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Title: Cowboys vs Ninjas
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on November 04, 2010, 06:25:29 PM


The Warrior's way
Title: Re: Cowboys vs Ninjas
Post by: Rami on November 04, 2010, 06:30:59 PM
hasn't fighting concept been done enough in Hollywood already?
Title: Re: Cowboys vs Ninjas
Post by: benchmstr on November 04, 2010, 06:34:02 PM
hasn't fighting concept been done enough in Hollywood already?
fuck you bro...its got ninjas...i am seeing it!!!



even though it seems to be the exact same plot as ninja assassin....but with cowboys ;D

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Title: Re: Cowboys vs Ninjas
Post by: Parker on November 04, 2010, 06:45:59 PM
fuck you bro...its got ninjas...i am seeing it!!!



even though it seems to be the exact same plot as ninja assassin....but with cowboys ;D

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Yeah Man! Just like Ninja Assasin. Hey, you remember the scene in Ninja Assasin when his test was take that watch and kill the fat man? It was a long going, had he grabbed by the love handles it would have ended quicker ;D
Title: Re: Cowboys vs Ninjas
Post by: Wingnut32 on November 04, 2010, 06:52:16 PM
Ninjas are gay.  Real men are pirates.
Title: Re: Cowboys vs Ninjas
Post by: benchmstr on November 04, 2010, 07:03:49 PM
Ninjas are gay.  Real men are pirates.
i was either going to be

1)pirate
2)ninja
3)LEO

i picked the third simply because i had the background for it.....i missed my window on greatness by not becoming a pirate!!!

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Title: Re: Cowboys vs Ninjas
Post by: Parker on November 04, 2010, 07:04:20 PM
Ninjas are gay.  Real men are pirates.
Somali, SE Asian or today's Caribbean? Not, the old school, although they should make a Blackbeard movie---to counter the Disney effect of Pirates of The Caribbean.
Title: Re: Cowboys vs Ninjas
Post by: benchmstr on November 04, 2010, 07:06:29 PM
Somali, SE Asian or today's Caribbean? Not, the old school, although they should make a Blackbeard movie---to counter the Disney effect of Pirates of The Caribbean.
that would be awesome to hit someone in the face with a sword....fucking epic ARRHGHHGHHHHG

BENCH
Title: Re: Cowboys vs Ninjas
Post by: Parker on November 04, 2010, 07:11:14 PM
that would be awesome to hit someone in the face with a sword....fucking epic ARRHGHHGHHHHG

BENCH
Have you seen the History Channel show on Pirates? The shit was bananas! Those mofos lived hard, fucked hard, stole hard, and died hard...BlackBeard making himself looking intimidating by setting his beard on fire, they had female pirates who dresses up like men and were killers
Title: Re: Cowboys vs Ninjas
Post by: benchmstr on November 04, 2010, 07:13:50 PM
Have you seen the History Channel show on Pirates? The shit was bananas! Those mofos lived hard, fucked hard, stole hard, and died hard...BlackBeard making himself looking intimidating by setting his beard on fire, they had female pirates who dresses up like men and were killers

i went to the renaissance festival and got drunk as hell with the pirates not that long ago ;D

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Title: Re: Cowboys vs Ninjas
Post by: Parker on November 04, 2010, 07:25:52 PM
i went to the renaissance festival and got drunk as hell with the pirates not that long ago ;D

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We have one in Maryland, just ended a few days ago, lots of lusty wenches...unfortunately, I didn't go as anything--- I was thinking a "Painted Man", lol...but I was eating everything with my hands, I felt so free from the constraints of utensils...
Title: Re: Cowboys vs Ninjas
Post by: benchmstr on November 04, 2010, 07:29:08 PM
We have one in Maryland, just ended a few days ago, lots of lusty wenches...unfortunately, I didn't go as anything--- I was thinking a "Painted Man", lol...but I was eating everything with my hands, I felt so free from the constraints of utensils...
i have never, and will never go as anything......i just go hang out with the pirates...get hammered...and eventually go over to the greek part...and get more hammered.....and watch titties...

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Title: Re: Cowboys vs Ninjas
Post by: Parker on November 04, 2010, 07:34:33 PM
i have never, and will never go as anything......i just go hang out with the pirates...get hammered...and eventually go over to the greek part...and get more hammered.....and watch titties...

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I don't know what it's like over there, but many of the busty, lusty wenches over here are librarians, or work in bookstores like Barnes and Noble or are goth chicks...
Title: Re: Cowboys vs Ninjas
Post by: benchmstr on November 04, 2010, 07:36:35 PM
I don't know what it's like over there, but many of the busty, lusty wenches over here are librarians, or work in bookstores like Barnes and Noble or are goth chicks...
yeah, we have a mix of that too....there is a good amount of hot ass (mainly with the pirate bitches)....but a equal ammount of pure horror...

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Title: Re: Cowboys vs Ninjas
Post by: Parker on November 04, 2010, 07:45:37 PM
yeah, we have a mix of that too....there is a good amount of hot ass (mainly with the pirate bitches)....but a equal ammount of pure horror...

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See, if you were single, you could make the pirate chicks "walk the plank" and she would get "run aground"...all I would need to do to look like a pirate would be to buy one of Prince's old outfits (Purple Rain), and a bandana and I'd be set...
Title: Re: Cowboys vs Ninjas
Post by: benchmstr on November 04, 2010, 07:48:51 PM
See, if you were single, you could make the pirate chicks "walk the plank" and she would get "run aground"...all I would need to do to look like a pirate would be to buy one of Prince's old outfits (Purple Rain), and a bandana and I'd be set...
my fiance IS a pirate chick.....her and her dad have been pirates together since she was born ;D

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Title: Re: Cowboys vs Ninjas
Post by: Parker on November 04, 2010, 07:51:32 PM
my fiance IS a pirate chick.....her and her dad have been pirates together since she was born ;D

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Ahhhhh, I see ;D
Land Lubber falls for Pirate Girl...creates Swashbuckler
Title: Re: Cowboys vs Ninjas
Post by: DK II on November 04, 2010, 07:52:24 PM


The Warrior's way

"Ninjas" look all chinese, chinese clothing, chinese fighting style.

I guess Hollywood will never learn.


If you want Samurai and Cowboy, watch "Sukiyaki Western Django"


Title: Re: Cowboys vs Ninjas
Post by: benchmstr on November 04, 2010, 07:55:48 PM
Ahhhhh, I see ;D
Land Lubber falls for Pirate Girl...creates Swashbuckler
all my friends and family that i have that go to it all dress up....except me...negative on that!!

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Title: Re: Cowboys vs Ninjas
Post by: Parker on November 04, 2010, 08:00:00 PM
all my friends and family that i have that go to it all dress up....except me...negative on that!!

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I feel you on that. It's like in Annapolis they give guides of Historic Annapolis, cause a lot of the buildigs are from the 1600's, and the guides dress up in period clothing, well Annapolis was a slave port, if I was guide, WTF do I dress up as? I'm black...
Title: Re: Cowboys vs Ninjas
Post by: benchmstr on November 04, 2010, 08:01:38 PM
I feel you on that. It's like in Annapolis they give guides of Historic Annapolis, cause a lot of the buildigs are from the 1600's, and the guides dress up in period clothing, well Annapolis was a slave port, if I was guide, WTF do I dress up as? I'm black...
thats why the time machine is for whites only ;D

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Title: Re: Cowboys vs Ninjas
Post by: Parker on November 04, 2010, 08:25:26 PM
"Ninjas" look all chinese, chinese clothing, chinese fighting style.

I guess Hollywood will never learn.


If you want Samurai and Cowboy, watch "Sukiyaki Western Django"



I thought the same, funny how in Ninja Assasin, the guy playing the Ninja is Korean (Rain?)
thats why the time machine is for whites only ;D

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yeah, no fair...

Title: Re: Cowboys vs Ninjas
Post by: DK II on November 04, 2010, 08:28:29 PM
I thought the same, funny how in Ninja Assasin, the guy playing the Ninja is Korean (Rain?)yeah, no fair...



Looks like Hollywood is short of Japanese actors...

The worst thing was casting only chinese for the "Geisha" movie... no wonder it flopped.

Japanese swordplay doesn't work like chinese swordplay, you don't need all the wire-fu-shit.

Title: Re: Cowboys vs Ninjas
Post by: Parker on November 04, 2010, 08:41:39 PM
Looks like Hollywood is short of Japanese actors...

The worst thing was casting only chinese for the "Geisha" movie... no wonder it flopped.

Japanese swordplay doesn't work like chinese swordplay, you don't need all the wire-fu-shit.


true, and Ninja, were more about stealth than swordplay, they had swords, but they were shorter than the katanas...and their clothing, when not in camo, were more tight fitting, due to looser clothing being a hinderance in getting away...
These guys, from the trailer seem to be strictly sword fighting...that's more samurai than ninja, in terms of sword play, not technique.

Man, would I not give to see a Ninja with a Bo-Staff wreck shop on people.
Title: Re: Cowboys vs Ninjas
Post by: DK II on November 04, 2010, 09:04:34 PM
true, and Ninja, were more about stealth than swordplay, they had swords, but they were shorter than the katanas...and their clothing, when not in camo, were more tight fitting, due to looser clothing being a hinderance in getting away...
These guys, from the trailer seem to be strictly sword fighting...that's more samurai than ninja, in terms of sword play, not technique.

Man, would I not give to see a Ninja with a Bo-Staff wreck shop on people.

It's not even Samurai, it's the usual Kung-Fu shit with wires, just that they give them Ninja-swords... Lame.

Title: Re: Cowboys vs Ninjas
Post by: suckmymuscle on November 04, 2010, 09:08:38 PM


The Warrior's way

  Ninjas would win due to superior stealth. Firearms are more effective than shuriken, but a shuriken that comes from somewhere you can't see unexpectedly is far more effective than a bullet that can't hit the target because the guy who squeezes the trigger can't see the target.

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: Cowboys vs Ninjas
Post by: Parker on November 04, 2010, 09:10:51 PM
It's not even Samurai, it's the usual Kung-Fu shit with wires, just that they give them Ninja-swords... Lame.


Ahhh, pop corn Kung Fu repackaged and rebadged as Ninjitsu, complete with the magically disappearing ninjas, and fantastic wire work....

They need to do a Lone Wolf and Cub,  or a live action Ninja Scroll.
Title: Re: Cowboys vs Ninjas
Post by: benchmstr on November 04, 2010, 09:11:28 PM
  Ninjas would win due to superior stealth. Firearms are more effective than shuriken, but a shuriken that comes from somewhere you can't see unexpectedly is far more effective than a bullet that can't hit the target because the guy who squeezes the trigger can't see the target.

SUCKMYMUSCLE
i see everything!!!!

bench
Title: Re: Cowboys vs Ninjas
Post by: DK II on November 04, 2010, 09:13:34 PM
  Ninjas would win due to superior stealth. Firearms are more effective than shuriken, but a shuriken that comes from somewhere you can't see unexpectedly is far more effective than a bullet that can't hit the target because the guy who squeezes the trigger can't see the target.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

Oh boy, now you're a ninja expert as well??

btw, you also misunderstand the use of Shuriken totally. THey were used either as decoy, in close combat held in the hand or with poison to poison someone from a distance.

Shuriken only make superficial wounds when thrown, and if thrown, they are only thrown in a distance of 2-3m. Everything else you read or hear is bullshit.
Title: Re: Cowboys vs Ninjas
Post by: DK II on November 04, 2010, 09:15:09 PM
Ahhh, pop corn Kung Fu repackaged and rebadged as Ninjitsu, complete with the magically disappearing ninjas, and fantastic wire work....

They need to do a Lone Wolf and Cub,  or a live action Ninja Scroll.

LWAC is already done, no need for a remake.

Ninja Scroll could be good, but i doubt any producer would go for the whole gore/violence/sex mixture the anime has.
Title: Re: Cowboys vs Ninjas
Post by: suckmymuscle on November 04, 2010, 09:28:33 PM
Oh boy, now you're a ninja expert as well??

btw, you also misunderstand the use of Shuriken totally. THey were used either as decoy, in close combat held in the hand or with poison to poison someone from a distance.

Shuriken only make superficial wounds when thrown, and if thrown, they are only thrown in a distance of 2-3m. Everything else you read or hear is bullshit.

  Oh boy, you're stalking me again? And I know everything about everything and then some. Just take a look at my posts.

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: Cowboys vs Ninjas
Post by: suckmymuscle on November 04, 2010, 09:29:46 PM
i see everything!!!!

bench

  Right. So that gives you 360 degree visions as well? what is stopping the ninja from sneeking behind you and slitting your throat?

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: Cowboys vs Ninjas
Post by: DK II on November 04, 2010, 09:35:30 PM
  Oh boy, you're stalking me again? And I know everything about everything and then some. Just take a look at my posts.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

LOL, so when i point out that you know shit, i am stalking you??

Get a life, internet-know-it-all.
Title: Re: Cowboys vs Ninjas
Post by: suckmymuscle on November 04, 2010, 09:47:33 PM
LOL, so when i point out that you know shit, i am stalking you??

Get a life, internet-know-it-all.

  Your constant post-stalking and obsession with proving me wrong indicates that I own your mind and I deeply upset you with my superior mind. :)

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: Cowboys vs Ninjas
Post by: DK II on November 04, 2010, 09:57:54 PM
  Your constant post-stalking and obsession with proving me wrong indicates that I own your mind and I deeply upset you with my superior mind. :)

SUCKMYMUSCLE


Who has an obsession with whom here, Cowboy?


LOL
Title: Re: Cowboys vs Ninjas
Post by: suckmymuscle on November 04, 2010, 10:00:32 PM
Who has an obsession with whom here, Cowboy?


LOL

  You do. You were the one who replied to my post and not the other way around. You are always the one who replies to my posts trying to prove me wrong and not the other way around. Hence, it is you who are obsessed with me.

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: Cowboys vs Ninjas
Post by: DK II on November 04, 2010, 10:22:00 PM
  You do. You were the one who replied to my post and not the other way around. You are always the one who replies to my posts trying to prove me wrong and not the other way around. Hence, it is you who are obsessed with me.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

I'm not trying to prove you wrong, i DID prove you wrong.

You have no idea about Ninjas.  :-* :-* :-*

Title: Re: Cowboys vs Ninjas
Post by: epic_alien on November 04, 2010, 10:27:36 PM
can someone repost that black guys that loves pekemon? it seems to be gone. its my saving grace when having negative thoughts
Title: Re: Cowboys vs Ninjas
Post by: benchmstr on November 04, 2010, 10:36:39 PM
  Right. So that gives you 360 degree visions as well? what is stopping the ninja from sneeking behind you and slitting your throat?distance...

SUCKMYMUSCLE
hope this helps...

bench
Title: Re: Cowboys vs Ninjas
Post by: suckmymuscle on November 04, 2010, 10:41:22 PM
I'm not trying to prove you wrong, i DID prove you wrong.

You have no idea about Ninjas.



  Thanks for proving my point about your obsession with me. DK, there are many people in the World who are superior to you besides me, so I would like you to go stalk them instead and leave me alone. Oh, and I know more than you about ninjas and pretty much everything. Your username "donkey" and the picture of the ape you have in your avatar suits you. Lol.....

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: Cowboys vs Ninjas
Post by: DK II on November 04, 2010, 10:46:03 PM
 Thanks for proving my point about your obsession with me. DK, there are many people in the World who are superior to you besides me, so I would like you to go stalk them instead and leave me alone. Oh, and I know more than you about ninjas and pretty much everything. Your username "donkey" and the picture of the ape you have in your avatar suits you. Lol.....

SUCKMYMUSCLE

LOL, you're so delusional, and also have a serious lack of self esteem.

But it's always good for a laugh when you post your childish bullshit and think you're the top of the human race.

Go on, show me what you know about Ninja... Maybe i can learn something from you that i couldn't learn form reading the Japanese originals....  ::) ::)

http://ninjutsu.robertk.com/Bansenshukai/Bansenshukai.00.pdf
Title: Re: Cowboys vs Ninjas
Post by: Parker on November 05, 2010, 07:21:40 AM
can someone repost that black guys that loves pekemon? it seems to be gone. its my saving grace when having negative thoughts