Profession or hidden talents

[Cleanest Natural]

My talents? Cooking (yes, gay it would be seen on here), making my own vodka's, playing guitar, observational writing and my ability to pick up languages with very little effort.

My profession, IT Consultant. Worlds apart.

interesting ...


I may sound ignorant but what does an IT consultant do ?

[Cleanest Natural]

Whats your leg routine looking like nowadays Savastase?

I squat MAYBE once .... a day ... on a toilet bowl... besides that, I enjoy long walks by the Rhone

[G_Thang]

way to go, Mentalist. 

but seriously, i know your gypsy head's normal sized, but it just looks weird from that angle.  or maybe your aids infested shoulders shrank a lot making you look disproportional?

 

boycubshitoutlet.

[CalvinH]

Why do my psychic abilities indicate me that there is a trace of hate in your post  ?

 

[CalvinH]

who did u use to be ? you seem very bitter towards me. I offer grief counseling, you know ....

He's married....nuff said.

[James28]

interesting ...


I may sound ignorant but what does an IT consultant do ?

I do training for IBM and advise companies and governments on their IT infrastructure. I help design and advise on bespoke software. Recently I've been involved in the upgrade, implementation and roll-out of a new payroll system for a very large European retailer. We're about to get involved in a new software design for oil exploration that will be used exclusively by petroleum company that ranks as one of the giants of the business world.

Saying that, I play a junior roll right now which will naturally change over time. I plan on being long gone before that as I HATE the travelling and ass-kissing involved. I want to take a break from working for a few years and do a law degree. I'd loved to work for an institution like the UN, UNICEF or the EU in their third world development programs. I've sat in very expensive meeting rooms in very tall glass buildings with world famous company names signs illuminating the city below. It doesn't compare with the thrill I get from doing something as silly as giving a pen to street kids in Kenya and watch the excitement amongst them as I write their names down on a piece of paper.

Yes, altruistic and delusional views that I can change the world, but if I can do anything to help change it for just one person for the better, it would be worth it right?.

[StickStickly]

I am sure getbiggers are have hidden talents or even are professionals in different fields. I'll start it off.

I am putting the finishing touches on my first book, and work with clients as a clarvoyant/psychic/medical intuitive. Oh .. and I used to play tennis pretty decent.

How bout you ?

So basically you are a scam artist preying on the weak?

[The Abdominal Snoman]

Clients pay me good money to do what I do. They range from simple name analysis to terminally ill with cancer, autism, epileptics, etc etc ... Im either really good or a really great bullshitter.


But let us focus on hidden talents or profession.

Can you get the weight off Onlyme from the spider bite?

[Cleanest Natural]

I do training for IBM and advise companies and governments on their IT infrastructure. I help design and advise on bespoke software. Recently I've been involved in the upgrade, implementation and roll-out of a new payroll system for a very large European retailer. We're about to get involved in a new software design for oil exploration that will be used exclusively by petroleum company that ranks as one of the giants of the business world.

Saying that, I play a junior roll right now which will naturally change over time. I plan on being long gone before that as I HATE the travelling and ass-kissing involved. I want to take a break from working for a few years and do a law degree. I'd loved to work for an institution like the UN, UNICEF or the EU in their third world development programs. I've sat in very expensive meeting rooms in very tall glass buildings with world famous company names signs illuminating the city below. It doesn't compare with the thrill I get from doing something as silly as giving a pen to street kids in Kenya and watch the excitement amongst them as I write their names down on a piece of paper.

Yes, altruistic and delusional views that I can change the world, but if I can do anything to help change it for just one person for the better, it would be worth it right?.

Not delusional at all ... change starts within ourselves ..as cliche as it sounds.

Maybe I can steal some tips from you on how to shop for a website designer

[Cleanest Natural]

Can you get the weight off Onlyme from the spider bite?

I can ..

[disco_stu]

..., and work with clients as a clarvoyant/psychic/medical intuitive. ....

thats not talent- thats called fraud.

all three claims arent talent or profession.

fucking loser...a moron ripping off other morons.

[Cleanest Natural]

thats not talent- thats called fraud.

all three claims arent talent or profession.

fucking loser...a moron ripping off other morons.

I focused on your screen name and received some info  about you : about 160 lbs, 6ft, 3 1/2 incher, bowlegged, chews Skoal.. Am I close ?

[titusisback]

thats not talent- thats called fraud.

What else did you expect from a romanian gypsy? 

[Cleanest Natural]

Did you know that gypsies have been marginalized and haunted for centuries?

Did you know that it was because they have psychic abilities and are difficult to control ?

[disco_stu]

I focused on your screen name and received some info  about you : about 160 lbs, 6ft, 3 1/2 incher, bowlegged, chews Skoal.. Am I close ?

not by a long shot fraudster.

nice talent you got there. you keep on trying sunshine. good for you.

[titusisback]

Did you know that gypsies have been marginalized and haunted for centuries?

Yes

Did you know that it was because they have psychic abilities and are difficult to control ?

No, it's because they are lazy, steal, refuse to work and live like animals.

[Cleanest Natural]

not by a long shot fraudster.

nice talent you got there. you keep on trying sunshine. good for you.

ok ok.. maybe I am off.. but the mental image I saw of you looked something like this

[sync pulse]

Radio producer/engineer for 24 years...a magician in an editing suite...If I had been working for the Nixon White house,...two days of time in a good editing suite and Nixon would have finished out his second term...

[Doug_Steele]

Clients pay me good money to do what I do. They range from simple name analysis to terminally ill with cancer, autism, epileptics, etc etc ... Im either really good or a really great bullshitter.


But let us focus on hidden talents or profession.

How so Sev? I have this and help many people also (Mostly Kids/young adults).

When are you thinking about heading back to the states? 

[dustin]

I roll perfect joints. They look like cigarettes.

[Cleanest Natural]

How so Sev? I have this and help many people also (Mostly Kids/young adults).

When are you thinking about heading back to the states? 

I know you do .. when I saw you mentioning it a while back...I told you to contact me. Maybe you thought I was kidding

If I come back to the states it will be for visiting purposes only, or business.

[spinnis]

Clients pay me good money to do what I do. They range from simple name analysis to terminally ill with cancer, autism, epileptics, etc etc ... Im either really good or a really great bullshitter.


But let us focus on hidden talents or profession.

If I has the conscience to trick people out of their money. Im pretty sure I could convince poeple that I am anything I want to be.

I had a few people in my class the first year thinkiing I was a basketball player form detroit hahaha. Even though Im 5"6 and no evidence of even visitn the states they bought it no problem at all.
My work counselor said I was the most motivated person shes Ever met. And Im one of the most unmotivated laziest bastards ever.
I would be Perfet for doing scams. Had a discussion with a lawyer that visited school that thought I should potential and that I should really try and study to law school. We sat and talked after the class because I love to pick smart poepled brain.
I can pretty much fit in Everywhere if I want to.

So I guess thats my special talent, being a cameleon lol.

[Fury]

If I has the conscience to trick people out of their money. Im pretty sure I could convince poeple that I am anything I want to be.

You had the conscience to jump an unsuspecting guy that you outnumbered and then robbed him afterwards. Tricking people out of their money would be a downgrade for you. 

[spinnis]

You had the conscience to jump an unsuspecting guy that you outnumbered and then robbed him afterwards. Tricking people out of their money would be a downgrade for you.  

it was one on one. And I didnt Jump anyone and No "outnumbering" my two friend were  at least 65 feet away.. And it was actually my cousin that took his shit. (last response on this matter then you can keep making lies)

But yes, I would rather do that then trick people out of their money strangly enough.

Unless I knew They had tricked other people for money, then I would have no problem doing it.

[The Showstoppa]

Did you know that gypsies have been marginalized and haunted for centuries?

Did you know that it was because they have psychic abilities and are difficult to control ?

I thought it was because of jealousy of your breakdancing skills and stealing stuff?