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Title: Hmmm... My girlfriend isn't happy...
Post by: Cy Tolliver on November 17, 2010, 12:34:53 AM
I'm fucking depressed, last night my girlfriend almost dumped me because i thought it would be a silly/funny idea to hide a cardboard mask with her dad's face printed on it by my bed and slip it on, while we were having sex...

 :P
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Post by: Mazda323 on November 17, 2010, 12:44:45 AM
Damn that's good!!!

HAHAHAHA

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Post by: WillGrant on November 17, 2010, 12:47:51 AM
hahahaha  ;D
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Post by: MB_722 on November 17, 2010, 12:54:06 AM
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Post by: Tito24 on November 17, 2010, 01:50:48 AM
hahaha im starting to like this guy ;D
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Post by: Cy Tolliver on November 17, 2010, 02:02:27 AM
hey mARS was expecting zoomins of this chick's snatch you know.

Ron said no more interracial porn, bestiality or nudity or im gone...  :'(
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Post by: Tito24 on November 17, 2010, 02:09:16 AM
yes the gay lobby is pressing hard on ron, we cant blame him.
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Post by: BIG ACH on November 17, 2010, 07:35:45 AM

Why does she have a mask of her father's face?
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Post by: Cleanest Natural on November 17, 2010, 08:40:08 AM
Why does she have a mask of her father's face?
take a wild guess :-X
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Post by: Meso_z on November 17, 2010, 08:42:55 AM
she wont recover.
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Post by: Tito24 on November 17, 2010, 08:59:37 AM
haha.
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Post by: monstercalves on November 17, 2010, 09:12:21 AM
I'm fucking depressed, last night my girlfriend almost dumped me because i thought it would be a silly/funny idea to hide a cardboard mask with her dad's face printed on it by my bed and slip it on, while we were having sex...

 :P


this is priceless ......

u have gained some respect now!

this seems like an original idea.......

what made u think of it or who told u about it or came up with the idea?



this is comedy gold for me and others and you also to laugh with ur buddies about it

but what in the name of sweet christ our saviour from nazereth were u thinking ?

did u think she would start laughing and think u were a funny guy ?
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Post by: Tito24 on November 17, 2010, 09:15:38 AM
Cy Tolliver certainly is an upcoming talent here.
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Post by: Meso_z on November 17, 2010, 09:20:09 AM
Cy Tolliver certainly is an upcoming talent here.
haha i wonder the girls thoughts when she sees her father from now on. haha priceless, as i said she wont recover for years to come.
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Post by: slaveboy1980 on November 17, 2010, 09:25:30 AM
rape her with the mask on
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Post by: WillGrant on November 17, 2010, 03:03:41 PM
rape her with the mask on
But what if she enjoys it and starts saying fuck me daddy harderrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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Post by: Army of One on November 17, 2010, 03:07:13 PM
But what if she enjoys it and starts saying fuck me daddy harderrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Change it to a picture of her Grandfather?
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Post by: Master Blaster on November 17, 2010, 03:12:15 PM
a lot of rape jokes lately

don't forget that women aren't the only ones getting raped   :D
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Post by: WillGrant on November 17, 2010, 03:17:02 PM
Turn on? :D
;D
Change it to a picture of her Grandfather?
And she starts moaning "oh pappy just like when you popped my cherry"  :-\

I think thats when the german shepard mask needs to come out  ;D
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Post by: Meso_z on November 17, 2010, 11:44:47 PM
a lot of rape jokes lately

don't forget that women aren't the only ones getting raped   :D
true. lots of guys are raped daily on gb.  :D
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Post by: monstercalves on November 18, 2010, 01:14:06 AM
this should be a sticky ffs LOL

this guy deserves a comedy medal!
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Post by: Tito24 on November 18, 2010, 09:55:22 AM
looks like getbig as we knew it is coming back
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Post by: Howard on November 18, 2010, 01:45:09 PM
I'm fucking depressed, last night my girlfriend almost dumped me because i thought it would be a silly/funny idea to hide a cardboard mask with her dad's face printed on it by my bed and slip it on, while we were having sex...

 :P
LOL< you are a dreamboat and ladies man.  :D
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Post by: _bruce_ on November 18, 2010, 02:33:14 PM
yes the gay lobby is pressing hard on ron, we cant blame him.

 :D
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Post by: Cy Tolliver on November 18, 2010, 02:51:07 PM
LOL< you are a dreamboat and ladies man.  :D

I learned it from you my cave dwelling friend!  ;D
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Post by: Tito24 on November 19, 2010, 07:14:31 AM
bump
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Post by: WillGrant on November 19, 2010, 11:26:25 PM
bump
;D qft
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Post by: Cy Tolliver on November 20, 2010, 12:02:46 AM
the highlight of my career...  ;D
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Post by: Tito24 on December 04, 2010, 06:26:45 AM
bump
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Post by: devilsmile on December 04, 2010, 06:32:26 AM
ROFL!!!!!

Cy Tolliver is like a wallstreet stockholder noob, after 50000 trys of 0 profit he gets so much money he doesn't know what to make of it... well, enjoy your power while it lasts
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Post by: JOHN MATRIX on December 04, 2010, 10:43:43 AM
ROFL this is one of the funniest threads in a while
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Post by: Mr Nobody on December 04, 2010, 11:05:45 AM
Good thread.
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Post by: Wiggs on December 04, 2010, 11:56:06 AM
a lot of rape jokes lately

don't forget that women aren't the only ones getting raped   :D

That's for damn sure... :P SLURP BITCHES...no homo >:(
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Post by: Tito24 on July 12, 2011, 02:26:49 AM
bump for classicness
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Post by: Sam on July 12, 2011, 02:44:55 AM
HAHA - This is good stuff
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Post by: JimmyJam1974 on July 12, 2011, 03:12:05 AM
Isnt she used to getting fucked by her dad?
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Post by: Palpatine Q on July 12, 2011, 03:31:27 AM
It was funnier when Louis CK said it  ;)
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Post by: Dr Dutch on July 12, 2011, 03:45:52 AM
Why don't you let her wear the mask and see what it does for you...
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Post by: Hulkotron on July 12, 2011, 03:50:25 AM
Free Cy Tolliver
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Post by: Tito24 on July 12, 2011, 03:53:21 AM
yes who got it in their sick heads to ban an upcoming getbig talent?
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Post by: doriancutlerman on July 12, 2011, 05:54:07 AM
I'm fucking depressed, last night my girlfriend almost dumped me because i thought it would be a silly/funny idea to hide a cardboard mask with her dad's face printed on it by my bed and slip it on, while we were having sex...

 :P

You're Cy fucking Tolliver, aren't you?  Cut her throat and get back with Joanie Stubbs.
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Post by: trapz101 on July 12, 2011, 05:59:57 AM
Why don't you let her wear the mask and see what it does for you...

with the picture of the op's dad on it....
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Post by: MusselFreek on July 12, 2011, 06:17:00 AM
with Cy's mom printed... I don't think he gonna recover either.. if his girlfriend wore it.
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Post by: AbrahamG on July 12, 2011, 08:02:37 PM
Ron said no more interracial porn, bestiality or nudity or im gone...  :'(

You sir, are pretty good.  Nice work putting interracial porn in the same category as bestiality.
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Post by: Tito24 on July 13, 2011, 12:35:53 AM
 ;D
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Post by: Meso_z on January 12, 2012, 12:05:48 AM
I'm fucking depressed, last night my girlfriend almost dumped me because i thought it would be a silly/funny idea to hide a cardboard mask with her dad's face printed on it by my bed and slip it on, while we were having sex...

 :P
hahahahahaha insane.  ;D
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Post by: Tito24 on November 24, 2012, 08:35:48 AM
bump for greatness
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Post by: garebear on November 24, 2012, 08:47:25 AM
Haha. Great thread.

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Post by: gracie bjj on November 24, 2012, 08:50:06 AM
my kind of thread, nothing wrong with spicing up ones sexlife imo, she needs to learn to be more flexible
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Post by: FitnessFrenzy on November 24, 2012, 08:50:34 AM
Next time I fuck a woman I will wear a BayGBM mask.
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Post by: Roger Bacon on November 24, 2012, 09:36:29 AM
bump for greatness

Cy Toliver was a good man, P.I.P
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Post by: Dr.J on November 24, 2012, 11:40:45 AM
what if you put the mask on.....and she instantly came?!!!
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Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on November 24, 2012, 11:42:02 AM
bump for greatness

i'm going to find you you little bitch
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Post by: Roger Bacon on November 24, 2012, 11:42:11 AM
what if you put the mask on.....and she instantly came?!!!

haha!!

Than she's definitely not wife material.  
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Post by: WOOO on November 24, 2012, 12:01:59 PM
I'm fucking depressed, last night my girlfriend almost dumped me because i thought it would be a silly/funny idea to hide a cardboard mask with her dad's face printed on it by my bed and slip it on, while we were having sex...

 :P


you have gay love for her dad?
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Post by: magikusar on November 24, 2012, 12:04:00 PM
It's amazing how girlfriends won't do the little things anymore.
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Post by: FitnessFrenzy on November 24, 2012, 12:48:45 PM
(http://www.gratisimage.dk/image-C45D_50B132A4.jpg)
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Post by: Tito24 on December 05, 2013, 11:27:53 AM
haha
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Post by: Mr Nobody on December 05, 2013, 01:02:55 PM
haha
Rhode Island is small.
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Post by: arce1988 on December 05, 2013, 03:33:04 PM
 :D ;D