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Title: Do you feel comfortable relaxing and taking your time on a dump when your gf or
Post by: Deicide on October 04, 2010, 10:07:57 AM
wife are around?

Discuss...
Title: Re: Do you feel comfortable relaxing and taking your time on a dump when your gf or
Post by: Army of One on October 04, 2010, 10:10:16 AM
I only tense up if she wont open her mouth.
Title: Re: Do you feel comfortable relaxing and taking your time on a dump when your gf or
Post by: Deicide on October 04, 2010, 10:15:10 AM
I only tense up if she wont open her mouth.

Interesting fetish...
Title: Re: Do you feel comfortable relaxing and taking your time on a dump when your gf
Post by: MORTALCOIL on October 04, 2010, 10:15:19 AM
Who would have thought Deicide was Tallgerman's gimmick?
Title: Re: Do you feel comfortable relaxing and taking your time on a dump when your gf
Post by: Deicide on October 04, 2010, 10:16:49 AM
Who would have thought Deicide was Tallgerman's gimmick?

You'd think, wouldn't you? But I have no gimmiks. I honestly have some problems taking dumps when my gf is around. Psychological thing. :-\
Title: Re: Do you feel comfortable relaxing and taking your time on a dump when your gf
Post by: MORTALCOIL on October 04, 2010, 10:17:51 AM
You'd think, wouldn't you? But I have no gimmiks. I honestly have some problems taking dumps when my gf is around. Psychological thing. :-\

Start with farting. It'll grow on her.
Title: Re: Do you feel comfortable relaxing and taking your time on a dump when your gf
Post by: Deicide on October 04, 2010, 10:18:27 AM
Start with farting. It'll grow on her.

Yeah, that's a good point. :)
Title: Re: Do you feel comfortable relaxing and taking your time on a dump when your gf or
Post by: Doug_Steele on October 04, 2010, 10:33:15 AM
Just have one talk to you while taking a shit with the door closed.  :D I mean, you are trying to squeeze out a mud monkey and you have your G/F talking. What women wants to talk to a guy while taking a shit?  :D :D :D
Title: Re: Do you feel comfortable relaxing and taking your time on a dump when your gf or
Post by: BIG ACH on October 04, 2010, 11:43:51 AM

Oh yeah!!! Its a 30 mins ordeal with me, thats a known fact!!!  ;D
Title: Re: Do you feel comfortable relaxing and taking your time on a dump when your gf or
Post by: BIG_STI on October 04, 2010, 11:44:30 AM
epic beta male thread
Title: Re: Do you feel comfortable relaxing and taking your time on a dump when your gf or
Post by: Deicide on October 04, 2010, 11:44:37 AM
Oh yeah!!! Its a 30 mins ordeal with me, thats a known fact!!!  ;D

Well, come Christmans I will be living with her for 2 weeks so it will happen eventually....
Title: Re: Do you feel comfortable relaxing and taking your time on a dump when your gf or
Post by: Doug_Steele on October 04, 2010, 11:53:24 AM
Oh yeah!!! Its a 30 mins ordeal with me, thats a known fact!!!  ;D

You should start shitting outside like a Bear.  8)
Title: Re: Do you feel comfortable relaxing and taking your time on a dump when your gf or
Post by: BIG ACH on October 04, 2010, 12:22:47 PM

I take my laptop with me while on the shitter and everything!!! Can't miss a moment on getbig!
Title: Re: Do you feel comfortable relaxing and taking your time on a dump when your gf or
Post by: Doug_Steele on October 04, 2010, 12:27:58 PM
I take my laptop with me while on the shitter and everything!!! Can't miss a moment on getbig!

Do you shit in Beastmode?  :D
Title: Re: Do you feel comfortable relaxing and taking your time on a dump when your gf or
Post by: Matt C on October 04, 2010, 12:30:27 PM
wife are around?

Discuss...

I was asking my friends about this just last week and was reading about it on here:

http://ask.metafilter.com/28142/My-bathroom-privacygone-forever
Title: Re: Do you feel comfortable relaxing and taking your time on a dump when your gf or
Post by: George Whorewell on October 04, 2010, 12:37:17 PM
Do you have an ass or shit fetish? Two threads in the last 12 hours asking why men like anal sex and if they take their time going bm with their girlfriend around.

Do you consult this board for every useless thing that pops into your head?
Title: Re: Do you feel comfortable relaxing and taking your time on a dump when your gf or
Post by: kiwiol on October 04, 2010, 12:41:33 PM
That's not Lee Priest
Title: Re: Do you feel comfortable relaxing and taking your time on a dump when your gf or
Post by: Deicide on October 04, 2010, 01:32:12 PM
I was asking my friends about this just last week and was reading about it on here:

http://ask.metafilter.com/28142/My-bathroom-privacygone-forever

Good find.
Title: Re: Do you feel comfortable relaxing and taking your time on a dump when your gf or
Post by: Boost on October 04, 2010, 01:35:20 PM
Get some more fiber in your diet.

you'll be in the bathroom no longer than 2 minutes.
Title: Re: Do you feel comfortable relaxing and taking your time on a dump when your gf or
Post by: Deicide on October 04, 2010, 01:39:55 PM
Get some more fiber in your diet.

you'll be in the bathroom no longer than 2 minutes.

Yeah, I mostly concerned about the 'clean exit dump' (minimal clean up time); what foods are best for that?
Title: Re: Do you feel comfortable relaxing and taking your time on a dump when your gf or
Post by: dov on October 04, 2010, 01:41:37 PM
Start supplementing with heavy doses of flaxseed.



















....If u wanna shite razorblades.
Title: Re: Do you feel comfortable relaxing and taking your time on a dump when your gf or
Post by: Deicide on October 04, 2010, 01:45:49 PM
Start supplementing with heavy doses of flaxseed.



















....If u wanna shite razorblades.

No advice for quality/clean exit dumps?
Title: Re: Do you feel comfortable relaxing and taking your time on a dump when your gf or
Post by: James Blunt on October 04, 2010, 01:51:45 PM
go to jail for a day or two. lol. You'll have to shit in front of everyone and their grandmother. You'll appreciate the door. The girlfriend wont even matter. Before long you'll invite her in.

(http://www.claysheriff.org/jail%20tour%20002.jpg)

Title: Re: Do you feel comfortable relaxing and taking your time on a dump when your gf or
Post by: G_Thang on October 04, 2010, 01:57:06 PM
go to jail for a day or two. lol. You'll have to shit in front of everyone and their grandmother. You'll appreciate the door. The girlfriend wont even matter. Before long you'll invite her in.

(http://www.claysheriff.org/jail%20tour%20002.jpg)





ex-lax n air freshener must be in high demand.  
Title: Re: Do you feel comfortable relaxing and taking your time on a dump when your gf or
Post by: SolidJay on October 04, 2010, 02:01:15 PM
Saw Jay in Toronto when he was posing and doing a Q and A at a highschool. I see that Val guy all the time by my old job, chilled out dood.
Title: Re: Do you feel comfortable relaxing and taking your time on a dump when your gf or
Post by: dov on October 04, 2010, 02:06:30 PM
Jk go ahead and use flaxseed. It offers plenty of healthy fats and makes shitz very enjoyables. Kind of like a getle, smooth runnin mountain stream. Very peaceful and painless.
Title: Re: Do you feel comfortable relaxing and taking your time on a dump when your gf or
Post by: wes on October 04, 2010, 02:08:28 PM
Yet another fecal matter thread !! :(
Title: Re: Do you feel comfortable relaxing and taking your time on a dump when your gf or
Post by: dr.chimps on October 04, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
Yet another fecal matter thread !! :(
Yes, Deicide seems to be the return of Alexander Portnoy.   ;D
Title: Re: Do you feel comfortable relaxing and taking your time on a dump when your gf or
Post by: wes on October 04, 2010, 02:13:41 PM
At least 2 threads a month are devoted exclusively to shit !!  ;D
Title: Re: Do you feel comfortable relaxing and taking your time on a dump when your gf or
Post by: _bruce_ on October 04, 2010, 02:56:54 PM
Shitting = inverse anal.