Author Topic: Do you feel comfortable relaxing and taking your time on a dump when your gf or (Read 4067 times)

Deicide · « **on:** October 04, 2010, 10:07:57 AM »

wife are around?

Discuss...

Army of One · « **Reply #1 on:** October 04, 2010, 10:10:16 AM »

I only tense up if she wont open her mouth.

Deicide · « **Reply #2 on:** October 04, 2010, 10:15:10 AM »

Quote from: Army of One on October 04, 2010, 10:10:16 AM

I only tense up if she wont open her mouth.

Interesting fetish...

MORTALCOIL · « **Reply #3 on:** October 04, 2010, 10:15:19 AM »

Who would have thought Deicide was Tallgerman's gimmick?

Deicide · « **Reply #4 on:** October 04, 2010, 10:16:49 AM »

Quote from: MORTALCOIL on October 04, 2010, 10:15:19 AM

Who would have thought Deicide was Tallgerman's gimmick?

You'd think, wouldn't you? But I have no gimmiks. I honestly have some problems taking dumps when my gf is around. Psychological thing. $:-\$

MORTALCOIL · « **Reply #5 on:** October 04, 2010, 10:17:51 AM »

Quote from: Deicide on October 04, 2010, 10:16:49 AM

You'd think, wouldn't you? But I have no gimmiks. I honestly have some problems taking dumps when my gf is around. Psychological thing. $:-\$

Start with farting. It'll grow on her.

Deicide · « **Reply #6 on:** October 04, 2010, 10:18:27 AM »

Quote from: MORTALCOIL on October 04, 2010, 10:17:51 AM

Start with farting. It'll grow on her.

Yeah, that's a good point.

Doug_Steele · « **Reply #7 on:** October 04, 2010, 10:33:15 AM »

Just have one talk to you while taking a shit with the door closed.

I mean, you are trying to squeeze out a mud monkey and you have your G/F talking. What women wants to talk to a guy while taking a shit?

BIG ACH · « **Reply #8 on:** October 04, 2010, 11:43:51 AM »

Oh yeah!!! Its a 30 mins ordeal with me, thats a known fact!!!

BIG_STI · « **Reply #9 on:** October 04, 2010, 11:44:30 AM »

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Deicide · « **Reply #10 on:** October 04, 2010, 11:44:37 AM »

Quote from: BIG ACH on October 04, 2010, 11:43:51 AM

Oh yeah!!! Its a 30 mins ordeal with me, thats a known fact!!!

Well, come Christmans I will be living with her for 2 weeks so it will happen eventually....

Doug_Steele · « **Reply #11 on:** October 04, 2010, 11:53:24 AM »

Quote from: BIG ACH on October 04, 2010, 11:43:51 AM

Oh yeah!!! Its a 30 mins ordeal with me, thats a known fact!!!

You should start shitting outside like a Bear.

BIG ACH · « **Reply #12 on:** October 04, 2010, 12:22:47 PM »

I take my laptop with me while on the shitter and everything!!! Can't miss a moment on getbig!

Doug_Steele · « **Reply #13 on:** October 04, 2010, 12:27:58 PM »

Quote from: BIG ACH on October 04, 2010, 12:22:47 PM

I take my laptop with me while on the shitter and everything!!! Can't miss a moment on getbig!

Do you shit in Beastmode?

Matt C · « **Reply #14 on:** October 04, 2010, 12:30:27 PM »

Quote from: Deicide on October 04, 2010, 10:07:57 AM

wife are around?

Discuss...

I was asking my friends about this just last week and was reading about it on here:

http://ask.metafilter.com/28142/My-bathroom-privacygone-forever

George Whorewell · « **Reply #15 on:** October 04, 2010, 12:37:17 PM »

Do you have an ass or shit fetish? Two threads in the last 12 hours asking why men like anal sex and if they take their time going bm with their girlfriend around.

Do you consult this board for every useless thing that pops into your head?

kiwiol · « **Reply #16 on:** October 04, 2010, 12:41:33 PM »

That's not Lee Priest

Deicide · « **Reply #17 on:** October 04, 2010, 01:32:12 PM »

Quote from: Matt C on October 04, 2010, 12:30:27 PM

I was asking my friends about this just last week and was reading about it on here:

http://ask.metafilter.com/28142/My-bathroom-privacygone-forever

Good find.

Boost · « **Reply #18 on:** October 04, 2010, 01:35:20 PM »

Get some more fiber in your diet.

you'll be in the bathroom no longer than 2 minutes.

Deicide · « **Reply #19 on:** October 04, 2010, 01:39:55 PM »

Quote from: Boost on October 04, 2010, 01:35:20 PM

Get some more fiber in your diet.

you'll be in the bathroom no longer than 2 minutes.

Yeah, I mostly concerned about the 'clean exit dump' (minimal clean up time); what foods are best for that?

dov · « **Reply #20 on:** October 04, 2010, 01:41:37 PM »

Start supplementing with heavy doses of flaxseed.

....If u wanna shite razorblades.

Deicide · « **Reply #21 on:** October 04, 2010, 01:45:49 PM »

Quote from: dov on October 04, 2010, 01:41:37 PM

Start supplementing with heavy doses of flaxseed.

....If u wanna shite razorblades.

No advice for quality/clean exit dumps?

James Blunt · « **Reply #22 on:** October 04, 2010, 01:51:45 PM »

go to jail for a day or two. lol. You'll have to shit in front of everyone and their grandmother. You'll appreciate the door. The girlfriend wont even matter. Before long you'll invite her in.

G_Thang · « **Reply #23 on:** October 04, 2010, 01:57:06 PM »

Quote from: James Blunt on October 04, 2010, 01:51:45 PM

go to jail for a day or two. lol. You'll have to shit in front of everyone and their grandmother. You'll appreciate the door. The girlfriend wont even matter. Before long you'll invite her in.

ex-lax n air freshener must be in high demand.

SolidJay · « **Reply #24 on:** October 04, 2010, 02:01:15 PM »

Saw Jay in Toronto when he was posing and doing a Q and A at a highschool. I see that Val guy all the time by my old job, chilled out dood.