Ok - I think you are right -maybe he did not say "what the fuck is that!". But I am pretty sure he did say something like "what's that?". I know the guy, and he would say that kind of thing (not in an intentionlly mean way, but more in a suprised way). He's the kind of guy who I have heard directly say "you look like you have put on some weight" to a girl, when clearly I would have more tact in such a situation.
So anyhow, yes, I tried scaring him into thinking it was a trannie etc, but its pretty obviously not one - he has checked her facebook since then, and its got pics of her when she was younger, so we suspect its due to some kind of supplements she was taking.
As for how big the clit was, he reckons the size of this thumb, when it was fully engorged and stimulated.
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