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My friend who was also at the Olympia party picked up a fitness chick at a club (not quite my type, as slightly too muscular for my taste), but with a body that quite a number of guys would like (and the usual fake tits etc). Anyhow, he gets her back, and to cut a long story short, as he is going down on her, he discovers she has the most massive clit he has ever seen in his life! "What the fuck it that!!??"" he asked her. "What do you mean?" she said. "That's my clit". He got over it, and the sex was great apparently, but he is still a bit freaked out about the clit thingy. (Not sure what supplements she was taking, but possibly test, clen, or Winstrol? - if so, then the stories about this making their clits grow might be true :)
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My friend who was also at the Olympia party picked up a fitness chick at a club (not quite my type, as slightly too muscular for my taste), but with a body that quite a number of guys would like (and the usual fake tits etc). Anyhow, he gets her back, and to cut a long story short, as he is going down on her, he discovers she has the most massive clit he has ever seen in his life! "What the fuck it that!!??"" he asked her. "What do you mean?" she said. "That's my clit". He got over it, and the sex was great apparently, but he is still a bit freaked out about the clit thingy. (Not sure what supplements she was taking, but possibly test, clen, or Winstrol - if so, then the stories about this making their clits grow might be true :)
you dont get that from 10mg of anavar hahahaha
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you dont get that from 10mg of anavar hahahaha
Agree - I know a few girls who do the Anavar/clen combo, (or somtimes low-dose Winstrol/Clen), and they seemed normal down there! I think it could either be certain girls receptors that make that happen, or its if they are taking something stronger (or test, even at low dosages).
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Just depends on the girl. I have banged a few out that only took tina, and had big clits, so no it's not gear related all the time. One time there was this stripper that was very fit and muscular, but did not workout and she had a penoris, I swear every time I got her going, I would reach down and feel this knob...
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Agree - I know a few girls who do the Anavar/clen combo, (or somtimes low-dose Winstrol/Clen), and they seemed normal down there! I think it could either be certain girls receptors that make that happen, or its if they are taking something stronger (or test, even at low dosages).
i think you maybe under estimating the depraved nature of these females im sure some of these whores are using the same goodies as the big boys ;)
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i find your story highly suspect..............act ually i dont believe it at all
first, your buddy, you guys being im assuming bodybuilders at the olympia.........should know the unique physical "attributes" of muscle chicks......why would that be a suprise
second, no guy not even the BIGGEST asshole would yell out "what the fuck is that" when he is being intimate with a girl, no one is that hurtful
and if a guy did have the balls to yell that out.......the girl would run crying out of the hotel........she wouldnt remain there and fuck him
the story is implausible.........what i would bet happened.........was when he saw how big her clit was he thought "what the hell is that" to himslef
but when he was relating the story back to you , he wanted to sound like a badass............so he SAID the he yelled that to her
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the story is implosible.........what i would bet happened.........was when he saw how big her clit was he thought "what the hell is that" to himslef
but when he was relating the story back to you , he wanted to sound like a badass............so he SAID the he yelled that to her
Yes, that makes more sense. I don't think women particularly appreciate vagina jokes [although personally I find them funny as hell]. I would say it would make a woman pretty uncomfortable for that story to happen as described.
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Yes, that makes more sense. I don't think women particularly appreciate vagina jokes [although personally I find them funny as hell]. I would say it would make a woman pretty uncomfortable for that story to happen as described.
i have fucked some straight up hose-hounds..........but not one of them would have stayed in the room and fucked me after i looked at their vagina and yelled "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT"
its just a nonsense story
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i find your story highly suspect..............act ually i dont believe it at all
first, your buddy, you guys being im assuming bodybuilders at the olympia.........should know the unique physical "attributes" of muscle chicks......why would that be a suprise
second, no guy not even the BIGGEST asshole would yell out "what the fuck is that" when he is being intimate with a girl, no one is that hurtful
and if a guy did have the balls to yell that out.......the girl would run crying out of the hotel........she wouldnt remain there and fuck him
the story is implausible.........what i would bet happened.........was when he saw how big her clit was he thought "what the hell is that" to himslef
but when he was relating the story back to you , he wanted to sound like a badass............so he SAID the he yelled that to her
women are
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women are
i agrree, it would be more believable for a woman to say something hurtful to a man then vice versa
men are taught their whole lieves that women are emotionally sensitive and body conscious........and not to say things that would hurt their self efficacy
women on the other hand can be extremely cruel, to men , and to other women
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i find your story highly suspect..............act ually i dont believe it at all
first, your buddy, you guys being im assuming bodybuilders at the olympia.........should know the unique physical "attributes" of muscle chicks......why would that be a suprise
second, no guy not even the BIGGEST asshole would yell out "what the fuck is that" when he is being intimate with a girl, no one is that hurtful
and if a guy did have the balls to yell that out.......the girl would run crying out of the hotel........she wouldnt remain there and fuck him
the story is implausible.........what i would bet happened.........was when he saw how big her clit was he thought "what the hell is that" to himslef
but when he was relating the story back to you , he wanted to sound like a badass............so he SAID the he yelled that to her
SHUT THE FUCK UP. >:( The only way your sorry ass knows any thing about seeing FBB punani is from those schmoe sessions you pay for. You get's no sex otherwise, needle dick. Nobody cares that "you don't believe him," you worthless piece of shit. ::)
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SHUT THE FUCK UP. >:( The only way your sorry ass knows any thing about seeing FBB punani is from those schmoe sessions you pay for. You get's no sex otherwise, needle dick. Nobody cares that "you don't believe him," you worthless piece of shit. ::)
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you cant help it...........you an animal.
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When a chick breasts feeds from having a kid, does it mess up her nipples? Cause some chick blamed being pregnant for having some big/weird nipples I just laughed.
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men are taught their whole lieves that women are emotionally sensitive and body conscious........and not to say things that would hurt their self efficacy
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self efficacy?...and what would that be einstein?
you obviously dont know what the word means..so why use it?
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self efficacy?...and what would that be einstein?
you obviously dont know what the word means..so why use it?
yeh, your right, i should have said self esteem or self concept
i wasnt talking about her confidence in whether or not she can perform a task..........i made a mistake
now please fuck off, you nitpicking little c0cksucker........and never speak to me again, cause i never find myself speaking you ::) ::)
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women are
Yes, just ask Laura pointing out Mike's "shortcomings."
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tell your buddy he fucked a she-male. He'll be scarred for life
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Ok - I think you are right -maybe he did not say "what the fuck is that!". But I am pretty sure he did say something like "what's that?". I know the guy, and he would say that kind of thing (not in an intentionlly mean way, but more in a suprised way). He's the kind of guy who I have heard directly say "you look like you have put on some weight" to a girl, when clearly I would have more tact in such a situation.
So anyhow, yes, I tried scaring him into thinking it was a trannie etc, but its pretty obviously not one - he has checked her facebook since then, and its got pics of her when she was younger, so we suspect its due to some kind of supplements she was taking.
As for how big the clit was, he reckons the size of this thumb, when it was fully engorged and stimulated.
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Ok - I think you are right -maybe he did not say "what the fuck is that!". But I am pretty sure he did say something like "what's that?". I know the guy, and he would say that kind of thing (not in an intentionlly mean way, but more in a suprised way). He's the kind of guy who I have heard directly say "you look like you have put on some weight" to a girl, when clearly I would have more tact in such a situation.
So anyhow, yes, I tried scaring him into thinking it was a trannie etc, but its pretty obviously not one - he has checked her facebook since then, and its got pics of her when she was younger, so we suspect its due to some kind of supplements she was taking.
As for how big the clit was, he reckons the size of this thumb, when it was fully engorged and stimulated.
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Name the girl.
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Ok - I think you are right -maybe he did not say "what the fuck is that!". But I am pretty sure he did say something like "what's that?". I know the guy, and he would say that kind of thing (not in an intentionlly mean way, but more in a suprised way). He's the kind of guy who I have heard directly say "you look like you have put on some weight" to a girl, when clearly I would have more tact in such a situation.
So anyhow, yes, I tried scaring him into thinking it was a trannie etc, but its pretty obviously not one - he has checked her facebook since then, and its got pics of her when she was younger, so we suspect its due to some kind of supplements she was taking.
As for how big the clit was, he reckons the size of this thumb, when it was fully engorged and stimulated.
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what?!
jezus christ!
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My friend who was also at the Olympia party picked up a fitness chick...
Jesus Christ I mean cool story bro, but the thread went from (thread title) Picked up a fitness chick at the Olympia party - funny story - to
my friend .... picked up a girl :-X don't you think that's a little sad? Its like if a friend says to me, so did you and your friend bang those
hot twin chicks? and you say: Oh yeah it was awesome we went back to my apartment and Marc banged them both!!! :-\
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Yes, just ask Laura pointing out Mike's "shortcomings."
I was about to say this...
Most likely, the fitness chick had said, WTH is that?" and dude said, "Its my cock...", abd the girl said, "You sure you didn't finish growing? It's like it's still in the oven..."
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Jesus Christ I mean cool story bro, but the thread went from (thread title) Picked up a fitness chick at the Olympia party - funny story - to
my friend .... picked up a girl :-X don't you think that's a little sad? Its like if a friend says to me, so did you and your friend bang those
hot twin chicks? and you say: Oh yeah it was awesome we went back to my apartment and Marc banged them both!!! :-\
I easily could have picked up a chick too, but my problem was that whilst I had a few girls that I could easily have had, none really did if for me. I was holding out to find a really hot one, and then finally left it too late and missed out entirely that night and went home, alone, unfortunately.
Not to worry as I got a nice one a few days later :)
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The bikini chicks are FAR more attractive than the fitness/figure chicks.
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My friend who was also at the Olympia party picked up a fitness chick at a club (not quite my type, as slightly too muscular for my taste), but with a body that quite a number of guys would like (and the usual fake tits etc). Anyhow, he gets her back, and to cut a long story short, as he is going down on her, he discovers she has the most massive clit he has ever seen in his life! "What the fuck it that!!??"" he asked her. "What do you mean?" she said. "That's my clit". He got over it, and the sex was great apparently, but he is still a bit freaked out about the clit thingy. (Not sure what supplements she was taking, but possibly test, clen, or Winstrol? - if so, then the stories about this making their clits grow might be true :)
... and then you woke up.
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Did she fuck your friend in the anus with her penoris?
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so we can all agree that gibs is a lier?
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Your friend sounds like a real jerk-off duchebag....congrats
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There's nothing funny about that story. It sounds pathetic. I'm disappointed.
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Backfire thread.
Gib is a teaspoon. Living vicariously through his alleged friends.
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what if GIb's entire post was layered allegory describing a drunken sexual encounter he had with a male friend in Las Vegas...........and the ensuing contentment he felt over the size of his friends cock when he first "unfurled" it from his trousers :-\ :-\ :-\
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_UGY7RFMf6lY/Sgtjc7WtaHI/AAAAAAAADi4/HhvQ1XUBNO0/s400/philip_seymour_hoffman_boogieNights.jpg)
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i find your story highly suspect..............act ually i dont believe it at all
first, your buddy, you guys being im assuming bodybuilders at the olympia.........should know the unique physical "attributes" of muscle chicks......why would that be a suprise
second, no guy not even the BIGGEST asshole would yell out "what the fuck is that" when he is being intimate with a girl, no one is that hurtful
and if a guy did have the balls to yell that out.......the girl would run crying out of the hotel........she wouldnt remain there and fuck him
the story is implausible.........what i would bet happened.........was when he saw how big her clit was he thought "what the hell is that" to himslef
but when he was relating the story back to you , he wanted to sound like a badass............so he SAID the he yelled that to her
at least you are on the money...long-winded. his story is complete BS.
(http://goldenmuscles.com/wp-content/gallery/erin-stern/6127.jpg)
erin stern uses something and so do the other fig and fit girls but usage is REAL low. bodies are more cardio n diet.
as normal as the hr or so my 2nd head spent between my girls legs last night.
guys on here bite on any story. i dont pay attention to 80% of the BS.
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at least you are on the money...long-winded. his story is complete BS.
(http://goldenmuscles.com/wp-content/gallery/erin-stern/6127.jpg)
erin stern uses something and so do the other fig and fit girls but usage is REAL low. bodies are more cardio n diet.
as normal as the hr or so my 2nd head spent between my girls legs last night.
guys on here bite on any story. i dont pay attention to 80% of the BS.
You should really try to write in english once. Then I'd be able to tell if your posts are of some kind of interest. Esperanto is dead, man. Let go.
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You should really try to write in english once. Then I'd be able to tell if your posts are of some kind of interest. Esperanto is dead, man. Let go.
the day you die for this board i will.
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the day you die for this board i will.
yes, well that would make a LOT of sense
.....someone asks you to stop speaking in indescribable grunts and meaningless sentence fragments
..........and you say you will only if they commit suicide :-\ :-\
seems like a reasonable request... ::) ::)
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yes, well that would make a LOT of sense
.....someone asks you to stop speaking in indescribable grunts and meaningless sentence fragments
..........and you say you will only if they commit suicide :-\ :-\
seems like a reasonable request... ::) ::)
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long-winded even when the post is short
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I easily could have picked up a chick too, but my problem was that whilst I had a few girls that I could easily have had, none really did if for me. I was holding out to find a really hot one, and then finally left it too late and missed out entirely that night and went home, alone, unfortunately.
Not to worry as I got a nice one a few days later :)
No you misunderstood me I was just wondering why you were implying in the thread title that you picked up a "fitness" chick but later said in your posts that it was your friend.
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Maybe gibs is the "fitness chick" in this story.
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Maybe gibs is the "fitness chick" in this story.
I think we have found the solution... ;D ;D ;D
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(http://oi54.tinypic.com/16jk8hy.jpg)
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Perhaps he did say "what the fuck is that" because it WAS a vagina and he was expecting / wanting a cock to be there!!!
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Maybe...
someone just 'drunk-posted'-- and that is all?
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Backfire thread.
How could a thread like this on GetBig not backfire.....
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My friend who was also at the Olympia party picked up a fitness chick at a club (not quite my type, as slightly too muscular for my taste), but with a body that quite a number of guys would like (and the usual fake tits etc). Anyhow, he gets her back, and to cut a long story short, as he is going down on her, he discovers she has the most massive clit he has ever seen in his life! "What the fuck it that!!??"" he asked her. "What do you mean?" she said. "That's my clit". He got over it, and the sex was great apparently, but he is still a bit freaked out about the clit thingy. (Not sure what supplements she was taking, but possibly test, clen, or Winstrol? - if so, then the stories about this making their clits grow might be true :)
Don't waste our time with you fake bs fantasies.. get a life.
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get a life.
...says the guy who seems to spend a lot of his own time putting down other people and making negative comments on GetBig (and probably wishes he was at the Olympia himself)...LOL.
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gib stfu
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Does the clit ever return back to normal size after she lays off the gear? or will she always be hung like a 6yr old ???
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Does the clit ever return back to normal size after she lays off the gear? or will she always be hung like a 6yr old ???
No it doesn't shrink once they have stopped the gear. Same with the tits, once those get smaller they don't really come back. If your chick is natural and her tits get smaller from dieting they come back, albeit a little more saggy.
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Does the clit ever return back to normal size after she lays off the gear? or will she always be hung like a 6yr old ???
I am not sure he will do her again as they live in different states. Although if he does do her again, I will ask him to check!
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I bet what really happened is this :As he went down on "her" he thought to himself "wow this is just like when I suck on Gibs cock"
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I bet what really happened is this :As he went down on "her" he thought to himself "wow this is just like when I suck on Gibs cock"
HAHAHAH- as I said earlier, "how could a thread like this possibly not backfire on GetBig!"
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HAHAHAH- as I said earlier, "how could a thread like this possibly not backfire on GetBig!"
;D
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Does the clit ever return back to normal size after she lays off the gear? or will she always be hung like a 6yr old ???
it does shrink back down once they go off
now if its like melissa detweiler, and they take a lot of shit......and it gets huge, it will not shrink back down to normal size
but it will go down
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it does shrink back down once they go off
now if its like melissa detweiler, and they take a lot of shit......and it gets huge, it will not shrink back down to normal size
but it will go down
Melissa is the only female bodybuilder id perform ehhhh felatio on :-\ ;D
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Melissa is the only female bodybuilder id perform ehhhh felatio on :-\ ;D
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i'd blow her :D :D
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i'd blow her :D :D
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even though she has been on a bit of stuff she still has a feminine "somthing" about her which is rear for a female enhanced bodybuilder.
And has a nice pink asshole to ;D
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even though she has been on a bit of stuff she still has a feminine "somthing" about her which is rear for a female enhanced bodybuilder.
And has a nice pink asshole to ;D
yepper
(http://pi.b5z.net/i/u/230085/i/Melissa_Dettwiller_hot_sexy_9_9_ezr.jpg)
(http://www.lifeinthefastlane.ca/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/body_builder_23sfw.gif)
and she gets gay.......
(http://www.fleshpuppet.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/melissa-dettwiller-and-angela-salvagno.jpg)
(http://www.femalemuscle.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/allifit.jpg)
(http://www.sexymusclegirls.com/wp-content/uploads/Image/angimelis.jpg)
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yepper
(http://pi.b5z.net/i/u/230085/i/Melissa_Dettwiller_hot_sexy_9_9_ezr.jpg)
(http://www.lifeinthefastlane.ca/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/body_builder_23sfw.gif)
and she gets gay.......
(http://www.fleshpuppet.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/melissa-dettwiller-and-angela-salvagno.jpg)
(http://www.femalemuscle.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/allifit.jpg)
(http://www.sexymusclegirls.com/wp-content/uploads/Image/angimelis.jpg)
Fuck yeah!! i dont mind being called a schmoe for wanting to swoard fight with Mel's penoris ;D
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Fuck yeah!! i dont mind being called a schmoe for wanting to swoard fight with Mel's penoris ;D
it will only get humiliating once she pulls it out and starts smacking you on the forehead with it..
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it will only get humiliating once she pulls it out and starts smacking you on the forehead with it..
its only gay if you want it to be ;D
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gib,
What is the fb page of the girl with the thumb size clit?
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My friend who was also at the Olympia party picked up a fitness chick at a club (not quite my type, as slightly too muscular for my taste), but with a body that quite a number of guys would like (and the usual fake tits etc). Anyhow, he gets her back, and to cut a long story short, as he is going down on her, he discovers she has the most massive clit he has ever seen in his life! "What the fuck it that!!??"" he asked her. "What do you mean?" she said. "That's my clit". He got over it, and the sex was great apparently, but he is still a bit freaked out about the clit thingy. (Not sure what supplements she was taking, but possibly test, clen, or Winstrol? - if so, then the stories about this making their clits grow might be true :)
Oh boy ::)
You mean that some chick laughed at your little 6" and ran out don't you... :-*
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gib,
What is the fb page of the girl with the thumb size clit?
Dude - I did indeed think about putting up the facebook link, but then decided against it - Its too harsh on the girl. I met her earlier on at the party and she seemed nice. I would feel pretty bad putting it up and then her becoming an internet sensation as "the fitness girl with the giant clit".
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PS - one more thing about this story, in case anyone is interested. My friend did her unprotected. She did look healthy and clean, but still not the smartest of things to do really considering it was only around 4 hours between the time he met her and the time he got her back to his hotel room.
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PS - one more thing about this story, in case anyone is interested. My friend did her unprotected. She did look healthy and clean, but still not the smartest of things to do really considering it was only around 4 hours between the time he met her and the time he got her back to his hotel room.
;D ;D ;D
Maybe it was love at first sight? ???
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Nahh - lust more like it :)
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Nahh - lust more like it :)
Captain Obvious to the rescue.
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There's an update to this story. The girl is coming up to visit this weekend. A few of the guys will be out, and we will likely see her out with my buddy. Everyone knows the story, so this is going to be quite funny. Most of the boys are quite subtle, but even so, there might be a bit of snickering or an occasional drunken comment :)
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There's an update to this story. The girl is coming up to visit this weekend. A few of the guys will be out, and we will likely see her out with my buddy. Everyone knows the story, so this is going to be quite funny. Most of the boys are quite subtle, but even so, there might be a bit of snickering or an occasional drunken comment :)
Jesus, you won't quit with this "story" will you?
post a pic already, you have her FB page and I am sure that she has pics there..Take one and block out the face or it didn't happen. ::)