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So I'm walking down the aisle picking up some chicken and ribs when I look over and see this guy wearing an affliction shirt, cap turned back with 14.5 inch arms, 38inch waist and bird legs with a hot little border hopper in tow.This monster is struggling to get down the last 2 crates of Bud from the top shelf so I stroll over and say "hey there killer, let me give you a hand with that, I'm sure those monstrous arms are just tired from the P90x workout today!", His little Mexican girlfriend starts laughing at him and giving me the eye while I pulled down both crates on to my shoulder with one hand and put them in to his cart,the guy looking at my arm and getting angry his girlfriend was checking me out, you could see the shame on the tits face and he quickly scurried off in the other direction ;D
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:D
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I miss the good ol' days.
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So I'm walking down the aisle picking up some chicken and ribs when I look over and see this guy wearing an affliction shirt, cap turned back with 14.5 inch arms, 38inch waist and bird legs with a hot little border hopper in tow.This monster is struggling to get down the last 2 crates of Bud from the top shelf so I stroll over and say "hey there killer, let me give you a hand with that, I'm sure those monstrous arms are just tired from P90x workout today!", His little Mexican girlfriend starts laughing at him and giving me the eye while I pulled down both crates on to my shoulder with one hand and put them in to his cart,the guy looking at my arm and getting angry his girlfriend was checking me out, you could see the shame on the tits face and he quickly scurried off in the other direction ;D
Hi Squad.
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The Red Meat Kid would have finished it by hitting a Most Muscular in his face.
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So I'm walking down the aisle picking up some chicken and ribs when I look over and see this guy wearing an affliction shirt, cap turned back with 14.5 inch arms, 38inch waist and bird legs with a hot little border hopper in tow.This monster is struggling to get down the last 2 crates of Bud from the top shelf so I stroll over and say "hey there killer, let me give you a hand with that, I'm sure those monstrous arms are just tired from the P90x workout today!", His little Mexican girlfriend starts laughing at him and giving me the eye while I pulled down both crates on to my shoulder with one hand and put them in to his cart,the guy looking at my arm and getting angry his girlfriend was checking me out, you could see the shame on the tits face and he quickly scurried off in the other direction ;D
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!!!! ;D
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You forgot the part where he reads your name tag and threatens to tell the manager.
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Classic Dave! 8)
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So I'm walking down the aisle picking up some chicken and ribs when I look over and see this guy wearing an affliction shirt, cap turned back with 14.5 inch arms, 38inch waist and bird legs with a hot little border hopper in tow.This monster is struggling to get down the last 2 crates of Bud from the top shelf so I stroll over and say "hey there killer, let me give you a hand with that, I'm sure those monstrous arms are just tired from the P90x workout today!", His little Mexican girlfriend starts laughing at him and giving me the eye while I pulled down both crates on to my shoulder with one hand and put them in to his cart,the guy looking at my arm and getting angry his girlfriend was checking me out, you could see the shame on the tits face and he quickly scurried off in the other direction ;D
you forgot the part where the manager handed you a mop to clean the piss under you
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So I'm walking down the aisle picking up some chicken and ribs when I look over and see this guy wearing an affliction shirt, cap turned back with 14.5 inch arms, 38inch waist and bird legs with a hot little border hopper in tow.This monster is struggling to get down the last 2 crates of Bud from the top shelf so I stroll over and say "hey there killer, let me give you a hand with that, I'm sure those monstrous arms are just tired from the P90x workout today!", His little Mexican girlfriend starts laughing at him and giving me the eye while I pulled down both crates on to my shoulder with one hand and put them in to his cart,the guy looking at my arm and getting angry his girlfriend was checking me out, you could see the shame on the tits face and he quickly scurried off in the other direction ;D
Wow, great customer service and relations ::)
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So.. who was the tough guy?
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So I'm walking down the aisle picking up some chicken and ribs when I look over and see this guy wearing an affliction shirt, cap turned back with 14.5 inch arms, 38inch waist and bird legs with a hot little border hopper in tow.This monster is struggling to get down the last 2 crates of Bud from the top shelf so I stroll over and say "hey there killer, let me give you a hand with that, I'm sure those monstrous arms are just tired from the P90x workout today!", His little Mexican girlfriend starts laughing at him and giving me the eye while I pulled down both crates on to my shoulder with one hand and put them in to his cart,the guy looking at my arm and getting angry his girlfriend was checking me out, you could see the shame on the tits face and he quickly scurried off in the other direction ;D
What time did your alarm go off? ;D
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Can't lie, the P90x comment got a laugh from me.
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What time did your alarm go off? ;D
8am, your moms lips are on me like clockwork ;D
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So, I take it he was not Chuck Liddel?
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So I'm walking down the aisle picking up some chicken and ribs when I look over and see this guy wearing an affliction shirt, cap turned back with 14.5 inch arms, 38inch waist and bird legs with a hot little border hopper in tow.This monster is struggling to get down the last 2 crates of Bud from the top shelf so I stroll over and say "hey there killer, let me give you a hand with that, I'm sure those monstrous arms are just tired from the P90x workout today!", His little Mexican girlfriend starts laughing at him and giving me the eye while I pulled down both crates on to my shoulder with one hand and put them in to his cart,the guy looking at my arm and getting angry his girlfriend was checking me out, you could see the shame on the tits face and he quickly scurried off in the other direction ;D
lol this was as good as Dave in the old days :D
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So I'm walking down the aisle picking up some chicken and ribs when I look over and see this guy wearing an affliction shirt, cap turned back with 14.5 inch arms, 38inch waist and bird legs with a hot little border hopper in tow.This monster is struggling to get down the last 2 crates of Bud from the top shelf so I stroll over and say "hey there killer, let me give you a hand with that, I'm sure those monstrous arms are just tired from the P90x workout today!", His little Mexican girlfriend starts laughing at him and giving me the eye while I pulled down both crates on to my shoulder with one hand and put them in to his cart,the guy looking at my arm and getting angry his girlfriend was checking me out, you could see the shame on the tits face and he quickly scurried off in the other direction ;D
sure. ::)
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You forgot the part where he reads your name tag and threatens to tell the manager.
;D
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So I'm walking down the aisle picking up some chicken and ribs when I look over and see this guy wearing an affliction shirt, cap turned back with 14.5 inch arms, 38inch waist and bird legs with a hot little border hopper in tow.This monster is struggling to get down the last 2 crates of Bud from the top shelf so I stroll over and say "hey there killer, let me give you a hand with that, I'm sure those monstrous arms are just tired from the P90x workout today!", His little Mexican girlfriend starts laughing at him and giving me the eye while I pulled down both crates on to my shoulder with one hand and put them in to his cart,the guy looking at my arm and getting angry his girlfriend was checking me out, you could see the shame on the tits face and he quickly scurried off in the other direction ;D
I call bullshit on the story, because there's no way "benz" has a girlfriend.
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Then you logged into getbig when you got home............ ::) While he went home to his little snatch, got drunk and screwed.
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8am, your moms lips are on me like clockwork ;D
*comedy rimshot*
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Then you logged into getbig when you got home............ ::) While he went home to his little snatch, got drunk and screwed.
LOL! :D
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"Hey there killer..." got me......hahahaha
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Who is this "Army of One" guy and who did he used to be?
I haven't been as active on the boards over the last few weeks and this guy I've never seen before suddenly has 10,000 posts!
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Who is this "Army of One" guy and who did he used to be?
I haven't been as active on the boards over the last few weeks and this guy I've never seen before suddenly has 10,000 posts!
Which Big are you again ???
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Classic Dave! 8)
PIP
:'(
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Hahahaha. Great story. mass04 has also been doing some good ones lately....... 8)
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hahahaha that tit had it coming ...
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Great story Dave
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lucky roger huerta has such composure
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So I'm walking down the aisle picking up some chicken and ribs when I look over and see this guy wearing an affliction shirt, cap turned back with 14.5 inch arms, 38inch waist and bird legs with a hot little border hopper in tow.This monster is struggling to get down the last 2 crates of Bud from the top shelf so I stroll over and say "hey there killer, let me give you a hand with that, I'm sure those monstrous arms are just tired from the P90x workout today!", His little Mexican girlfriend starts laughing at him and giving me the eye while I pulled down both crates on to my shoulder with one hand and put them in to his cart,the guy looking at my arm and getting angry his girlfriend was checking me out, you could see the shame on the tits face and he quickly scurried off in the other direction ;D
Classic Squadfather opening...
These stories never get old!
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I'm looking forward to seeing pics of "killer" on a motorcycle from his younger, fatter days.
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Who is this "Army of One" guy and who did he used to be?
I haven't been as active on the boards over the last few weeks and this guy I've never seen before suddenly has 10,000 posts!
he was something random like "dbabcb1234"
Probably it's one of Ron's 10 thousand gimmicks. :o
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So I'm walking down the aisle picking up some chicken and ribs when I look over and see this guy wearing an affliction shirt, cap turned back with 14.5 inch arms, 38inch waist and bird legs with a hot little border hopper in tow.This monster is struggling to get down the last 2 crates of Bud from the top shelf so I stroll over and say "hey there killer, let me give you a hand with that, I'm sure those monstrous arms are just tired from the P90x workout today!", His little Mexican girlfriend starts laughing at him and giving me the eye while I pulled down both crates on to my shoulder with one hand and put them in to his cart,the guy looking at my arm and getting angry his girlfriend was checking me out, you could see the shame on the tits face and he quickly scurried off in the other direction ;D
CLASSIC!!! ;D
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Haha!! 10/10 that was fackin great! LOL @ "killer" BOOOOOOOM!
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So I'm walking down the aisle picking up some chicken and ribs when I look over and see this guy wearing an affliction shirt, cap turned back with 14.5 inch arms, 38inch waist and bird legs with a hot little border hopper in tow.This monster is struggling to get down the last 2 crates of Bud from the top shelf so I stroll over and say "hey there killer, let me give you a hand with that, I'm sure those monstrous arms are just tired from the P90x workout today!", His little Mexican girlfriend starts laughing at him and giving me the eye while I pulled down both crates on to my shoulder with one hand and put them in to his cart,the guy looking at my arm and getting angry his girlfriend was checking me out, you could see the shame on the tits face and he quickly scurried off in the other direction ;D
Just like a great book, once you re-read this post you find little gems hidden in between verses..
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So I'm walking down the aisle picking up some chicken and ribs when I look over and see this guy wearing an affliction shirt, cap turned back with 14.5 inch arms, 38inch waist and bird legs with a hot little border hopper in tow.This monster is struggling to get down the last 2 crates of Bud from the top shelf so I stroll over and say "hey there killer, let me give you a hand with that, I'm sure those monstrous arms are just tired from the P90x workout today!", His little Mexican girlfriend starts laughing at him and giving me the eye while I pulled down both crates on to my shoulder with one hand and put them in to his cart,the guy looking at my arm and getting angry his girlfriend was checking me out, you could see the shame on the tits face and he quickly scurried off in the other direction ;D
cool story bro
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that sounded EXACTLY like sarcasm hahaha
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If this is true ;).
I don't see why you should mock him. Just give him a hand.
I don't see whats wrong with wearing affiction T-shirts.
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If this is true ;).
I don't see why you should mock him. Just give him a hand.
I don't see whats wrong with wearing affiction T-shirts.
outed.
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I pity you. Your the same breed of guys who wear a wife beater in public in 60 degree weather out to a movie with their girl on a friday night.
True Story
iwhile back I meet up my friend and his gf was with him at this restaruant. the dude absolutely insists on wearing a wife beater everywhere. His girl thinks he is jacked as hell obviously cause she has never seen a true freak in real life. But nonetheless who comes walking in? FRANK MCGRATH I shit you not!
Dude was in a tank top and was lean and massive as fuck. The chick was in awe. Like she saw a ghost. He didnt say a whole word the enitre night. :)
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Hilarious, as always :D
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How many of you guys just jerked off to that story? Sad.
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WB SQUAD!!!
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good story
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I pity you. Your the same breed of guys who wear a wife beater in public in 60 degree weather out to a movie with their girl on a friday night.
True Story
iwhile back I meet up my friend and his gf was with him at this restaruant. the dude absolutely insists on wearing a wife beater everywhere. His girl thinks he is jacked as hell obviously cause she has never seen a true freak in real life. But nonetheless who comes walking in? FRANK MCGRATH I shit you not!
Dude was in a tank top and was lean and massive as fuck. The chick was in awe. Like she saw a ghost. He didnt say a whole word the enitre night. :)
Hhahahahaha...that's funny as fooook, you should have asked her after how jacked she thinks her man is in comparison, LOL
that must have been a nice slap of reality for your buddy..
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All you Getbiggers are easily amused. This 'story' was lame as hell. ::)
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All you Getbiggers are easily amused. This 'story' was lame as hell. ::)
haha, you strike me as the kind of "man" who is only amused by your boyfriend tickling your ass whilst you watch the scene of Arnold arriving on earth from the Terminator over and over, stud.
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haha, you strike me as the kind of "man" who is only amused by your boyfriend tickling your ass whilst you watch the scene of Arnold arriving on earth from the Terminator over and over, stud.
That was lame, too. ::)
*comedy rimshot*
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Hhahahahaha...that's funny as fooook, you should have asked her after how jacked she thinks her man is in comparison, LOL
that must have been a nice slap of reality for your buddy..
his girl dumped him shortly after that. When you ruin a man's life by walking into a restaurant without saying a word to him, your a bad guy.