Author Topic: Tough Guy in the store today (Read 6450 times)

CalvinH · « **Reply #25 on:** October 21, 2010, 07:23:19 AM »

Quote from: BigJ on October 21, 2010, 05:43:46 AM

Who is this "Army of One" guy and who did he used to be?

I haven't been as active on the boards over the last few weeks and this guy I've never seen before suddenly has 10,000 posts!

Which Big are you again

Master Blaster · « **Reply #26 on:** October 21, 2010, 07:49:38 AM »

Quote from: Wiggs on October 20, 2010, 06:46:57 PM

Classic Dave!

PIP

War-Horse · « **Reply #27 on:** October 21, 2010, 08:53:26 AM »

Hahahaha. Great story. mass04 has also been doing some good ones lately.......

jaejonna · « **Reply #28 on:** October 21, 2010, 08:57:00 AM »

hahahaha that tit had it coming ...

BIG_STI · « **Reply #29 on:** October 21, 2010, 09:04:35 AM »

Great story Dave

medz zeppelin · « **Reply #30 on:** October 21, 2010, 09:15:07 AM »

lucky roger huerta has such composure

OneMoreRep · « **Reply #31 on:** October 21, 2010, 09:17:59 AM »

Quote from: Army of One on October 20, 2010, 06:16:57 PM

So I'm walking down the aisle picking up some chicken and ribs when I look over and see this guy wearing an affliction shirt, cap turned back with 14.5 inch arms, 38inch waist and bird legs with a hot little border hopper in tow.This monster is struggling to get down the last 2 crates of Bud from the top shelf so I stroll over and say "hey there killer, let me give you a hand with that, I'm sure those monstrous arms are just tired from the P90x workout today!", His little Mexican girlfriend starts laughing at him and giving me the eye while I pulled down both crates on to my shoulder with one hand and put them in to his cart,the guy looking at my arm and getting angry his girlfriend was checking me out, you could see the shame on the tits face and he quickly scurried off in the other direction

Classic Squadfather opening...

These stories never get old!

"1"

Andy Griffin · « **Reply #32 on:** October 21, 2010, 05:43:53 PM »

I'm looking forward to seeing pics of "killer" on a motorcycle from his younger, fatter days.

Master Blaster · « **Reply #33 on:** October 21, 2010, 05:53:17 PM »

Quote from: BigJ on October 21, 2010, 05:43:46 AM

Who is this "Army of One" guy and who did he used to be?

I haven't been as active on the boards over the last few weeks and this guy I've never seen before suddenly has 10,000 posts!

he was something random like "dbabcb1234"

Probably it's one of Ron's 10 thousand gimmicks.

DeketheCreep · « **Reply #34 on:** October 22, 2010, 10:11:38 AM »

Quote from: Army of One on October 20, 2010, 06:16:57 PM

So I'm walking down the aisle picking up some chicken and ribs when I look over and see this guy wearing an affliction shirt, cap turned back with 14.5 inch arms, 38inch waist and bird legs with a hot little border hopper in tow.This monster is struggling to get down the last 2 crates of Bud from the top shelf so I stroll over and say "hey there killer, let me give you a hand with that, I'm sure those monstrous arms are just tired from the P90x workout today!", His little Mexican girlfriend starts laughing at him and giving me the eye while I pulled down both crates on to my shoulder with one hand and put them in to his cart,the guy looking at my arm and getting angry his girlfriend was checking me out, you could see the shame on the tits face and he quickly scurried off in the other direction

CLASSIC!!!

dov · « **Reply #35 on:** October 22, 2010, 10:49:05 AM »

Haha!! 10/10 that was fackin great! LOL @ "killer" BOOOOOOOM!

OneMoreRep · « **Reply #36 on:** October 22, 2010, 10:57:34 AM »

Quote from: Army of One on October 20, 2010, 06:16:57 PM

So I'm walking down the aisle picking up some chicken and ribs when I look over and see this guy wearing an affliction shirt, cap turned back with 14.5 inch arms, 38inch waist and bird legs with a hot little border hopper in tow.This monster is struggling to get down the last 2 crates of Bud from the top shelf so I stroll over and say "hey there killer, let me give you a hand with that, I'm sure those monstrous arms are just tired from the P90x workout today!", His little Mexican girlfriend starts laughing at him and giving me the eye while I pulled down both crates on to my shoulder with one hand and put them in to his cart,the guy looking at my arm and getting angry his girlfriend was checking me out, you could see the shame on the tits face and he quickly scurried off in the other direction

Just like a great book, once you re-read this post you find little gems hidden in between verses..

"1"

slacker · « **Reply #37 on:** October 22, 2010, 11:34:54 AM »

Quote from: Army of One on October 20, 2010, 06:16:57 PM

So I'm walking down the aisle picking up some chicken and ribs when I look over and see this guy wearing an affliction shirt, cap turned back with 14.5 inch arms, 38inch waist and bird legs with a hot little border hopper in tow.This monster is struggling to get down the last 2 crates of Bud from the top shelf so I stroll over and say "hey there killer, let me give you a hand with that, I'm sure those monstrous arms are just tired from the P90x workout today!", His little Mexican girlfriend starts laughing at him and giving me the eye while I pulled down both crates on to my shoulder with one hand and put them in to his cart,the guy looking at my arm and getting angry his girlfriend was checking me out, you could see the shame on the tits face and he quickly scurried off in the other direction

cool story bro

JOHN MATRIX · « **Reply #38 on:** October 22, 2010, 02:18:33 PM »

that sounded EXACTLY like sarcasm hahaha

Pecs · « **Reply #39 on:** October 22, 2010, 11:22:29 PM »

If this is true

.

I don't see why you should mock him. Just give him a hand.
I don't see whats wrong with wearing affiction T-shirts.

DK II · « **Reply #40 on:** October 23, 2010, 04:06:29 AM »

Quote from: Pecs on October 22, 2010, 11:22:29 PM

If this is true .

I don't see why you should mock him. Just give him a hand.
I don't see whats wrong with wearing affiction T-shirts.

outed.

flinstones1 · « **Reply #41 on:** October 23, 2010, 04:36:16 AM »

I pity you. Your the same breed of guys who wear a wife beater in public in 60 degree weather out to a movie with their girl on a friday night.

True Story

iwhile back I meet up my friend and his gf was with him at this restaruant. the dude absolutely insists on wearing a wife beater everywhere. His girl thinks he is jacked as hell obviously cause she has never seen a true freak in real life. But nonetheless who comes walking in? FRANK MCGRATH I shit you not!

Dude was in a tank top and was lean and massive as fuck. The chick was in awe. Like she saw a ghost. He didnt say a whole word the enitre night.

_bruce_ · « **Reply #42 on:** October 23, 2010, 11:43:52 AM »

Hilarious, as always

Fallsview · « **Reply #43 on:** October 23, 2010, 03:53:42 PM »

How many of you guys just jerked off to that story? Sad.

Captain Equipoise · « **Reply #44 on:** October 23, 2010, 03:58:02 PM »

WB SQUAD!!!

AC Slater · « **Reply #45 on:** October 23, 2010, 04:52:12 PM »

good story

Captain Equipoise · « **Reply #46 on:** October 23, 2010, 05:00:31 PM »

Quote from: flinstones1 on October 23, 2010, 04:36:16 AM

I pity you. Your the same breed of guys who wear a wife beater in public in 60 degree weather out to a movie with their girl on a friday night.

True Story

iwhile back I meet up my friend and his gf was with him at this restaruant. the dude absolutely insists on wearing a wife beater everywhere. His girl thinks he is jacked as hell obviously cause she has never seen a true freak in real life. But nonetheless who comes walking in? FRANK MCGRATH I shit you not!

Dude was in a tank top and was lean and massive as fuck. The chick was in awe. Like she saw a ghost. He didnt say a whole word the enitre night.

Hhahahahaha...that's funny as fooook, you should have asked her after how jacked she thinks her man is in comparison, LOL

that must have been a nice slap of reality for your buddy..

Pollux · « **Reply #47 on:** October 23, 2010, 06:21:39 PM »

All you Getbiggers are easily amused. This 'story' was lame as hell.

TrueGrit · « **Reply #48 on:** October 24, 2010, 04:46:33 AM »

Quote from: Pollux on October 23, 2010, 06:21:39 PM

All you Getbiggers are easily amused. This 'story' was lame as hell.

haha, you strike me as the kind of "man" who is only amused by your boyfriend tickling your ass whilst you watch the scene of Arnold arriving on earth from the Terminator over and over, stud.

Pollux · « **Reply #49 on:** October 24, 2010, 05:11:43 AM »

Quote from: TrueGrit on October 24, 2010, 04:46:33 AM

haha, you strike me as the kind of "man" who is only amused by your boyfriend tickling your ass whilst you watch the scene of Arnold arriving on earth from the Terminator over and over, stud.

That was lame, too.

*comedy rimshot*