HAHAHAHA! ok "Newmom" 
Yeah I always get shit from my fam, but what else is new.
rocking a moustache like its nobodys buisness at 21 would be fun though haha
my mother is hillarious. I remember when I was with my soon to be gf and I was talking to my mother in the phone and I was stupid enough to put her on speaker phone and all of a sudden she says "So have you fucked that little blonde girl yet?"
"I should have told you I have you on speaker"
"you're a fucking dumbass "swede"

she also sent me a text one night " "swede" I just fucked one 6"6 n*gg*er that I met at the dance"
I called her up and she said "So now its all of a sudden ok to respond to me text's huh?"
she scared me there for a while lol.