Ok now that I have your attention there is no proof Jay Cutler eats Dolphins...However he eats a shit load of Orange Roughy...I'm not here stating that Orange Roughy is in the same category as Dolphins however, Orange Roughy is being over fished and is in jeopardy of some day being endangered...
This is a call to Jay Cutler and anyone else who feels the need to eat Orange Roughy...Find another fish...Do the public and yourself a service and simply find another fish to eat...I'm sure Jay's finance's aren't what they used to be considering the real estate crash in Vegas but I'm sure he's still doing just fine and moving to another breed of fish would be no problem for him...
So Mr. Cutler please give Orange Roughy a chance to once again thrive at life...These fish hang out in really deep cold water because they want to be left the fuck alone...
Sincerely
TETOR(The ethical treatment of Orange Roughy)
I use to chase kids down the street in my crotchless spiderman outfit and scream their little names in a hungarian accent, pretend to be completely numb down one side of my body while carrying egg shells and a violin...In my head an orchestra would play....until I collapsed in a heap in the gutter and proceed to grind my teeth on the curb from side to side and fill my costume with piss and shit
I mean...thats what ol Mr Habersham would do
hahaha, there was a kid in there yesterday, 5'9" 175 pounds, shaved head, chin strap beard, sleeveless Aeropostale shirt with the mighty 14 inch arms on display walking around with the biggest case of ILS i've ever seen so i said, "my God man, you look like you went to the gas station and pumped some air in your lats!!!!!!!" and then i imitated his walk, hahahahaha, he was so embarassed that he put his little sweatshirt.
it's around 70 degress today here in St. Louis so i'm at the grocery store getting stuff for my cheesesteak sandwiches and i spot a 5'7" 150 pound mountain of thick muscle wearing a Gold's Gym string tank top in front of me with his girlfriend so i say, "damn man, you're huge!!!!!!! do you work out at Gold's?" he says "yeah i do" so i pull up the sleeve on my short sleeve white Nike t shirt and flex my 18 inch arm and say, "yeah i just started working out at Gold's as well, i'm trying to get as HUGE as you!!!!!" hahahahaha, he looked down and his girlfriend grinned at me.
I was almost crying when I read this:It's funny because he's fat as fuck :D.
Onlyme/Noworries
"I haven't used an alarm clock in maybe 15 to 20 years."
windsor88
"no need to when your career is over"
I was almost crying when I read this:
Onlyme/Noworries
"I haven't used an alarm clock in maybe 15 to 20 years."
windsor88
"no need to when your career is over"
"....it's only gay if you want it to be."
sorry keith, that is fucking funny LMAO
I posted this on facebook and neglected to think about the large quantity of single "baby mamas" in my family. :-\
I was almost crying when I read this:
Onlyme/Noworries
"I haven't used an alarm clock in maybe 15 to 20 years."
windsor88
"no need to when your career is over"
Alexxx posting a training program for Jay Cutler, the only day Jay posted here ;D ;D ;D
..Aaah yes the anal rape threat by an Ewok ;D
why Dorian....why... :'(
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Anything Method101 would post
From hating how vaginas look to having poor form cos he doesnt have a father to show him how to train to admitting he has long ginger hair to only wanking to cartoon porn cos normal porn degraded women to the pics he posted of himself
Getbig misses you, you spa
the jewhit/juruth branch warren stories would make me laugh out loud
"why do you soap-up, and wash me with your hands"
"really,are you sure branch.....??"
"NOT ME.......MEI......my pet elephant"
haha, the double entendre, puns, and latent homosexuality was the best ;D ;D ;D ;D
heya you still train in the Hercules? I wish I could go back man - its by far the best gym int he world I have ever trainedI never trained there, im in Waterford, we have great gym here www.wwtc.ie
I never trained there, im in Waterford, we have great gym here www.wwtc.ie
So where you train now? I trained in Citywest one day i was in Dublin few months back, was ok there
Waterford, isn't that were fatpanda lives??Pretty sure he lives in Scotland, Waterford is in Ireland, although there could be a place called Waterford in Scotland too
Pretty sure he lives in Scotland, Waterford is in Ireland, although there could be a place called Waterford in Scotland too
Pretty sure he lives in Scotland, Waterford is in Ireland, although there could be a place called Waterford in Scotland too
His new woman appears to have calmed him, which is good
The battle between you and sev used to crack me up :)
His new woman appears to have calmed him, which is good
That story that Hawkins told about hooking up with the fat girl was aces. Can anybody find that one?
Here's a more realistic story that happened to me:
i just got home from college (lived in a small town, no vagina around for hours)
the girl from the "big city" (about 30 minutes of driving through corn) was talking to me on aol instant messenger (yes, this was a few years ago). so i'm sitting there drinking in my parents basement by myself (i graduated in december, no one was home yet).
So, she tells me she's 30 (i'm 21, this is great) and she's a waitress at a popular bar, but she's off tonight and she's drinking by herself.
So, a few minutes of talking pass by, she asks me for a picture, then sends me one. It's a miniskirt shot of her legs only. She says "guys like you aren't interested in the rest". Legs look decent. Anyways, a few minutes later, she tells me she's home alone (she lives with her old man; apparently he lives upstairs and she has the downstairs part of the house) and asks me to come over. Being a little buzzed and horny, I agree.
So I drive over there. Since it was cold out, i brought a couple beers with to keep me warm. 45 minutes later (got lost a few times), i'm pretty drunk and at her doorstep.
I knock on the door and she answers. Here's a brief description of her:
about 5'11", 220 lbs, mullet like hair that hasn't been washed for a few days, flannel shirt, tight stone washed jeans, gut, and yes...a moustache. Big tits though I guess, kinda like Bob from Fight Club.
I immediately try to think of excuses to leave. She talks to me for 30 seconds, and lures me in with a beer and a cigarette (I smoked my last few driving).
So 5, 6 beers later, she sits in my lap and starts talking to me. I'm not really listening, just drinking, A LOT. I must've had 20 beers by now in the last 2 hours. She goes "what do you think of my legs?" And I go "well, you got 2 of them". Silence. It's obvious at this point the leg photo was not hers.
She goes "I feel kinda filthy, I'm gonna take a shower. (thank god, that hair was turning into a helmet) Do you want to watch me shower?"
I grab 2 beers, put one each in my pocket and say "sure, fuck it".
She gets naked. She's pasty as shit, with a pretty decent amount of stretch marks around her inner thigh (how do those happen?) Her pussy looks like it's a member of Funkadelic (huge fro).
She's showering, i'm sitting on the toilet drinking. She says "hey, do you like a shaved pussy? I bet you do." I'm thinking "yeah on an 18 year old half your size", but i say "of course". She goes "i'm gonna shave my pussy for you, and i want you to watch".
I go over to the living room, take a cigarette, pocket the rest of her pack, and grab 2 more beers. Now, if you've never seen a fat chick shave her pussy, it's probably the most disgusting thing you can see on the planet. She's sitting there, shaving, masturbating with the shower head. I'm more and more disgusted and more and more drunk.
She finally finishes, puts on some dirty robe, and says "i'm gonna wrap my hair in a towel, it's too long so i can't blow dry it." Obviously a sad attempt at trying to look sexy.
So at this point i'm burping up beer, and some of it's coming out my nose. She goes "let me see your dick". So instinctively, I whip it out. She starts sucking on it. It gets hard after a while. To shorten this up, I'm fucking her. Imagine fucking a soggy bag of flour, that's what it felt like. I came on her fat tits (i used a condom). She's like "let's cuddle". I'm like "I have to go to work in the morning". She starts crying and goes "but you're so nice, stay with me" I go, "I'll call you tomorrow, I really have to go".
I get back in the pickup, drive outside of town, pull over and puke my fucking guts out. Not from the drinking, but I just got a mental image of fucking her, moustache and all. I drive home, take one of those "i just got raped" showers, and literally start to cry. I'm drunk, got puke on me, and I'm crying.
I didn't wake up til noon the next day. I was still pissed. I go online to check my mail, and there she is. "Hey, can you still walk after last night? I rode you like a racehorse". I just stood there, stared at the screen, called AOL and cancelled my account.
To this day, I still get a mental image of her every now and then.
P.S. The "hottest bar in town" she worked at was fucking Red Robin.
Thanks Tape. If that isn't true, it's a really well-written gag. ;D
Thanks Tape. If that isn't true, it's a really well-written gag. ;D
No worries, Hawkins.
Looks like 'ol Hawkins got TOed. Something about telling TA to blow a greyhound. ;D
who got timeoutted
The guy who wrote that classic story - Hawkins. Only managed a dozen or so posts but he was hilarious.I remember his avatar was Hawkins from Predator, and his tagline was 'I get killed.' ;D
Whatever post got him TOed has been deleted, so we'll never know why.
I get back in the pickup, drive outside of town, pull over and puke my fucking guts out. Not from the drinking, but I just got a mental image of fucking her, moustache and all. I drive home, take one of those "i just got raped" showers, and literally start to cry. I'm drunk, got puke on me, and I'm crying.
I didn't wake up til noon the next day. I was still pissed. I go online to check my mail, and there she is. "Hey, can you still walk after last night? I rode you like a racehorse". I just stood there, stared at the screen, called AOL and cancelled my account.
I remember his avatar was Hawkins from Predator, and his tagline was 'I get killed in the movie.' ;D
fixed :DThank you, Sir! :)
that story was fucking hilarious
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my Lord are you mean and scary looking!!!!!!!!!!!! :o the neck must be all of 13 inches, the arms look 13 as well and you look 14 years old.......wait, let me anticipate your answer, "looks can be decieving and size and meanness isn't everything", right? ::)
no way man he's LIFTER FOR LIFE!!!!!!!!!! he's HARDFUCCKINCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! probably trains in workboots and a big flannel shirt on while wearing straps for everything including calves while carrying around his gallon jug of Animal Size, GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::)
i saw one i don't remeber where it was but the man is HUGE!!!!!! 191 cutless pounds with smooth 15 and a half inch cannons sitting at a desk, the man is a FREEEEEEAAAAAAAAKKKK, he's not even impressed in the slightest by 275 pound IFBB pros like Luke Wood. ::)
hahahaha, 4 plates on the Hammer Strength press!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what a BEAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D i love how he doesn't have the strength to lock even one rep out. ::)
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hahahahaha, you aint owning anyone with that picture Toxie, hahahahahas, brutal 13 inch arms, skin tight Z. Cavaricci knock off shirt and Count Dracula face. ;D
so i had a hankering for some lamb shank and rice so i put on my 3XL button up short sleeve Polo and shorts and headed over to the Greek Festival and lo and behold right in front of me is standing a mid twenties 6'1" 160 pound mountain of muscle wearing a Powerhouse Gym string tank top and shorts showing off his massive 14 inch guns and brutal 20 inch quads so i say to him "My Lord!!!!!!!!!!! Powerhouse Gym, you must be a beast, do you do any contests?" he says, "nah i just like working out", i say "that's cool, man you're HUGE, you must flat press the 60's for reps" and he says, "nah man i do the 85's" hahahahahahahaha, discuss.
Thank you, Sir! :)
/leave anything for us?
Damn, that fucker dave was one funny guy
So many over the yearsX 2!
I used to laugh in tears, reading SquadFather shit, Kiwiol, mass04 and Groink stuff .... I found it so funny
Hahahahaha I've been watching Kiwiahole, Assholelic, Goatgirl and other pussies talk sh*t about me. Hahaha you all can only dream of living my life. What have you done with your life? Are you all gay for Goodrum? I have achieved more in my life in one year than all of you have in the whole of your lives put together. Hahaha I bet you are jealous of me. Do you dream about me when you go to sleep? You must be Queer Vissy's gimmick account. Hahaha I love it when nobodies try and bring me down. Makes me feel special. Anyway, I got to go, but I must say I feel sorry for you lot. Hahaha must suck to be you.
Getbig must be home to some of the biggest mental cases out there. I mean, look at the floatsam that post here. Back in my day, we had no electricity, but we could all attend a stranger's funeral without being judged for it. Goes to show that having access to knowledge and information doesn't necessarily translate to enlightenment automatically.
Hank Wood is just another coward and buffoon who fits in perfectly with the IFBB puppet Bob and the rest of the floatsam here. Would this kind of behavior be allowed or even tolerated among civilized people? Of course not. That's why people of these kind end up here in this cesspool called Getbig.
Speaking of Cesspool, has anyone seen Melvin's latest pictures? Here is a bloke who has been talking about bodybuilding and winning competitions for years now and still looks like a joke. Must be something they add in the water where he is. Does even his Queen Vissy think he is a bodybuilder anymore than he is a doctor, never mind the certificate he got from the religious institution that most likely conferred the accolade upon him as a joke? I only sit back and laugh at all this, when I'm not busy checking out the local newspapers for funerals of strangers to crash
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=265610.0;attach=308641;image)
Moose wasn't happy with posting 3000 pictures of himself everyday. He wanted "members" to climb aboard his "Moosetrain".
Mike, do you think people didn't see through your thinly veiled suggestions of inviting grown men to mount you when you said such things?
Look, Mike uses the title Dr even though he is just a Chiropractor, just like he calls himself a bodybuilder even though he only weighed 140 lb onstage.
Mike was always attention whoring. He wanted the men here to praise his muscles and describe his body in minute detail.
Put everything together and you get the picture that Mike is nothing more than yet another queer midget that wants other guys to pay him a lot of attention.
Mike, you need to step away from the attention whoring. Look inside yourself and find your humble self, so to speak.
I wish you all the best of luck in this, Mike. God bless you.
You better watch out NZ or "mesmorph78" will start talking about his 21" arms that he built naturally by eating just 2 small meals a day and how he's the greatest natural of all time. Aren't you terrified? ::)
I'm not gay, but if I was, Frank would be exactly what I was looking for. He is tall, handsome, has a full head of hair and an awesome physique that doesn't just look great onstage, but also in the streets and clubs. I also love Gunther, because he is not a Jew who controls the media and everything else, but an Caucasian whose IQ must be around 105, statistically speaking. But even he doesn't compare to Frank - I am to Frank what Hulkster is to Ronnie, lol! Whenever I see them, I always ask girls I'm friends with what they think of his physique and like me, they all agree that Frank has the best looks ever.
Review of Frank's video
www.ilovespam.com/cuminasecond.html
More pics and clips of Frank will be added on my website soon*
::)
I've been working with *insert name no one has heard of* and we are working on bringing me onstage at 210 - 215 lb. At that weight, I'll be conditioned and my arms and back have only gotten better. I've got access to all the equipment I need, to train for the upcoming Mountaineer classic and Vissy is preparing my meals so I won't have a problem with my diet. I'm not a skinny twink like you who embarrassed himself onstage like you did. I won't accept any less than first place and that trophy has my name written all over it. Don't talk down to guys who are above your league, jail bait
Chuckle.
Yes, but the way Paco train, squat EVELY WEEK!!!!!!!!!!! Because Taoist meditation good, but nut get leg swep like when hack squat. But Paco mak me eat 1000 gram of protein everyday and yes BODYBUILDING IS THE MUSCLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My prediction of how this thread will go:
1) Hulkster logs in and starts making posts along the lines of "lol, the one-arm construction worker never came close to Ronnie and this has been PROVEN in the truce thread. Ronnie 99 is the best bodybuilder ever seen on stage, period", followed by about 4 pics of Ronnie that have been posted 985,847,487 times.
2) ND logs in and retorts with, "lmfao, your hero got owned everytime he stepped against Dorian. Here, check this out *posts pic of back double biceps shot of Dorian and Ronnie standing side by side in the 96 Mr O*, followed by a quote from Peter McGough from FLEX magazine circa 99, ending with 'consider yourself owned again, kid"
3) Hulkster reply - " ::) Ronnie wasn't in his peak in 96. Everyone knows he didn't peak till 98 / 99. You can't seriously say this *8 (sharpened and enhanced) pics from 99 Olympia of Ronnie* is better than this *3 really bad transitional shots of Dorian from the 94 Mr Olympia*
4) Bigbobs chimes in with, "Can't believe no one mentioned Nasser *posts 4 pics of Nasser from the front*"
5) Mars posts a random pic that has nothing to do with the topic on hand, followed by a YouTube link on Metallica a few posts later
6) Someone like Tendonitis or a Yboarder, "Christ can't you fags take this shit somewhere else? Must every blooming thread be about Dorian Vs Ronnie? etc etc"
7) One of the gimmicks quotes Bigbobs' post and puts a ;D before posting the chopped pics of him leaning on Nasser, with the whole "Queer eye for the Nasser guy" caption
8] The_Swami quoting Bigbobs' post and says, "Great pics Bobs. Goes to show how great Nasser really was. Absolute perfection right there. No wonder HUGE Nasser has a 300 IQ, gets all the beautiful women, is a multimillionaire etc etc"
9) Pumpster joins the fray, quoting ND's posts and says, "LOL! The construction worker sure is perfection, lol! If he didn't suck Weider cock, he wouldn't have placed in the top 10 etc etc"
10) ND replies back, addressing Pumpster with the quote about Pumpster loving "gorgeous trannies", calls him a troll and for good measure, posts a pic of bowflex. Followed by Hulkster posting more pics of Ronnie and so on and so on.
Kiwi 'trying to mimick Special Ed and failing miserably' troll
Measuring shit = a tricky scenario when taking into account the underlying factors. Debussey would like to measure it's own shit and eat it later, but it = not possible because it's asshole is either being probed by aliens or it's stool is being constantly pushed back in by God aka Gary Busey. However, Debussey knows it's shit = pea-sized just like it's IQ / brain because it doesn't like anything big, which is why it always attacks 600 lb whales like Onlysemen
I am 6'2" and weighs 235 at 31 years old. I have trained since I was a freshman in High school. Very hard after I left school. I just benched last month 455. I squat a little over 500. But I can do 405 for 6 good reps. I don't deadlift. I do at least an hour of cardio regardless if I train. I swim almost everyday. I ride my to the gym most of time. I do not diet at all. I eat allot of fast food. BK is my favorite and Taco Bell. I don't drink anything but water and sometime lowfat milk. I have abs. I wear size 34 levi's 501's. I hope I never have to diet to stay lean. I drink 3 protein shakes a day too. Just Metrx. Always had Metrx and nothing else.
Kiwiol's parody of getbiggers was some of the funniest shit i've read on here.
Onlyme
Vince Basile
Hank Wood
Squadfather
Matt C
Vince Goodrum
Kyomu
Special Ed
Debussey
Original thread: http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=193577.msg3903970#msg3903970 (http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=193577.msg3903970#msg3903970)