Picked up a fitness chick at the Olympia party - funny story

[gib]

My friend who was also at the Olympia party picked up a fitness chick at a club (not quite my type, as slightly too muscular for my taste), but with a body that quite a number of guys would like (and the usual fake tits etc). Anyhow, he gets her back, and to cut a long story short, as he is going down on her, he discovers she has the most massive clit he has ever seen in his life! "What the fuck it that!!??"" he asked her. "What do you mean?" she said. "That's my clit". He got over it, and the sex was great apparently, but he is still a bit freaked out about the clit thingy. (Not sure what supplements she was taking, but possibly test, clen, or Winstrol? - if so, then the stories about this making their clits grow might be true

[scottmarkley]

My friend who was also at the Olympia party picked up a fitness chick at a club (not quite my type, as slightly too muscular for my taste), but with a body that quite a number of guys would like (and the usual fake tits etc). Anyhow, he gets her back, and to cut a long story short, as he is going down on her, he discovers she has the most massive clit he has ever seen in his life! "What the fuck it that!!??"" he asked her. "What do you mean?" she said. "That's my clit". He got over it, and the sex was great apparently, but he is still a bit freaked out about the clit thingy. (Not sure what supplements she was taking, but possibly test, clen, or Winstrol - if so, then the stories about this making their clits grow might be true

you dont get that from 10mg of anavar hahahaha

[gib]

you dont get that from 10mg of anavar hahahaha

Agree - I know a few girls who do the Anavar/clen combo, (or somtimes low-dose Winstrol/Clen), and they seemed normal down there! I think it could either be certain girls receptors that make that happen, or its if they are taking something stronger (or test, even at low dosages).

[youandme]

Just depends on the girl. I have banged a few out that only took tina, and had big clits, so no it's not gear related all the time. One time there was this stripper that was very fit and muscular, but did not workout and she had a penoris, I swear every time I got her going, I would reach down and feel this knob... 

[scottmarkley]

Agree - I know a few girls who do the Anavar/clen combo, (or somtimes low-dose Winstrol/Clen), and they seemed normal down there! I think it could either be certain girls receptors that make that happen, or its if they are taking something stronger (or test, even at low dosages).

i think you maybe under estimating the depraved nature of these females im sure some of these whores are using the same goodies as the big boys  

[~UN_$ung~]

i find your story highly suspect..............act ually i dont believe it at all




first, your buddy, you guys being im assuming bodybuilders at the olympia.........should know the unique physical "attributes" of muscle chicks......why would that be a suprise


second, no guy not even the BIGGEST asshole would yell out "what the fuck is that" when he is being intimate with a girl, no one is that hurtful

and if a guy did have the balls to yell that out.......the girl would run crying out of the hotel........she wouldnt remain there and fuck him






the story is implausible.........what i would bet happened.........was when he saw how big her clit was he thought "what the hell is that" to himslef

but when he was relating the story back to you , he wanted to sound like a badass............so he SAID the he yelled that to her

[Matt C]

the story is implosible.........what i would bet happened.........was when he saw how big her clit was he thought "what the hell is that" to himslef

but when he was relating the story back to you , he wanted to sound like a badass............so he SAID the he yelled that to her

Yes, that makes more sense.  I don't think women particularly appreciate vagina jokes [although personally I find them funny as hell].  I would say it would make a woman pretty uncomfortable for that story to happen as described.

[~UN_$ung~]

Yes, that makes more sense.  I don't think women particularly appreciate vagina jokes [although personally I find them funny as hell].  I would say it would make a woman pretty uncomfortable for that story to happen as described.

i have fucked some straight up hose-hounds..........but not one of them would have stayed in the room and fucked me after i looked at their vagina and yelled "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT"

its just a nonsense  story

[scottmarkley]

i find your story highly suspect..............act ually i dont believe it at all




first, your buddy, you guys being im assuming bodybuilders at the olympia.........should know the unique physical "attributes" of muscle chicks......why would that be a suprise


second, no guy not even the BIGGEST asshole would yell out "what the fuck is that" when he is being intimate with a girl, no one is that hurtful

and if a guy did have the balls to yell that out.......the girl would run crying out of the hotel........she wouldnt remain there and fuck him






the story is implausible.........what i would bet happened.........was when he saw how big her clit was he thought "what the hell is that" to himslef

but when he was relating the story back to you , he wanted to sound like a badass............so he SAID the he yelled that to her

women are

[~UN_$ung~]

women are

i agrree, it would be more believable for a woman to say something hurtful to a man then vice versa



men are taught their whole lieves that women are emotionally sensitive and body conscious........and not to say things that would hurt their self efficacy




women on the other hand can be extremely cruel, to men , and to other women

[Benny B]

i find your story highly suspect..............act ually i dont believe it at all




first, your buddy, you guys being im assuming bodybuilders at the olympia.........should know the unique physical "attributes" of muscle chicks......why would that be a suprise


second, no guy not even the BIGGEST asshole would yell out "what the fuck is that" when he is being intimate with a girl, no one is that hurtful

and if a guy did have the balls to yell that out.......the girl would run crying out of the hotel........she wouldnt remain there and fuck him






the story is implausible.........what i would bet happened.........was when he saw how big her clit was he thought "what the hell is that" to himslef

but when he was relating the story back to you , he wanted to sound like a badass............so he SAID the he yelled that to her

SHUT THE FUCK UP.  The only way your sorry ass knows any thing about seeing FBB punani is from those schmoe sessions you pay for. You get's no sex otherwise, needle dick. Nobody cares that "you don't believe him," you worthless piece of shit. 

[~UN_$ung~]

SHUT THE FUCK UP.  The only way your sorry ass knows any thing about seeing FBB punani is from those schmoe sessions you pay for. You get's no sex otherwise, needle dick. Nobody cares that "you don't believe him," you worthless piece of shit. 

 

you cant help it...........you an animal.

[youandme]

When a chick breasts feeds from having a kid, does it mess up her nipples? Cause some chick blamed being pregnant for having some big/weird nipples I just laughed.

[disco_stu]

....
men are taught their whole lieves that women are emotionally sensitive and body conscious........and not to say things that would hurt their self efficacy
....

self efficacy?...and what would that be einstein?

you obviously dont know what the word means..so why use it?

[~UN_$ung~]

self efficacy?...and what would that be einstein?

you obviously dont know what the word means..so why use it?

yeh, your right, i should have said self esteem or self concept


i wasnt talking about her confidence in whether or not she can perform a task..........i made a mistake





now please fuck off, you nitpicking little c0cksucker........and never speak to me again, cause i never find myself speaking you

[KevinP85]

women are

Yes, just ask Laura pointing out Mike's "shortcomings."

[titusisback]

tell your buddy he fucked a she-male. He'll be scarred for life

[gib]

Ok - I think you are right -maybe he did not say "what the fuck is that!". But I am pretty sure he did say something like "what's that?". I know the guy, and he would say that kind of thing (not in an intentionlly mean way, but more in a suprised way). He's the kind of guy who I have heard directly say "you look like you have put on some weight" to a girl, when clearly I would have more tact in such a situation.

So anyhow, yes, I tried scaring him into thinking it was a trannie etc, but its pretty obviously not one - he has checked her facebook since then, and its got pics of her when she was younger, so we suspect its due to some kind of supplements she was taking.

As for how big the clit was, he reckons the size of this thumb, when it was fully engorged and stimulated.
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[KevinP85]

Ok - I think you are right -maybe he did not say "what the fuck is that!". But I am pretty sure he did say something like "what's that?". I know the guy, and he would say that kind of thing (not in an intentionlly mean way, but more in a suprised way). He's the kind of guy who I have heard directly say "you look like you have put on some weight" to a girl, when clearly I would have more tact in such a situation.

So anyhow, yes, I tried scaring him into thinking it was a trannie etc, but its pretty obviously not one - he has checked her facebook since then, and its got pics of her when she was younger, so we suspect its due to some kind of supplements she was taking.

As for how big the clit was, he reckons the size of this thumb, when it was fully engorged and stimulated.
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Name the girl.

[no one]

Ok - I think you are right -maybe he did not say "what the fuck is that!". But I am pretty sure he did say something like "what's that?". I know the guy, and he would say that kind of thing (not in an intentionlly mean way, but more in a suprised way). He's the kind of guy who I have heard directly say "you look like you have put on some weight" to a girl, when clearly I would have more tact in such a situation.

So anyhow, yes, I tried scaring him into thinking it was a trannie etc, but its pretty obviously not one - he has checked her facebook since then, and its got pics of her when she was younger, so we suspect its due to some kind of supplements she was taking.

As for how big the clit was, he reckons the size of this thumb, when it was fully engorged and stimulated.
"

what?!

jezus christ!

[MONSTER_TRICEPS]

 

[Stark]

My friend who was also at the Olympia party picked up a fitness chick...

Jesus Christ I mean cool story bro, but the thread went from (thread title) Picked up a fitness chick at the Olympia party - funny story - to
my friend .... picked up a girl    don't you think that's a little sad? Its like if a friend says to me, so did you and your friend bang those
hot twin chicks? and you say: Oh yeah it was awesome we went back to my apartment and Marc banged them both!!!  

[Parker]

Yes, just ask Laura pointing out Mike's "shortcomings."

I was about to say this...

Most likely, the fitness chick had said, WTH is that?" and dude said, "Its my cock...", abd the girl said, "You sure you didn't finish growing? It's like it's still in the oven..."

[gib]

Jesus Christ I mean cool story bro, but the thread went from (thread title) Picked up a fitness chick at the Olympia party - funny story - to
my friend .... picked up a girl    don't you think that's a little sad? Its like if a friend says to me, so did you and your friend bang those
hot twin chicks? and you say: Oh yeah it was awesome we went back to my apartment and Marc banged them both!!!  

I easily could have picked up a chick too, but my problem was that whilst I had a few girls that I could easily have had, none really did if for me. I was holding out to find a really hot one, and then finally left it too late and missed out entirely that night and went home, alone, unfortunately.

Not to worry as I got a nice one a few days later

[Parker]

The bikini chicks are FAR more attractive than the fitness/figure chicks.