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Title: Profession or hidden talents
Post by: Cleanest Natural on October 27, 2010, 08:58:18 AM
I am sure getbiggers are have hidden talents or even are professionals in different fields. I'll start it off.

I am putting the finishing touches on my first book, and work with clients as a clarvoyant/psychic/medical intuitive. Oh .. and I used to play tennis pretty decent.

How bout you ?
Title: Re: Profession or hidden talents
Post by: Lundgren on October 27, 2010, 09:36:35 AM
and work with clients as a clarvoyant/psychic/medical intuitive
Interesting you seem to like to travel never new your were dedicated to being a full on Gypsy, good work bro.
Title: Re: Profession or hidden talents
Post by: Tapeworm on October 27, 2010, 09:39:25 AM
This one time I got a pretty big chunk of wax out of my ear.  I probably should have saved it.
Title: Re: Profession or hidden talents
Post by: wavelength on October 27, 2010, 09:39:31 AM
when's the book coming out and what's the title?
Title: Re: Profession or hidden talents
Post by: YngiweRhoads on October 27, 2010, 09:41:01 AM
I paint portraits of Barbara Streisand.
Title: Re: Profession or hidden talents
Post by: Jizzacked on October 27, 2010, 09:46:04 AM
pretty sure we have a few bros around here whose 'hidden talents' include making cocks disappear
Title: Re: Profession or hidden talents
Post by: Cleanest Natural on October 27, 2010, 09:48:43 AM
when's the book coming out and what's the title?
I hope by spring the latest ... no clue of the title as of yet  ???


PS: wanna go for a WieneR Schnitzel and a weiss bier when I am in Wien ? ( NO HOMO)



(http://lh3.ggpht.com/_f-Q5CfmDUx0/Sox83HaW5zI/AAAAAAAAB2Q/rYbyIrnlUNc/IMG_6359.JPG)

Title: Re: Profession or hidden talents
Post by: Tapeworm on October 27, 2010, 09:49:52 AM
when's the book coming out and what's the title?

Knee Wrinkle Jeans and Other Hot Fashion, 2011 edition
Selecting Beautiful Backgrounds - photography section
Median Strips of Bucharest
Title: Re: Profession or hidden talents
Post by: dan18 on October 27, 2010, 09:50:31 AM
pretty sure we have a few bros around here whose 'hidden talents' include making cocks disappear
with youre screen name i now understand why cock would be your 1st thought right jizz :-X
Title: Re: Profession or hidden talents
Post by: Jizzacked on October 27, 2010, 09:51:14 AM
with youre screen name i now understand why cock would be your 1st thought right jizz :-X

why the long face dan?  ???
Title: Re: Profession or hidden talents
Post by: Cleanest Natural on October 27, 2010, 09:51:48 AM
Knee Wrinkle Jeans and Other Hot Fashion, 2011 edition
Selecting Beautiful Backgrounds - photography section
Median Strips of Bucharest

nice try .. but brutal mistaking Geneva for Bucharest  ;)
Title: Re: Profession or hidden talents
Post by: Tapeworm on October 27, 2010, 09:55:22 AM
Who took the photograph, Sev?  The little woman?
Title: Re: Profession or hidden talents
Post by: dan18 on October 27, 2010, 09:55:44 AM
why the long face dan?  ???
oh and i can tie my dick in a knot ;D
Title: Re: Profession or hidden talents
Post by: Cleanest Natural on October 27, 2010, 09:58:00 AM
Who took the photograph, Sev?  The little woman?
My girlfriend on her Blackberry... we are not going to be mistaken for Ansel ADAMS, thats for sure  ;D
Title: Re: Profession or hidden talents
Post by: ManBearPig... on October 27, 2010, 10:01:05 AM
My girlfriend on her Blackberry... we are not going to be mistaken for Ansel ADAMS, thats for sure  ;D

you could be mistaken for a gypsy bobblehead, you freak.  how do you keep a head that huge on shoulders so narrow?
Title: Re: Profession or hidden talents
Post by: Cleanest Natural on October 27, 2010, 10:07:33 AM
you could be mistaken for a gypsy bobblehead, you freak.  how do you keep a head that huge on shoulders so narrow?
Why do my psychic abilities indicate me that there is a trace of hate in your post  ?
Title: Re: Profession or hidden talents
Post by: ManBearPig... on October 27, 2010, 10:09:09 AM
Why do my psychic abilities indicate me that there is a trace of hate in your post  ?

way to go, Mentalist.  ::)

but seriously, i know your gypsy head's normal sized, but it just looks weird from that angle.  or maybe your aids infested shoulders shrank a lot making you look disproportional?

Title: Re: Profession or hidden talents
Post by: Cleanest Natural on October 27, 2010, 10:20:27 AM
way to go, Mentalist.  ::)

but seriously, i know your gypsy head's normal sized, but it just looks weird from that angle.  or maybe your aids infested shoulders shrank a lot making you look disproportional?


who did u use to be ? you seem very bitter towards me. I offer grief counseling, you know ....
Title: Re: Profession or hidden talents
Post by: affeman on October 27, 2010, 10:25:43 AM
I am putting the finishing touches on my first book, and work with clients as a clarvoyant/psychic/medical intuitive.

What are your qualifications to be an expert on that subject area?
Title: Re: Profession or hidden talents
Post by: Cleanest Natural on October 27, 2010, 10:41:39 AM
What are your qualifications to be an expert on that subject area?
I was in secret gov mind control experiments. In this field there are no “qualifications“. But I know what I know and now I choose to share it :)
Title: Re: Profession or hidden talents
Post by: affeman on October 27, 2010, 10:44:21 AM
I was in secret gov mind control experiments. In this field there are no “qualifications“. But I know what I know and now I choose to share it :)

I wonder how many people would hire a freelancer without any degrees in medical or psychic matters.

But good luck anyway. :)
Title: Re: Profession or hidden talents
Post by: Cleanest Natural on October 27, 2010, 10:48:43 AM
I wonder how many people would hire a freelancer without any degrees in medical or psychic matters.

But good luck anyway. :)
Clients pay me good money to do what I do. They range from simple name analysis to terminally ill with cancer, autism, epileptics, etc etc ... Im either really good or a really great bullshitter.


But let us focus on hidden talents or profession.
Title: Re: Profession or hidden talents
Post by: James28 on October 27, 2010, 10:52:41 AM
My talents? Cooking (yes, gay it would be seen on here), making my own vodka's, playing guitar, observational writing and my ability to pick up languages with very little effort.

My profession, IT Consultant. Worlds apart.
Title: Re: Profession or hidden talents
Post by: Nails on October 27, 2010, 10:54:24 AM
I am sure getbiggers are have hidden talents or even are professionals in different fields. I'll start it off.

I am putting the finishing touches on my first book, and work with clients as a clarvoyant/psychic/medical intuitive. Oh .. and I used to play tennis pretty decent.

How bout you ?

Whats your leg routine looking like nowadays Savastase?
Title: Re: Profession or hidden talents
Post by: Captain Equipoise on October 27, 2010, 10:56:58 AM
I hope by spring the latest ... no clue of the title as of yet  ???


PS: wanna go for a WieneR Schnitzel and a weiss bier when I am in Wien ? ( NO HOMO)



(http://lh3.ggpht.com/_f-Q5CfmDUx0/Sox83HaW5zI/AAAAAAAAB2Q/rYbyIrnlUNc/IMG_6359.JPG)



Weiss beer is awesome!
Title: Re: Profession or hidden talents
Post by: Cleanest Natural on October 27, 2010, 10:57:48 AM
My talents? Cooking (yes, gay it would be seen on here), making my own vodka's, playing guitar, observational writing and my ability to pick up languages with very little effort.

My profession, IT Consultant. Worlds apart.
interesting ...


I may sound ignorant but what does an IT consultant do ?
Title: Re: Profession or hidden talents
Post by: Cleanest Natural on October 27, 2010, 11:01:08 AM
Whats your leg routine looking like nowadays Savastase?
I squat MAYBE once .... a day ... on a toilet bowl... besides that, I enjoy long walks by the Rhone
Title: Re: Profession or hidden talents
Post by: G_Thang on October 27, 2010, 11:21:36 AM
way to go, Mentalist.  ::)

but seriously, i know your gypsy head's normal sized, but it just looks weird from that angle.  or maybe your aids infested shoulders shrank a lot making you look disproportional?



 ::)

boycubshitoutlet.
Title: Re: Profession or hidden talents
Post by: CalvinH on October 27, 2010, 11:32:27 AM
Why do my psychic abilities indicate me that there is a trace of hate in your post  ?



 ;D
Title: Re: Profession or hidden talents
Post by: CalvinH on October 27, 2010, 11:33:53 AM
who did u use to be ? you seem very bitter towards me. I offer grief counseling, you know ....



He's married....nuff said.
Title: Re: Profession or hidden talents
Post by: James28 on October 27, 2010, 11:37:34 AM
interesting ...


I may sound ignorant but what does an IT consultant do ?

I do training for IBM and advise companies and governments on their IT infrastructure. I help design and advise on bespoke software. Recently I've been involved in the upgrade, implementation and roll-out of a new payroll system for a very large European retailer. We're about to get involved in a new software design for oil exploration that will be used exclusively by petroleum company that ranks as one of the giants of the business world.

Saying that, I play a junior roll right now which will naturally change over time. I plan on being long gone before that as I HATE the travelling and ass-kissing involved. I want to take a break from working for a few years and do a law degree. I'd loved to work for an institution like the UN, UNICEF or the EU in their third world development programs. I've sat in very expensive meeting rooms in very tall glass buildings with world famous company names signs illuminating the city below. It doesn't compare with the thrill I get from doing something as silly as giving a pen to street kids in Kenya and watch the excitement amongst them as I write their names down on a piece of paper.

Yes, altruistic and delusional views that I can change the world, but if I can do anything to help change it for just one person for the better, it would be worth it right?.
Title: Re: Profession or hidden talents
Post by: StickStickly on October 27, 2010, 11:38:41 AM
I am sure getbiggers are have hidden talents or even are professionals in different fields. I'll start it off.

I am putting the finishing touches on my first book, and work with clients as a clarvoyant/psychic/medical intuitive. Oh .. and I used to play tennis pretty decent.

How bout you ?
So basically you are a scam artist preying on the weak?
Title: Re: Profession or hidden talents
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on October 27, 2010, 12:00:50 PM
Clients pay me good money to do what I do. They range from simple name analysis to terminally ill with cancer, autism, epileptics, etc etc ... Im either really good or a really great bullshitter.


But let us focus on hidden talents or profession.

Can you get the weight off Onlyme from the spider bite?
Title: Re: Profession or hidden talents
Post by: Cleanest Natural on October 27, 2010, 12:05:42 PM
I do training for IBM and advise companies and governments on their IT infrastructure. I help design and advise on bespoke software. Recently I've been involved in the upgrade, implementation and roll-out of a new payroll system for a very large European retailer. We're about to get involved in a new software design for oil exploration that will be used exclusively by petroleum company that ranks as one of the giants of the business world.

Saying that, I play a junior roll right now which will naturally change over time. I plan on being long gone before that as I HATE the travelling and ass-kissing involved. I want to take a break from working for a few years and do a law degree. I'd loved to work for an institution like the UN, UNICEF or the EU in their third world development programs. I've sat in very expensive meeting rooms in very tall glass buildings with world famous company names signs illuminating the city below. It doesn't compare with the thrill I get from doing something as silly as giving a pen to street kids in Kenya and watch the excitement amongst them as I write their names down on a piece of paper.

Yes, altruistic and delusional views that I can change the world, but if I can do anything to help change it for just one person for the better, it would be worth it right?.

Not delusional at all ... change starts within ourselves ..as cliche as it sounds.

Maybe I can steal some tips from you on how to shop for a website designer
Title: Re: Profession or hidden talents
Post by: Cleanest Natural on October 27, 2010, 12:07:17 PM
Can you get the weight off Onlyme from the spider bite?

I can ..
Title: Re: Profession or hidden talents
Post by: disco_stu on October 27, 2010, 12:26:46 PM
..., and work with clients as a clarvoyant/psychic/medical intuitive. ....

thats not talent- thats called fraud.

all three claims arent talent or profession.

fucking loser...a moron ripping off other morons.
Title: Re: Profession or hidden talents
Post by: Cleanest Natural on October 27, 2010, 12:30:47 PM
thats not talent- thats called fraud.

all three claims arent talent or profession.

fucking loser...a moron ripping off other morons.

I focused on your screen name and received some info  about you : about 160 lbs, 6ft, 3 1/2 incher, bowlegged, chews Skoal.. Am I close ?


Title: Re: Profession or hidden talents
Post by: titusisback on October 27, 2010, 12:33:56 PM
thats not talent- thats called fraud.

What else did you expect from a romanian gypsy?  :P

Title: Re: Profession or hidden talents
Post by: Cleanest Natural on October 27, 2010, 12:35:59 PM
Did you know that gypsies have been marginalized and haunted for centuries?

Did you know that it was because they have psychic abilities and are difficult to control ?
Title: Re: Profession or hidden talents
Post by: disco_stu on October 27, 2010, 12:36:03 PM
I focused on your screen name and received some info  about you : about 160 lbs, 6ft, 3 1/2 incher, bowlegged, chews Skoal.. Am I close ?




not by a long shot fraudster.

nice talent you got there. you keep on trying sunshine. good for you.
Title: Re: Profession or hidden talents
Post by: titusisback on October 27, 2010, 12:37:42 PM
Did you know that gypsies have been marginalized and haunted for centuries?
Yes

Did you know that it was because they have psychic abilities and are difficult to control ?
No, it's because they are lazy, steal, refuse to work and live like animals.
Title: Re: Profession or hidden talents
Post by: Cleanest Natural on October 27, 2010, 12:59:24 PM
not by a long shot fraudster.

nice talent you got there. you keep on trying sunshine. good for you.

ok ok.. maybe I am off.. but the mental image I saw of you looked something like this


(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=297367.0;attach=338316;image)




Title: Re: Profession or hidden talents
Post by: sync pulse on October 27, 2010, 10:18:34 PM
Radio producer/engineer for 24 years...a magician in an editing suite...If I had been working for the Nixon White house,...two days of time in a good editing suite and Nixon would have finished out his second term...
Title: Re: Profession or hidden talents
Post by: Doug_Steele on October 27, 2010, 10:25:27 PM
Clients pay me good money to do what I do. They range from simple name analysis to terminally ill with cancer, autism, epileptics, etc etc ... Im either really good or a really great bullshitter.


But let us focus on hidden talents or profession.

How so Sev? I have this and help many people also (Mostly Kids/young adults).

When are you thinking about heading back to the states?  :)
Title: Re: Profession or hidden talents
Post by: dustin on October 27, 2010, 10:31:27 PM
I roll perfect joints. They look like cigarettes.
Title: Re: Profession or hidden talents
Post by: Cleanest Natural on October 28, 2010, 01:54:03 AM
How so Sev? I have this and help many people also (Mostly Kids/young adults).

When are you thinking about heading back to the states?  :)

I know you do .. when I saw you mentioning it a while back...I told you to contact me. Maybe you thought I was kidding :)

If I come back to the states it will be for visiting purposes only, or business.
Title: Re: Profession or hidden talents
Post by: spinnis on October 28, 2010, 06:16:26 AM
Clients pay me good money to do what I do. They range from simple name analysis to terminally ill with cancer, autism, epileptics, etc etc ... Im either really good or a really great bullshitter.


But let us focus on hidden talents or profession.

If I has the conscience to trick people out of their money. Im pretty sure I could convince poeple that I am anything I want to be.

I had a few people in my class the first year thinkiing I was a basketball player form detroit hahaha. Even though Im 5"6 and no evidence of even visitn the states they bought it no problem at all.
My work counselor said I was the most motivated person shes Ever met. And Im one of the most unmotivated laziest bastards ever.
I would be Perfet for doing scams. Had a discussion with a lawyer that visited school that thought I should potential and that I should really try and study to law school. We sat and talked after the class because I love to pick smart poepled brain.
I can pretty much fit in Everywhere if I want to.

So I guess thats my special talent, being a cameleon lol.
Title: Re: Profession or hidden talents
Post by: Fury on October 28, 2010, 06:19:06 AM
If I has the conscience to trick people out of their money. Im pretty sure I could convince poeple that I am anything I want to be.



You had the conscience to jump an unsuspecting guy that you outnumbered and then robbed him afterwards. Tricking people out of their money would be a downgrade for you.  :-X
Title: Re: Profession or hidden talents
Post by: spinnis on October 28, 2010, 06:21:35 AM
You had the conscience to jump an unsuspecting guy that you outnumbered and then robbed him afterwards. Tricking people out of their money would be a downgrade for you.  :-X

it was one on one. And I didnt Jump anyone and No "outnumbering" my two friend were  at least 65 feet away.. And it was actually my cousin that took his shit. (last response on this matter then you can keep making lies)

But yes, I would rather do that then trick people out of their money strangly enough.

Unless I knew They had tricked other people for money, then I would have no problem doing it.
Title: Re: Profession or hidden talents
Post by: The Showstoppa on October 28, 2010, 06:24:01 AM
Did you know that gypsies have been marginalized and haunted for centuries?

Did you know that it was because they have psychic abilities and are difficult to control ?

I thought it was because of jealousy of your breakdancing skills and stealing stuff?  ;)
Title: Re: Profession or hidden talents
Post by: Cleanest Natural on October 28, 2010, 06:27:32 AM
 
Sev is bullshitting you all, no fucking way is he this hippie bullshit healercrap  body/soul/analyst, thats just the epitome of bullshit
:D

I'll post the link to my website when its done

Title: Re: Profession or hidden talents
Post by: Cleanest Natural on October 28, 2010, 06:33:10 AM
I'll be waiting patiently since you seem to be able to handle a computer like a ww2 veteran
I will never recover after this delivery

you remind me of sarcasm
Title: Re: Profession or hidden talents
Post by: Cleanest Natural on October 28, 2010, 06:33:50 AM
I thought it was because of jealousy of your breakdancing skills and stealing stuff?  ;)
nice try Lee Priest like forearms  :D
Title: Re: Profession or hidden talents
Post by: Firemuscle on October 28, 2010, 06:39:32 AM
 Posting a pic of yourself standing there like that and bragging about your shitty skills = epic attention whoring
Title: Re: Profession or hidden talents
Post by: Cleanest Natural on October 28, 2010, 06:41:09 AM
Posting a pic of yourself standing there like that and bragging about your shitty skills = epic attention whoring

I apologize if my post offended you

Have a great day  :)
Title: Re: Profession or hidden talents
Post by: Firemuscle on October 28, 2010, 06:46:38 AM
I apologize if my post offended you

Have a great day  :)

 You seem to be pretty zenned out.

 You must be smoking some weed. Or maybe the reptilians are sending calming waaves of energy to your chakras?
Title: Re: Profession or hidden talents
Post by: wavelength on October 28, 2010, 06:47:46 AM
I hope by spring the latest ... no clue of the title as of yet  ???

PS: wanna go for a WieneR Schnitzel and a weiss bier when I am in Wien ? ( NO HOMO)

Haha, tempting but no can do, my internet rules don't allow meeting up IRL. :-\


And no that doesn't mean I'm lying about living in Vienna. ;D
Title: Re: Profession or hidden talents
Post by: affeman on October 28, 2010, 07:25:43 AM
Haha, tempting but no can do, my internet rules don't allow meeting up IRL. :-\


And no that doesn't mean I'm lying about living in Vienna. ;D

You're scared of people, aren't you?
Title: Re: Profession or hidden talents
Post by: DK II on October 28, 2010, 07:30:34 AM
You're scared of people, aren't you?

I think WL is a very impressive 60kg man IRL, no need to be scared of people.  ::) ::)
Title: Re: Profession or hidden talents
Post by: spinnis on October 28, 2010, 07:30:56 AM
Haha, tempting but no can do, my internet rules don't allow meeting up IRL. :-\


And no that doesn't mean I'm lying about living in Vienna. ;D

If I has that rule I would have to remove getting laid about 9 times.

stop being a pussy. Sev aint gonna kill you. (have a kife with you)  ;D
Title: Re: Profession or hidden talents
Post by: DK II on October 28, 2010, 07:32:27 AM
If I has that rule I would have to remove getting laid about 9 times.

stop being a pussy. Sev aint gonna kill you. (have a kife with you)  ;D

He might not kill him, but he'll definitely try to steal something and most definitely succeed.

(No bad feelings here, it's just the gypsy heritage, he can't do anything about it.)
Title: Re: Profession or hidden talents
Post by: affeman on October 28, 2010, 07:38:44 AM
If I has that rule I would have to remove getting laid about 9 times.

stop being a pussy. Sev aint gonna kill you. (have a kife with you)  ;D

On which escort-page are you ordering your hookers?
Title: Re: Profession or hidden talents
Post by: DK II on October 28, 2010, 07:42:24 AM
On which escort-page are you ordering your hookers?

midgets-for-midgets.se
Title: Re: Profession or hidden talents
Post by: spinnis on October 28, 2010, 07:42:38 AM
On which escort-page are you ordering your hookers?

lol. It was like a local version of facebook, no hookers  ;D easily manipulated girls though lol.

Im one hell of a msn flirter lol.  ;D hell of a lot easier then irl, trying to be super nice 24/7 and wasting a bunch of money on dates when all you anna do is fuck? hell no.. Msn flirting then a good first encounter irl and its ON.
Title: Re: Profession or hidden talents
Post by: CalvinH on October 28, 2010, 07:51:06 AM
Speed reading
able to forget everything said by any girl I've dated...{goes over well on forgotten birthdays}
Title: Re: Profession or hidden talents
Post by: wavelength on October 28, 2010, 08:40:50 AM
You're scared of people, aren't you?

Not at all.

I think WL is a very impressive 60kg man IRL

For all we know, so are you. ;D

If I has that rule I would have to remove getting laid about 9 times.

LOL, this rule does not apply to all online activity.
Title: Re: Profession or hidden talents
Post by: Cleanest Natural on October 28, 2010, 09:21:07 AM
Haha, tempting but no can do, my internet rules don't allow meeting up IRL. :-\


And no that doesn't mean I'm lying about living in Vienna. ;D
haha

nice one  ;)

I believe you  ;D
Title: Re: Profession or hidden talents
Post by: wavelength on October 28, 2010, 09:26:46 AM
haha

nice one  ;)

I believe you  ;D

No insults? What's wrong, are you sick?  ;D
Title: Re: Profession or hidden talents
Post by: Cleanest Natural on October 28, 2010, 09:29:47 AM
No insults? What's wrong, are you sick?  ;D
Come on man.. I am not THAT bad ... only when you claim to get ripped eating normally without cardio and fatburners   ;D
Title: Re: Profession or hidden talents
Post by: wavelength on October 28, 2010, 09:38:04 AM
Come on man.. I am not THAT bad ... only when you claim to get ripped eating normally without cardio and fatburners ;D

fair enough 8)
Title: Re: Profession or hidden talents
Post by: DK II on October 28, 2010, 05:52:37 PM

For all we know, so are you. ;D



And for all i know, you know shit.  ;)
Title: Re: Profession or hidden talents
Post by: 99 Bananas on October 28, 2010, 06:17:30 PM
I'm pretty good at getting extremely high and appearing normal. It's a fine art. All the ladies love it.
Title: Re: Profession or hidden talents
Post by: Natural Man on October 28, 2010, 06:24:45 PM
I am sure getbiggers are have hidden talents or even are professionals in different fields. I'll start it off.

I am putting the finishing touches on my first book, and work with clients as a clarvoyant/psychic/medical intuitive. Oh .. and I used to play tennis pretty decent.

How bout you ?

so, you have no education, no job, but "managing" daddy's tennis club (as a desk clerk 1 month in the summer in fucking romania) and are still struggling to find your socio-professionnal place and identity at 40 yo ?




(http://www.gifsoup.com/view/1013296/jb-bottle-hit-o.gif)