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Title: Tough Guy in the store today
Post by: Army of One on October 20, 2010, 06:16:57 PM
So I'm walking down the aisle picking up some chicken and ribs when I look over and see this guy wearing an affliction shirt, cap turned back with 14.5 inch arms, 38inch waist and bird legs with a hot little border hopper in tow.This monster is struggling to get down the last 2 crates of Bud from the top shelf so I stroll over and say "hey there killer, let me give you a hand with that, I'm sure those monstrous arms are just tired from the P90x workout today!", His little Mexican girlfriend starts laughing at him and giving me the eye while I pulled down both crates on to my shoulder with one hand and put them in to his cart,the guy looking at my arm and getting angry his girlfriend was checking me out, you could see the shame on the tits face and he quickly scurried off in the other direction  ;D
Title: Re: Tough Guy in the store today
Post by: chaos on October 20, 2010, 06:19:46 PM
 :D
Title: Re: Tough Guy in the store today
Post by: TacoBell on October 20, 2010, 06:27:43 PM
I miss the good ol' days.
Title: Re: Tough Guy in the store today
Post by: tom joad on October 20, 2010, 06:30:13 PM
So I'm walking down the aisle picking up some chicken and ribs when I look over and see this guy wearing an affliction shirt, cap turned back with 14.5 inch arms, 38inch waist and bird legs with a hot little border hopper in tow.This monster is struggling to get down the last 2 crates of Bud from the top shelf so I stroll over and say "hey there killer, let me give you a hand with that, I'm sure those monstrous arms are just tired from P90x workout today!", His little Mexican girlfriend starts laughing at him and giving me the eye while I pulled down both crates on to my shoulder with one hand and put them in to his cart,the guy looking at my arm and getting angry his girlfriend was checking me out, you could see the shame on the tits face and he quickly scurried off in the other direction  ;D

Hi Squad.
Title: Re: Tough Guy in the store today
Post by: Hulkotron on October 20, 2010, 06:39:56 PM
The Red Meat Kid would have finished it by hitting a Most Muscular in his face.
Title: Re: Tough Guy in the store today
Post by: unracked on October 20, 2010, 06:41:28 PM
So I'm walking down the aisle picking up some chicken and ribs when I look over and see this guy wearing an affliction shirt, cap turned back with 14.5 inch arms, 38inch waist and bird legs with a hot little border hopper in tow.This monster is struggling to get down the last 2 crates of Bud from the top shelf so I stroll over and say "hey there killer, let me give you a hand with that, I'm sure those monstrous arms are just tired from the P90x workout today!", His little Mexican girlfriend starts laughing at him and giving me the eye while I pulled down both crates on to my shoulder with one hand and put them in to his cart,the guy looking at my arm and getting angry his girlfriend was checking me out, you could see the shame on the tits face and he quickly scurried off in the other direction  ;D
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!!!! ;D
Title: Re: Tough Guy in the store today
Post by: Lundgren on October 20, 2010, 06:44:37 PM
You forgot the part where he reads your name tag and threatens to tell the manager.
Title: Re: Tough Guy in the store today
Post by: Wiggs on October 20, 2010, 06:46:57 PM
Classic Dave! 8)
Title: Re: Tough Guy in the store today
Post by: noworries on October 20, 2010, 06:48:32 PM
So I'm walking down the aisle picking up some chicken and ribs when I look over and see this guy wearing an affliction shirt, cap turned back with 14.5 inch arms, 38inch waist and bird legs with a hot little border hopper in tow.This monster is struggling to get down the last 2 crates of Bud from the top shelf so I stroll over and say "hey there killer, let me give you a hand with that, I'm sure those monstrous arms are just tired from the P90x workout today!", His little Mexican girlfriend starts laughing at him and giving me the eye while I pulled down both crates on to my shoulder with one hand and put them in to his cart,the guy looking at my arm and getting angry his girlfriend was checking me out, you could see the shame on the tits face and he quickly scurried off in the other direction  ;D

you forgot the part where the manager handed you a mop to clean the piss under you
Title: Re: Tough Guy in the store today
Post by: Flexb on October 20, 2010, 06:49:56 PM
So I'm walking down the aisle picking up some chicken and ribs when I look over and see this guy wearing an affliction shirt, cap turned back with 14.5 inch arms, 38inch waist and bird legs with a hot little border hopper in tow.This monster is struggling to get down the last 2 crates of Bud from the top shelf so I stroll over and say "hey there killer, let me give you a hand with that, I'm sure those monstrous arms are just tired from the P90x workout today!", His little Mexican girlfriend starts laughing at him and giving me the eye while I pulled down both crates on to my shoulder with one hand and put them in to his cart,the guy looking at my arm and getting angry his girlfriend was checking me out, you could see the shame on the tits face and he quickly scurried off in the other direction  ;D

Wow, great customer service and relations  ::)
Title: Re: Tough Guy in the store today
Post by: Big Freak on October 20, 2010, 06:51:38 PM
So.. who was the tough guy?
Title: Re: Tough Guy in the store today
Post by: Pollux on October 20, 2010, 07:05:15 PM
So I'm walking down the aisle picking up some chicken and ribs when I look over and see this guy wearing an affliction shirt, cap turned back with 14.5 inch arms, 38inch waist and bird legs with a hot little border hopper in tow.This monster is struggling to get down the last 2 crates of Bud from the top shelf so I stroll over and say "hey there killer, let me give you a hand with that, I'm sure those monstrous arms are just tired from the P90x workout today!", His little Mexican girlfriend starts laughing at him and giving me the eye while I pulled down both crates on to my shoulder with one hand and put them in to his cart,the guy looking at my arm and getting angry his girlfriend was checking me out, you could see the shame on the tits face and he quickly scurried off in the other direction  ;D

What time did your alarm go off?  ;D
Title: Re: Tough Guy in the store today
Post by: TommyBoy on October 20, 2010, 07:27:06 PM
Can't lie, the P90x comment got a laugh from me.
Title: Re: Tough Guy in the store today
Post by: Army of One on October 20, 2010, 07:33:03 PM
What time did your alarm go off?  ;D

8am, your moms lips are on me like clockwork  ;D
Title: Re: Tough Guy in the store today
Post by: dyslexic on October 20, 2010, 07:56:01 PM
So, I take it he was not Chuck Liddel?
Title: Re: Tough Guy in the store today
Post by: tom joad on October 20, 2010, 08:33:53 PM
http://cosmos.bcst.yahoo.com/up/player/popup/index.php?rn=222562&cl=22530520&ch=&src=canadanews
Title: Re: Tough Guy in the store today
Post by: Stark on October 20, 2010, 10:48:56 PM
So I'm walking down the aisle picking up some chicken and ribs when I look over and see this guy wearing an affliction shirt, cap turned back with 14.5 inch arms, 38inch waist and bird legs with a hot little border hopper in tow.This monster is struggling to get down the last 2 crates of Bud from the top shelf so I stroll over and say "hey there killer, let me give you a hand with that, I'm sure those monstrous arms are just tired from the P90x workout today!", His little Mexican girlfriend starts laughing at him and giving me the eye while I pulled down both crates on to my shoulder with one hand and put them in to his cart,the guy looking at my arm and getting angry his girlfriend was checking me out, you could see the shame on the tits face and he quickly scurried off in the other direction  ;D

lol this was as good as Dave in the old days :D

Title: Re: Tough Guy in the store today
Post by: Meso_z on October 20, 2010, 10:55:09 PM
So I'm walking down the aisle picking up some chicken and ribs when I look over and see this guy wearing an affliction shirt, cap turned back with 14.5 inch arms, 38inch waist and bird legs with a hot little border hopper in tow.This monster is struggling to get down the last 2 crates of Bud from the top shelf so I stroll over and say "hey there killer, let me give you a hand with that, I'm sure those monstrous arms are just tired from the P90x workout today!", His little Mexican girlfriend starts laughing at him and giving me the eye while I pulled down both crates on to my shoulder with one hand and put them in to his cart,the guy looking at my arm and getting angry his girlfriend was checking me out, you could see the shame on the tits face and he quickly scurried off in the other direction  ;D

sure.  ::)
Title: Re: Tough Guy in the store today
Post by: Tapeworm on October 21, 2010, 12:28:24 AM
You forgot the part where he reads your name tag and threatens to tell the manager.

 ;D
Title: Re: Tough Guy in the store today
Post by: DK II on October 21, 2010, 01:31:00 AM
So I'm walking down the aisle picking up some chicken and ribs when I look over and see this guy wearing an affliction shirt, cap turned back with 14.5 inch arms, 38inch waist and bird legs with a hot little border hopper in tow.This monster is struggling to get down the last 2 crates of Bud from the top shelf so I stroll over and say "hey there killer, let me give you a hand with that, I'm sure those monstrous arms are just tired from the P90x workout today!", His little Mexican girlfriend starts laughing at him and giving me the eye while I pulled down both crates on to my shoulder with one hand and put them in to his cart,the guy looking at my arm and getting angry his girlfriend was checking me out, you could see the shame on the tits face and he quickly scurried off in the other direction  ;D

I call bullshit on the story, because there's no way "benz" has a girlfriend.
Title: Re: Tough Guy in the store today
Post by: MuscleMcMannus on October 21, 2010, 02:15:30 AM
Then you logged into getbig when you got home............ ::)  While he went home to his little snatch, got drunk and screwed. 
Title: Re: Tough Guy in the store today
Post by: Pollux on October 21, 2010, 05:20:39 AM
8am, your moms lips are on me like clockwork  ;D

*comedy rimshot*
Title: Re: Tough Guy in the store today
Post by: Pollux on October 21, 2010, 05:22:16 AM
Then you logged into getbig when you got home............ ::)  While he went home to his little snatch, got drunk and screwed. 

LOL!  :D
Title: Re: Tough Guy in the store today
Post by: The Showstoppa on October 21, 2010, 05:32:09 AM
"Hey there killer..." got me......hahahaha
Title: Re: Tough Guy in the store today
Post by: JasonH on October 21, 2010, 05:43:46 AM
Who is this "Army of One" guy and who did he used to be?

I haven't been as active on the boards over the last few weeks and this guy I've never seen before suddenly has 10,000 posts!
Title: Re: Tough Guy in the store today
Post by: CalvinH on October 21, 2010, 07:23:19 AM
Who is this "Army of One" guy and who did he used to be?

I haven't been as active on the boards over the last few weeks and this guy I've never seen before suddenly has 10,000 posts!


Which Big are you again ???
Title: Re: Tough Guy in the store today
Post by: Master Blaster on October 21, 2010, 07:49:38 AM
Classic Dave! 8)

PIP

 :'(
Title: Re: Tough Guy in the store today
Post by: War-Horse on October 21, 2010, 08:53:26 AM
Hahahaha.   Great story.  mass04 has also been doing some good ones lately....... 8)
Title: Re: Tough Guy in the store today
Post by: jaejonna on October 21, 2010, 08:57:00 AM
hahahaha that tit had it coming ...
Title: Re: Tough Guy in the store today
Post by: BIG_STI on October 21, 2010, 09:04:35 AM
Great story Dave
Title: Re: Tough Guy in the store today
Post by: medz zeppelin on October 21, 2010, 09:15:07 AM
lucky roger huerta has such composure
Title: Re: Tough Guy in the store today
Post by: OneMoreRep on October 21, 2010, 09:17:59 AM
So I'm walking down the aisle picking up some chicken and ribs when I look over and see this guy wearing an affliction shirt, cap turned back with 14.5 inch arms, 38inch waist and bird legs with a hot little border hopper in tow.This monster is struggling to get down the last 2 crates of Bud from the top shelf so I stroll over and say "hey there killer, let me give you a hand with that, I'm sure those monstrous arms are just tired from the P90x workout today!", His little Mexican girlfriend starts laughing at him and giving me the eye while I pulled down both crates on to my shoulder with one hand and put them in to his cart,the guy looking at my arm and getting angry his girlfriend was checking me out, you could see the shame on the tits face and he quickly scurried off in the other direction  ;D

Classic Squadfather opening... 

These stories never get old!

"1"
Title: Re: Tough Guy in the store today
Post by: Andy Griffin on October 21, 2010, 05:43:53 PM
I'm looking forward to seeing pics of "killer" on a motorcycle from his younger, fatter days.
Title: Re: Tough Guy in the store today
Post by: Master Blaster on October 21, 2010, 05:53:17 PM
Who is this "Army of One" guy and who did he used to be?

I haven't been as active on the boards over the last few weeks and this guy I've never seen before suddenly has 10,000 posts!

he was something random like "dbabcb1234"

Probably it's one of Ron's 10 thousand gimmicks.   :o
Title: Re: Tough Guy in the store today
Post by: DeketheCreep on October 22, 2010, 10:11:38 AM
So I'm walking down the aisle picking up some chicken and ribs when I look over and see this guy wearing an affliction shirt, cap turned back with 14.5 inch arms, 38inch waist and bird legs with a hot little border hopper in tow.This monster is struggling to get down the last 2 crates of Bud from the top shelf so I stroll over and say "hey there killer, let me give you a hand with that, I'm sure those monstrous arms are just tired from the P90x workout today!", His little Mexican girlfriend starts laughing at him and giving me the eye while I pulled down both crates on to my shoulder with one hand and put them in to his cart,the guy looking at my arm and getting angry his girlfriend was checking me out, you could see the shame on the tits face and he quickly scurried off in the other direction  ;D
CLASSIC!!!  ;D
Title: Re: Tough Guy in the store today
Post by: dov on October 22, 2010, 10:49:05 AM
Haha!! 10/10 that was fackin great!   LOL @ "killer" BOOOOOOOM!
Title: Re: Tough Guy in the store today
Post by: OneMoreRep on October 22, 2010, 10:57:34 AM
So I'm walking down the aisle picking up some chicken and ribs when I look over and see this guy wearing an affliction shirt, cap turned back with 14.5 inch arms, 38inch waist and bird legs with a hot little border hopper in tow.This monster is struggling to get down the last 2 crates of Bud from the top shelf so I stroll over and say "hey there killer, let me give you a hand with that, I'm sure those monstrous arms are just tired from the P90x workout today!", His little Mexican girlfriend starts laughing at him and giving me the eye while I pulled down both crates on to my shoulder with one hand and put them in to his cart,the guy looking at my arm and getting angry his girlfriend was checking me out, you could see the shame on the tits face and he quickly scurried off in the other direction  ;D

Just like a great book, once you re-read this post you find little gems hidden in between verses..

"1"
Title: Re: Tough Guy in the store today
Post by: slacker on October 22, 2010, 11:34:54 AM
So I'm walking down the aisle picking up some chicken and ribs when I look over and see this guy wearing an affliction shirt, cap turned back with 14.5 inch arms, 38inch waist and bird legs with a hot little border hopper in tow.This monster is struggling to get down the last 2 crates of Bud from the top shelf so I stroll over and say "hey there killer, let me give you a hand with that, I'm sure those monstrous arms are just tired from the P90x workout today!", His little Mexican girlfriend starts laughing at him and giving me the eye while I pulled down both crates on to my shoulder with one hand and put them in to his cart,the guy looking at my arm and getting angry his girlfriend was checking me out, you could see the shame on the tits face and he quickly scurried off in the other direction  ;D
cool story bro
Title: Re: Tough Guy in the store today
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on October 22, 2010, 02:18:33 PM
that sounded EXACTLY like sarcasm hahaha
Title: Re: Tough Guy in the store today
Post by: Pecs on October 22, 2010, 11:22:29 PM
If this is true  ;).

I don't see why you should mock him. Just give him a hand.
I don't see whats wrong with wearing affiction T-shirts.
Title: Re: Tough Guy in the store today
Post by: DK II on October 23, 2010, 04:06:29 AM
If this is true  ;).

I don't see why you should mock him. Just give him a hand.
I don't see whats wrong with wearing affiction T-shirts.

outed.
Title: Re: Tough Guy in the store today
Post by: flinstones1 on October 23, 2010, 04:36:16 AM
I pity you. Your the same breed of guys who wear a wife beater in public in 60 degree weather out to a movie with their girl on a friday night.  

True Story

 iwhile back I meet up my friend and his gf was with him at this restaruant. the dude absolutely insists on wearing a wife beater everywhere. His girl thinks he is jacked as hell obviously cause she has never seen a true freak in real life. But nonetheless who comes walking in? FRANK MCGRATH I shit you not!

Dude was in a tank top and was lean and massive as fuck. The chick was in awe. Like she saw a ghost. He didnt say a whole word the enitre night. :)

Title: Re: Tough Guy in the store today
Post by: _bruce_ on October 23, 2010, 11:43:52 AM
Hilarious, as always  :D
Title: Re: Tough Guy in the store today
Post by: Fallsview on October 23, 2010, 03:53:42 PM
How many of you guys just jerked off to that story?  Sad.
Title: Re: Tough Guy in the store today
Post by: Captain Equipoise on October 23, 2010, 03:58:02 PM
WB SQUAD!!!
Title: Re: Tough Guy in the store today
Post by: AC Slater on October 23, 2010, 04:52:12 PM
good story
Title: Re: Tough Guy in the store today
Post by: Captain Equipoise on October 23, 2010, 05:00:31 PM
I pity you. Your the same breed of guys who wear a wife beater in public in 60 degree weather out to a movie with their girl on a friday night.  

True Story

 iwhile back I meet up my friend and his gf was with him at this restaruant. the dude absolutely insists on wearing a wife beater everywhere. His girl thinks he is jacked as hell obviously cause she has never seen a true freak in real life. But nonetheless who comes walking in? FRANK MCGRATH I shit you not!

Dude was in a tank top and was lean and massive as fuck. The chick was in awe. Like she saw a ghost. He didnt say a whole word the enitre night. :)



Hhahahahaha...that's funny as fooook, you should have asked her after how jacked she thinks her man is in comparison, LOL

that must have been a nice slap of reality for your buddy..
Title: Re: Tough Guy in the store today
Post by: Pollux on October 23, 2010, 06:21:39 PM
All you Getbiggers are easily amused. This 'story' was lame as hell.  ::)
Title: Re: Tough Guy in the store today
Post by: TrueGrit on October 24, 2010, 04:46:33 AM
All you Getbiggers are easily amused. This 'story' was lame as hell.  ::)


haha, you strike me as the kind of "man" who is only amused by your boyfriend tickling your ass whilst you watch the scene of Arnold arriving on earth from the Terminator over and over, stud.
Title: Re: Tough Guy in the store today
Post by: Pollux on October 24, 2010, 05:11:43 AM

haha, you strike me as the kind of "man" who is only amused by your boyfriend tickling your ass whilst you watch the scene of Arnold arriving on earth from the Terminator over and over, stud.

That was lame, too.  ::)

*comedy rimshot*
Title: Re: Tough Guy in the store today
Post by: flinstones1 on October 24, 2010, 04:19:58 PM
Hhahahahaha...that's funny as fooook, you should have asked her after how jacked she thinks her man is in comparison, LOL

that must have been a nice slap of reality for your buddy..


his girl dumped him shortly after that. When you ruin a man's life by walking into a restaurant without saying a word to him, your a bad guy.