Getbig.com: American Bodybuilding, Fitness and Figure
Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Deicide on September 29, 2010, 06:11:50 AM
-
If I want to get my dump out of the way, I drink coffee to bring it about.
How about you?
-
I have coffee every morning.....I take a dump every morning. direct correlation?
-
I have coffee every morning.....I take a dump every morning. direct correlation?
You never know. Do you feel the dumps come faster after the coffee?
-
Throw a fat dip of coppenhagen in there and you will be sprinting for the bathroom.
-
i thought it was nonsense at first but it really works everytime.
-
You never know. Do you feel the dumps come faster after the coffee?
Yep. So i don't chance it......plus I can't function without the coffee anyway. ;D
-
LOL, welcome back deicide and his digestion threads!!!
-
i thought it was nonsense at first but it really works everytime.
It really gives you a sense of control over your body. No more running to the can being controlled by your bowels. With coffee you are in charge!
-
LOL, welcome back deicide and his digestion threads!!!
Deicide = Billy Zane with a bowel movement fetish.
-
Deicide = Billy Zane with a bowel movement fetish.
It's all about personal control; coffee gives you that control.
-
Coffee accelerates bowel movements - if you believe it, it works.
-
Coffee accelerates bowel movements - if you believe it, it works.
It's not just belief. It's the TRUTH! :o
-
It's not just belief. It's the TRUTH! :o
I used to take a dump after every coffee without fail...then /i quit drinking coffee and I was constipated for a week and then I was back to normal....true story
-
it does work, i was wondering if it was just me, but apparently not. thats a good thing :)
-
It really gives you a sense of control over your body. No more running to the can being controlled by your bowels. With coffee you are in charge!
The coffee industry should make this their slogan.
Nails?
-
Throw a fat dip of coppenhagen in there and you will be sprinting for the bathroom.
skoal wintergreen does it for me.
-
hell yes.
within 5 min i'm blasting a monster shit out of my anal passage
-
The coffee industry should make this their slogan.
Nails?
They really should!
-
Throw a fat dip of coppenhagen in there and you will be sprinting for the bathroom.
I prefer skoal, but good lord if there is a more powerful laxative than coffee and a fat dip then god help whoever is taking it!
-
morning coffee = instant sewer pickle release
-
I prefer skoal, but good lord if there is a more powerful laxative than coffee and a fat dip then god help whoever is taking it!
I finally quit chewing after almost 20 years last year. I swear I was fucking mentally retarded for the first couple weeks of going through withdrawals........i was a 1.5 to 2 can a day chewer. I would've gone bankrupt chewing Skoal that much. Timberwolf is a hundred times better and only like 2.50 a can. The best part is when you open a can you don't get pissed off that the fuckin mexicans at the plant ripped off a couple of chaws at the assembly line like with skoal. Can is pack full and tight 8) Horrible habit though..........it'll be a year for me in december 8)
-
bwhwhahahhaahha i laughed out loud at this topic
-
The coffee industry should make this their slogan.
Nails?
that line he used is gold
-
I finally quit chewing after almost 20 years last year. I swear I was fucking mentally retarded for the first couple weeks of going through withdrawals........i was a 1.5 to 2 can a day chewer. I would've gone bankrupt chewing Skoal that much. Timberwolf is a hundred times better and only like 2.50 a can. The best part is when you open a can you don't get pissed off that the fuckin mexicans at the plant ripped off a couple of chaws at the assembly line like with skoal. Can is pack full and tight 8) Horrible habit though..........it'll be a year for me in december 8)
Yea its disgusting, ill only have the occasional dip. Ill go a year or longer sometimes without when. But I do enjoy it whenever I do. Ive never even gone thru a whole can before throwing it away.
-
If I want to get my dump out of the way, I drink coffee to bring it about.
How about you?
dude, you have done this same thread like 4 times already..are you going to redo every thread that you before you came back?
-
working out in the morning helps too.
-
working out in the morning helps too.
lol, not sure about that. But yeah coffee and throwing a dip in would accelerate things.
-
lol, not sure about that. But yeah coffee and throwing a dip in would accelerate things.
helps me, not that i have a problem in that area tho.
-
Dump comes approx 15-20mins post coffee.
Always really good dumps where you feel very clean and light again.
-
my ex would only take a dump once every 2 weeks. don't know how that is possible, when she actually did eat food.
-
morning coffee = instant sewer pickle release
QFT hahaha
I think ex lax would be a more MILD laxative, than coffee is.
-
If I want to get my dump out of the way, I drink coffee to bring it about.
How about you?
Brutal I just got hired at that 'job' thing and learned that drinking coffee makes you take a shit in the morning lol ...
-
It's not called "stoolie softener" for nothing :-)
-
bwhwhahahhaahha i laughed out loud at this topic
Jt , next time you have a BF over and need to make some room in a hurry just drink a coffee haha gayer than a coffee enema
-
OH YEA, every morning at the same time!! even decaf works for me
-
(http://p1.xhamster.com/000/002/261/372_1000.jpg)
-
Works wonders.