I have coffee every morning.....I take a dump every morning. direct correlation?
You never know. Do you feel the dumps come faster after the coffee?
i thought it was nonsense at first but it really works everytime.
LOL, welcome back deicide and his digestion threads!!!
Deicide = Billy Zane with a bowel movement fetish.
Coffee accelerates bowel movements - if you believe it, it works.
It's not just belief. It's the TRUTH!
It really gives you a sense of control over your body. No more running to the can being controlled by your bowels. With coffee you are in charge!
Throw a fat dip of coppenhagen in there and you will be sprinting for the bathroom.
The coffee industry should make this their slogan.Nails?
I prefer skoal, but good lord if there is a more powerful laxative than coffee and a fat dip then god help whoever is taking it!
I finally quit chewing after almost 20 years last year. I swear I was fucking mentally retarded for the first couple weeks of going through withdrawals........i was a 1.5 to 2 can a day chewer. I would've gone bankrupt chewing Skoal that much. Timberwolf is a hundred times better and only like 2.50 a can. The best part is when you open a can you don't get pissed off that the fuckin mexicans at the plant ripped off a couple of chaws at the assembly line like with skoal. Can is pack full and tight Horrible habit though..........it'll be a year for me in december
If I want to get my dump out of the way, I drink coffee to bring it about.How about you?
