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Title: Jean-Claude Van Damme Suffers Heart Attack!
Post by: Wiggs on October 19, 2010, 09:47:04 PM
Johnnynoname is on suicide watch.

http://wonderwall.msn.com/movies/jean-claude-van-damme-suffers-from-a-heart-attack-1578851.story?GT1=28135
Title: Re: Jean-Claude Van Damme Suffers Heart Attack!
Post by: unracked on October 19, 2010, 09:48:58 PM
 :o
















































































































 ::)
Title: Re: Jean-Claude Van Damme Suffers Heart Attack!
Post by: Master Blaster on October 19, 2010, 09:52:25 PM
Johnnynoname is on suicide watch.

http://wonderwall.msn.com/movies/jean-claude-van-damme-suffers-from-a-heart-attack-1578851.story?GT1=28135

coke?
Title: Re: Jean-Claude Van Damme Suffers Heart Attack!
Post by: YngiweRhoads on October 19, 2010, 09:54:08 PM
coke?

yep
Title: Re: Jean-Claude Van Damme Suffers Heart Attack!
Post by: Wiggs on October 19, 2010, 09:54:27 PM
:o


 ::)


Since when did shadows start responding?

I'm flattered that your enamored with me...Anything else you'd like to know about me?  I'll save you the time of reading over 10k posts...I'm an open book and there's nothing you can say or do to make me cower in embarrassment...Can you say the same?  

Cause all it takes is me to pay a small fee and all your most intimate information is posted...Are you sure your giant ego can handle that?

I'm sure the boys here could use a good laugh.
Title: Re: Jean-Claude Van Damme Suffers Heart Attack!
Post by: clued-up on October 19, 2010, 09:57:15 PM
Anything else you'd like to know about me?

How do you feel about your abnormally small penis?  ;D
Title: Re: Jean-Claude Van Damme Suffers Heart Attack!
Post by: Wiggs on October 19, 2010, 09:57:55 PM
How do you feel about your abnormally small penis?  ;D

usually with my right hand but I like to switch it up.

Is 6.5 inches small now?  Yikes...Considering the average penis length is 5-6 inches erect, I'd say your comprehension skills are abnormally small...Let me guess, you're in that elite group of 10 inch monsters... ::)
Title: Re: Jean-Claude Van Damme Suffers Heart Attack!
Post by: Master Blaster on October 19, 2010, 09:58:45 PM

Since when did shadows start responding?

I'm flattered that your enamored with me...Anything else you'd like to know about me?  I'll save you the time of reading over 10k posts...I'm an open book and there's nothing you can say or do to make me cower in embarrassment...Can you say the same?  

Cause all it takes is me to pay a small fee and all your most intimate information is posted...Are you sure your giant ego can handle that?

I'm sure the boys here could use a good laugh.

chillax, brah
Title: Re: Jean-Claude Van Damme Suffers Heart Attack!
Post by: unracked on October 19, 2010, 10:00:39 PM
How do you feel about your abnormally small penis?  ;D
Sounds like Wiglet has been infected with Arvillaism.
Title: Re: Jean-Claude Van Damme Suffers Heart Attack!
Post by: Wiggs on October 19, 2010, 10:04:04 PM
chillax, brah

Oh no my friend, I haven't started...
Title: Re: Jean-Claude Van Damme Suffers Heart Attack!
Post by: Doug_Steele on October 19, 2010, 10:05:30 PM
Sal is Mortified.  :-\ :-\
Title: Re: Jean-Claude Van Damme Suffers Heart Attack!
Post by: dyslexic on October 19, 2010, 10:14:44 PM
I don't get it...
Title: Re: Jean-Claude Van Damme Suffers Heart Attack!
Post by: clued-up on October 19, 2010, 10:36:35 PM
Is 6.5 inches small now?  Yikes...Considering the average penis length is 5-6 inches erect, I'd say your comprehension skills are abnormally small...Let me guess, you're in that elite group of 10 inch monsters... ::)

I wouldn’t call myself a *monster*.. but I would call myself better endowed than you.

6.5.... small? No. Unless you weigh over 220lbs. In which case, 6.5 would unquestionably appear small.

It sounds like you have a healthy mental outlook, and are OK with your dick size. That answers my question. Thank you.

Title: Re: Jean-Claude Van Damme Suffers Heart Attack!
Post by: Wiggs on October 19, 2010, 10:41:29 PM
I wouldn’t call myself a *monster*.. but I would call myself better endowed than you.

6.5.... small? No. Unless you weigh over 220lbs. In which case, 6.5 would unquestionably appear small.

It sounds like you have a healthy mental outlook, and are OK with your dick size. That answers my question. Thank you.



Happy to have obliged.
Title: Re: Jean-Claude Van Damme Suffers Heart Attack!
Post by: PJim on October 19, 2010, 10:48:10 PM
Countdown to pic of daddywaddy's member...
Title: Re: Jean-Claude Van Damme Suffers Heart Attack!
Post by: Parker on October 20, 2010, 02:20:21 AM
Countdown to pic of daddywaddy's member...
Which, for his size (6'6), was small...
Title: Re: Jean-Claude Van Damme Suffers Heart Attack!
Post by: hench on October 20, 2010, 02:23:31 AM
all a hoax apparantly and the movie he was supposed to be shooting on is already in post production, filming has wrapped
Title: Re: Jean-Claude Van Damme Suffers Heart Attack!
Post by: Lundgren on October 20, 2010, 04:18:24 AM
Which, for his size (6'6), was small...
Blow me. It's the same size regardless of height.

Title: Re: Jean-Claude Van Damme Suffers Heart Attack!
Post by: DK II on October 20, 2010, 04:21:22 AM
PIP
Title: Re: Jean-Claude Van Damme Suffers Heart Attack!
Post by: Parker on October 20, 2010, 04:45:40 AM
Blow me. It's the same size regardless of height.


Naw,  at 6'6 you better be bigger than Whitezilla
Title: Re: Jean-Claude Van Damme Suffers Heart Attack!
Post by: affeman on October 20, 2010, 04:57:16 AM
I bet it had nothing to do with the decades of steroid abuse.
Title: Re: Jean-Claude Van Damme Suffers Heart Attack!
Post by: Playboy on October 20, 2010, 05:02:59 AM
No surprise there. The guy's been chopping rails for the last 20 years.

"You bleed like Miline. Miline goooooood fuck."
Title: Re: Jean-Claude Van Damme Suffers Heart Attack!
Post by: DK II on October 20, 2010, 05:08:44 AM
I bet it had nothing to do with the decades of steroid abuse.

Steroids, alcohol, cocaine and whatever other drugs.

Guy is a train wreck. Nevertheless, watch "JCVD", it's a great movie.



Title: Re: Jean-Claude Van Damme Suffers Heart Attack!
Post by: affeman on October 20, 2010, 05:11:31 AM
Steroids, alcohol, cocaine and whatever other drugs.

Guy is a train wreck. Nevertheless, watch "JCVD", it's a great movie.





Have seen it, thought it was boring as fuck. Only scene worth watching was his monologue towards the end, that was hilarious.
Title: Re: Jean-Claude Van Damme Suffers Heart Attack!
Post by: The Showstoppa on October 20, 2010, 05:21:02 AM
Quick, someone throw salt in his eyes and he will make the fastest recovery ever !!!!
Title: Re: Jean-Claude Van Damme Suffers Heart Attack!
Post by: DK II on October 20, 2010, 05:23:59 AM
Have seen it, thought it was boring as fuck. Only scene worth watching was his monologue towards the end, that was hilarious.

I thought it was funny, the monologue is hilarious.

Actually the making of that is on the DVD is even better than the movie.  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Jean-Claude Van Damme Suffers Heart Attack!
Post by: Tito24 on October 20, 2010, 05:24:21 AM
yes i expected it to be a lot better too. the fact it was not so hollywoodish polished was a + though.
i try to avoid these hollywood action movies as much as i can.

this french mov was great too. real and raw.

Title: Re: Jean-Claude Van Damme Suffers Heart Attack!
Post by: gib on October 20, 2010, 05:25:41 AM
A littie birdie told me Van Damme quite likes his "party powder" and that this might be what caused his recent heart tension.
Title: Re: Jean-Claude Van Damme Suffers Heart Attack!
Post by: Tito24 on October 20, 2010, 05:32:28 AM
(http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/gawker/2009/03/orig_269024_bg2.jpg)
Title: Re: Jean-Claude Van Damme Suffers Heart Attack!
Post by: johnnynoname on October 20, 2010, 05:46:54 AM
Fuck all of you
Title: Re: Jean-Claude Van Damme Suffers Heart Attack!
Post by: affeman on October 20, 2010, 05:48:50 AM
(http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/gawker/2009/03/orig_269024_bg2.jpg)

Holy shit, that's the picture of a man who has his best days behind him.
Title: Re: Jean-Claude Van Damme Suffers Heart Attack!
Post by: The Showstoppa on October 20, 2010, 05:49:44 AM
Holy shit, that's the picture of a man who has his best days behind him.

Oh, but I bet they were damn good ones.
Title: Re: Jean-Claude Van Damme Suffers Heart Attack!
Post by: Tito24 on October 20, 2010, 05:50:36 AM
he cant stay as good looking as in hard target.
Title: Re: Jean-Claude Van Damme Suffers Heart Attack!
Post by: gib on October 20, 2010, 06:02:09 AM
Ha ha - nice pic. Yeah. I know some people quite close to him who tell me he really parties hard in clubs, if you know what I mean.
Title: Re: Jean-Claude Van Damme Suffers Heart Attack!
Post by: DK II on October 20, 2010, 06:02:36 AM
Oh, but I bet they were damn good ones.

Sadly enough you would think so, but when you watch the making of of "JCVD", it becomes pretty clear that van Damme is one sensible, insecure little bastard that was afraid of others, his own shortcomings and try to overplay it with arrogance, drugs and money.

All went horribly wrong for him until his "psycho striptease" around filming "JCVD".

He's a pretty sad individual.
Title: Re: Jean-Claude Van Damme Suffers Heart Attack!
Post by: affeman on October 20, 2010, 06:04:09 AM
Sadly enough you would think so, but when you watch the making of of "JCVD", it becomes pretty clear that van Damme is one sensible, insecure little bastard that was afraid of others, his own shortcomings and try to overplay it with arrogance, drugs and money.

Well, I think that goes for most "celebs". That's why they're trying so hard to become a celeb in the first place.
Title: Re: Jean-Claude Van Damme Suffers Heart Attack!
Post by: DK II on October 20, 2010, 06:04:52 AM
Well, I think that goes for most "celebs". That's why they're trying so hard to become a celeb in the first place.

Yep, most of them are wrecks.
Title: Re: Jean-Claude Van Damme Suffers Heart Attack!
Post by: Playboy on October 20, 2010, 06:43:12 AM
I bet it had nothing to do with the decades of steroid abuse.
Oh please with the steroids.  ::) Typical general public response.

If that were the case 99.9% of IFBB bbdrs, NHL players, NFL players, NBA players, Tennis players, rugby players & Olympic atheletes would be dropping dead like flies.
Title: Re: Jean-Claude Van Damme Suffers Heart Attack!
Post by: Tito24 on October 20, 2010, 06:47:26 AM
at least hes living the dream.
Title: Re: Jean-Claude Van Damme Suffers Heart Attack!
Post by: ~UN_$ung~ on October 20, 2010, 06:58:49 AM
A littie birdie told me Van Damme quite likes his "party powder" and that this might be what caused his recent heart tension.

yeh, he was pretty famous for that

particularly during the 90s......i dont know if he straightened out recently
Title: Re: Jean-Claude Van Damme Suffers Heart Attack!
Post by: gib on October 20, 2010, 07:01:46 AM
Nope - has not straightened out. My info is pretty recent (someone who met him at a club around 5 months ago).
Title: Re: Jean-Claude Van Damme Suffers Heart Attack!
Post by: arce1988 on October 20, 2010, 11:51:53 AM
??
Title: Re: Jean-Claude Van Damme Suffers Heart Attack!
Post by: Tito24 on October 20, 2010, 11:52:43 AM
btw it was a false rumour about the heart attack
Title: Re: Jean-Claude Van Damme Suffers Heart Attack!
Post by: LATS on October 20, 2010, 12:01:31 PM
yeah.. ya gotta love how after year upon year of coke and alc abuse someone actually picks out steroids to blame for the heart attack rumor  ::) lol..  and yes it apparently is just a rumor.. he is fine.. 
Title: Re: Jean-Claude Van Damme Suffers Heart Attack!
Post by: Nails on October 20, 2010, 12:05:14 PM
Damn poor Van Damme now he can only punch and kick with his right side  :(
Title: Re: Jean-Claude Van Damme Suffers Heart Attack!
Post by: Lundgren on October 20, 2010, 12:10:03 PM
Oh please with the steroids.  ::) Typical general public response.

If that were the case 99.9% of IFBB bbdrs, NHL players, NFL players, NBA players, Tennis players, rugby players & Olympic atheletes would be dropping dead like flies.
Lol 1 in 10 50 year olds have had heart trouble and that's just in the general pop, unless athetes are immortals I think there rate is atleast as high or even higher.


Anyhow hasn't he been clean cough cough too broke for the last five years or so?
Title: Re: Jean-Claude Van Damme Suffers Heart Attack!
Post by: Jizzacked on October 20, 2010, 12:26:17 PM
Guy is a train wreck. Nevertheless, watch "JCVD", it's a great movie.



it better be,  I just downloaded it based on this recommendation.  if it isn't, the throwing of hands shall commence >:(

 ;D
Title: Re: Jean-Claude Van Damme Suffers Heart Attack!
Post by: ManBearPig... on October 20, 2010, 12:29:52 PM
Which, for his size (6'6), was small...

Come on man, he had a huge dong.
Title: Re: Jean-Claude Van Damme Suffers Heart Attack!
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on October 20, 2010, 12:33:53 PM
Oh, but I bet they were damn good ones.

every man eventually looks gets old/looks like shit/dies....but only a few ever get to really live.

this guy has lived a life most men can only dream of, millions of dollars, never having to work and getting thousands of top shelf vaginas whenever he wanted.
Title: Re: Jean-Claude Van Damme Suffers Heart Attack!
Post by: Lundgren on October 20, 2010, 12:34:31 PM
Come on man, he had a huge dong.
Lol mines 7.25 and thick, looks small as shit on me though, ironic as it looks huge on a girl lisps.
Title: Re: Jean-Claude Van Damme Suffers Heart Attack!
Post by: DK II on October 20, 2010, 04:58:40 PM
it better be,  I just downloaded it based on this recommendation.  if it isn't, the throwing of hands shall commence >:(

 ;D

ok, tell me what you think about it.
Title: Re: Jean-Claude Van Damme Suffers Heart Attack!
Post by: johnnynoname on October 20, 2010, 05:00:53 PM
I thought it was funny, the monologue is hilarious.

Actually the making of that is on the DVD is even better than the movie.  ;D ;D

btw, I'm as huge of a Van Damme fan that you'll find but even i agree that the monologue in JCVD was a bit much
Title: Re: Jean-Claude Van Damme Suffers Heart Attack!
Post by: DK II on October 20, 2010, 05:28:23 PM
btw, I'm as huge of a Van Damme fan that you'll find but even i agree that the monologue in JCVD was a bit much

The fun thing is, this wasn't even in the script, he just said sth like "let me do it" and did it in one take. What you see there is JCVD in his pure essence.

The guy's a nutcase.
Title: Re: Jean-Claude Van Damme Suffers Heart Attack!
Post by: Disgusted on October 20, 2010, 05:46:47 PM
(http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/gawker/2009/03/orig_269024_bg2.jpg)

Picture of health
Title: Re: Jean-Claude Van Damme Suffers Heart Attack!
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on October 20, 2010, 05:57:13 PM
Alot of coke ran/run through those arteries of his