would look half as good as the beard my father used to have =(

Would be fun to shave the jaw/chin and only leave the "moustache" for the lolz lol. you dont see alot of 21 yr old sporting a moustache. I wonder why  ;D
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Post by: spinnis on September 27, 2010, 12:28:11 PM
I wish it was thick and super black like this (lots of gay jokes coming up)

(http://fiveouncesofpain.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/l_26176a8e878219a512da8e557c6ffdb81-283x300.jpg)

(http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/patrycja-mikula-and-andrei-arlovski-strikeforce-mma-0vQfy8.jpg)

(http://www.martialedge.net/images/stories//interviews/article-images/Andrei-Arlovski-2.jpg)

(http://cdn0.sbnation.com/imported_assets/246132/andrei-arlovski_thumb_medium.jpg)

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Post by: Howard on September 27, 2010, 12:34:14 PM
beard. Everyone and their mother will have something to say about it....good and bad, hell sometimes outright disgust!   I'm talking a full beard...not some pretty-boy, manicured act of desperate attention whoring.
Osama Bin Ladin would not look as EVIL if he was clean shaven, in a designer suit :o
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Post by: James Blunt on September 27, 2010, 12:41:44 PM
I'm 23 and still can't grow a beard. I can thank native blood for that.

(http://americancivilwar.com/Native_Americans/Cheif_Joseph/chief_joseph_1.jpg)
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Post by: funk51 on September 27, 2010, 12:45:20 PM
I'm 23 and still can't grow a beard. I can thank native blood for that.

(http://americancivilwar.com/Native_Americans/Cheif_Joseph/chief_joseph_1.jpg)
your a very handsome man {no homo}
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Post by: smoothasf on September 27, 2010, 12:48:26 PM
Arlovski's beard is pretty much as cool as it gets. He looks like a Greek sculpture
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Post by: Purple Aki on September 27, 2010, 12:52:23 PM
(http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:9Wd2JS1DcOvf6M:http://thighswideshut.org/images/tv/lost/jackbauer_beard.jpg&t=1)

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Post by: spinnis on September 27, 2010, 12:52:52 PM
Arlovski's beard is pretty much as cool as it gets. He looks like a Greek sculpture

agreed
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Post by: Purple Aki on September 27, 2010, 12:55:57 PM
agreed

No way.

This beard pisses all over it:

(http://www.daviduri.net/images/Special_Forces_soldier.jpg)
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Post by: smoothasf on September 27, 2010, 01:02:55 PM
That's just homeless. You need to look like you can bang bitches. Not look like you fell asleep on.a park bench for 6 months
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Post by: Purple Aki on September 27, 2010, 01:07:09 PM
That's just homeless. You need to look like you can bang bitches. Not look like you fell asleep on.a park bench for 6 months

He's too tactical to be wasting time banging bitches.
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Post by: SS on September 27, 2010, 01:14:44 PM
Ive almsot only gotten good comments about it. People dont dare to tell a 5"6 guy otherwise lol.

Funny at my job that we were only 3 guys there but we all had beards lol.

My mom said once that it looked like failed pubes but that was at first when it didnt really look like a beard haha.

I wish it would look half as good as the beard my father used to have =(

Would be fun to shave the jaw/chin and only leave the "moustache" for the lolz lol. you dont see alot of 21 yr old sporting a moustache. I wonder why  ;D
HAHAHAHA! ok "Newmom" ;D


Yeah I always get shit from my fam, but what else is new.
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Post by: spinnis on September 27, 2010, 01:18:59 PM
HAHAHAHA! ok "Newmom" ;D


Yeah I always get shit from my fam, but what else is new.

rocking a moustache like its nobodys buisness at 21 would be fun though haha

my mother is hillarious. I remember when I was with my soon to be gf and I was talking to my mother in the phone and I was stupid enough to put her on speaker phone and all of a sudden she says "So have you fucked that little blonde girl yet?"

"I should have told you I have you on speaker"

"you're a fucking dumbass "swede"  ;D

she also sent me a text one night  " "swede" I just fucked one 6"6 n*gg*er that I met at the dance"

I called her up and she said "So now its all of a sudden ok to respond to me text's huh?"
she scared me there for a while lol.

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Post by: myt1 on September 27, 2010, 01:27:07 PM
If you've seen my recent pics you'll see my awesome "Action Hank" beard.

yes, people treat you different....some with suspicion and some with respect (probably cause they think I'm 40+) lol...I am on the pussy ass west coast and they're into being hairless freaks...
I should move to North Dakota or Montana....I have feeling I wouldn't be welcome... ;D

hahaha.....that does kinda look like you.  too funny :D
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Post by: ManBearPig... on September 27, 2010, 01:39:57 PM
I just got some razor blades, haven't shaved in a few weeks.

A few times i tried to leave a moustache after i shave, but i'd always get the "pedo-smile", so the moustache would never last for more than 5 minutes.

Pedo-smile:
(http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/elby_jessie_hars2.jpg)
(http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/john_bolton.jpg)
(http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/edward_claire_reisch2.jpg)
Title: Re: If you ever want a slew of unsolicited comments, then grow a ...................
Post by: dov on September 27, 2010, 01:42:43 PM
John Bolton?
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Post by: dov on September 27, 2010, 01:44:51 PM
I like when the moustache is yellowish from the cigarettes....I dip and occasionally end up with dip/spit all stuck in me beard.

It's therapuetic
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Post by: James Blunt on September 27, 2010, 01:44:55 PM
(http://bp0.blogger.com/_l0StCgQMxz8/RpSUTY69UiI/AAAAAAAABcw/g328v6oLfoM/s400/BrotherInJail.jpg)

I've never had much luck with my hair. It sucks.
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Post by: dov on September 27, 2010, 02:14:21 PM
Lookin good "Blunt"....looks like that shot taken at The BlueOyster circa 1981
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Post by: Parker on September 27, 2010, 02:41:25 PM
rocking a moustache like its nobodys buisness at 21 would be fun though haha

my mother is hillarious. I remember when I was with my soon to be gf and I was talking to my mother in the phone and I was stupid enough to put her on speaker phone and all of a sudden she says "So have you fucked that little blonde girl yet?"

"I should have told you I have you on speaker"

"you're a fucking dumbass "swede"  ;D

she also sent me a text one night  " "swede" I just fucked one 6"6 n*gg*er that I met at the dance"

I called her up and she said "So now its all of a sudden ok to respond to me text's huh?"
she scared me there for a while lol.


Your mom gets down like that? Swede, I wouldn't tell anybody that, that's some trailer park mess right there. A mom ain't supposed to be telling her grown son who she effed, there is a certain respect privacy that should be afforded.
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Post by: spinnis on September 27, 2010, 02:45:24 PM
Your mom gets down like that? Swede, I wouldn't tell anybody that, that's some trailer park mess right there. A mom ain't supposed to be telling her grown son who she effed, there is a certain respect privacy that should be afforded.

lol, has nothing to do with "trailor trash" we are very open with each other and loves to kid around, which is what she did, it wasn't necessarily a serious question she knew I had her close by and she wanted me to react.


If you dont have a very good relationship with your parents and they aren't funny fuckers I know it could be hard to understand =)
If you think That case has anything to do with respecting privacy then you totally not understand my mothers and my relationship lol.

OH you meant the black dude part? She was KIDDING and forcing me respond to her because I was ignoring her text messages and she knew I would respond to that lol.
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Post by: Wiggs on September 27, 2010, 02:46:53 PM
I just got some razor blades, haven't shaved in a few weeks.

A few times i tried to leave a moustache after i shave, but i'd always get the "pedo-smile", so the moustache would never last for more than 5 minutes.

Pedo-smile:
(http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/elby_jessie_hars2.jpg)
(http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/john_bolton.jpg)
(http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/edward_claire_reisch2.jpg)

Pedo-smile....LMAO
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Post by: Andy Griffin on September 27, 2010, 02:47:15 PM
I had a know-it-all aunt who criticized one of my cousins for growing a beard.  She said she would never hire a man with a beard if it were up to her.  He responded that she wouldn't hire Abe Lincoln or Jesus Christ, but would gladly hire Adolf Hitler.  That shut her up for a while, before she started bitching about Olympia results being rigged in the pre-judging.
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Post by: scottmarkley on September 27, 2010, 06:15:22 PM
lol, has nothing to do with "trailor trash" we are very open with each other and loves to kid around, which is what she did, it wasn't necessarily a serious question she knew I had her close by and she wanted me to react.


If you dont have a very good relationship with your parents and they aren't funny fuckers I know it could be hard to understand =)
If you think That case has anything to do with respecting privacy then you totally not understand my mothers and my relationship lol.

OH you meant the black dude part? She was KIDDING and forcing me respond to her because I was ignoring her text messages and she knew I would respond to that lol.
swedes mom