Remember the blond Biatch from canada that banged the situtation Melody Eckerman... he got her a cab and kicked her out the same night after he busted... Then she was on facebook telling everyone she was on the show.... well now shes is out saying alot more about Mike... This this a case of a woman scorned? or a woman telling the truth?
Humiliated Melody Eckerson says a quickie sex fling with MTV’s Jersey Shore breakout star Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino was one of the most disappointing and embarrassing situations of her life!
The 23-year-old club promoter says they first locked eyes at nightclub Vi-Mi and were instantly attracted to each other. The entire Jersey Shore clan was also at Miami the hot spot during the filming of season 2 of their hit MTV show.
Melody and The Situation started off kissing on the dance floor, then he escorted her to the VIP area where she gave him a lap dance. Soon they agreed to go back to the house for a romp, Star reports. She didn’t even know his name at the time.
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And things got douchier thereafter.
While in the cab to The Situation’s pad, he lifted his shirt complaining “one of his abs hurt and asked me to get on top of him to massage it,” she says. “We were making out hard-core.”
When they arrived at the house, Mike put her in the “smoosh room” (a sex room), and told her to wait there while he went off to eat.
She waited 20 minutes for him to come back!
That’s when he asked her to rub his abs again and things started steaming up, she says. “He kept telling me how sexy I was and moaning ‘baby’ over and over again.”
But she couldn’t believe her eyes once he finally got naked and revealed what she describes as a tiny penis. “Let’s just say, I’m thinking of my pinky,” she says.
The sex lasted “less than 20 minutes,” she says.
Once he was satisfied, he left Melody in the room while he went off outside to smoke a cigarette with roommate Ronnie. When he returned to the bedroom, he immediately sent her marching off to a cab already WAITING OUTSIDE.
The roommates even laughed at her as she did her walk of shame to the door.
And the most humiliating moment for Melody came when Mike slammed the door behind her and said “That’s how you get them out!”
She adds: “The whole thing was so embarrassing.”
The romp session can be seen on episode six, “Shore Thing,” of Jersey Shore season 2, Miami.
