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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: JOHN MATRIX on October 20, 2010, 11:28:00 AM
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i dont even know what to say.
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muscletech sponsored products by jay cutler ??
or NOX EDGE sponsored by an average joe ?
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his 'abs' are disgusting
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Must be a joke.
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look how huge and strong he is!!! his neck must be 8 inches around!!!
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Every time they hit the gym on the Jersey Shore show, this dude is on the eliptical machine, i have yet seen him or Ronnie hit the weights ..... correction, he does reverse pec decs, 70lb shoulder presses, and some 50lb arnold presses
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Okay..so he's famous and i'm in my apartment playing with my dick?!
.....seriously, life isn't fair at all
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please someone , have mercy on me and kill me..........im not long for this world
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what a world we live in.
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Jwoww wasn't always the prettiest girl in jersey shore
(http://photos.peacefmonline.com/photos/news/201010/528097508_307176.jpg)
Now there is a $400,000 offer on the table and is contingent on full nudity.
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what a world we live in.
it's a great world though
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What is it? A bottle filled with grease?
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Jwoww wasn't always the prettiest girl in jersey shore
(http://photos.peacefmonline.com/photos/news/201010/528097508_307176.jpg)
Now there is a $400,000 offer on the table and is contingent on full nudity.
Geez, if she woulda stayed a chunker like that her name woulda been J-Choww or Um-Num-Num-Yum-Yum on the Chinese version of the show
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Jwoww wasn't always the prettiest girl in jersey shore
(http://photos.peacefmonline.com/photos/news/201010/528097508_307176.jpg)
Now there is a $400,000 offer on the table and is contingent on full nudity.
she isnt the prettiest girl in the jersey shore NOW, not by a million miles
make up laid like concrete, those stupid looking fake tits, and the voice of a 90 year old smoker
i dont know if you have ever been to seaside , or surf club.........but there are legit 10s there (who dont act like trailer trash) that fuckign house jenny farley
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All of the girls on that show are fat, ugly, pigs.
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You gotta be kidding me!!!!!! WTF, I tried my card at supplement contracts and didn't get nothin....I guess I should have made myself out to be a guido asshole, either that or turn dick sucker like Derek and the situation....
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Hmmm so now he and Kim K are endorsing supplements.
Losers.
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Hmmm so now he and Kim K are endorsing supplements.
Losers.
And bodybuilding and the supplement industry wonders what is wrong......
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Wtf is that picture? Is he selling laxatives cause he looks constipated, what a fuqing joke
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Hmmm so now he and Kim K are endorsing supplements.
Losers.
haha, yeh, cause when i think of physical perfection and devotion to fitness.........i think of that fat-ass pincushion for N***** dick
what kind of world are we living in when kim kardashian is promoting fitness products
we sure do love mediocrity.......what happened to america........we used to embrace excellence
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Kim K's weight loss supp is coke, duh.
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To think the ad companies are trying to focus their advertising towards young white males and females.....The U.S. has taken a huge step backwards
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Kim K's weight loss supp is coke, duh.
Pretty much, but hey as much as they are losers...they have lots of "fans" who are even bigger losers because they think these idiots are "cool" and something to aspire to.
C'mon "The situation looks a mess". He has a big upper body, bird legs, an old looking face, and he has a hard time getting into chick's panties. But to fat and overweight Americans he looks good.
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i get that embarrased feeling in my belly when i see him hitting on girl
it actually looks like a rape the way he accosts these pigs,., i dont know how he has not yet been charged with a sex fine
did you see the one where he kept trying to jump on top of the girl like mental patient
hes a creepy loser with abs. he doesnt at all represent the jerey shore........there are true fucking mutants down there shredded with 20 inch arms
but somehow..........now "the situation" is what america thinks of when they heear the word borybuilder
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there will be people who drive to GNC with their heads filled with anticipation as they daydream about how awesome its gonna be 'when they get abs like him', as soon as they get on his new supp.
i mean really, think about this.
hopefully it is nothing more than a little bottle filled with cyanide capsules
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::)
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his "abs" look like a distorted vagina.
i would still bust a load on jwoww if she just looked at me. and now that i know she's a fatty with most likely severe self esteem issues, it's that much hotter.
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his "abs" look like a distorted vagina.
i would still bust a load on jwoww if she just looked at me. and now that i know she's a fatty with most likely severe self esteem issues, it's that much hotter.
I would fuck the hell out of her but I bet her pussy smells like cigarettes.
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Okay..so he's famous and i'm in my apartment playing with my dick?!
.....seriously, life isn't fair at all
LMAO!!!
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I would fuck the hell out of her but I bet her pussy smells like cigarettes.
stop it, it's too early for me to get aroused.
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only in america ;D
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Do I think he's an idiot? yes,but hell he's using his 15 minutes of fame to get paid...I'd damn well do the same.
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You can't blame him for trying to make money out of his newly made "fame".
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Do I think he's an idiot? yes,but hell he's using his 15 minutes of fame to get paid...I'd damn well do the same.
You can't blame him for trying to make money out of his newly made "fame".
What they said ;)
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The situation is just trying to make as much money as he can while he still has his 15 min. of fame. I heard its actually a GNC product
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Mike SorrentinoThe situation is just trying to make as much money as he can while he still has his 15 min. of fame. I heard its actually a GNC product
If I were him, I would also cash in on my moment of fame while it lasts. Tomorrow, he will be another C-list celebrity coming off of a reality TV show.
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I find it funny that anyone would say anything bad about this guy. I like him and think he is funny as hell. He is very straight forward. And he has people handling him now and they are kicking ass with a guy who is popular as hell. There is not one person who would not take advantage of the "situation" he is in. It will not last forever but he is going to make enough money over the next few years to last the rest of his life if he isn't stupid with it. Good for him and anyone rags on the guy is so jealous it's unreal. Instead of raggin on him get out there and do soemthing like he did. Get out of the house and off of getbig. Cause you sure won't be discovered playing on this board.
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I find it funny that anyone would say anything bad about this guy. I like him and think he is funny as hell. He is very straight forward. And he has people handling him now and they are kicking ass with a guy who is popular as hell. There is not one person who would not take advantage of the "situation" he is in. It will not last forever but he is going to make enough money over the next few years to last the rest of his life if he isn't stupid with it. Good for him and anyone rags on the guy is so jealous it's unreal. Instead of raggin on him get out there and do soemthing like he did. Get out of the house and off of getbig. Cause you sure won't be discovered playing on this board.
In light of your comment in bold, I must point out that there have been a few guys who have been discovered by way of their participation on the boards.
A pair that come to mind:
Alex Azarian (Posted pictures of himself shredded to the bone and got a contract to pose for a few magazines)
Chad Mower (Ended up getting picked up by a few directors to star in various horror flicks after the posting of his infamous PenisMan picture)
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In light of your comment in bold, I must point out that there have been a few guys who have been discovered by way of their participation on the boards.
A pair that come to mind:
Alex Azarian (Posted pictures of himself shredded to the bone and got a contract to pose for a few magazines)
Chad Mower (Ended up getting picked up by a few directors to star in various horror flicks after the posting of his infamous PenisMan picture)
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Posing in a magazine is NOT being discovered. You do not get paid anything for an article or posing for mag. And if you do it is no more than $100 for the day. I have no idea about Chad Mower and these are obviously non union films which would mean either he is working for the experience and lunch or he is getting $100 for the day. Hardly anything like The Situation
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I've run into the Situation guy a few times in various LV casinos.... once at a craps table and another time hurrying off to get someplace but still willing to stop to say hello to those who recognized him.
Based on what I've seen he appears to be a good guy and relates to people well.
The LV night clubs pay him big bucks to make appearances and he and Snookie will be the main attractions for the big Holloween extravaganzas that one of the ultra clubs is holding next week.
They are more than likely the highest paid individuals at present to make such appearances which mainly consists of DJ's, Playboy center folds, and Rock and Roll Hall of Famers.
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What I want to know is who the 6.5 million people are who watch that show? I don't blame this guy a bit for making some cash, its the retards who watch the show who should be lashed.
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I've run into the Situation guy a few times in various LV casinos.... once at a craps table and another time hurrying off to get someplace but still willing to stop to say hello to those who recognized him.
Based on what I've seen he appears to be a good guy and relates to people well.
The LV night clubs pay him big bucks to make appearances and he and Snookie will be the main attractions for the big Holloween extravaganzas that one of the ultra clubs is holding next week.
They are more than likely the highest paid individuals at present to make such appearances which mainly consists of DJ's, Playboy center folds, and Rock and Roll Hall of Famers.
Actually they are among the lowest. I think they are getting $35,000 each for most appearances. Kim K can get as much as over $100,000 and Paris got even more than that. Some of the DJ's get $50,000+ a night
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Actually they are among the lowest. I think they are getting $35,000 each for most appearances. Kim K can get as much as over $100,000 and Paris got even more than that. Some of the DJ's get $50,000+ a night
Pffffftttt......imagine what those places would pay for one of us getbig elite to show up and put tiny tits in their place....
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JWOW just turned down $400k Playboy offer....says she can do better! Delusional and annoying, Oh brothers!
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I've run into the Situation guy a few times in various LV casinos.... once at a craps table and another time hurrying off to get someplace but still willing to stop to say hello to those who recognized him.
Based on what I've seen he appears to be a good guy and relates to people well.
The LV night clubs pay him big bucks to make appearances and he and Snookie will be the main attractions for the big Holloween extravaganzas that one of the ultra clubs is holding next week.
They are more than likely the highest paid individuals at present to make such appearances which mainly consists of DJ's, Playboy center folds, and Rock and Roll Hall of Famers.
I mean it's whatever. If you watch the show...dude is a loser.
I'm not at him making money....If t here are people dumb enough to think this guy is cool and whatnot...get money.
Doesn't take away from the fact dude is still a lame. But hey Mike Tyson made millions being a laughingstock...It's capitalism at its best baby.
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OneMore, Thanks for passing that information about Alex and Chad.
It's interesting and good to hear that someone benefited.
I've referred a couple of GetBiggers for small parts in SuperHero movies and even met with one movie agent who made an unanswered phone call but each situation ended in failure so far.
But I ain't given up just yet.
Keith, You're probably right but I heard it was in the six figure category. I think his buddies like to brag though.
Azure! Yep! Good old America!
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I find it funny that anyone would say anything bad about this guy. I like him and think he is funny as hell. He is very straight forward. And he has people handling him now and they are kicking ass with a guy who is popular as hell. There is not one person who would not take advantage of the "situation" he is in. It will not last forever but he is going to make enough money over the next few years to last the rest of his life if he isn't stupid with it. Good for him and anyone rags on the guy is so jealous it's unreal. Instead of raggin on him get out there and do soemthing like he did. Get out of the house and off of getbig. Cause you sure won't be discovered playing on this board.
What are you talking about??
alexxx became a movie star
achilles became Mr Getbig, the most important title in modern BB
TA made millions with his blockbuster "225x113"
Salvatore is a famous model for the "Feed the World" campaign
and so on, the list is endless.
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JWOW just turned down $400k Playboy offer....says she can do better! Delusional and annoying, Oh brothers!
Damn, sad that not even Playboy can get D listers with fake boobs...
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girls like that should be hit on the head with a stone.
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girls like that should be hit on the head with a stone.
hahahahhahahahhahahahaha ....hahahahahhahahahahha ha
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Remember the blond Biatch from canada that banged the situtation Melody Eckerman... he got her a cab and kicked her out the same night after he busted... Then she was on facebook telling everyone she was on the show.... well now shes is out saying alot more about Mike... This this a case of a woman scorned? or a woman telling the truth?
(http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/melody-eckerson6.jpg)
Humiliated Melody Eckerson says a quickie sex fling with MTV’s Jersey Shore breakout star Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino was one of the most disappointing and embarrassing situations of her life!
The 23-year-old club promoter says they first locked eyes at nightclub Vi-Mi and were instantly attracted to each other. The entire Jersey Shore clan was also at Miami the hot spot during the filming of season 2 of their hit MTV show.
Melody and The Situation started off kissing on the dance floor, then he escorted her to the VIP area where she gave him a lap dance. Soon they agreed to go back to the house for a romp, Star reports. She didn’t even know his name at the time.
VIDEO AFTER THE JUMP! VIDEO AFTER THE JUMP!
And things got douchier thereafter.
While in the cab to The Situation’s pad, he lifted his shirt complaining “one of his abs hurt and asked me to get on top of him to massage it,” she says. “We were making out hard-core.”
When they arrived at the house, Mike put her in the “smoosh room” (a sex room), and told her to wait there while he went off to eat.
She waited 20 minutes for him to come back!
That’s when he asked her to rub his abs again and things started steaming up, she says. “He kept telling me how sexy I was and moaning ‘baby’ over and over again.”
But she couldn’t believe her eyes once he finally got naked and revealed what she describes as a tiny penis. “Let’s just say, I’m thinking of my pinky,” she says.
The sex lasted “less than 20 minutes,” she says.
Once he was satisfied, he left Melody in the room while he went off outside to smoke a cigarette with roommate Ronnie. When he returned to the bedroom, he immediately sent her marching off to a cab already WAITING OUTSIDE.
The roommates even laughed at her as she did her walk of shame to the door.
And the most humiliating moment for Melody came when Mike slammed the door behind her and said “That’s how you get them out!”
She adds: “The whole thing was so embarrassing.”
The romp session can be seen on episode six, “Shore Thing,” of Jersey Shore season 2, Miami.
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Doesn't surprise me and I believe her.
As someone said on here, every time he starts talking to a girl you start to get embarrassed for him. His game sucks and the fact that nobody is coming back for seconds is telling you right there what's really going on.
That lifting up your shirt routine and showing off his abs is the best he can do?
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Doesn't surprise me and I believe her.
As someone said on here, every time he starts talking to a girl you start to get embarrassed for him. His game sucks and the fact that nobody is coming back for seconds is telling you right there what's really going on.
That lifting up your shirt routine and showing off his abs is the best he can do?
Thing is, her ass waiting for 20 minutes in a room by herself, any woman that I know of, would have left and no "cookie" for that dude....
Some of these "women" are trifling, but on her facebook page, she said it went down okay...piggy, piggy...
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he fucking rape-y
he just pushed and pushes and touches and gropes and begs until the stupid drunk girl cracks, gives them an extremely midiocre fucking.......then sends them to the door
and what is he trying to prove with the whole humiliation thing, he must have SERIOUS issues with women or his mother
the whole thing where he acts like its cool to kick the girl out of the house the second he busts a nut......like she suddenly becomes garbage.
i understand the "let a ho be a ho" thing and "dont put pussy on a pedestal"...........but you dont got to act like a fucking dirtbag asshole
but, if the girls are that stupid, i guess they deserve it. they are prostitutes with stars in their eyes themselves..........they think appearing on camera as a girl mike or pauly fucks.........is going to help their TV or modeling career ::) ::)
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he fucking rape-y
he just pushed and pushes and touches and gropes and begs until the stupid drunk girl cracks, gives them an extremely midiocre fucking.......then sends them to the door
and what is he trying to prove with the whole humiliation thing, he must have SERIOUS issues with women or his mother
the whole thing where he acts like its cool to kick the girl out of the house the second he busts a nut......like she suddenly becomes garbage.
i understand the "let a ho be a ho" thing and "dont put pussy on a pedestal"...........but you dont got to act like a fucking dirtbag asshole
but, if the girls are that stupid, i guess they deserve it. they are prostitutes with stars in their eyes themselves..........they think appearing on camera as a girl mike or pauly fucks.........is going to help their TV or modeling career ::) ::)
Un, in the first season he had a thing for JWoww, holding hand and shit, then some dirty girls came ro the crib...eventually JWoww blew him off and was looking at Ronnie's pierced cock...The Situation blew up and became The Jealous One. He was 28 at the time and she was 22, he got played by a 22 yr old. And therein lies the karma of The Situation...he is a mental Situation. He has no game, no talk, not even really good abs...if your whole "thing" is lifting your shirt up to 19 yr old girls, then there are tons of guys out there that got you beat. As soon as he opens his mouth, he has to make sure the girls are well pryed or it's loud, cause the ish that comes out his mouth is in the Junior Playa's No-No Book: Steps to Graduation.
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in the First season of Jersey shore, JWOWW wanted to get double penetrated by Pauly D and The situation but the situation told her NO, so pauly D ended up tapping it by himself several times...
makes you wonder why THE SITUATION rejected Jwoww was it she was to close to the camera and could eventually vent out his issues in bed? ???
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in the First season of Jersey shore, JWOWW wanted to get double penetrated by Pauly D and The situation but the situation told her NO, so pauly D ended up tapping it by himself several times...
makes you wonder why THE SITUATION rejected Jwoww was it she was to close to the camera and could eventually vent out his issues in bed? ???
Naw, first 3 episodes, The Sit was feeling JWoww, and she played his ass for Ronnie, then came the Pauly Shore wannabe.
Basically the The Situation gets played more than a S. Korean kid's Xbox.
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Naw, first 3 episodes, The Sit was feeling JWoww, and she played his ass for Ronnie, then came the Pauly Shore wannabe.
Basically the The Situation gets played more than a S. Korean kid's Xbox.
in the First season of Jersey shore, JWOWW wanted to get double penetrated by Pauly D and The situation but the situation told her NO, so pauly D ended up tapping it by himself several times...
makes you wonder why THE SITUATION rejected Jwoww was it she was to close to the camera and could eventually vent out his issues in bed? ???
no you guys are ALL wrong
in the first couple episodes of the first season..........situatio n has a thing for SAMMI, not JWOW
and eventually he got played by SAMMI, and she went to RONNIE..........and SITUATION looked like a fool
then PAULEY hooked up with JWOW, but didnt fuck (at least thats the storyline of the show,)
JWOW never has a thing for mike
but because of all the promotions they all do together, and club dates, and parties in city to city, now that they all became fameous
im pretty sure by this point , everybody fucked everybody
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Naw, first 3 episodes, The Sit was feeling JWoww, and she played his ass for Ronnie, then came the Pauly Shore wannabe.
Basically the The Situation gets played more than a S. Korean kid's Xbox.
Park,
You mean the situation was feeling "Sammi Sweetheart" (Not J-woww - the Irish chich with the huge boobs). Sammi then picked Puerto Rican Ronnie and left Mike feeling like a loser.
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Naw i saw a video on the AFTER JERSEY SHOW where they talked about the elbow jwoww threw at The situation, and Mike was saying that Jwoww was jealous cus Mike was trying to hook up with him and wanted him to back to the apt with her and Pauly D, but mike said NO, and Pauly D agreed with mikes story, And the host asked Pauly D if they fucked, Pauly D said "Jwoww at the time had a boyfriend, BUT he wasn't my friend so i didnt care yea we did our thing several times, and she would go back to him"
Ill try and find video
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Here it is.... its the first video
http://remotecontrol.mtv.com/2010/01/14/video-mike-claims-jwoww-lost-control-because-she-wanted-his-situation/ (http://remotecontrol.mtv.com/2010/01/14/video-mike-claims-jwoww-lost-control-because-she-wanted-his-situation/)
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Naw i saw a video on the AFTER JERSEY SHOW where they talked about the elbow jwoww threw at The situation, and Mike was saying that Jwoww was jealous cus Mike was trying to hook up with him and wanted him to back to the apt with her and Pauly D, but mike said NO, and Pauly D agreed with mikes story, And the host asked Pauly D if they fucked, Pauly D said "Jwoww at the time had a boyfriend, BUT he wasn't my friend so i didnt care yea we did our thing several times, and she would go back to him"
Ill try and find video
yeh, that really makes a lot of sense ::) ::)
all the girls mike and pauly bring home to fuck are awful looking dogs.......literally 4s and 5s.............so they would fuck these girls, but not Jwow , who is pretty hot
in addition, mike is a fucking delusional moron, he says every girl wants him
mike and pauly would have been running to fuck Jwow..............but she doesnt like mike, so it wouldnt happen
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yeh, that really makes a lot of sense ::) ::)
all the girls mike and pauly bring home to fuck are awful looking dogs.......literally 4s and 5s.............so they would fuck these girls, but not Jwow , who is pretty hot
in addition, mike is a fucking delusional moron, he says every girl wants him
mike and pauly would have been running to fuck Jwow..............but she doesnt like mike, so it wouldnt happen
i totally agree with you, mike def has issues, he hits on dogs, but rejects the sexiest girl in the house, and then tries to make out with snookie....
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yeh, that really makes a lot of sense ::) ::)
all the girls mike and pauly bring home to fuck are awful looking dogs.......literally 4s and 5s.............so they would fuck these girls, but not Jwow , who is pretty hot
in addition, mike is a fucking delusional moron, he says every girl wants him
mike and pauly would have been running to fuck Jwow..............but she doesnt like mike, so it wouldnt happen
This is generally true, but on the second-to-last episode Pauly brought home a chick with perhaps the nicest boobs I've ever seen.
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Park,
You mean the situation was feeling "Sammi Sweetheart" (Not J-woww - the Irish chich with the huge boobs). Sammi then picked Puerto Rican Ronnie and left Mike feeling like a loser.
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Thanks, for you and Nails setting it straight...i was wrong....
Either way, he was played...
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Somebody get this fucker to post here!
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Somebody get this fucker to post here!
He would melt within 5 mins.
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He would melt within 5 mins.
I think it would be very funny five minutes though. ;D ;D
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i would love to hear this loser has a small piece,
but i dont believe that girl (even though i would like to) for 2 reason:
1..she has an obvious ax to grind, he made her look like a piece of garbage slut on national television, a guy humiliates you; and someone asks how big his dick is......your not going to say big, no matter how big it was.......cause it really her only reprisal, to insult him manhood
2..from what i understand, he was male dancer for a period of time......if you have a micro-penis, your not going to have the confidence to do something like that. some of those guys that dance have dicks that look like two beer cans stacked on top of each other.....so its hard to believe he would dance if he had a tiny pee-pee
but maybe he does.....he sure does overcompensate
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Remember the blond Biatch from canada that banged the situtation Melody Eckerman... he got her a cab and kicked her out the same night after he busted... Then she was on facebook telling everyone she was on the show.... well now shes is out saying alot more about Mike... This this a case of a woman scorned? or a woman telling the truth?
(http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/melody-eckerson6.jpg)
Humiliated Melody Eckerson says a quickie sex fling with MTV’s Jersey Shore breakout star Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino was one of the most disappointing and embarrassing situations of her life!
The 23-year-old club promoter says they first locked eyes at nightclub Vi-Mi and were instantly attracted to each other. The entire Jersey Shore clan was also at Miami the hot spot during the filming of season 2 of their hit MTV show.
Melody and The Situation started off kissing on the dance floor, then he escorted her to the VIP area where she gave him a lap dance. Soon they agreed to go back to the house for a romp, Star reports. She didn’t even know his name at the time.
VIDEO AFTER THE JUMP! VIDEO AFTER THE JUMP!
And things got douchier thereafter.
While in the cab to The Situation’s pad, he lifted his shirt complaining “one of his abs hurt and asked me to get on top of him to massage it,” she says. “We were making out hard-core.”
When they arrived at the house, Mike put her in the “smoosh room” (a sex room), and told her to wait there while he went off to eat.
She waited 20 minutes for him to come back!
That’s when he asked her to rub his abs again and things started steaming up, she says. “He kept telling me how sexy I was and moaning ‘baby’ over and over again.”
But she couldn’t believe her eyes once he finally got naked and revealed what she describes as a tiny penis. “Let’s just say, I’m thinking of my pinky,” she says.
The sex lasted “less than 20 minutes,” she says.
Once he was satisfied, he left Melody in the room while he went off outside to smoke a cigarette with roommate Ronnie. When he returned to the bedroom, he immediately sent her marching off to a cab already WAITING OUTSIDE.
The roommates even laughed at her as she did her walk of shame to the door.
And the most humiliating moment for Melody came when Mike slammed the door behind her and said “That’s how you get them out!”
She adds: “The whole thing was so embarrassing.”
The romp session can be seen on episode six, “Shore Thing,” of Jersey Shore season 2, Miami.
she was humiliated and sent off. ofcourse she pulls out the small penis card.
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Can't really fault him for earning money but the fact that his "physique" is a calling card is amusing.
He has some of the worst genetics i have seen, just a trainwreck. Wouldn't normally rag him, but given the fact that he goes to premiers and openings and constantly takes his shirt off is embarrassing. He needs to start megadosing, his torso is like a cross between Ronnies abs and Jays waist.
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Any chick that attacks a man's "shortcomings" is a cleverless, simple-minded bimbo in most circumstances. It's the easiest target, whetther it's true or not, for a scorned, embarassed female who is'nt any brighter than shit-in-Shinolah. :-\
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As long as he likes Getbig, he is cool here...
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i would love to hear this loser has a small piece,
but i dont believe that girl (even though i would like to) for 2 reason:
1..she has an obvious ax to grind, he made her look like a piece of garbage slut on national television, a guy humiliates you; and someone asks how big his dick is......your not going to say big, no matter how big it was.......cause it really her only reprisal, to insult him manhood
2..from what i understand, he was male dancer for a period of time......if you have a micro-penis, your not going to have the confidence to do something like that. some of those guys that dance have dicks that look like two beer cans stacked on top of each other.....so its hard to believe he would dance if he had a tiny pee-pee
but maybe he does.....he sure does overcompensate
It also says that see gave him a lap dance. If he's Pee-pee wasn't up to par why would she bother? She must be upset because she was humiliated.
I only saw the two episodes of the show, which aired back to back.
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It also says that see gave him a lap dance. If he's Pee-pee wasn't up to par why would she bother? She must be upset because she was humiliated.
I only saw the two episodes of the show, which aired back to back.
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.....a woman scorned...........
or in this case...........a dumb-jizz-sponge scorned ::) ::)
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Anyone seen this guy next to guys who are actually big, he has weigh a 160lbs
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Jwoww wasn't always the prettiest girl in jersey shore
(http://photos.peacefmonline.com/photos/news/201010/528097508_307176.jpg)
Now there is a $400,000 offer on the table and is contingent on full nudity.
to be honest, she still isn't the pretyest on the block... not even pretty. The only prety girls living in the same house with them was Sam and... yes, angelina... but immidiately when they opened their mouth, somehow they weren't good looking anymore... all of them lack basic fundamentals in relationships/being honest/being fair... they have no idea about anything... but they get laid/screwed easily so, what the fuck.
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i would love to hear this loser has a small piece,
but i dont believe that girl (even though i would like to) for 2 reason:
1..she has an obvious ax to grind, he made her look like a piece of garbage slut on national television, a guy humiliates you; and someone asks how big his dick is......your not going to say big, no matter how big it was.......cause it really her only reprisal, to insult him manhood
2..from what i understand, he was male dancer for a period of time......if you have a micro-penis, your not going to have the confidence to do something like that. some of those guys that dance have dicks that look like two beer cans stacked on top of each other.....so its hard to believe he would dance if he had a tiny pee-pee
but maybe he does.....he sure does overcompensate
Case in Point Mike Vs Laura.... All woman run the same stunt once they are scorned
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Anyone seen this guy next to guys who are actually big, he has weigh a 160lbs
(http://i55.tinypic.com/211ux35.jpg)
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That Mrs. Ross Esterhouse has shown the situation how to put oil in his arms. Bravo Mrs. Esterhouse
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Not 1 but "2" Bentleys