Tough Guy in the store today

[Army of One]

So I'm walking down the aisle picking up some chicken and ribs when I look over and see this guy wearing an affliction shirt, cap turned back with 14.5 inch arms, 38inch waist and bird legs with a hot little border hopper in tow.This monster is struggling to get down the last 2 crates of Bud from the top shelf so I stroll over and say "hey there killer, let me give you a hand with that, I'm sure those monstrous arms are just tired from the P90x workout today!", His little Mexican girlfriend starts laughing at him and giving me the eye while I pulled down both crates on to my shoulder with one hand and put them in to his cart,the guy looking at my arm and getting angry his girlfriend was checking me out, you could see the shame on the tits face and he quickly scurried off in the other direction  

[chaos]

 

[TacoBell]

I miss the good ol' days.

[tom joad]

So I'm walking down the aisle picking up some chicken and ribs when I look over and see this guy wearing an affliction shirt, cap turned back with 14.5 inch arms, 38inch waist and bird legs with a hot little border hopper in tow.This monster is struggling to get down the last 2 crates of Bud from the top shelf so I stroll over and say "hey there killer, let me give you a hand with that, I'm sure those monstrous arms are just tired from P90x workout today!", His little Mexican girlfriend starts laughing at him and giving me the eye while I pulled down both crates on to my shoulder with one hand and put them in to his cart,the guy looking at my arm and getting angry his girlfriend was checking me out, you could see the shame on the tits face and he quickly scurried off in the other direction  

Hi Squad.

[Hulkotron]

The Red Meat Kid would have finished it by hitting a Most Muscular in his face.

[unracked]

So I'm walking down the aisle picking up some chicken and ribs when I look over and see this guy wearing an affliction shirt, cap turned back with 14.5 inch arms, 38inch waist and bird legs with a hot little border hopper in tow.This monster is struggling to get down the last 2 crates of Bud from the top shelf so I stroll over and say "hey there killer, let me give you a hand with that, I'm sure those monstrous arms are just tired from the P90x workout today!", His little Mexican girlfriend starts laughing at him and giving me the eye while I pulled down both crates on to my shoulder with one hand and put them in to his cart,the guy looking at my arm and getting angry his girlfriend was checking me out, you could see the shame on the tits face and he quickly scurried off in the other direction  

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!!!!

[Lundgren]

You forgot the part where he reads your name tag and threatens to tell the manager.

[Wiggs]

Classic Dave!

[noworries]

So I'm walking down the aisle picking up some chicken and ribs when I look over and see this guy wearing an affliction shirt, cap turned back with 14.5 inch arms, 38inch waist and bird legs with a hot little border hopper in tow.This monster is struggling to get down the last 2 crates of Bud from the top shelf so I stroll over and say "hey there killer, let me give you a hand with that, I'm sure those monstrous arms are just tired from the P90x workout today!", His little Mexican girlfriend starts laughing at him and giving me the eye while I pulled down both crates on to my shoulder with one hand and put them in to his cart,the guy looking at my arm and getting angry his girlfriend was checking me out, you could see the shame on the tits face and he quickly scurried off in the other direction  

you forgot the part where the manager handed you a mop to clean the piss under you

[Flexb]

So I'm walking down the aisle picking up some chicken and ribs when I look over and see this guy wearing an affliction shirt, cap turned back with 14.5 inch arms, 38inch waist and bird legs with a hot little border hopper in tow.This monster is struggling to get down the last 2 crates of Bud from the top shelf so I stroll over and say "hey there killer, let me give you a hand with that, I'm sure those monstrous arms are just tired from the P90x workout today!", His little Mexican girlfriend starts laughing at him and giving me the eye while I pulled down both crates on to my shoulder with one hand and put them in to his cart,the guy looking at my arm and getting angry his girlfriend was checking me out, you could see the shame on the tits face and he quickly scurried off in the other direction  

Wow, great customer service and relations 

[Big Freak]

So.. who was the tough guy?

[Pollux]

So I'm walking down the aisle picking up some chicken and ribs when I look over and see this guy wearing an affliction shirt, cap turned back with 14.5 inch arms, 38inch waist and bird legs with a hot little border hopper in tow.This monster is struggling to get down the last 2 crates of Bud from the top shelf so I stroll over and say "hey there killer, let me give you a hand with that, I'm sure those monstrous arms are just tired from the P90x workout today!", His little Mexican girlfriend starts laughing at him and giving me the eye while I pulled down both crates on to my shoulder with one hand and put them in to his cart,the guy looking at my arm and getting angry his girlfriend was checking me out, you could see the shame on the tits face and he quickly scurried off in the other direction  

What time did your alarm go off? 

[TommyBoy]

Can't lie, the P90x comment got a laugh from me.

[Army of One]

What time did your alarm go off? 

8am, your moms lips are on me like clockwork 

[dyslexic]

So, I take it he was not Chuck Liddel?

[tom joad]

http://cosmos.bcst.yahoo.com/up/player/popup/index.php?rn=222562&cl=22530520&ch=&src=canadanews

[Stark]

So I'm walking down the aisle picking up some chicken and ribs when I look over and see this guy wearing an affliction shirt, cap turned back with 14.5 inch arms, 38inch waist and bird legs with a hot little border hopper in tow.This monster is struggling to get down the last 2 crates of Bud from the top shelf so I stroll over and say "hey there killer, let me give you a hand with that, I'm sure those monstrous arms are just tired from the P90x workout today!", His little Mexican girlfriend starts laughing at him and giving me the eye while I pulled down both crates on to my shoulder with one hand and put them in to his cart,the guy looking at my arm and getting angry his girlfriend was checking me out, you could see the shame on the tits face and he quickly scurried off in the other direction  

lol this was as good as Dave in the old days

[Meso_z]

So I'm walking down the aisle picking up some chicken and ribs when I look over and see this guy wearing an affliction shirt, cap turned back with 14.5 inch arms, 38inch waist and bird legs with a hot little border hopper in tow.This monster is struggling to get down the last 2 crates of Bud from the top shelf so I stroll over and say "hey there killer, let me give you a hand with that, I'm sure those monstrous arms are just tired from the P90x workout today!", His little Mexican girlfriend starts laughing at him and giving me the eye while I pulled down both crates on to my shoulder with one hand and put them in to his cart,the guy looking at my arm and getting angry his girlfriend was checking me out, you could see the shame on the tits face and he quickly scurried off in the other direction  

sure. 

[Tapeworm]

You forgot the part where he reads your name tag and threatens to tell the manager.

 

[DK II]

So I'm walking down the aisle picking up some chicken and ribs when I look over and see this guy wearing an affliction shirt, cap turned back with 14.5 inch arms, 38inch waist and bird legs with a hot little border hopper in tow.This monster is struggling to get down the last 2 crates of Bud from the top shelf so I stroll over and say "hey there killer, let me give you a hand with that, I'm sure those monstrous arms are just tired from the P90x workout today!", His little Mexican girlfriend starts laughing at him and giving me the eye while I pulled down both crates on to my shoulder with one hand and put them in to his cart,the guy looking at my arm and getting angry his girlfriend was checking me out, you could see the shame on the tits face and he quickly scurried off in the other direction  

I call bullshit on the story, because there's no way "benz" has a girlfriend.

[MuscleMcMannus]

Then you logged into getbig when you got home............   While he went home to his little snatch, got drunk and screwed. 

[Pollux]

8am, your moms lips are on me like clockwork  

*comedy rimshot*

[Pollux]

Then you logged into getbig when you got home............   While he went home to his little snatch, got drunk and screwed. 

LOL! 

[The Showstoppa]

"Hey there killer..." got me......hahahaha

[JasonH]

Who is this "Army of One" guy and who did he used to be?

I haven't been as active on the boards over the last few weeks and this guy I've never seen before suddenly has 10,000 posts!